After a good game in tarkov, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great tarkov and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Tarkov LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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you're friend Sohlis is toxic

Hej, Detta är Britt-marie Från Ungdomsmottagningen, jo vi har fått in proverna från labbet, och det visar sig att du är Gravid i högsta grad, det betyder att den hästen som du har haft samlag med, hans sperma har befruktat dig grovt, du kommer att föda en fett stor häst ur Rövhålet, Jag kan inget annat än att säga grattis till dig du ska vara pappa.