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Goofy - How to Sleep (1953)
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2 years ago
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00:29
Do you know that you spend about a third of your life in bed?
00:33
Since the beginning of time,
00:35
man has always had the problem of sleeping.
00:39
In the dark ages,
00:43
man tried to sleep on bare stone.
00:47
Seeking better methods,
00:49
he tried hay.
00:51
[sneezes]
00:53
The next great advance was wood.
00:56
But the termites kept him awake.
00:59
And finally, he tried metal.
01:02
[sneezes]
01:05
Out of which evolved the form-fitting
01:10
inner spring mattress of today.
01:13
Man has learned there are various ways to attain sleep.
01:18
He can be walked to sleep.
01:21
You just won't believe what happened to the bridge club.
01:24
I know what you'll think. George, are you listening?
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[hums]
01:30
Squawk to sleep.
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[hums]
01:35
Rock to sleep.
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And sock to sleep.
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[sneezes]
01:45
Contrary to popular belief,
01:49
research shows people do not sleep like logs.
01:53
They sleep like the frog.
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[snores]
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The dog.
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[laughs]
02:06
Like the ostrich.
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[snores]
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The mole.
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The bear.
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[snores]
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[growls]
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And like the owl.
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[howls]
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Today, more and more people find it increasingly difficult
02:35
to obtain a good night's sleep.
02:38
They are the victims of today's mad pace of existence.
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[alarm blaring]
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While others perform their daily toil,
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they sleep too hard at work...
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Deep!
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And work too hard at sleep.
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Go home and sleep on your own time!
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Asleep on his feet.
03:00
[alarm blaring]
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Hardly able to stay awake long enough to go to bed.
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This man has a problem.
03:14
For once having made his bed,
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he can't sleep in it.
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[screams]
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However, if one scientifically approaches the sleeping problem,
03:26
like adjusting bedding,
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science has discovered that fresh air is beneficial to health,
03:32
and thus we find the properly ventilated room most conducive to breathing,
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allowing the lungs and other respiratory organs
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to assimilate and perform to the maximum efficiency.
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However, if the temperature should fall below
03:45
the prerequisites of bodily comfort,
03:48
then an electric blanket makes one as warm as toast.
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Hot milk is very soothing.
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And, of course, counting sheep to sleep never fails.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
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[yells]
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Stampede!
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[screams]
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Always on the march, science isn't asleep on the job.
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Today, science has given man a chance to sleep as he's never slept before.
04:34
Using the yawn-inducing plaque as a starter,
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the anti-snore chin strap,
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ear stoppers,
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eye shade and head warmer,
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and the anti-toss-and-turn suit,
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the sleeper is completely outfitted,
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gently tucked into bed,
04:55
and softly rocked by the mattress pulsating machine.
04:59
Dreamy music soothes each jangled nerve
05:04
as a seismographic chart gives science an insight of the subject's reaction.
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[snoring]
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This sensitive machine records electrical waves sent out by the brain.
05:28
Every minute detail is transcribed as each tiny thought takes shape.
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[crash]
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[yells]
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Thus, science proves that dreams definitely affect the subconscious mind.
05:45
Science approaches the problem with renewed vigor.
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Science calls on every available resource,
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delving deeply into the occult
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[beeping]
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and listening Mother Nature's help.
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Every possibility is scientifically approached.
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Science leaves nothing to chance.
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Hmm.
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Constant research and ingenuity plus know-how
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enables science to come up with the answer to man's sleeping problem.
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[crash]
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And so today, as it must to all men,
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sleep came to Mr. Geep.
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Science marches on.
06:31
[music]
06:39
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