Your superpower is math. Your weakness is that it only applies to orgies.

The Federation shall hear of this.

What’s a group orgy?

Imagine if Chuck goes before his god, Dotard.

Blink.

. . . And we move on so effortlessly to the next travesty.

This was someone’s child.

I chose to ignore some of what you typed. You know, emulating you.

I hear those are better with a giant PC monitor in your back pocket.

I’m picturing you typing that out with a serious look on your face. It’s great.

You keep your computer in the washroom?

It took you two days to type that out. I did this in 30 seconds.

Checkmate, atheists.

Ok.

Oh shit. I’m sorry, man. Here you go.

Yes, just like that.

Hey, I’m sorry you’re using a Jitterbug. Perhaps it’s time for a modern smartphone with a touch screen.

Snark aside, you most likely fall into some category of Luddite, hanging on to your PC and equating device to your personal dislike of (x) company.

You sweet boy, thinking your PC isn’t also a tool for spying on you. They’re all guilty, just in varying degrees.

I’m sorry I interrupted you. You may continue screeching.

Appreciate it.

I figure it’s the Reddit crowd that brought their habits over.

That being said, I’m partly to blame because I mirror their behavior back at them when they get really nasty.

Lmao. You’ve lost it, Anakin. I have the high ground.

There is a use case in this year that requires the use of a laptop and the Microsoft AI fiasco is making me stress a bit.

The other things you mentioned as slightly improved don’t give me hope.

Love that you responded to your own diatribe.

You know, I’m not sure if you’ve ever actually used a mobile device before, but they have this incredible new feature that lets you have multiple windows open at the same time. You do you, though, my incredibly fucking stupid booboo.

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