Welcome to another episode of JD Vance is not (and never will be) funny!
On Wednesday, the vice president spoke to hundreds of military members at Virginia Beach's Naval Air Station Oceana during a "Celebrating American Military Excellence" event.
What should have been a nonpartisan visit ahead of the US's 250th birthday turned into yet another awkward moment for Vance after he attempted a political joke.
"It's amazing to be here," he began in the video going viral. "You know, what I’m thinking as I’m coming down the steps is don’t fall and bust your ass in front of all of you and in front of all these cameras, because they would never let me live that one down."
"You know, the previous president. I'm trying to be nonpartisan. You ever seen these old cartoons where you've got the angel on the shoulder and the devil on the shoulder? Well, because I'm speaking to all of you, our great patriots and service members, I've got the angel on my shoulder saying, JD, don't be partisan. We're gonna make this nonpartisan."
"And then I've got the devil on my shoulder who wants to talk about every time that Joe Biden fell up or down the stairs."
Notice the straight faces in the crowd?! I'm so embarrassed for this man.
"And the media didn't care about that. But if I did it one time, if I did it one time, it would be a major, major story," Vance concluded.
Uhhhh, okay. Here's what everyone's saying:
"That man has the charisma of an empty box of Krispy Kreme donuts."
"JD Vance is one of the most socially awkward people I have ever seen."
"This jackass is never going to be president."
"JD Vance: Here comes what I consider a joke, but what you might all consider a random collection of words that will not be laughed at under any circumstances. Comedy, am I right?"
"The troops:"
"Lmfsoooo bro is so cringe and got zero reactions."
Finally: "@JDVance What the fuck is wrong with you? Honestly."
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