A Disneyland review by Fabes: Some of these most upvoted positive comments about Disneyland sound like they came from a shady online vendor paying bots to hype it up—forced and way too enthusiastic. Look, Disneyland is fine, but for a guy like me—middle-aged, balding, nursing a hangover in my Ford F-150 (best truck out there.)—it’s a slog. You’re just shuffling through crowds, and not sitting in my Ford F-150, waiting in lines for hours, and shelling out $20 for a beer that’s weaker than the stuff I keep in my truck’s cooler. The rides?

Half of them are kiddy nonsense, and the “thrill” ones like Space Mountain are over before you can crack open a cold one. Positives: The atmosphere nails that magical, nostalgic vibe, I’ll give ‘em that. The Main Street parade’s got some solid production value, and the food’s decent if you’ve got cash to burn (pro tip: smuggle snacks in your Ford’s glovebox). The Parking lot area’s a highlight—felt like I was in a damn Ford Dealer.

CHUD CUDDINGTON IS A FAKE FURRY I SEE ALL THESE FURRY GAMES ON HIS PROFILE (WEB FISHING, FURRY HITLER, ATLYSS) AND HE HSAN'T PLAYED THEM FAKE UBERWOLFE -REP

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A BLACK GRAND NATIONAL !!!!!!!!!! frick being rational GIVE EM WHAT THEY ASKED FOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this guy won't shut the ♥♥♥♥ up about his 10% ford discount.

this poo terrorist keeps joining my games over Overcooked 2 and having to take a ♥♥♥♥ so i fail all the MISSIONS. I HATE THIS MAN!!!