Yeah, that’s why we can run

Edit: Distance running that is. Humans have better endurance than almost any land animal, so we can chase prey to exhaustion. It helps that we’re crafty enough to carry water and snacks with us

They’re basically making out by the transitive property of tubes

In brighter news, the trump house near me took down their trump stuff. Now it’s just generic “god bless America” conservative stuff.

It was probably the “praise be to Allah” thing, wasn’t it?

For science.

Why she so crusty?

I feel like I’m the only person who enjoys both. I have a bottle of each in my fridge right now

Beep’s a dork but shut the fuck up, we don’t do that here

Hope they get that toilet working 🤞💩

I do this too, not even intentionally, but when something finally clicks I find myself explaining it to myself in my head, in my own words

I mean, I wouldn’t say no

Eh, I’m a pragmatic guy, I was neutral about Crocs until I tried them on, I definitely don’t like them. First, I don’t like the footbed texture, it’s just not for me. Second, the shape of the shoes doesn’t match my feet at all, and because it’s foam it can’t really conform either, so it doesn’t feel much more secure or comfortable than wearing the shoebox. If I want comfy and easy, then I have my slides, flipflops, and sanuks that are all much more comfortable for me

Same, send noods

Of all the instruments, I have a hard time believing that humanity could’ve managed to avoid inventing percussion instruments. You literally hit anything against anything.

I don’t believe in code that never needs a rewrite, but scalable code should be compartmentalized and future-proofed to the point that the next rewrite can be pushed as far into the future as possible. Me personally, I tend to discover what these best practices are during those rewrites.

There’s fists to go around, guy

“There’s” is at least easier to say and is only a grammar issue, English has always been really flexible about grammar. The “literally” thing is lexical, they just straight-up turned a useful word into a decorative but meaningless one. Now I always have to ask people if they mean “literally” literally, only I can’t know if they’ll answer me correctly because if they’re misusing “literally” then they probably don’t know the literal definition of “literally”. It’s insidious!

So literally is literally when not literally now?

Same, homie. Same.

Seriously, pneumatic climate control can eat my whole ass

It’s from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a “close second”. This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.