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00:00Doctors say that we should not eat onions at night.

00:02Now tell me one thing, how does an onion know that it is day or night outside?

00:05Yes.

00:07You see, there are so many strange things.

00:09They say that the British will invent new medicines and go to hell.

00:12And we are ready to go to heaven by making a duplicate of those medicines.

00:17I remember that a witch cast her eyes.

00:21After my death, put this on someone.

00:23The doctor said, would you like to say something?

00:25The witch said, brother, whoever has these eyes, tell him that

00:29they open only after taking a cough.

00:33You see, there are 8-800 years old universities in America and Europe.

00:38And there are 8-800 years old URSS in Pakistan.

00:41Dude, yesterday a book made me cry.

00:43Why?

00:44It was such a big book.

00:46It was from Oxford University.

00:48What was in it?

00:50I didn't read the book.

00:51It fell from top to bottom on my feet.

00:53I felt like crying.

00:55My feet were swollen at night.

00:56Do you remember a poem?

00:57Yes.

00:59Dekhli Duniya Ki Yari

01:01Dekhli Duniya Ki Yari

01:03Sab Kameene Nikle Bari Bari