I come before you, as nothing but a humble, BOOOOORED young Latina with a simple question. How am I to giggle and hackle under these circumstances? Why must my funny bone wither away? When will I be enthused again?
The solution to my boredom problem came to me in the form of a viral TikTok from @thatpajamadude, who recently made a video sharing the "white people phrases" he's adding to his vocabulary.
1. Starting with @thatpajamadude's picks: "That's RICH coming from you."
2. "Oh yeah? You and what army?"
3. "BINGO."
4. "You know what? No more Mr. Nice Guy."
5. And: "You are on THIN ICE, pal."
The phrases he included already had me giggling, but then I went to the comments and, man, oh man, were these additional suggestions buttering my biscuit.
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And, finally...my personal favorite:
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