I'm an NYC-based Viral Resident Writer covering what people are talking about online, from the culturally revealing to the deeply personal to the genuinely unhinged. Whether it's celebrity culture, beauty and wellness trends, influencer drama, or something in between, I'm especially interested in what viral moments reveal about how we live, think, spend, and connect.
"thinking a finance bro likes you is like thinking the stripper loves you" 💔
"Don’t waste money on any kind of body scrub in a jar or tube, they don’t do jack compared to these."
I wish I could unlearn some of these stories because SHEEESH.
"I'm always baffled by people not realizing actors are in fact...acting."
"I probably would have found this threatening when I was younger, but now I think it’s a sign of good character."
I'll just be over here lolololololing until further notice.
"I’m pretty sure it was bad to date your minor students in 2010, too."
"'I love that for you' is the new 'bless your heart.'"
"I was crushed to find out the woman I saw on TV was completely different when the cameras weren’t rolling."
"For your parents to be together for 20+ years and then your dad to leave for an actress that looks so much like your mum did when she was young…it’s just cruel."
"I have many people come up to me today in the streets, and they literally tell me that I traumatized them as children."
I wish I could unlearn some of these stories because SHEEESH.
"In today's episode of 'hey we get it, you have boobs'"
"Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."
"'I love that for you' is the new 'bless your heart.'"
I'll just be over here lolololololing until further notice.
"Absolutely disgusting to see Jasmine Crockett platform and honor an abuser of women."