A Robot Mistook A Worker For A Box Of Peppers And Crushed His Face, Killing Him, And 25 More Stories That Prove We’re All Doomed
We're all doomed, but you knew that.

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We're all doomed, but you knew that.

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Please, please, please let me die peacefully in my sleep.
Meanwhile, my unlucky ass can’t even win a coin flip.
Things may make you say "WTF!" in 2026, but 2026 has nothing on the past.
Our scandals today have nothing on these. Nothing!
It was a weird couple of decades in Hollywood, baby.

Sure, you lived it...but HOW did you live it?
You'd think hearing about the sex lives of celebrities would be hot. It's really not.

"You become invisible to every man, woman, and child on the planet. Younger people want us to go away because they don't want to look at their future."
They can't all be Tom Hanks.
Dumb, dumb, dumb. All of you!

They actually committed these thoughts to paper?!
Things may make you say "WTF!" in 2026, but 2026 has nothing on the past.

Most people when watching these movies: "How was this allowed?!"
Please, please, please let me die peacefully in my sleep.

"You become invisible to every man, woman, and child on the planet. Younger people want us to go away because they don't want to look at their future."
You'd think hearing about the sex lives of celebrities would be hot. It's really not.

Sure, you lived it...but HOW did you live it?
Meanwhile, my unlucky ass can’t even win a coin flip.