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14:00Suspended!

14:02Suspended!

14:31This bank needs jet security.

14:34Give me as much money as you have.

14:37I have already handed it over to myself.

14:39If you say, we can do 50-50.

14:41Are you bank managers or robbers who are doing 50-50?

14:44Look, there are a lot of robbers these days.

14:47By doing 50-50, 100% money will be saved.

14:50You don't have to be scared of 10%.

15:00Beware! No one will take it from their place.

15:03No one will take it from their place.

15:05No one will take it from their place.

15:07Give me all the cash.

15:09Hello! I just gave you your name.

15:11You are a robber. Look who is here.

15:13Welcome. Welcome.

15:15Hello, Mr. Teacher.

15:17Wow! I have to admit that our bank has become quite famous.

15:20Robbers and robbers come here to save money.

15:22I have not come to save money.

15:24I have come to rob a bank. Come here.

15:26Come here. Come here.

15:28Give me all the cash.

15:30I will give you all the cash when we match our signatures.

15:33You want to match our signatures?

15:38We are matching our signatures.

15:40If you want more money, I will get you rid of her earrings and bangles.

15:44I will not give you my bangles.

15:46I have already told you that she will not give you her bangles.

15:48Stop your nonsense.

15:50And you, big bangles girl.

15:52Give me all the cash.

15:54Give me all the cash.

15:56Otherwise I will shoot you.

15:58How can I give you money?

16:00I have earned money.

16:02If you had not come here,

16:04the robbers would not have robbed the bank.

16:06You would have been a manager in a bank.

16:08Hold this. Do you know?

16:10We have become robbers because of you people.

16:12You give so much punishment to the children.

16:14I was so angry that I wanted to become a robber.

16:16Give me the gun back.

16:18Give me the money.

16:21I have to admit.

16:23Go ahead.

16:25I want to honour you.

16:31Becoming a robber is not an easy task.

16:34Sitting on a horse in the sun with such bad hair.

16:38Smelling.

16:40It is very difficult to become a robber.

16:42I am a robber.

16:44Why have you kept your hair like a pig?

16:46Look at your hair.

16:48Do you know how difficult it is to become a robber?

16:50Very difficult.

16:52How many accounts do you have to keep?

16:54How many people were there?

16:56When is Holi?

16:58How many awards did the government give?

17:00This is how you become a robber.

17:03Hello.

17:05Sweety, how did you pack the bullets?

17:07I am running out of them.

17:09If you don't want to work properly, marry someone else.

17:12I will shoot you.

17:14Give me all the cash.

17:16Give me all the cash.

17:18Check his expiry date before shooting him.

17:20I will shoot him. I will count till three.

17:22How can you count till three? I will count till 100.

17:24I am not studying tuition from your mother.

17:27I will shoot you.

17:28I will shoot you.

17:30You? Put your hands up.

17:32Put your hands up.

17:34The gun is in my hand.

17:36Okay, I will put my hands up.

17:38Put your hands up.

17:40I am also doing it.

17:42You also do it.

17:49Everyone is calling me.

17:51Crazy people.

17:53What a busy day.

17:55Yes.

17:56Doctor, don't you feel ashamed?

17:58I do.

18:00You shot my grandma.

18:02You shot my grandma.

18:04The one who doesn't have a brain.

18:10You don't even have a brain.

18:12That's why you are talking nonsense.

18:14I am telling you, this fire burns fast.

18:16I know.

18:18I will shoot you.

18:20What is your problem with this?

18:22What is the problem?

18:24People are giving water to my grandma.

18:26Doctor, what has the pigeon done to me?

18:29Oh, no.

18:31That's what he is saying.

18:33Look at this.

18:35You always think about the output.

18:38You don't think about the input.

18:40What is the input?

18:42There is a tree here.

18:44Tomorrow, Madhu Mokhi will know.

18:46She will make a roof.

18:48You can have honey and all directly.

18:50Then there will be fruits on it.

18:52You can have it.

18:54You can have a good time.

18:56Your mother has not opened a fruit market.

18:59This is a peepal tree.

19:01Which fruit grows on it?

19:03Don't peepal trees have fruits?

19:07I am not a farmer who knows.

19:09I am a doctor.

19:11I don't know about fruits.

19:13But I must say, Kapoor.

19:16I have made this the eighth wonder of the world

19:19after Taj Mahal.

19:21Let's do one thing.

19:23Let's cut his hands like Shah Jahan

19:24and give it to him.

19:26Cut his hands?

19:28This is not right.

19:31But I have decided that

19:33I will keep experimenting

19:35till I can walk.

19:37Let's cut his legs.

19:39Let's cut his legs.

19:41Let's cut his legs.

19:43Put the glass inside.

19:45Put it inside.

19:47Put it on him.

19:49No.

19:51I swear.

19:52I don't know whose hand it is.

19:54Let's cut his legs.

19:57I gave you life.

19:59You are taking my life.

20:01You are his mother.

20:03Why did you give him life?

20:05Son of a vacuum cleaner.

20:07If you had pulled your father,

20:09he would have been at least four feet tall.

20:14Rani.

20:16Go inside and give water to peepal.

20:18I will make him quit his job.

20:20You tell me.

20:23What have you done?

20:25Nothing can happen to you, doctor.

20:27Nothing can happen to me.

20:29My name is going to be in the

20:31Nimbu Pani Book of World Records.

20:33Yes.

20:35I have made an injection for my daughter

20:37which will make her beautiful.

20:39Really?

20:41Hello.

20:43Once Malinga Ranbir Kapoor can be made

20:45but your daughter can never be beautiful.

20:47Nice joke.

20:49This is Kapil Sharma Show.

20:50Cut my son.

20:52Your daughter has become beautiful.

20:54And

20:56I will not answer your question.

20:58I will call my daughter.

21:00Sharla.

21:02Sharla.

21:04Wow.

21:06Very good.

21:09Come, dear.

21:11Is she your daughter?

21:13No.

21:15She is Gauhar Khan.

21:17Really?

21:18Wow.

21:20I really look like Gauhar Khan.

21:22I told you I will make her say it.

21:24Why did you make her say it?

21:31Why?

21:33What do you say now?

21:35She looks like Gauhar Khan.

21:37Kappu.

21:39How are you?

21:41Do I still look like Tinda?

21:43I was joking.

21:45Tinda is my favourite vegetable.

21:46I eat it all the time.

21:48I love Tinda.

21:51I was joking.

21:54You look like a grape today.

21:56And you look like a grape today.

22:00Stay away from my daughter.

22:02You go away.

22:04Doctor.

22:06Don't you feel ashamed?

22:08We love each other since childhood.

22:10Do you remember?

22:12When I used to hide and play

22:14and you used to look for me.

22:16You used to come to your house

22:18and sit there.

22:20And I used to look for you.

22:22You don't have to look for such a boy.

22:24He is useless.

22:26Stay away.

22:29Doctor.

22:31Love doesn't look for a job.

22:33It looks for a girl.

22:36Sarla.

22:38Look.

22:40The philosophy of a fool is also like a fool.

22:42Yes.

22:44Don't look at me like that.

22:46I will get you married.

22:48You are getting angry.

22:50What are you doing?

22:53I am not getting angry.

22:55I am not your father-in-law.

22:57Your wife's father will be your father-in-law.

22:59Son.

23:01I will get you married to a French guy.

23:03Absolutely.

23:05Doctor.

23:07You look like a failed report card.

23:09You are saying that my son-in-law will come from Oxford.

23:11Don't you feel ashamed?

23:13Sarla.

23:15You will see true love for yourself, Sarla.

23:17Really?

23:19Look into my eyes now.

23:21Earlier you didn't even look at me.

23:23And yes, what did you say?

23:25I smell like spilt milk.

23:27Son.

23:29Did I make spilt milk into a cream?

23:31What?

23:34Go.

23:44Go.

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