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00:00 Welcome to Crocodile Heaven.

00:04 I'm a crocodile, and I died in the most glorious way possible.

00:09 Being eaten by the world's greatest snake.

00:12 I'd like to dedicate this song to that snake.

00:17 Snakes like anacondas, the pythons and the boas

00:22 They don't hold a candle to a monster that could grow up

00:26 Lengthy as a school bus and heavy as a car

00:31 The biggest snake that ever slithered the earth by far

00:39 You were big enough to swallow me whole

00:45 Dislocate your jaw and swallow me whole

00:49 Suffocate me and then swallow me whole

00:52 Swallow me whole, Titanoboa

00:57 Scientists discovered its fossils in a mine

01:02 Big enough to swallow a cow just fine

01:06 But it fed on giant turtles and snub-nosed crocodiles

01:12 It's hard not to be impressed by such a massive reptile

01:21 Big enough to swallow me whole

01:25 Dislocate your jaw and swallow me whole

01:29 Suffocate me and then swallow me whole

01:33 Swallow me whole, Titanoboa

01:37 If you'd met Titanoboa face to face

01:43 Its back would come up as high as your waist

01:47 You should let that fact sink in for a moment

01:52 So it can blow your mind

01:56 Swallow me whole

01:59 Dislocate your jaw and swallow me whole

02:03 Suffocate me and then swallow me whole

02:06 Swallow me whole, Titanoboa

02:11 Swallow us whole

02:15 Dislocate your jaw and swallow us whole

02:19 Suffocate us and then swallow us whole

02:23 Swallow us whole, Titanoboa

02:27 Titanoboa

02:31 I don't even know how I'm playing this thing right now

02:40 I don't have opposable thumbs

02:43 Guess it's no weirder than a turtle playing the piano.

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