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Snow Valley 2024 Hollywood Scary Movie
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00:01:29Dale fucking Evans is going to ride our new board at the freestyle competition at Breck this weekend.
00:01:35Pre-orders are going to go through the roof.
00:01:38Can we keep on with his rep that he'll post it on the gram?
00:01:41Dale, he's my boy.
00:01:43This is friendship, not business.
00:01:45Of course he knows what's up.
00:01:46Nicely done, bro.
00:01:47And that little snapper with the bindings?
00:01:49Factory corrected and pressure tested last week.
00:01:52We're salary.
00:01:53Yes.
00:01:54Looks like you're in for some powder paradise this weekend, man.
00:01:57It's going to be so epic.
00:01:58Can I catch you on the flip?
00:02:00Aight.
00:02:02Congratulations.
00:02:03You played such a big part in this.
00:02:07I'm sorry, but I did nothing.
00:02:09No, you've been everything.
00:02:11And everyone thought I was crazy to design my own board.
00:02:14You were there.
00:02:16Here.
00:02:17With me.
00:02:18And I know you've been swamped with your own shit, but not once did I feel alone.
00:02:23So I'm just...
00:02:24So happy.
00:02:27Yeah.
00:02:29So am I.
00:02:34What?
00:02:35I would just love to see the look on my professor's face if I called my dissertation paper my own shit.
00:02:41Oh, ha ha.
00:02:44Hey, come here.
00:02:46No more work.
00:02:48This weekend's about us.
00:02:50Okay.
00:02:59You good?
00:03:01Of course.
00:03:02Why?
00:03:03It's just you've been doing your stare out the window thing for a while now.
00:03:08I'm just excited to get away with you this weekend.
00:03:12Feels like we've both been in an endless work bubble.
00:03:15Yeah, me too.
00:03:17So beautiful.
00:03:21So beautiful.
00:03:21So beautiful.
00:03:21So beautiful.
00:03:51Hey, what is this?
00:03:52We're here.
00:03:55Your parents' ski cabin?
00:03:58Yeah, um, flows off the tongue better than 16-bedroom ski chalet.
00:04:04That.
00:04:10We have all to ourselves this weekend.
00:04:21Not bad, huh?
00:04:36In the summer, we can take the boat out in the lake.
00:04:38I'm sorry if I seem overwhelmed.
00:04:43I just was not expecting this.
00:04:45Yeah, most people aren't.
00:04:48Forgive me if this is rude, but I met your parents.
00:04:50And they're not pretentious assholes like me?
00:04:53Exactly.
00:04:54Come on, it's just a house.
00:05:15Mi casa es su casa.
00:05:17Come on, I'll give them a tour.
00:05:19Strong bones.
00:05:21Keeps us afloat.
00:05:23Chairs, if sitting's your thing.
00:05:25I personally am a stand-up guy myself.
00:05:28If forced to sit, I like to do it by the fire.
00:05:32Family dinner time.
00:05:34My personal favorite.
00:05:37The couch.
00:05:39Very impressive, Mr. Jacobson.
00:05:41But I'm going to need some time to look over the fine print.
00:05:44I have the contracts here all ready to sign.
00:05:48Come here, babe.
00:05:53I can't even imagine the parties you had here growing up.
00:05:56You have no idea.
00:05:59I have a few.
00:06:02So, what should we do first?
00:06:05I have a few ideas in that department, too.
00:06:08But I'm afraid if we get started on those ideas,
00:06:10we won't get any ski runs in.
00:06:13Oh, we have time to get over to the mountain before it closes?
00:06:16Come here.
00:06:17This is the best part.
00:06:21We can ski on right from here?
00:06:23Not to the main mountain.
00:06:25But that's a private run just for us.
00:06:26For the other residents in the development.
00:06:29Oh, my God.
00:06:31I'm going to call down to make sure they keep the lift open.
00:06:33And I have to check in with the office real quick.
00:06:36Why don't you go pick out a room for us?
00:06:39Upstairs?
00:06:40Wherever you want.
00:06:41Explore.
00:06:42But I think you'll find the master bedroom overlooking the valley doesn't suck that bad.
00:06:47I'll meet you downstairs in a bit.
00:06:49Where's the master bedroom?
00:06:50Do neither know where this time can be done.
00:06:51What's going on next?
00:07:52Oh, sorry.
00:08:14You scared me.
00:08:15Yeah, my dad nerds out hard on all this shit.
00:08:18What is all this?
00:08:20Oh, mining antiquities he collects.
00:08:23The old nut loves the Americana of it all.
00:08:25I think it makes him feel more blue collar or something.
00:08:28Oh, yeah?
00:08:29And how's that working out for him?
00:08:31Hey, I think pretty well.
00:08:32You said so yourself.
00:08:33Why mining?
00:08:38Well, Snow Valley is an old mining town.
00:08:41This whole area is built on the old tunnels.
00:08:43They went bust at the turn of the century, and this area got developed into a ski town.
00:08:47I think they skied.
00:08:53You kidding me?
00:08:55This dude was the first Olympic champ sponsored by Atomic.
00:08:58Speaking of, shall we?
00:09:05Honestly, I don't know why it was so cold in that roller rink that night.
00:09:29But when I bent over, it was like a winter storm system shot off my ass.
00:09:35I'm telling you, when you leaned over to tire skates, the sound your pants made when they riffed was etched in my mind forever.
00:09:45Hey, at least they stayed the course.
00:09:47That you did.
00:09:49The look on some of those kids' faces as your left butt cheek hung out as you skated was so funny.
00:09:55Cost of business of going commando.
00:09:57It ain't always pretty.
00:10:03What about me?
00:10:04What did you think?
00:10:06I mean, obviously you thought I was the most beautiful woman you'd ever seen.
00:10:11But when I skated up to you for the first time and introduced myself...
00:10:15Honestly?
00:10:18Honestly.
00:10:19Well, I know I'm supposed to say something funny or cute, but...
00:10:24I was in love with you from the moment I set eyes on you.
00:10:29And actually, in that moment, I was pissed at myself for being such a showboat
00:10:32because I thought you'd think I was a clown.
00:10:35Oh, well, rest assured, I still very much think that.
00:10:41But...
00:10:42Who's here?
00:10:46Go have a look.
00:10:46Special delivery.
00:10:59Oh.
00:11:00Um, he said...
00:11:01One second, I don't have my wallet on me.
00:11:03It's on the house.
00:11:04Oh.
00:11:07Have a nice night.
00:11:09You too.
00:11:09Wait, how...
00:11:18Surprise.
00:11:20How did you...
00:11:22Ah, I made some moves with Gold Belly in the pizza place in town.
00:11:25Now, you might not count the night we shared a slice with my ass hanging out of my jeans our first date, but...
00:11:31I do.
00:11:33You are too much.
00:11:36He's...
00:11:36I've been so swamped with my paper, I hadn't even...
00:11:40Happy anniversary.
00:11:42Oh, my God.
00:11:43I love you.
00:11:44I love you, too.
00:11:45And on top of this being our first anniversary, I not only want to celebrate that, but kick-start another.
00:11:53I love you, too.
00:12:23I love you.
00:12:25And this has been the best year of my life.
00:12:28And, actually, there's a really bad storm coming in tomorrow.
00:12:32So if you say no, it could get awkward between us if we're stuck here.
00:12:38I can't lie.
00:12:40I like the sound of Laura Jacobson better than Laura Powell the first night I met you.
00:12:46So I guess the answer is yes.
00:12:48Come here.
00:12:51Come here.
00:12:51Come here.
00:12:53Come here.
00:12:54Come here.
00:12:54Come here.
00:13:16Come here.
00:13:47Why do you have to save me?
00:14:04Why do you have to save me?
00:14:17Why do you have to save me?
00:14:47Why do you have to save me?
00:15:17Why do you have to save me?
00:15:47Why do you have to save me?
00:16:17Why do you have to save me?
00:16:47Why do you have to save me?
00:16:49Why do you have to save me?
00:16:51Well?
00:16:53What are you waiting for?
00:16:55Show me the fucking rock, bitch.
00:16:57Ew.
00:16:59Seriously.
00:17:01Show me the ring.
00:17:03I'm kidding.
00:17:05I'm kidding.
00:17:07I know.
00:17:09I love it.
00:17:11I love how traditional and romantic he is.
00:17:13You know you live for the bling.
00:17:15You know you live for the bling.
00:17:17I love it.
00:17:19I love it.
00:17:21I love it.
00:17:23I love it.
00:17:25You asked for my permission.
00:17:27You asked for my permission.
00:17:29Just like you would have done if mom and dad were still alive.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:35What is wrong?
00:17:37Nothing is wrong.
00:17:39Laura, look.
00:17:41Everyone and their looks I have.
00:17:43Can I not just have a resting facial expression without people demanding an explanation?
00:17:47No.
00:17:49I'm your sister.
00:17:50What's up?
00:17:51You should just see this place.
00:17:55Uh, bitch.
00:17:56I better see it.
00:17:57A lot.
00:17:59It's just their ski house and it's like a mansion.
00:18:04And you're complaining?
00:18:06Is it weird that I didn't know his family was this wealthy?
00:18:08Of course not!
00:18:10It means he's classy.
00:18:12And you might be the first woman in history to be bugging because her husband is loaded.
00:18:17Well, I'm not saying I'm mad and I get it.
00:18:20I just didn't know.
00:18:23You always do this.
00:18:25What?
00:18:26You talk yourself off a ledge whenever you're happy.
00:18:29I am so not on a ledge.
00:18:32Well, then this isn't me talking you off of one then.
00:18:36You work and study so hard.
00:18:39And the one night that I convince you to come out and get laid, you bag a unicorn.
00:18:44Because you fucking deserve it.
00:18:46You are the best, most caring person I know.
00:18:51But this is your much wiser, older sister telling you that everything is fine and then some.
00:19:00And that I'll always be jealous of you because everything about you is perfect because that's what you put out in the universe.
00:19:06Thanks, Oprah.
00:19:07Fuck you.
00:19:08Fuck you, too.
00:19:13Laura?
00:19:14I'll call you later.
00:19:15Someone's at the door.
00:19:16Okay.
00:19:17Bye.
00:19:18Keith?
00:19:19One sec, I'm coming.
00:19:20Um.
00:19:21Can I help you?
00:19:22Um.
00:19:23Can I help you?
00:19:26It's you.
00:19:43Can I help you?
00:19:53It's you.
00:19:55Excuse me?
00:19:58How rude of me.
00:20:00I was looking for Heath.
00:20:03But now I'm reminded he did tell me he was having guests this weekend.
00:20:08Oh, it's just me.
00:20:10I'm the only guest.
00:20:13I'm sorry, who are you?
00:20:20I'm Ellen.
00:20:21I work for the Jacobsons.
00:20:23Oh, apologies.
00:20:25You must think I'm quite the fool.
00:20:28But you see, I stepped out for some groceries.
00:20:33And I left my keys in my room.
00:20:36Oh, you're staying here?
00:20:41I live here, darling.
00:20:43You were here last night?
00:20:51No, I slept outside.
00:20:56Of course I was here.
00:20:58Where else would I have been?
00:20:59Not to worry.
00:21:02I won't interrupt your little love nest.
00:21:07You'll likely never see me again.
00:21:11Dude, that's sick.
00:21:13All right, my brother.
00:21:14I'll hit you up manana.
00:21:15Del posted on his socials about writing my board tomorrow, and pre-orders are already rolling in.
00:21:23Did you ever think life could be this dope?
00:21:27What?
00:21:32Um, I just met Ellen.
00:21:36Oh, don't worry about her.
00:21:37She's just the help.
00:21:39Been with us for years.
00:21:40Just the help.
00:21:42Got it.
00:21:43Forgive me, I didn't grow up in a 16-bedroom ski chalet.
00:21:46Neither did I.
00:21:47This is just where I'd come skiing sometimes.
00:21:49Come on, let's...
00:21:49No, this isn't okay, because I didn't know someone else was here last night, and we weren't exactly being discreet out here.
00:21:55And even if we were, it might have been kind of nice to know someone else was at the house.
00:21:59Wait, sorry.
00:22:00That totally came out wrong.
00:22:01I'm just excited, and...
00:22:05Sorry.
00:22:06I didn't think to say anything, because I called and told her to take the weekend off.
00:22:10And she said she had plans to go see her sister.
00:22:13Now, clearly that did not happen, but Ellen has her own apartment above the garage with its own entrance and everything.
00:22:19And I'm going to go tear her a new one for coming through that front door.
00:22:23No, I'm sorry.
00:22:24She forgot her keys.
00:22:25I was just caught off guard, that's all.
00:22:28You certainly don't need to tear her a new one.
00:22:31I was kidding about the new one and the tearing of it.
00:22:33Yeah, I know you were.
00:22:35But I think she made our bed, so maybe you could tell her she doesn't have to do that.
00:22:41No, I think I did.
00:22:43I've seen you make a bed, Heath.
00:22:44She definitely did.
00:22:46She's a housekeeper.
00:22:47It's in her DNA.
00:22:49I'm just going to send her a text to tell her that she, uh...
00:22:51Oh, she beat me to it.
00:22:52She, uh, profusely apologizes.
00:22:55She said she was going to go to her sister's this weekend, but with the storm coming,
00:22:59she's going to stay put and hunker down.
00:23:03Heath, I'm sorry.
00:23:04Don't be.
00:23:05I should have said something.
00:23:07I'm just happy and excited.
00:23:09So am I.
00:23:16And even more so because I have an entire weekend of the best skiing in the world with the best fiancee in the world.
00:23:22Should we invite Ellen?
00:23:25Yeah, Ellen's more of a sledder.
00:23:29Come on, let's go hit the slopes.
00:23:31It caught me on the edge of suffering It showed me how to breathe
00:23:36So tell me it was all for nothing There's so much left to see
00:23:42The world outside is waiting And all I want to see is greed
00:23:47I feel your heart being next to me I just want you to know
00:23:52Just know that you're okay Just know that you're okay
00:24:00Sometimes you think you're worse and you can't get out of your head
00:24:09You're wishing to be someone else And another kid's I said
00:24:15And I know
00:24:16I know it's hard to look the other way When it's all that's on your mind
00:24:23It's a compromise where we draw the line When you don't know where to go
00:24:28And now you're just forgetting about those things That have brought you down
00:24:32Let's take your ride in summertime And I'll be right there by your side
00:24:36Just letting it all go Just know that you're okay
00:24:44Aw, that's sweet. John and Sarah sent us a cute note.
00:24:49Oh, they're the best.
00:25:01I recognize that guy.
00:25:02Don't worry about him. Works on the development.
00:25:06I keep telling him the driveway's heated.
00:25:08Hey, pal. We're good. The driveway's heated. Thanks.
00:25:13Storm's coming in.
00:25:15Yeah, we heard. The driveway's heated. Like I've said about five times now.
00:25:23Storm's coming in.
00:25:24What?
00:25:25Yeah, we got the memo fucked hard. Get off my property.
00:25:28I'm telling you, I recognize those guys.
00:25:33Yeah, so do I. They work for the development.
00:25:35Nice guys usually probably just, I am fucking cranked today.
00:25:38No, they're...
00:25:40What?
00:25:43Laura, wait!
00:25:44Wait!
00:25:54What?
00:25:55Laura, what's your deal?
00:26:09I swear I thought those guys were from the photo.
00:26:14Sorry.
00:26:15I'm crazy.
00:26:17No, it's fine.
00:26:18It's probably just the altitude.
00:26:20It messes with me, too.
00:26:22It must be.
00:26:22I'm sorry.
00:26:25Don't be.
00:26:26Are you kidding?
00:26:27Come on.
00:26:28You know what you need?
00:26:30The hot tub.
00:26:32Yes.
00:26:33Let's go.
00:26:43Surprise!
00:26:43Surprise!
00:26:48I thought I'd invite a few friends to help celebrate.
00:26:51Oh, my God.
00:26:52Yeah, girl.
00:26:54I knew this day was coming.
00:26:56I've been manifesting so hard for you and Heath.
00:26:58Thank you so much.
00:27:00So happy you guys could make it.
00:27:02Congrats, my dude.
00:27:03Thanks, Bea.
00:27:04Interesting.
00:27:05You want to walk me through the pieces?
00:27:06Oh, yeah.
00:27:07Izzy Miyake.
00:27:08Get on the level, bro.
00:27:10If you say so.
00:27:11Best man right here.
00:27:13Brandon, so great to see you.
00:27:14Likewise, my lady.
00:27:16Miracle we've made it with Crash Bandicoot driving.
00:27:18Yeah, once we made it through the storm, it was fine, but it was on our tails.
00:27:22They think access to the mountains can be shut down by nine tonight.
00:27:24You know what that means?
00:27:25Unfortunately, I do.
00:27:30Powder paradise.
00:27:32There's such tools.
00:27:34Let me see it.
00:27:36Are you so happy?
00:27:38So much.
00:27:39And I'm so happy you guys are here.
00:27:41Now I know why you wanted to get so much food.
00:27:43Oh, sushi chef Laura is going to light it the fuck up tonight.
00:27:47You're putting her to work in the kitchen on her engagement weekend?
00:27:49Um, no.
00:27:50I'm putting all of you to work because I'm teaching you all how to make sushi.
00:27:54Fun.
00:27:55Oh, dude.
00:27:56You know Del Evans?
00:27:58Not personally, no.
00:27:59He's running my new board tomorrow at the freestyle competition at Breckenridge.
00:28:03Look at that.
00:28:03Tied.
00:28:03Yeah.
00:28:04Guys, can we not bring business vibes into this?
00:28:07I think we're here to celebrate.
00:28:09Sure thing, boss.
00:28:11I'll get glasses.
00:28:12I'll roll with.
00:28:12And then we will all roll with to the hot tub.
00:28:15Oh, my God.
00:28:18How amazing is this place?
00:28:20Still trying to wrap my mind around it.
00:28:24So much abundance.
00:28:26And a lot of room for kids to run around.
00:28:30Don't worry, G.
00:28:31My toast is going to murder at the wedding.
00:28:34But tonight, let's just get our motherfucking drink on.
00:28:37Okay?
00:28:38So, to the best couple I know.
00:28:40Soon to be the best married couple I know.
00:28:43New moon blessings.
00:28:44What?
00:28:57Everything okay?
00:28:58Yeah, what's up?
00:29:01Tastes fine.
00:29:03I wish it was the champers.
00:29:05Whatever it is, Brandon, you can tell us.
00:29:08What?
00:29:09Yeah, I mean, come on.
00:29:10We're in a jacuzzi, dog.
00:29:11We've got powder days in the forecast and enough sushi to feed an army.
00:29:15I mean, what could possibly be wrong?
00:29:18Ed knows about this weekend.
00:29:20And Ed being Ed, he's on his way here right now.
00:29:25What?
00:29:26Why didn't you tell me this?
00:29:27I just found out.
00:29:28I just got a text when we were driving up.
00:29:30Of course.
00:29:31Like, I can't think and drive at the same time.
00:29:33Right.
00:29:34That's not what I meant.
00:29:35I just know how you feel about Ed.
00:29:36And the storm was really bad.
00:29:38And I didn't want you to crash the car and kill us both.
00:29:41Wait, what?
00:29:43Who's Ed?
00:29:44I haven't told you about Ed?
00:29:47Uh, no.
00:29:50My mom tells his mom everything, and somehow he found out.
00:29:56Well, if it's a friend of yours, I'm sure we can...
00:29:59Like you said, we have plenty of food.
00:30:01Food is not the solution.
00:30:03No, it is not.
00:30:04What's his deal?
00:30:05Nobody really knows, to be honest.
00:30:07He comes from a perfectly good family.
00:30:08My money is he got dropped on the head as a baby, and then picked up, and then dropped
00:30:12on his head again.
00:30:14And then again.
00:30:15His brother did say something once about his temporal lobe, whatever that is.
00:30:19It's part of his brain.
00:30:20Right.
00:30:21Uh, Ed doesn't really have a normal, uh...
00:30:24Operating system.
00:30:25It's why he just assumes he's invited.
00:30:29The dude has, uh...
00:30:31His heart is strangely in the right place, I will say.
00:30:35What place is that?
00:30:36I don't know.
00:30:39He does, like, disaster relief and shit like that.
00:30:41I don't know.
00:30:42That's Sean Penn shit.
00:30:43Shit.
00:30:43Shit.
00:30:46Will Ed be invited to the wedding?
00:30:48Our families are close.
00:30:50It's one of those bridges we would have to cross sooner or later.
00:30:53Yeah.
00:30:54Is he bringing a girlfriend or wife?
00:30:57Doubtful.
00:30:58Boyfriend?
00:30:58I actually think he banged a ladyboy in Thailand.
00:31:02Oh, whoa.
00:31:02Dude.
00:31:03Ed gets girls.
00:31:05Fucks them.
00:31:06On bathroom sinks, like he did with the caterer at our wedding, while my grandmother was still
00:31:10using the toilet.
00:31:10Like, terrified.
00:31:12Dude killed it on the dance floor that night.
00:31:14Oh, yes, he did.
00:31:14I remembered that.
00:31:15Are you guys serious right now?
00:31:18Hey, you're the manifestation coach.
00:31:19Why don't you just will it away?
00:31:21Wait, you're what?
00:31:22What?
00:31:23A new project I'm working on that Brandon doesn't take seriously.
00:31:26Babe, I gave you the seed funding to get your app started.
00:31:29I was making a joke.
00:31:30Thank you for letting the whole world know that I can't do anything without your help.
00:31:34Guys!
00:31:36Guys, it's my weekend.
00:31:38I mean, it's our weekend, but we're here to ski, eat, drink, and have fun.
00:31:43If Ed is what you say he is, we'll drink more.
00:31:48We're going to need heroin.
00:31:50Yeah, like a lot of it.
00:31:53So once you put your rice and fish in, you just sort of wet the seaweed like this.
00:32:15Then you roll it, push it down, roll it again, and voila!
00:32:23Voila!
00:32:25Guys, this storm is getting bad.
00:32:28They just closed the highway.
00:32:30Maybe Ed will have to turn back.
00:32:34Who's going to have to turn back?
00:32:37Heathcliff?
00:32:39Edward.
00:32:40Where the fuck is everybody?
00:32:42I thought this was supposed to be a party.
00:32:45Just us, Ed.
00:32:46B-Man!
00:32:48Shit, I wasn't expecting to see you.
00:32:51Likewise.
00:32:52Yeah, that storm is no fucking joke, though.
00:32:55Thank God airport security didn't find my little baby blow bullet.
00:33:00This shit was my North Star throughout that storm.
00:33:03Pun intendo.
00:33:05Ed, just spectacular outfit as always.
00:33:09Hey, look good?
00:33:11Feel good.
00:33:11Yes, sir.
00:33:12Mm-hmm.
00:33:13Yeah, right.
00:33:14My brother.
00:33:16Cut these threads at the Salt Lake City airport.
00:33:19Picked some chump's pocket while we were deboarding the plane.
00:33:22I'm sorry, but who the fuck stands up as soon as the plane lands?
00:33:27Um, do I fucking know you?
00:33:29Oh, I fucking know you.
00:33:33I got you, motherfucker!
00:33:34Come here.
00:33:36Give me a hug, give me a hug.
00:33:37No, don't give me a hug.
00:33:37Don't give me a hug.
00:33:38Fuck you.
00:33:40Where's this honey of yours, huh?
00:33:42Oh, my deez.
00:33:46Well done, doggie.
00:33:48Well done.
00:33:51Laura, it's a pleasure to meet you.
00:33:55I'm Anna, Brandon's wife.
00:33:57We've met.
00:33:58Yeah, right.
00:33:59Right.
00:34:00My bad, my bad.
00:34:01Fourth of July.
00:34:02Our wedding.
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:06Right.
00:34:08Right.
00:34:09How's your grandma?
00:34:11She has some great memories with you.
00:34:13She's still taking a shit?
00:34:15You still fucking girls on sinks?
00:34:17It's still more sanitary than floors.
00:34:19It's really good to see you.
00:34:21Likewise.
00:34:22Ed, I'm Laura.
00:34:25I've heard so much about you.
00:34:26Oh.
00:34:28Oh, now you.
00:34:31You.
00:34:32Heart keeper.
00:34:34Oh, yes.
00:34:35Beautiful.
00:34:36And intelligent.
00:34:40So lovely to meet you.
00:34:42Oh, what are you making?
00:34:48That is revolting.
00:34:50So I guess we can't interest you and make your own sushi night.
00:34:52Not unless Noble Matuhisa is the instructor, love.
00:34:57Hey, itadakimasu.
00:35:00Yeah, I'm going to need some room for prep.
00:35:03I brought meats for days.
00:35:06You brought meats for days?
00:35:07Like, on a plane?
00:35:10Well, you can put human remains in a checked bag these days.
00:35:15Don't they looking for bombs?
00:35:16And cocaine.
00:35:18Right through security.
00:35:20Cocaine.
00:35:21Hello, cocaine.
00:35:23Oh, speaking of, the bachelor party's all handled.
00:35:29Me and Mitch locked down a guest house at one of Pablo Escobar's old ranches just outside of Medellin.
00:35:41Yeah, I guess you just tip these handlers a few Colombian pesos, then get you anything from a live panther to a trafficked human.
00:35:47Sorry to break up this riveting guy's weekend chit-chat, but doesn't the best man usually handle that?
00:35:52I didn't make the plans because I'm some basic groomsman with nothing better to do with his life.
00:36:01Oh, my God!
00:36:02Seriously, you need to go on Lexapro again.
00:36:04He has a fucking gun!
00:36:05Dude, what the fuck?
00:36:07What?
00:36:08I'm in Utah.
00:36:09I can open carry as long as it's not loaded.
00:36:11You're in Snow Valley, Ed. You didn't need to come strapped.
00:36:14Hey, this is not the time in American history to be Second Amendment shaming anyone, Heath.
00:36:19Okay, copy that, but why did you feel the need to bring, like, a gat to, you know, a nice, safe house?
00:36:27Why don't you tell us what you love most about the United States Constitution, and then I'll go.
00:36:32Ready?
00:36:33No, not ready. This is a ski weekend. We're not discussing our favorite amendments.
00:36:38Ed, I love you, but the gun is going in the safe.
00:36:41I don't want to leave.
00:36:42You're not going to get anywhere on those roads without a snowcat, honey.
00:36:46Well, then we'll ski to a hotel.
00:36:50Oh, my Lord, bless this house.
00:36:55If I'd have known I'd be here with all these snowflakes, I would have concealed carry at my 38.
00:37:01Fine.
00:37:02Hey, Ed, come on.
00:37:03Fine!
00:37:04I'll put it in the fucking safe.
00:37:08Fucking pussies.
00:37:08Pussies.
00:37:10Lead the way.
00:37:16Wow!
00:37:24Why do you have a safe?
00:37:26Cash in hand in case anyone gets kidnapped.
00:37:28Who knows in these times?
00:37:31These times.
00:37:33Well, you're worried about getting kidnapped, and I could shank it back in a little heat.
00:37:37Ed, it's going in the safe.
00:37:40Hand it over.
00:37:40And the clips.
00:37:52I'm going to cook in my grits, Heath.
00:37:55And the holster.
00:37:57I want no memory of this.
00:38:01Well, good luck forgetting me.
00:38:04I'm unforgettable.
00:38:07Yeah.
00:38:10I'm unforgettable, bitch.
00:38:28So it's called a sip-and-see.
00:38:30You know, you sip champagne, and everyone needs my sister's baby.
00:38:33I think my favorite thing about crypto is I literally just made $58K in the last 20 seconds.
00:38:57Bon appÊtit.
00:38:58I got to hand it to you, Ed.
00:39:00This looks and smells amazing.
00:39:04Just a heads up.
00:39:05Javelina's a gamey swine.
00:39:07You hunted this?
00:39:09Shot it rummaging through the trash in my dumpster.
00:39:12Oh, but be careful.
00:39:14I wasn't able to find the slug.
00:39:17Baby bites.
00:39:19Dumpster pig.
00:39:20Hmm.
00:39:21First time for everything.
00:39:23Tell me about yourself.
00:39:24You don't look like one of Heath's normal trust fund digger bitches.
00:39:30I appreciate your honesty, but the jury's still out on cutting a living.
00:39:34I'm a graduate student.
00:39:36Oh.
00:39:36Getting my doctorate.
00:39:37Oh, see?
00:39:39Didn't I tell you I could tell she was smart?
00:39:41Oh, yeah.
00:39:43How's your...
00:39:44You're working on some crazy research paper, right?
00:39:46I'm sorry, Anna.
00:39:48We were talking.
00:39:50And where I'm from, when people are talking, you don't interrupt them.
00:39:54Oh, yeah?
00:39:54Where's that at?
00:39:55Hell?
00:39:57Let's dial back the hostility, please.
00:40:00Are you kidding me?
00:40:00I'm so sorry about her.
00:40:04As you were.
00:40:06So, I study abnormal child psychology.
00:40:10Wow.
00:40:12That must come in handy living with Heath.
00:40:14Fuck you.
00:40:17Now, um, uh, her paper just got published.
00:40:20Ooh, that is tight.
00:40:22Can I get it on Audible?
00:40:24No.
00:40:25And you wouldn't want to.
00:40:27It's a scholarly paper.
00:40:28Mostly circulates with professors and students.
00:40:31Try me.
00:40:32I love books.
00:40:34Romance, thriller, cottagecore.
00:40:37You name it, I have read it.
00:40:39You know, it has got some elements of a mystery.
00:40:42What is it?
00:40:45I study extrasensory perception in case studies of children with extreme developmental disabilities.
00:40:52Damn.
00:40:54It's not trippy.
00:40:55Believe me, I know it's a lot to chew on.
00:40:59Extrasensory, like, psychic?
00:41:02To put it plainly, yes.
00:41:04Especially in extreme cases of autism and schizophrenia.
00:41:08The subjects I study are able to read symbols on cards without even seeing them.
00:41:13Telepathic communication isn't uncommon.
00:41:15And their ability to create images of people they've never even met.
00:41:22That we've linked to actual people.
00:41:25It's pretty wild.
00:41:27It's like The Shining?
00:41:28Kind of.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:30It's still pretty fringe and I'm not going on Joe Rogan anytime soon, but...
00:41:34Wait, this is what your paper's about?
00:41:36I fucking love Rogan.
00:41:37I've told you this, like, a hundred times.
00:41:41Are you kidding?
00:41:43Can I see dead people?
00:41:46All the time.
00:41:47You should have your patients come to this place.
00:41:56Has he told you about it?
00:41:57Here we go.
00:41:59Dude, we do not need to go there.
00:42:01Go where?
00:42:02Nothing.
00:42:03Just the old mining history I was telling you about.
00:42:06Oh, then he definitely hasn't told you.
00:42:09Well, this weekend is just full of surprises.
00:42:12Ed, come on.
00:42:14We're here to celebrate our engagement.
00:42:16If he hasn't told you, then you definitely don't want to Google
00:42:19Snow Valley Insane Asylum.
00:42:24Please don't.
00:42:26I don't have my phone on me.
00:42:27Oh, my God.
00:42:28You know, you could have listened to the part where he's politely asked you to not Google this.
00:42:33This is so fucked up.
00:42:34What?
00:42:36An old mine shaft that they use as, like, a makeshift sanitarium for the mentally ill.
00:42:40Well, there was an explosion, and they all burned to death.
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:44Great dinner talk.
00:42:47Anything's better than listening to Ed.
00:42:48Look, it was a long time ago.
00:42:50People did a lot of fucked up shit.
00:42:52Fortunately, the state of Utah, Department of Mental Health and Science, has come a long
00:42:55way since then.
00:42:57Yeah, but that story is true.
00:43:00And that nut house was a part of the East McGovern shaft that ran right beneath our feet.
00:43:07Our buddy, Clay, heard some screams and shit down in the basement when we were in high school.
00:43:23Cries that could only be tortured souls of the mentally ill patients that were incinerated.
00:43:32All trapped.
00:43:41Burned to death.
00:43:43Right beneath this house.
00:43:48All right, dude, we get it.
00:43:51Do you, though?
00:43:52The most horrific part?
00:44:01They all could have been saved.
00:44:05All the other miners were rescued, and from much deeper tunnels.
00:44:11They purposely let them burn.
00:44:13That kind of energy never rests peacefully.
00:44:20How can anyone just dump their kids in a mind shaft?
00:44:24It happens more than you think.
00:44:27I mean, not in mind shafts, but we've supervised cases of mentally ill kids being abandoned all the time.
00:44:35If it feeds your intrigue, I thought I heard something strange last night.
00:44:39The altitude.
00:44:40We talked about this.
00:44:41Uh, the anniversary of the explosion is tonight.
00:44:47Tonight.
00:44:48January 14th.
00:44:50Did you know this?
00:44:51Of course I didn't.
00:44:52And even if I did, why would it matter?
00:44:55Don't you remember how batshit everyone started acting the last time we partied here on the anniversary?
00:45:00Everyone was on shrooms.
00:45:01Even still, I thought it was grim you picked the anniversary of the incineration to have your engagement weekend, but it was a surprise, so.
00:45:11A surprise that you weren't invited to.
00:45:14Not invited?
00:45:16Not invited.
00:45:17Anna.
00:45:20No one else wants to stand up to you.
00:45:22You weren't invited.
00:45:23Is this true?
00:45:27Yeah.
00:45:28It's true.
00:45:30Heath.
00:45:32Ed.
00:45:33Was I not invited?
00:45:34You're always welcome.
00:45:35You know that.
00:45:37But, I mean, yeah.
00:45:39This was supposed to be a couple's weekend.
00:45:40I, I would have put a date had I known, but.
00:45:49Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:45:53I'm, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go.
00:45:58Dude, you're not driving in this weather.
00:46:00I don't care how much cocaine you brought.
00:46:02No, I'm just gonna turn in.
00:46:06Great.
00:46:07Leave us to clean up your pig's water.
00:46:09Don't worry about that.
00:46:10Ellen will do it tomorrow.
00:46:12Seriously?
00:46:14I'm just gonna go to bed.
00:46:16Ed, wait.
00:46:18Come on.
00:46:19We're gonna finish this amazing dinner,
00:46:22and then go have a tournament on the golf simulator.
00:46:25You won't go play.
00:46:27I won't be able to focus on my game.
00:46:30I know when I'm not wanted.
00:46:34Clearly you don't.
00:46:36You've gotta stop.
00:46:37Ow, Brandon.
00:46:38You're hurting my arm.
00:46:39I'm sorry, but this is bad.
00:46:42What do you mean?
00:46:42When he gets emotional like this about not feeling wanted,
00:46:45it's third grade birthday shit, but it's his kryptonite.
00:46:48Hence why he would always just assume he's invited.
00:46:51I should have said something earlier, but bad things can happen.
00:46:55And why'd you have to be so harsh?
00:46:59We're talking about an uninvited guest who brought a gun to a ski weekend.
00:47:03Yeah, I know.
00:47:04I know that.
00:47:05But he's here, and you just made it worse.
00:47:07Okay, how bad are we talking?
00:47:09Bad.
00:47:10Yeah.
00:47:11You have to apologize, Anna.
00:47:13To keep the vibe good.
00:47:15When was it good?
00:47:16Level.
00:47:17Look, it'll mean a lot if you do.
00:47:19We've seen this before.
00:47:20An apology goes a long way with it.
00:47:22Fine.
00:47:23In the interest of the vibe, I will go apologize to your psychotic friend.
00:47:31Golf simulator.
00:47:32Now.
00:47:33Put me down for birdie.
00:47:43Put you down for bogey.
00:47:46Put me down for hole-in-one.
00:47:47I'm telling you, dude, she could be on the tour.
00:47:50Tour s'more.
00:47:52Here's $8,000 in golf lessons for free.
00:47:59Fuck!
00:48:00That better be a call from the Pope.
00:48:02Even better.
00:48:03Del Evans.
00:48:05Deli boy, que pasa mi primo amigo.
00:48:08No bueno amigo.
00:48:10What do you mean, no bueno, mi amigo?
00:48:14What happened?
00:48:15Like I said, no bueno.
00:48:17All right, stop speaking Spanish.
00:48:19What the fuck happened?
00:48:20He!
00:48:21I went down on, like, the second air trial run.
00:48:24So you can't ride my board tomorrow?
00:48:26Dude, I can't ride any board for, like, six months, let alone yours.
00:48:31I just called because you're my bro, and I think there's something wrong with the bindings.
00:48:36No, no, no, no.
00:48:37Nothing's wrong with the bindings.
00:48:38Factory checked them and gave them the thumbs up.
00:48:41Something's clearly wrong with your ability to ride a snowboard.
00:48:43Do you have any idea how hard you just fucked me?
00:48:47Bro, dude, chill.
00:48:49Oh, no, fuck you!
00:48:52Fuck!
00:48:53What is wrong with you?
00:49:07This is so bad.
00:49:10Yeah, for Del.
00:49:12He can't walk.
00:49:13What about me, Laura?
00:49:16This is the first thing I've ever done that anybody's ever taken me seriously for.
00:49:20Do you have any idea how much I've put into this?
00:49:23Well, of course I do.
00:49:25And I'm sure he does as well.
00:49:28So maybe if you just took a sec, you could call him back and apologize.
00:49:41No, you're right.
00:49:42He does know.
00:49:43I'm gonna go get my iPad and make it crystal fucking clear that he needs to ride my board tomorrow.
00:49:48Did you not...
00:49:50Heath?
00:49:53What?
00:49:54The mining axe that was on the wall.
00:49:58Yeah, that's weird.
00:50:02Collecting axes is definitely fucking weird.
00:50:05It's missing.
00:50:06And please don't tell me it's the altitude playing tricks on me.
00:50:09No, you're right.
00:50:11Don't worry, this is just ad messing with us.
00:50:13Ad 101.
00:50:15Oh, great.
00:50:15The guy who brought the gun now has an axe.
00:50:17Where are they, anyway?
00:50:20Anna?
00:50:21Which room did Ed take?
00:50:23Did he take one?
00:50:24I didn't see.
00:50:25Me neither.
00:50:26I haven't seen him since he brought in the pig.
00:50:29Okay.
00:50:30You guys go find him.
00:50:32I'm gonna go get the iPad.
00:50:36Shit.
00:50:36Wow, great leadership.
00:50:41You okay?
00:50:42What happened?
00:50:46I don't know.
00:50:47It's like someone just ran past and whacked me with a lacrosse stick.
00:50:50It's probably just a draft from the window.
00:50:52It was not a draft.
00:50:54But it probably was.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:57There's some flashlights and shit in the story's closet.
00:50:59Let's go.
00:51:00What the fuck?
00:51:07Ed, if you're playing games, this isn't funny.
00:51:11Something tells me that if Ed was playing a game, it wouldn't be one we would think is funny.
00:51:16Quick study.
00:51:19Did you hear that?
00:51:21Um, no.
00:51:23It was like a little boy laughing.
00:51:25Like I heard the other night.
00:51:30It's just the wind, babe.
00:51:32You really need to learn to differentiate the two.
00:51:42Let's just get upstairs so I can get my iPad and FaceTime with Del.
00:51:46Shouldn't we find Ed and Anna?
00:51:48In theory, yes.
00:51:49I just need to get this binding issue out of this stoner fuck's head before he tells someone with a brain that could sue me.
00:51:54He?
00:51:55Jesus.
00:51:55No, I'm sorry, but this could be bad for the both of us, okay?
00:51:58Guys, it's gonna be fine.
00:52:00If I get sued off my first snowboard, it's not gonna be fine.
00:52:06Was that a gun?
00:52:07Sure sounded like it.
00:52:09I thought you'd locked it in the safe.
00:52:11I did, but not every gun in existence.
00:52:13Should we call the police?
00:52:16I've got no bars.
00:52:18Don't sweat it.
00:52:18This is just Ed being Ed.
00:52:20I'm starting to think Ed belongs in jail.
00:52:22That was Anna.
00:52:26Anna?
00:52:27Anna?
00:52:44What are you gonna do with that, Tiger?
00:52:45You're a golf pro to teach you anus bar, too?
00:52:49I have a black belt and a keto.
00:52:55Yeah?
00:52:55Yeah?
00:52:55Now, clench the anus.
00:53:09Squeeze.
00:53:11Ooh!
00:53:11I feel that energy just fast.
00:53:13This time is amazing.
00:53:14What the fuck?
00:53:15What the fuck?
00:53:15Your third eye.
00:53:17Oh!
00:53:18Have a privacy, please.
00:53:22Oh!
00:53:23What the fuck?
00:53:24What's your problem, Ace?
00:53:25What's my problem?
00:53:27This isn't what it looks like.
00:53:28Well, sure as fuck doesn't look like an apology.
00:53:30I'm doing you a solid, Chief.
00:53:33Anna's chakras are all clogged up from the negative aspects of your relationship.
00:53:37He's right, Brandon.
00:53:39Our relationship has issues.
00:53:40I mean, no, babe, but this?
00:53:43This is a powerful release, B-Man.
00:53:48And until you learn how to support this beautiful, beautiful woman and her manifestation coaching business
00:53:54without it triggering your need for belittlement or control,
00:53:59your relationship will remain in stagnation, my friend.
00:54:02Babe, you...
00:54:04You hate Ed.
00:54:06I mean, upstairs.
00:54:09How?
00:54:09I don't know.
00:54:10We just...
00:54:11We connected.
00:54:12I don't know how to explain it.
00:54:14You know, I walked in and there was sage burning and we started talking about energy and...
00:54:18I took you on five days before we slept together.
00:54:21Twenty before we did any butt stuff.
00:54:23A little sage and some energy talk and Ed's walking through the back door!
00:54:27No.
00:54:28No, no, no, no, Brandon.
00:54:29You have this all wrong.
00:54:31Dude, there was no meet-on-bun contact, bro.
00:54:34I walked in on you, laid down doggy, while my wife's telling her to clench her anus.
00:54:39Dude, it's a breathing technique to move the kundalini up the spine.
00:54:44Fucking what?
00:54:44What the fuck are you talking about?
00:54:46If you took any interest in my yoga practice, you'd know.
00:54:49But you don't.
00:54:50Case in point.
00:54:51When you clench the muscles around the genitals, sphincter, and sit bone.
00:54:56Leave my wife's shit bone out of this!
00:54:57Sit bone?
00:54:58The perineum, bro.
00:55:00Okay?
00:55:01It's where the serpent's coiled at the base of the spine.
00:55:04If you want to continue pleasing a woman like this, you really need to study on this stuff, Chuck.
00:55:08I'll show you where the serpent's coiled, you sick fuck!
00:55:11And I'm done paying for your yoga!
00:55:16Is he okay?
00:55:18Is he breathing?
00:55:18Is he breathing?
00:55:21Yeah.
00:55:24Good.
00:55:25He'll be fine.
00:55:26He'll wake up in about 20 minutes in a state of calm, much more open to receiving.
00:55:32Hey, you have nothing to be ashamed of, love.
00:55:35He'll understand.
00:55:36Ed, where is your gun?
00:55:39What are you talking about?
00:55:40You are not just firing your gun.
00:55:43During a healing?
00:55:44I would never pervert such a sacred act with an instrument of violence, Heath.
00:55:49Did you bring another gun?
00:55:51I'm on a ski trip.
00:55:53Why would I need two guns?
00:55:55Yep, that was the Glock 19.
00:55:57Same as mine.
00:55:58It's a pretty popular pistol, but my bet is that someone broke into your safe, Heath.
00:56:03Could it be Ellen?
00:56:05Ellen's not much of a gunslinger.
00:56:06Who is Ellen?
00:56:07Oh, don't worry about Ellen.
00:56:09Ellen, she's just the help.
00:56:12To overcome the beast, we must become the beast!
00:56:18Alright, let's just get out of here.
00:56:20What about Brandon?
00:56:22What about him?
00:56:23We can't just leave him here with his head dangling off the bed.
00:56:26I got a bad back.
00:56:27So unless Heath here wants to hoist him over his shoulder and carry him out Vietnam casualty stuff,
00:56:32we're just gonna have to dump him and run.
00:56:35Okay, yeah, we might be surrounded.
00:56:37We gotta check the safe for my piece.
00:56:38You guys go ahead.
00:56:39And I'm just gonna stay here with Brandon.
00:56:42I would have loved to have finished our session.
00:56:47I know we have our issues, but as soon as I saw his reaction, I knew that he really loved me.
00:56:54So this is our journey now.
00:56:58Well, if you ever find yourself in Miami, don't be a stranger.
00:57:03Wrap it up, let's go.
00:57:05Let's move out!
00:57:09Who else has the combo?
00:57:13Only my dad.
00:57:15You saw that I locked it.
00:57:17I saw that you closed it.
00:57:18No, I definitely locked it.
00:57:23Well, maybe the individual who lit this glorious roaring fire could clue us in.
00:57:29Guys, let's just get out, get to a neighbor's.
00:57:31Maybe someone has a phone, we can call the police.
00:57:34Fuck!
00:57:36Fucking dad.
00:57:39Yeah, I definitely just heard that little fucker, too.
00:57:50I'm telling you, I think there's a little boy here.
00:57:53And don't tell me it's the wind.
00:57:56You're both crazy.
00:57:59Are we, though?
00:58:01Okay.
00:58:02Now it's further away.
00:58:04Come on.
00:58:05Let's go.
00:58:06I like this kid.
00:58:25Get down, get down.
00:58:27Did you lock the door?
00:58:29Of course I locked the door.
00:58:31The imprecision.
00:58:31I'm a psychopath with a gun.
00:58:33Oh, dope.
00:58:38Movie night.
00:58:45It's the guys.
00:58:46From the photo.
00:58:48From the driveway.
00:58:49Can't say I've seen that one.
00:58:50Good flick.
00:58:54Ellen, what the fuck is going on?
00:58:56Your brother has escaped.
00:58:58What?
00:58:59What?
00:59:01This doesn't concern you.
00:59:03You just said that someone escaped.
00:59:05And you have a brother?
00:59:07It's Ellen's run she had with my dad.
00:59:09It's not like a real brother.
00:59:11Oh, word.
00:59:12I didn't know Big Mike had a short-to-nigger baby.
00:59:16How could you let this happen?
00:59:18He must have gotten out when I went to check the fuse box.
00:59:21And where is it exactly that you've been keeping him?
00:59:24Laura, it's for his own good.
00:59:25Don't overthink this.
00:59:26No, Heath.
00:59:28I think underthinking has officially ended.
00:59:30He's a total train wreck, babe.
00:59:32He hasn't spoken a word since he was born.
00:59:34He has violent tendencies.
00:59:36And might have a gun.
00:59:38And I'm sorry, train wreck?
00:59:40Look, I know you have a soft spot for these types.
00:59:43But I'm telling you, this is different.
00:59:45I work with kids like this.
00:59:46How could you not tell me?
00:59:48For this exact reason.
00:59:49Because I knew you'd overreact.
00:59:50And if any of this ever got out, my dad's reputation would be ruined.
00:59:53Fuck your dad.
00:59:54We need to help him before he hurts himself.
00:59:56Or one of us.
00:59:57Or both.
00:59:58Yes.
00:59:59Finally, Ed, you've said something I can get behind.
01:00:02Oh, you can get behind my dad locking me in a shed for a week and feeding me dog food?
01:00:07You see?
01:00:08Best not to meddle in affairs that are none of your fucking business!
01:00:11I hear you loud and clear.
01:00:16But right now, a mentally disabled child is loose in a house with a gun.
01:00:22It's my fucking business.
01:00:31Ellen, I study abnormal child psychology.
01:00:35What is his condition?
01:00:36His condition is in perfectly good hands with his mother!
01:00:42Mother knows best.
01:00:47Brian!
01:00:50Don't be afraid!
01:00:53I'm sorry!
01:00:56These people have upset you!
01:00:57But your mother is here!
01:01:02To make everything better!
01:01:09How could you?
01:01:10Leave a loaded gun out in the open!
01:01:13I put it in the safe and locked it!
01:01:15Nobody else has the combination, Ellen!
01:01:17Well, then...
01:01:26Well, then what?
01:01:28I believe those beneath...
01:01:31may be having a bit of fun with us.
01:01:37Y'all really gotta plan your ski weekends around this one from now on, buddy.
01:01:42Shut up, Ed.
01:01:44I think I heard him the other night.
01:01:46All you have to say is me.
01:01:50Ellen, I know this will sound crazy, but...
01:01:52I studied this phenomenon, and I think your son was trying to contact me.
01:01:56I can help you.
01:01:57Oh, my God.
01:01:57This is not the time to start spinning your wheels on your psychic retard theories.
01:02:03We just gotta find this kid and get him back to his room.
01:02:06Yeah.
01:02:09It's all making sense now.
01:02:13You've come here to take my boy, haven't you?
01:02:16What?
01:02:17Of course not.
01:02:18I just want to help.
01:02:20Ellen, stop!
01:02:22Laura, run!
01:02:23Laura, chill!
01:02:25We've gotta send her straight before she gets away!
01:02:28Ellen, you hurt my face.
01:02:31Okay.
01:02:31Oh, Laura!
01:02:53Hey!
01:02:53Where the fuck is he?
01:02:54Ellen and I just want to talk to you.
01:03:24Damn it.
01:03:50Are you able to save me?
01:03:54Are you able to save me?
01:04:01Yes, yes, Ryan, if that's you, I can hear you.
01:04:23I can help you.
01:04:26I can save you.
01:04:30I can save you if you'll let me.
01:04:35I can save you.
01:04:42I can save you.
01:04:49I can save you.
01:04:56I can save you.
01:04:57I can save you.
01:04:58I can save you.
01:04:59I can save you.
01:05:00I can save you.
01:05:01I can save you.
01:05:02I can save you.
01:05:03I can save you.
01:05:04I can save you.
01:05:05I can save you.
01:05:06I can save you.
01:05:07I can save you.
01:05:08I can save you.
01:05:09I can save you.
01:05:11I can save you.
01:05:12I can save you.
01:05:14I can save you.
01:05:15I can save you.
01:05:16I can save you.
01:05:17I can save you.
01:05:18I can save you.
01:05:19I can save you.
01:05:20I can save you.
01:05:21I can save you.
01:05:22I can save you.
01:05:23I can save you.
01:05:24Please use them.
01:05:25Please use them to let me help you.
01:05:26You don't have to hurt anyone.
01:05:31Brian, I can hear you if you speak to me.
01:05:34Where are you and I'll come to you.
01:05:39I'll help get you to a place where people understand you and to help care for you.
01:05:45Would you like to come play with me and I will?
01:05:49Yes. Yes, Brian. I'll meet you in your room.
01:06:13I'm coming in, Brian. Please put the gun down.
01:06:19And we'll leave here together.
01:06:21I'm coming in, Brian.
01:06:23I'm coming in, Brian.
01:06:53I'm coming in, Brian.
01:07:23I'm coming in, Brian.
01:07:25I'm coming in, Brian.
01:07:27Brian, you think she's going to help you?
01:07:33Brian, you think she's going to help you?
01:07:40I'm the only one who truly understands what's best for you?
01:07:49You think she's going to help you?
01:07:56You think she's going to help you?
01:08:03Hands up, fuckstick.
01:08:13Get down on your fucking knees.
01:08:16You too, ex-lady.
01:08:20I thought you said you only brought one gun.
01:08:23I lied.
01:08:25You always keep doing the code.
01:08:27You people are going away for a very, very long time.
01:08:36And you can give this back to Grandma.
01:08:40I don't know.
01:08:49You...
01:08:51You...
01:08:57Are you seriously this emotionally invested in this stupid puzzle?
01:09:27Do you ever remember things about our childhood?
01:09:33I remember being children.
01:09:36No, like, weird things that you can't explain.
01:09:40I don't remember being able to explain a lot of things as a kid because I was a kid.
01:09:47Forget it. I just...
01:09:49I'm involved in this study at school, and ever since I started,
01:09:53I've been having, like, deja vu,
01:09:58and I can't tell if I'm uncovering repressed memories
01:10:02or I'm just convincing myself that I'm experiencing what I'm studying.
01:10:06I don't mean to freak you out, but...
01:10:12Do you ever remember hearing Mom and Dad talking to us after they died?
01:10:19Or you and I communicating without using words?
01:10:25Okay, you need to catch some dick harder than any woman in the history of Friday night.
01:10:29There's this guy, Heath, that I'm dying for you to meet.
01:10:33He's single and ready to mingle.
01:10:37I know you wanted to just get away and have a chill weekend,
01:10:41but my girl's having a Boogie Nights birthday bash down at the roller skating rink tonight,
01:10:45and you and I are fucking going.
01:10:48And that's final.
01:10:48How's he doing?
01:11:18How's he doing?
01:11:21How's he doing?
01:11:22How's he doing?
01:11:24Amen.
01:11:54Amen.
01:12:24Amen.
01:12:54Dangerous gates that we play.
01:13:01I got in over my head and until the devil knows I'm dead.
01:13:09Fell in your soul, never paid me.
01:13:16Way too late to turn this train around.
01:13:21And it's a long way down.
01:13:28And it's a long way down.
01:13:36I know we can't start now.
01:13:44Cause it's a long way down.
01:13:51I'm like a ghost in the skin.
01:14:02What twisted dreams I live in.
01:14:06I look for rivers deep to clean my soul of what it bleeds.
01:14:16Let it bleeds.
01:14:19I can't wake from this end.
01:14:25Way too late to turn this train around.
01:14:29And it's a long way down.
01:14:30And it's a long way down.
01:14:31And it's a long way down.
01:14:32And it's a long way down.
01:14:33And no we can't start now.
01:14:35And it's a long way down.
01:14:40And it's a long way down.
01:14:44And no we can't start now.
01:14:47And it's a long way down.
01:14:49Cause it's a long way down
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