43 Things From The ’90s And 2000s That Are So Unhinged They Sound Completely Fake Now

    What a (problematic but also sometimes funny) time to be alive.

    OK this one took me back for all of the wrong reasons (lol). chronicallyhumored asked people on Threads, "What’s something from the 90s/2000s that we all accepted as completely normal that would absolutely horrify people today?"

    Here's what people said:

    1. "Taking a roadtrip with a paper map that is only updated once a year (maybe) and using road signs and sense of direction."

    Printed MapQuest directions hanging from a car's rearview mirror, guiding a trip with multiple steps and locations

    2. "Kids selling school fundraiser stuff door to door without parents."

    Vintage advertisement showcasing a variety of 90s electronics and toys as prizes, with a call-to-action to earn prizes or cash by joining a sales club

    3. "Leaving the phone off the hook (on accident or on purpose) so no one could reach you."

    Retro corded landline phone against a plain background, emphasizing nostalgic technology

    4. "The phone book. Everyone's address and phone numbers were just delivered to your doorstep, and it was considered odd if you opted out and weren't like a celebrity."

    Person writing notes in an old school yearbook directory on a table with some greenery

    5. "Bobbing for apples at parties and carnivals."

    A girl in a festive outfit bobs for apples at a party, playfully leaning over a pot filled with water and apples, surrounded by people

    6. "Reading a newspaper to find out what time a movie plays or having to use the phone to CALL the theater for showtimes."

    Newspaper ad featuring 1983 movie listings: "Revenge of the Ninja," "The Big Chill," and "Mr. Mom," among others, with showtimes and theater info

    7. "Day time minutes. Rollover minutes. Night and weekend minutes."

    Person holding a phone and a folder, walking in urban setting, wearing a dark jacket over a white shirt

    8. "Sitting 'criss cross applesauce' in elementary but calling it 'sitting indian style.'"

    Three children sit at a table with plates of food, while a woman feeds noodles to a toddler seated at the table

    9. "Writing a 15 page paper at midnight with just books as sources, the night before it’s due. No AI."

    Woman and child at a 90s-style computer in an office setting, looking at the screen. Papers and a phone are on the desk

    10. "Dialing a phone number without an area code. Just 7 digits."

    Person using a vintage rotary phone, dialing a number while holding the receiver

    11. "Remembering destinations. Like EVERYWHERE. We had to know how to get places or (shudders) ask for directions."

    Woman in casual outfit with leather jacket and jeans stands smiling beside a Volkswagen car at a nighttime event

    12. "When a season ended you not only had to wait to see what happened next, you had to wait an entire summer. FOR EVERY SHOW."

    Family gathered in a living room, seated on sofas and chairs, watching TV. Coffee table with snacks and drinks in the center. Cozy, casual setting

    13. "Meet me on the train that leaves at 8.07am, I'll be in the second carriage."

    People dressed as Santa Claus are crowded into a subway car, holding onto the overhead bars as they ride

    14. "A band named The Cherry Poppin’ Daddies, for starters."

    Three men pose together; the center man wears a pinstripe suit and floral tie, while the others dress casually. One holds a rose

    15. "Having the word JUICY plastered on the butt of every single pair of pants or shorts you owned."

    Person in a casual velour tracksuit, holding a small handbag, walks through a clothing store. Racks of clothes are visible in the background

    16. "Having to go to the local video store to rent a movie on a Friday night - and then rewinding it before you returned it to avoid the extra fee."

    Person organizing DVD shelves featuring Pixar's "Up" and other films in a rental store

    17. "The pop in. Where you could just pop in and visit a friend unannounced."

    Person standing at the entrance of a brick townhouse with a bright door, carrying a bag, facing the door. A white fence borders the path

    18. "Uploading an entire FB album coming home after a night of shenanigans from our digital cameras without editing a damn thing."

    Two people sit at a desk, smiling as they look at a bulky laptop, likely navigating a social media website from the early 2000s. Posters are on the wall

    19. "Traveling with full bottle of liquid on your person on a flight. I remember coming home from the Caribbean with like 4 full bottles of liquor in my carry-on (pretty sure that was early 2000s though)."

    People going through airport security, placing items like shoes and backpacks in trays while a uniformed staff member oversees the process

    20. "No one ever carried a water bottle around with them…were we all chronically dehydrated?! 😹"

    Person looking contemplative by a pond, holding a reusable water bottle and light sweater, with trees and houses in the background

    21. "New music only came out on Tuesdays and you had to go to a store and buy it. It was glorious."

    Person with headphones listens to music in a record store with rows of CDs. They have short hair and wear a striped shirt under a dress

    22. "When you call your friend’s house and their parents picked up, you had to TALK to them before you could talk to your friend."

    Person with short hair talking on a phone, sitting at a desk with a computer in the background. Casual setting, gesturing with hand

    23. "Nextel phones. Having full conversations via walkie talkie while out in public. Absolutely unhinged."

    Close-up of a vintage Motorola phone screen displaying "NEXTEL" with signal and battery icons visible

    24. "Most chain restaurants had a smoking side and non-smoking side."

    Person in a patterned sweater lights a cigarette at a diner counter with coffee, used napkins, and a cigarette pack; others are seated nearby

    25. "Using the 'state your name' part of payphone call to deliver a free message to a loved one 😭😭😭"

    Person with curly hair in elegant strapless dress and blazer, using a payphone while holding a bag with a baguette, capturing a retro urban vibe

    26. "Having monthly memberships to a tanning salon and sometimes waiting up to an hour for your turn to use a bed."

    Person in a tanning bed wearing goggles and a swimsuit, lying down with eyes closed

    27. "Yelling 'it’s baaack!' when the commercials ended and someone was still on the toilet."

    Family watching TV on a couch with toys on the floor in a cozy living room setting

    28. "Recording your favorite songs on the radio. You just hoped they made the 'hot 5' so you could be ready."

    Two young men sitting on a car hood. One wears a navy sports jersey, the other a red basketball jersey, holding a boombox. Urban setting

    29. "Those online countdowns for when the Olsen twins would turn 18."

    Two individuals pose closely together in stylish dresses at a public event

    30. "Walking around the mall aimlessly with your friends."

    Busy 1990s mall scene with diverse crowd shopping, highlighting retro fashion trends and bustling atmosphere

    31. "We used to leave the house for hours and not be able to call anyone until we were back home or from a payphone."

    A group of people in casual clothing relax in a cozy living room, surrounded by pillows and blankets, as if watching a movie or having a sleepover

    32. "Me at 8 years old watching daytime talk shows. 'Whaattt he's not the father?!?'"

    A person in a tuxedo smiles broadly at a formal event

    33. "Dropping someone at the airport 15 minutes before their flight."

    Busy airport terminal scene with travelers walking, carrying bags. Signs above indicate gates 72-77. Casual attire prevalent among people

    34. "The fact that you had to pick up the phone without knowing who was on the other end. Caller ID was a thing back then but it wasn’t as sophisticated."

    US West call waiting ID device displaying phone number 321-555-1234 labeled as "Security Screen" with buttons below the screen

    35. "Candy that looked like cigarettes."

    Retro candy cigarette packs, including Round Up, Victory, Kings, and Target, with white candy sticks scattered in front

    36. "How low pants were - that was obscene."

    Person in a casual outfit with a cheeky slogan top and tan pants, posing playfully at an event

    37. "We used to go into the most RANDOM chat rooms and just be asking everyone a/s/l like we were grown. And of course lying about our own selves."

    Online chat conversation with two people discussing age and location, ending with one seeking someone older

    38. "Tuning into the tv guide channel & having to wait till it starts over to see your favorite channels lineups for the day."

    TV guide screen showing "Weekend at Bernie's II" on HBO, and other listings including previews and shows on various channels

    39. "We had to dial *69 to get the number that just called."

    People using payphones on a busy city street in the 1990s, with a background of a store and parked vehicles

    40. "If you wanted to meet up with friends, you had to pick a time and place and just…show up."

    Three young people in a classroom smile at the camera, one holding paper near a computer, suggesting a school or tech-related setting

    41. "Paying 'late fees' at Blockbuster and then rejoicing when they launched the 'no more late fees” program. 📼 🍿"

    Person holding several Blockbuster DVD cases in a store aisle, symbolizing nostalgia for video rentals

    42. "We memorized everyone’s phone number."

    Child with short hair excitedly talks on a phone, surrounded by bookshelves

    43. And lastly, all of the colors of ketchup.

    Instagram comments discussing green and purple ketchup, dated 05/28/26

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