Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Official Trailer Prime Video

Evening Standard

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00:01Enforcement notice.

00:03Cease use of any part of the land as a restaurant or a cafe.

00:06What? Ridiculous.

00:08All the effort we put in and we're back on square one.

00:13I've made a big decision.

00:15I'm going to make you farm manager.

00:17Really?

00:18Why don't we make it a competition?

00:20Who can make the most money?

00:22Me, out of unfarmed land.

00:26Or you, out of farmed land.

00:28Um, there's farm competition.

00:30God knows his ideas.

00:32Simply apply the vacuum cleaner to the blackberry.

00:36I've got a new thing.

00:38Pigs.

00:39Pigs?

00:40You'd be fond to have little piglets running around.

00:42Oh, Christ.

00:43Where's one of the pigs been sick in my pocket?

00:48Get the biscuits, Charlie. Get the biscuits.

00:50Which one for?

00:52Mushrooms.

00:53Why?

00:55Oh, my God.

00:57Hello, goats.

00:59If they start escaping...

01:01Oh, f*** me.

01:03I'm going to win this competition.

01:08Can you feel a piglet?

01:10Oh, look.

01:12One of them is as weak as hell.

01:14Oh, no.

01:20Oh, you knew that was going to happen.

01:23You've got nothing in common with a chainsaw.

01:25If this goes wrong,

01:27the only part of Channington that quite likes you,

01:29you're going to flood.

01:33All the people moving out of London,

01:35we've got Cowell, we've got Beckham,

01:37Natalie Imbruglia, Amanda Holden.

01:39We can sell hay to their horses, trust me.

01:42This is the wheat price. It's falling.

01:46I'm 230 pounds up.

01:48You're minus 78,000 pounds.

01:51What?

01:54Oh, f***.

01:56We've got to get rid of all health and safety equipment off the farm.

01:58It's really injuring people.

02:00Who's that?

02:02It's actually half of Groove Armada.

02:04Who?

02:06Why is he drilling my field?

02:10Holy moly!

02:12Yeah, you can't do that.

02:15Caleb, how are you?

02:17You've got lovely hair.

02:20You can't get part of it by causing errors with the programme and everything.

02:24Well, I just think, you know, with...

02:26Well, I don't know. Yeah.

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