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    Leave Your Worries At The Start Of This Post, And Enjoy These 28 Delightfully Bizarre Products Instead

    You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bat wings for your boots, and that’s almost the same thing.

    1. A shaved sheep plushie so you can enjoy two smiling stuffies for the price of one since you can shear your new pet by unzipping its fuzzy-wuzzy jacket. 

    Promising review: "I love him. He is so cute and so well-made. He is the perfect size and shape. I named him Banana Peel Son since his wool comes off like a banana peel. Adorable. Would recommend to everyone." —Aerebys Stare

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    2. A pack of Magical Flames for spicing up your regular ol' campfire with a delightful dose of multicolored menagerie. Just drop the packet in and enjoy the show! 

    If you plan to make marshmallows or cook food over a flame, do that before using this product. 

    Promising review: "Mystical Fire Colorant is amazing. For a really fun experience, get some of these for your next camping trip. As if a campfire needs improvement...but this stuff is really neat. I'd say the adults love it even more than the kids. We only used one packet, and the colors were so good — it seems like they lasted at least 20 minutes. There was even color left in the ashes the next day. We will never go camping again without several packs of Mystical Fire on hand." —TeNe

    Get it from Amazon for $6.94.

    3. A set of self-heating foot masks that'll help bring some relief after a long shift or a night out with your deadliest shoes. Just pop on the included booties and enjoy the tingly sensation of Epsom salts, lavender, and peppermint while sporty some silly silver booties. 

    Small pouch with two foot masks in it
    Feet propped up with two metallic foot masks on them
    Emma Lord / BuzzFeed

    Get a closer look on TikTok! 

    BuzzFeed writer Emma Lord has these in her self-care toolkit: 

    "I'm a long-ish distance runner, and these were certainly an interesting experience for my feet! You slide them on and, after a few minutes, feel a tingling, mildly burning (in a good way) sensation. It doesn't quite numb your feet, but it relaxes them. I kept them on for 30 minutes and then toweled my feet off, and the tingling sensation slowly faded over the next 30 minutes. After that, my feet felt very refreshed and relaxed at a time of day when they're usually aching from all the miles I put in. The whole thing was a mess-free, easy process, and I will definitely keep them on hand for longer run days!"

    Promising review: "Very soothing. My husband and l used these on our European vacation, and they definitely felt good on our feet!" —KS2018

    Get a set of three pairs from Amazon for $11.97. 

    4. A NeeDoh Nice Cube because you exist at the center of a Venn diagram where "fidgeter" and "slime lover" intersect. This goo-filled sensory toy has the most delightful *squish*, a satisfying weight, and is magically not the type of sticky that picks up every fleck of dust in the tri-state area.

    Check out a TikTok of the NeeDoh in action.

    Promising review: "High quality and very durable! This cube is fantastic for any age and any need. The cube provides slight resistance when compressed, which is both stress-relieving and satisfying!!! Once squeezed, it quickly returns to its natural shape. A great choice!" —Joe stevenson

    Get it from Amazon for $8.24 (the color is either blue, pink, or purple, and it is selected at random!). 

    5. A "Spooky Cutie" adult coloring book if you're down to invite a quirky slew of skeletons, reapers, and ghosts into your R&R routine this fall. 

    Psst — you can pick up a cult-fave colored pencil set on Amazon while you're at it. 

    Promising review: "I LOOOOVE this coloring book! So many cute pages and perfect for spooky season. If you love Halloween and coloring cute images, then this is the book for you. Has a variety of pages, and all have the perfect thick lines we all love in coloring books! Add to your cart now!" —Sagrario

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99. 

    6. A set of 20 (!!!) adhesive soot sprites to stick all over your car's dashboard, rearview mirror, and maybe even the air vets if you're feeling really wild. Are you commuting to work or embarking on a Ghibli-esque adventure? Tough to say.  

    Cute, small decorations with googly eyes sit atop a car's rearview mirror,
    Amazon

    Promising review: "These are the cutest Studio Ghibli car decorations. They come in a durable box and are easy to stick anywhere. I’ve had them in my car for months — and in the heat — and they have not lost their stick. 10/10 would buy again." —Abby Griffis

    Get a set of 20 from Amazon for $4.99.  

    7. An embroidered Aldi quarter keychain so you can finally remember your shopping cart quarter BEFORE you enter the store with this adorable pocket that doubles as a cute accessory for yourself or the rearview mirror. 

    Person holding an Aldi keychain with a coin slot for a shopping cart
    Amazon

    Handmade by Michelle B's Embroidery is a small biz based in Tennessee!

    Promising review: "Made well! And so adorable. I leave it hung on my rearview mirror and I'm never without my Aldi quarter. 😄 Bought one for my cousin. And I plan on buying more!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon $9.49. 

    8. A "Cup Cozy Pillow" for bringing the no-spill convenience of cupholders to a squishy surface near you. The built-in pockets can fit cups and bottles of all kinds (even mugs!) and are lined with insulating foam to keep drinks hot or cold for longer. The next time your plans involve rotting in bed all day, you can finally keep all your bevvys and treats within arms reach without any mess. 

    Cup Cozy Pillow is a small business that specializes in family-friendly snack and drink organizers. 

    Check out a TikTok of the Cup Cozy Deluxe Pillow in action.

    Promising review: "This thing is great! I’m home on maternity leave with my new baby and spend most of my time on the couch under a sleeping baby. This product makes it easy for me to keep my drinks, remote, etc, close by, even with dogs running around. It’s a little more expensive than I would have liked, but it works, and I love it, so money well spent!" —Amber

    Get it from Amazon for $34.99 (available in nine styles).  

    9. A knitted inspirational potato that makes it basically impossible not to smile when you're in its positive, potatoey presence. You'll want to order extras for the next time you've got a down-in-the-dumps friend who could use a pick-me-up! 

    Promising reviews: "I saw this little potato at a restaurant counter and loved the quote so much I bought one for me and my two best friends. Such a cute and motivating carbohydrate." —Ess Vee

    "Purchased for my wife for giggles. I figured it would be just another [thing] that was fun to open and would disappear over time. It's currently sitting in a prominent spot in our living room. Well constructed. I slammed it on the table to give it a flat butt to sit on, which it withstood with a smile." —M. S. Schultz

    Get it from Amazon for $6.99. 

    10. A Dracula garlic crusher because it's obnoxiously cute and can mince several cloves at once with a simple twist of his head. Now, you can quickly prep garlicky goodness that'll keep the vampires at bay. Well, all of them except this one!

    This little bloodsucker is 100% food-safe, BPA-free, and dishwasher-safe!

    Promising review: "I was getting very tired of the garlic presses that turn garlic into a mush and require incredible force to mash the clove into unrecognizable oblivion. This is far easier and turns the garlic into pieces rather than mush." —C. Pearlman

    Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

    11. An adorable pumpkin night-light if you want a spooky cute companion to light up your life on these increasingly dark fall days. 

    Cute pumpkin-shaped night light with a sad face, sitting on stacked books, featuring rope legs and shoes. Cozy and whimsical décor piece perfect for autumn
    Jack-o'-lantern-shaped lamp with rope legs on a book, emitting a warm glow
    Amazon

    Promising review: "This item definitely exceeded the definition of cuteness. I bought this for my bookshelf, and now my nieces are asking for one for their room. 🎃  Love how it has a timer for 30 minutes. It works great." —Book_Hollows

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (available in two sizes). 

    12. A shaker of Thin Mint seasoning to bring some nostalgic pizzazz to your morning coffee or home-baked dessert with the unforgettable flavor of a Girl Scout icon. People will LOSE IT over your next brownie batch at the bake sale. 

    Buzzfeeder holding shaker of thin mint seasoning
    Emma Lord / BuzzFeed

    BuzzFeed writer Emma Lord already gave it a try: 

    "I stared at this for months online before caving and buying it, and when I tell you!! It jazzes up my morning coffee in a way that makes my little '90s baby heart sing. I've also loved it on Greek yogurt, oatmeal, and mug cakes. Plus, when I am longing for a real Thin Mint, and we're not in Girl Scout cookie season, I'll shake this on an Oreo Thin to stave off the despair."

    Get it from Amazon for $4.98 (and try their s'mores seasoning blend, too!). 

    13. A silicone Magic Mushroom funnel for a kitchen tool that's cute enough to leave displayed on your countertop even when it's not working hard as a regular funnel. 

    gif of someone flipping the mushroom funnel inside out and using it to pour oil into a bottle
    the mushroom funnel next to a bottle, which has an inverted mushroom funnel in its opening
    Amazon

    To use it, just flip it inside out and stick the "stem" through your container's opening. Plus, it's dishwasher-safe!

    Promising review: "I am obsessed with this funnel!!! I juice a lot of citrus and juices for cocktails, and this little guy is the perfect size for bottling. It’s beyond cute and really great quality. I’m always hesitant about buying silicone items, as I don’t want them to be too thin. This is perfect! Sturdy and cute! Can’t get better than that! The perfect addition to any cottagecore kitchen!" —Abbey Klem

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95+ (available in two sizes). 

    14. A copy of Murdle, Volume 1, because reviewers rave about the book's engrossing murder mystery-themed logic puzzles, each challenging you to become a detective capable of deducing your way through lies and deceit. There's something for puzzlers of all skill levels with four difficulties to enjoy!

    There are 100 puzzles total, and four different levels: For Elementary puzzles, you need to find the suspect, location, and weapon. For Occult Medium puzzles, the added challenge is that the murderer always lies, and the other suspects tell the truth! For Hard Boiled puzzles, you also need to find motive! And for Impossible puzzles, you have to discover all four elements and deal with the lying witness statement from the murderer. Sounds like fun! Plus, you're also given a logic grid for each puzzle to help you solve it!

    Promising review: "The puzzles are a lot of fun, but the characters, storylines, and other details take the Murdle experience to another level. I have no idea how the author came up with all of this creativeness! You can Murdle solo or with friends. I look forward to future volumes, but this one will keep me busy for a while!" —Liz Gately

    Get it from Amazon for $10.25.

    And if (when) you end up needing more puzzles — don't worry — you can pick up Volume 2. 

    15. A set of ghost straw toppers to dress up your emotional support tumbler for spooky season while also keeping unwanted ick from finding its way into your straw.  

    Promising review: "I have had this straw topper for only two days and have already received so many compliments from friends and individuals at the gym. I find it great that you get four toppers for such a good price, but these are such good quality that I don't imagine they will break easily. The ghost is the perfect size, doesn't look too big on the straw, and really grips onto the straw! I am someone who likes to celebrate spooky season all year, so these are perfect!!" —Marina 

    Get a set of four from Amazon for $6.99. 

    16. Or an extendable silicone straw so you can lean into a whole new level of lazy. Meet your hydration goals without lifting a single finger, and finally lay in bed without accidental spillage. This is what dreams are made of. 

    Promising review: "Bought for working out because I’d rather use my cup than water bottles, and honestly, I was surprised to see that it works. The straw is longer than expected. The only flaw is the straw is hard to get in if you have ice already in your cup." —lisa

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99. 

    17. A lil' polar bear hydrating eye stick if your puffy, aching eyes feel like cinderblocks in the morning they're so heavy. Kickstart your routine with sweet, sweet relief thanks to this hydrating formula, which is blended with Iceland glacial water to help relieve puffiness, tighten skin, and tackle dark circles. 

    Check out one user's glowing review on TikTok. 

    Promising review: "I tried this after seeing TikTok reviews. I love how it feels when it goes on. It's very cooling and soothing. I used it during the day to freshen my under-eye area. I just ordered more, so I have one in my purse and car as well!" —MaryR

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in three formulas and multi-packs).

    18. A dumpster pencil holder to dress up your desk with something that conveys your general feelings about the workplace. Hey! It's functional, too, with three compartments to hold small office supplies and a set of flame-shaped note cards to write all your grievances...I mean, reminders. 

    Mini green dumpster container holding office supplies like pens and sticky notes on a desk with a laptop, keyboard, and glasses nearby
    Amazon

    Promising review: "On days when everything seems like a dumpster fire, it brings me a little joy to glance down and see this cute little desktop item. The paper flames are cute but fairly tiny for notes, but they would do the trick if necessary. In these post-pandemic times, I use the side without the flame paper to hold some travel sanitizer bottles. I really like that the dumpster lids can open and close." —jigglypuff

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in two other styles). 

    19. A pumpkin spice latte bubble bomb so you can literally soak in your favorite seasonal scent with this coffee-shaped bath buddy made with vanilla essential oil and the warm scents of pumpkin spice, cinnamon, and nutmeg,

    Bubble Bomb Pumpkin Spice Latte bath bomb, shaped like a coffee cup, with aroma elements shown: vanilla, pumpkin, spices, and flowers
    Amazon

    These bubble bombs are vegan, gluten-free, nut-free, phthalate-free, cruelty-free, and are non-GMO.

    Promising review: "I’m not one to write reviews, but I had to for these. This bath bomb was amazing! The smell was incredible, and the color was so vibrant. I got one for each of my kids, and they can’t wait to use them. I usually purchase bath bombs from Lush, but I will definitely be grabbing some of these for myself!" —Jen

    Get it from Amazon for $9.97 (available in nine styles, including Halloween versions, and a three-pack).

    20. A pack of four cactus-shaped dryer balls because they're superbly adorable and can do everything a dryer sheet can AND reduce drying times, which is good news for the planet and your energy bill. You can reuse these in the dryer up to 5,000 times, which is basically forever. 

    Promising review: "These are the only dryer balls I've found that actually made me not need fabric softener sheets. It cuts down on static, and I don't find pet fur clinging to my clothes when I pull them out of the dryer." —Tianhui Fan

    Get a four-pack from Amazon for $8.99+ (available in four styles and larger pack sizes).

    21. A gloriously witchy crystal ball sculpture that belongs in the library of an aspiring magic wielder. Display it next to your tomes and make guests question if you've been spying on them in your downtime. 

    Crystal ball on a rustic stand with brooms, placed on a shelf with antique books and a pumpkin
    Wayfair

    Promising review: "I was going to give this to my daughter for her birthday, which isn't until December, but it is so awesome, I couldn't wait. She absolutely loves it!! If I could give it 20 stars, I would. So well worth the money!!" —Norma 

    Get it from Wayfair for $56.99. 

    22. A three-pack of Velveeta cheese sauce if you're always looking for easy ways to feed yourself. Simply pour this liquid gold into a bowl microwave, and then unceremoniously douse it over pasta, veggies, or whatever you have lying around that could be made better with cheese (most things, tbh).  

    three pouches of cheese sauce
    Amazon

    Promising review: "These have been great to use. Cooking for just one person isn't the easiest thing for me, but these portions have been great when I want mac 'n' cheese, nachos, or a small smothered burrito for one. I'm sure when it's camping time these will make it into my camping stash." —M. Cheatham

    Get a three-pack from Amazon for $3.28.

    23. A pair of handmade batwings because it's freakin' bats, and you love Halloween! Get in the spirit from your head to your toes with this spooky addition that laces onto your favorite pair of boots.  

    Close-up of a person's black lace-up boots with wing-like accessories on the sides, standing on forest ground with fallen leaves
    The Wold Workshop / Etsy

    The Wolf Workshop is a UK-based small business that specializes in handmade leather goods.

    Promising review: "Thank you so much! These batwings are adorable and look great on my black leather books. I strapped them on with my laces, and I’ve been wearing them around everywhere. I’ve gotten a number of compliments on them too. They are very well made and exactly as described." —Kathryn MacKenzie

    Get it from The Wolf Workshop on Etsy for $40.09 (available in five colors and three hardware finishes).

    24. A silicone pickle wine stopper to preserve your pinot in one of the more hilarious ways imaginable. 

    Promising review: "I bought this pickle wine stopper for my nephew and his partner. It keeps air out of the bottle with a snug fit, and it cleans up easily after use. The fact that they love 'pickle' anything is an added bonus!" —Cynthia

    Get it from Amazon for $15 (available in four other styles). 

    25. A nonslip cheeky bath mat for turning a regular bathroom essential into a showstopping centerpiece that'll at the very least get a giggle out of you whenever it's time to hop in the shower. 

    Promising review: "I absolutely love this rug. I was not expecting it to be as cute and fluffy as it is! I’ve gotten so many compliments on it." —Amanda Fiji

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in four sizes and three styles).

    26. A spiral-bound book of judgy fish stickers if your brain is full of pent-up sass that's dying to be released in a whimsical, sorta socially acceptable manner. Let these little guys do the talking for you and literally stick it to whatever (or whoever) is being a nuisance. 

    Sticker books with fish illustrations on display, one open showing stickers
    Brass Monkey

    It comes with 60+ stickers, including some puffy stickers.

    Promising review: "100/10. Absolutely fantastic. I didn't know I needed passive-aggressive fish in my life, but now I want more. Can't stop sending them in my letters to my family, and it's so much fun to hear their reactions." —E.M.

    Get it from Amazon and Brass Monkey for $8. 

    27. An ooey-gooey Liquipen that brings everything good about a lava lamp into a writing utensil you can use for all your very important, very adult to-do lists. 

    Promising review: "I broke up the three pack and gave one pen as a gift for a class gift exchange and put the other two in stocking for Christmas. Good quality and approved by both the 8-year-old and 49-year-old husband who is a kid at heart! Definitely recommend." —Kindle Customer

    Get a set of three from Amazon for $15.99. 

    28. A meme-tastic Homer Simpson sponge holder with an included sponge if you, too, want to disappear into the shrubbery anytime someone mentions the pile of dishes languishing in your sink. 

    Sponge holder with Homer Simpson design, featuring drainage holes for easy drying. Seen in a kitchen sink setting with Hipsterroo brand logo in the corner
    Hipsteroo / Etsy

    Hipsteroo is a UK-based Etsy shop creating the cutest, most kooky giftables. 

    Promising review: "Brilliant item, fits together perfectly, and it's a great addition to the kitchen, with the added benefit of it encouraging my other half not to leave the sponge festering in the washing-up bowl. 😁" —Lia Parker

    Get it from Hipsteroo on Etsy for $27.65. 

    Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.