Prize Piglet (Winnie the Pooh)

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00:00 [chickens clucking]

00:02 This brown shoe will look nice next to my very small picture of me

00:06 as a very, very small animal.

00:08 Why, Piglet, I never knew you had a thingaroo like this.

00:13 I found it and decided to display my favorite daffodil.

00:16 Why, Piglet, where did you get this?

00:19 Well, you see--

00:20 Hey, Piglet, what's that supposed to be?

00:24 It's just something.

00:26 Yeah, it's really something, all right.

00:28 [chuckles] But what exactly?

00:31 Why, it's obviously a--

00:33 Oh, that kind of reminds me--

00:36 Oh, I see, a running trophy.

00:39 I'd recognize one anywhere.

00:42 Oh, of course it is.

00:43 Piglet, why didn't you ever let on you were so fleet of footsies?

00:48 Oh, no, it's really nothing at all.

00:51 He wins a running trophy and calls it nothing.

00:55 What modesty! But that's our Piglet.

00:59 Why, Piglet, I never knew.

01:02 Or perhaps I did and forgot.

01:05 Okay, let's see what you got, Piglet.

01:07 But, but, Tigger, but, uh, but--

01:10 Show us how fast you can run to that tree and back.

01:13 One for the honey, two for the road,

01:16 three to get ready, and off you go!

01:20 Why, that was so fast, I didn't even see you go.

01:23 It's a new world record!

01:26 Astonishing!

01:27 That was wonderful, Piglet.

01:29 I always knew Piglet was very sudden.

01:32 I've seen him run away from things

01:34 that aren't even things to run away from.

01:37 Well, that must be how he keeps in training.

01:40 You know, traditionally, races are held once a year

01:43 to give others an opportunity to acquire such a magnificent award.

01:48 Yeah, why, I'd give away old Bunny Boy here for a trophy like that.

01:52 Here, Tigger, it's yours.

01:54 [laughs] I won!

01:56 Nonsense!

01:57 This beautiful trophy must be won by winning it.

02:00 Um, Rabbit, Gofer, uh, I just wanted to say

02:05 that I certainly don't need to keep this trophy all to myself.

02:10 [laughs]

02:11 That's the stuff, Johnny.

02:13 What sportsmanship.

02:15 I gotta get in the training.

02:17 Yeah, me too.

02:19 Hey, here.

02:21 You know, Piglet, I don't believe I'll race this race

02:25 because this trophy doesn't look as though it will hold much honey.

02:29 But I will be very pleased to see you win it again.

02:33 [laughs]

02:34 You will?

02:35 Oh, d-d-dear, how could I have let whatever just happened happen?

02:42 One and two and no time to chat and one and--

02:46 Rabbit, about this race--

02:48 Now, if you'll excuse me,

02:50 I have some intensive training to undo.

02:54 I can't run very well at all.

02:56 Trying to fool us into thinking you're slow?

03:00 Well, I'm gonna be ready!

03:03 [triumphant music]

03:06 Oh, dear, I can't fly very well either.

03:10 You want the trophy too, Eeyore?

03:12 It's not the trophy I'm interested in, little Piglet.

03:16 It's the flower.

03:18 Tigger, there's something I have to tell you about my running.

03:22 Oh, don't worry, Piglet.

03:24 I know I can't expect to beat an exceptional runner like you,

03:28 but it's gonna be fun trying.

03:30 [laughs]

03:32 Everybody, this has gone far enough.

03:35 I've never won any trophies, so there's no need to have a race.

03:39 Yes, that's what I must say.

03:42 I can't let this idea go any farther.

03:45 That's all there is to it.

03:48 Runners must follow the marked route.

03:53 That reminds me of the time my great uncle Bigelow

03:56 and made a best Tigger win.

03:58 What? Oh, I beg your pardon.

04:01 Runners, on your mark, get set...

04:05 Just a moment. Where's Piglet?

04:07 [clears throat] Maybe he's already finished.

04:10 Everybody, I know what you all expect to happen here today,

04:14 but there's something I must say.

04:17 And you may say it, Piglet, just as soon as I say go.

04:22 Hooray!

04:24 [coughs]

04:26 Now, don't give us a head start, Piglet.

04:28 We want to win this race fair and square.

04:31 Uh, come back.

04:33 Hooray.

04:35 In first place is Tigger by a tail.

04:39 Now Rabbit by a hair.

04:41 Gopher by a-- by a-- by a tooth.

04:44 And the current champion is in the last place

04:47 one would expect to find him,

04:49 which is last place.

04:52 Sure is. Distance between two points is a straight tunnel.

05:08 If I don't finish first, everybody will be so disappointed.

05:13 Oh, my.

05:22 I say, Rabbit seems to have cut a bit of distance off the course,

05:28 taking over first place.

05:31 Seems I've lost my tail, little Piglet.

05:36 Wouldn't want to win the race without all of me there.

05:39 Um, Eeyore, about this trophy.

05:41 It sure is nice of you, Piglet.

05:44 I haven't had so much fun since--

05:46 [farts]

05:48 It's Tigger in the lead, but--

05:52 [laughs]

05:53 I'm gonna win!

05:55 I'd say he's chosen to make a pit stop.

05:58 Tigger, I really must tell you--

06:04 I can't stop now, little Piglet.

06:06 I gotta catch up with you.

06:08 Oh, my.

06:11 It seems front-runner Gopher has had a blowout.

06:14 Uh, Gopher, I just want you to know--

06:19 Don't worry about me, sonny.

06:21 You go ahead. I've got a spare.

06:25 Now it's Tigger in first place.

06:28 Or is that Rabbit?

06:30 Why, I believe it may be Eeyore.

06:32 And in last place, Piglet.

06:35 Now it's-- Well, someone must be leading.

06:38 I'm sure you're right, Owl.

06:40 But where are they?

06:42 My word, they're approaching the swamp.

06:46 This could become a rather sticky situation.

06:51 It could?

06:53 Yes, indeed.

06:55 I definitely have to say they're stuck.

06:58 I remember when my great-aunt Cordelia fell asleep in a tar barrel.

07:02 Owl?

07:04 Yes?

07:05 We have only one thing to say.

07:08 Yes?

07:09 Help!

07:12 Oh, dear.

07:15 Whoever among you I helped first would gain an unfair advantage.

07:20 The principles of fair play demand that I, as an official of this race,

07:26 must at all costs maintain impartiality.

07:30 Hooray!

07:35 No, Boo. Everyone's in terrible trouble.

07:38 They're stuck in the swamp. What shall I do?

07:41 Well, Piglet, if they can't finish the race,

07:44 take the finish of the race to them.

07:47 Oh, of course. That's a wonderful idea, Boo.

07:51 (WHISTLING)

07:53 Oh, my. We've lost so much time.

08:03 We're going to have to run twice as fast just to catch up with ourselves.

08:06 Hey, Piglet, you have to finish.

08:08 But, oh, it's too late.

08:11 Everyone is going to find out that I'm not at all what they expect me to be.

08:16 It's difficult when large expectations become very large un-expectations.

08:22 Perhaps it would be best to do something unexpected for a change.

08:27 I won. I won.

08:38 If nobody minds my saying so,

08:41 seems to me that I got here first.

08:44 Hey, what are you talking about?

08:47 I won.

08:49 You won? Who was the winner, Owl?

08:52 It was, I must say, the closest finish I've seen

08:56 since the time my Uncle Albert raced from Albania to Zanzibar.

09:01 Boo, would you kindly tell them who won the race?

09:05 Well, actually, I'm afraid you're all too late.

09:13 I don't think anyone would expect me to move away.

09:17 What are you doing, Piglet?

09:20 I'm leaving the hundred-acre wood, moving far, far away

09:25 to some place where the unexceptional won't be expected to excel beyond expectations.

09:31 Uh, could you say that again a little looser?

09:35 Oh, I let you all down. I never won a race in my life.

09:39 Why, Piglet, of course you've won a race.

09:42 Sure, you won this one.

09:44 Wasn't that the finishing line you saved us with?

09:48 Oh, why, yes. I guess it was.

09:52 Oh, and so this trophy is awarded to you, Piglet.

09:56 Me?

09:57 Why, certainly. You won, just like we expected you to.

10:01 Not only did you win, but you helped everyone else come in second.

10:07 Hooray for Piglet for doing exactly what we expected him to do

10:12 in a very "I'm your best friend, Piglet" sort of way.

10:16 Definitely.

10:18 Oh, thank you. This will look very nice and neat on my shelf

10:22 next to the trophy I won for weightlifting.

10:25 Just kidding.

10:29 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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