Evil_Shrubbery

A young 22 year old programmer

For comparison, looking the some 40 years later at Apple

Wait, AI monitoring (that only outputs summary data) is illegal?

EU should get on that!

Microslop brought AI to Copilot or even just Teams to not only monitor minutes of activity but assess how active that activity was.

Yes, Caffeine is staple, I’ve been using it for decades (under windows too)!

(Also I’ve never actually noticed my mouse move by one pixel during work.)

Afaik Teams user activity went AI at the end of last year.

Also

xdotool mousemove $(echo $(( ${RANDOM} % 800 ))) $(echo $(( ${RANDOM} % 600 )))

Lemmy up that image for you - Asahi macs are like Garlma Haysey.

Soon to be inbread then.

Why is it growing a baguette??

Not just a symptom, basically the goal everyone is trying to reach, it’s like the thing to do, the only metric.

If I win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but a house full of all the famous long furbies will be a clue.

Actively cooled dildo, I approve.

If y’all want some sound with that:
catbox.moe/9tdwjo.mp4

By the end of the year they are gonna adopt the metric system!

(Now which organisation needs to invent a fake medal to get that done?)

Floor egg.

So many NSFL events in schools all year, that big annual NSFL event in a bowl watched my millions, all the advertisers sponsoring NSFL stuff, etc.

Seymour was still waiting on day 4.383 (12 years) …

Rest now, little fella <3

It’s also still too soon to remind us how long it’s been & how old we are.

openSUSE

This will prob have a monthly subscription.
If you don’t pay you are stuck in first.

Also if you downshift too aggressively & over-rev, the engine motors will explode.