Phrasing …

They should do a continuation of the first two films, where Kevin is the dad who forgets his kids.

And gets arrested as soon as their plane touches the ground.

Seriously how the fuck do you get on a plane without your kid?

Vyvanse (for ADHD and BED) plus Wegovy (for weight loss).

I no longer eat and I have laser focus.

Man I would be so impatient and shifty. Like c’mon, let’s get a move on, we don’t have all day!

Or Uranus.

Nah, Windows XP and 7 get a pass. These were solid consumer OS’s.

You go back 30 years and you’re at Windows 95 (holy shit) and the beginning of massive home PC adoption.

I don’t feel they got hostile towards users until probably midway through Windows 10 lifecycle. The first half wasn’t that bad, aside from changing up 20+ years of muscle-memory…but Gnome did that, too.

Having someone to complain to/point fingers at/sue is incredibly important in the business world, and a big part of why M$ is so big.

In fact, just having support is a big thing. Look at how shitty M$ support is. Or Cisco, for that matter.

Not to mention a steady, predictable, accountable release cadence.

If you want that, in the Linux world, it’s basically Ubuntu/Canonical, RedHat/IBM, or Oracle/Oracle.

I’d call Canonical the lessest of 3 evils here…

I do not recognize this photo. Is that Barty Crouch Jr. Mad-Eye Moody?

Wait, is “25” CIA-speak for “86”?

Or am I reading too far into it because I just finished 11.22.63 last night (the show, not the book)?

How old are your girls?

Mine are just turning two and it’s my first flock…I’d gotten some soft-shell eggs lately (which are surprisingly durable), but that’s about it.

Can you blame them? Have you seen how much RedHat charges for Tower???

Game respects game. They can spot a poser a mile away.

Probably among the most impressive of which being the long-range optical data link (O2O), capable of a whopping 260Mbps.

While that doesn’t sound like much, it’s still 100x the speed we’d get from prior radio technology. Having 2.5+ seconds of round-trip latency really puts a damper on things…at least until we can get past that pesky speed of light thing.

Do they accept Walmart gift cards?

Every time I do, it makes me laugh.

I really want to convert my pixel but I’m so damn lazy.

Mostly worried about losing TOTP apps and configurations. I really should be backing those up.

This is why my chickens terrify me. They used to be 25 feet tall, just a handful of dozens of million years ago.

Fucking murder machines.

Self-proclained “real men” define themselves by their masculinity. I’m merely trying to change their definition of masculinity, because I think that’s easier than changing them directly.

This cartoon reminds me of Terry from Pixar’s Soul and I don’t know why.

The ai that drew this needs to touch grass.