The Great indian Kapil Sharma show

Shades of Unique Life

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00:00Here you go, ma'am. Tea.

00:01Ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:02Ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:04Ah!

00:06Is this tea or poison?

00:08I made tea.

00:10It must have been poisoned by your mouth.

00:17Anyway, drink it.

00:19Poison doesn't affect you anyway.

00:23What kind of a daughter-in-law is she?

00:24She argues with her mother-in-law.

00:26Thank God I didn't argue.

00:28My friend is over there.

00:30I'll make him fight.

00:32So, your fake teeth won't be able to protect themselves.

00:36Ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:38Oh, you're giving me so many answers.

00:39Forget about the tea.

00:41Someone get me a pill for my BP.

00:43I'll get you a pill called SIFT.

00:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:48All your ailments will be cured.

00:49Make it.

00:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:57A big round of applause for Saniya.

01:00Thank you, Saniya. Thank you.

01:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

01:07Oh-ho-ho.

01:08Oh-ho-ho.

01:10Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.

01:12Oh, my God!

01:13Our country's gold medalist is here.

01:15Give him a big round of applause.

01:19Guess what I've made for you today.

01:22Okay.

01:22Guess.

01:23This is... I'll tell you.

01:26It's a sweet dish made of gold.

01:32This is a sweet dish made of carrots.

01:33But it's 24 carats, bro.

01:35Oh, yes. 24 carats.

01:37Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

01:39It's made of 24 carats, man.

01:42It's made of 24 carats.

01:45Don't eat any of his dishes.

01:47The other day, the customer asked me to get minced chicken.

01:50He got chicken and minced chicken.

01:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

01:53He spoils my work.

01:54Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

01:55If you ask me to get minced chicken,

01:57I'll get minced chicken.

01:59If you ask me to get chicken kebab,

02:01I'll get chicken kebab.

02:02Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

02:05What are you doing here?

02:06Look, like Virat Kohli,

02:08I want to become a dietitian like you.

02:11You're Virat Kohli's dietitian?

02:13No, I want to become one like him.

02:15Virat Kohli.

02:15I want to become one like you.

02:17You can keep me as a dietitian.

02:19Believe me. You trust me.

02:21I've eaten pizza, burger, samosa,

02:25kachori, I'll make them all disappear.

02:27How? Look at your face first.

02:28How will you make me a dietitian?

02:30Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

02:36I can't diet myself.

02:40Mary, that's the plan.

02:42As soon as samosa and kachori come to you...

02:43No, no, I'll eat it.

02:45I'll eat it.

02:47Why have I made this?

02:48For your fitness.

02:50I'll make any junk food, fried food reach you.

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