_Aata Chakki Ramzi Bilo_ Koki_ Jatti_ _ Mai Sabiran_Bhotna_Sanam New Funny Video By Rachnavi Tv(720P_HD)

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00:00I'm a Thalku, what are you doing here?

00:08This is Shakarganj Paheer, I'm making it

00:10This is not Paheer, this is Bhaiyaan, get up!

00:13I brought Kilo of Kabir Shakarganj Paheer

00:16I ate it once, now I'm going to eat it again

00:18You must go and eat it

00:21Bhaiyaan, don't touch my beard, it's going to fall off

00:25I'm going to make two pieces and eat it

00:27I'm going to make two pieces and eat it

00:29I'm going to make two pieces and eat it

00:32What are you doing?

00:34You don't eat it

00:36I've eaten it three times, now I'm going to eat it

00:39You must go and eat it

00:41You shut up!

00:44Where are you going Bhaiyaan?

00:46I'm not going anywhere, my beard is not dirty

00:50Shakarganj Paheer is outside, I'm going to eat it

00:54I'm going to eat it

00:58Go and eat it

01:00Tell me how did you come here?

01:02How can I come here?

01:04This is the only place where I can eat

01:06You should have asked for it

01:08You should have asked for it

01:10You should have asked for it

01:12You should have asked for it

01:14You should have asked for it

01:16You should have asked for it

01:18You should have asked for it

01:20You should have asked for it

01:22You should have asked for it

01:24You should have asked for it

01:26You should have asked for it

01:28You should have asked for it

01:30You should have asked for it

01:32You should have asked for it

01:34You should have asked for it

01:36You should have asked for it

01:38You should have asked for it

01:40You should have asked for it

01:42You should have asked for it

01:44You should have asked for it

01:46You should have asked for it

01:48You should have asked for it

01:50You should have asked for it

01:52You should have asked for it

01:56What is it?

01:58You're wearing a veil and saying

02:00You should stop talking nonsense

02:02I'm not stupid

02:04See I'm your mother in law

02:06If you come and visit my house

02:08I'll give you seven besmilla

02:10I'll eat you

02:12I don't need flour

02:14I don't need flour

02:16I don't need flour

02:18I don't need your mother-in-law to ask for her hand in marriage.

02:23Ramzi, shut up! I didn't say that. I was talking about myself.

02:28Why do you ask my mother-in-law for her hand in marriage?

02:31You know that my mother-in-law is from a big family in Iran.

02:34They have their own customs and traditions.

02:36Why do you ask me for my hand in marriage?

02:37I was born for you.

02:39I was raised by your mother-in-law.

02:42She never let me go out of her house.

02:44People don't let you go out of their house.

02:47How can I let you go out of their house?

02:49You can't keep your mouth shut.

02:51Don't you dare open your mouth and speak a word.

02:54I want this and that.

02:56I don't have time for this.

02:58This is a matter of science.

02:59If I say something wrong, you'll have to pay for it.

03:03You shouldn't let her go out of your house.

03:05Why?

03:06Don't stand in front of her.

03:08Let's go out.

03:10I'm not a ghost. I'm a man of my word.

03:12You know that she has a habit of opening her mouth.

03:15Get out of my house.

03:17I won't go out of your house.

03:19Get out of my house.

03:20Do you want to see her face or my face?

03:22I'll show you the truth.

03:23If you don't have a face, I'll show you the truth.

03:25I'll show you the truth.

03:27Come to my house in the morning.

03:29I'll tie you up.

03:31You don't have to tie me up.

03:33I'll take you to her house.

03:34You won't spit in my house.

03:36I won't spit in your house.

03:46What are you doing here?

03:48I'm going to meet Bhanu.

03:50You won't go anywhere without me.

03:52What happened to Bhanu?

03:53Shakarganj is sick of me.

03:56I'll take you to Shakarganj.

03:59I don't want to go to Shakarganj.

04:01Shakarganj is a good place.

04:02Shakarganj is not a good place.

04:04Give me a thousand rupees.

04:06I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:08Shakarganj is not a good place.

04:11Give me a thousand rupees.

04:13I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:15I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:18I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:19I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:22I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:24I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:25I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:29I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:30I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:36I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:39I'll take you to Shakarganj.

04:42I don't want to steal.

04:44I know that Yashod will take you away.

04:49She looks like a thief.

04:52I didn't steal anything.

04:54Whether she looks like a thief or not.

04:57Sukriya, you are the number one in this house.

05:00Mother, don't call me number one.

05:02My father used to give flour to five people.

05:06When I give flour to your father,

05:10I learn from him.

05:11I didn't do anything.

05:12I am very bad.

05:14Yes, you are very bad.

05:16If your father gave you five men,

05:19he would have killed you.

05:22He would have killed you.

05:25Sukriya, you are very bad.

05:27You don't even eat properly.

05:29I used to count the burqas.

05:31You take the flour.

05:32Otherwise, I'll beat you.

05:34Take it.

05:35I won't come with you.

05:38I am done with your work.

05:40I won't come back.

05:43I will beat you.

05:46I will beat you.

05:48I will beat you.

05:50I will beat you.

05:54I will beat you.

05:58I will beat you.

06:04Get out.

06:06Get out.

06:08He is asking me to get out.

06:09Go and bring my shoes to Maduro.

06:12I am not going to bring my shoes.

06:13I will go and get my shoes.

06:14Go and get my shoes.

06:17Go and get my shoes.

06:18No.

06:19Go and get my shoes.

06:20I will beat him.

06:22I am sorry, I will get them.

06:24You should run to Maduro and get my shoes.

06:28I don't have the courage.

06:29I will get my shoes.

06:30You are very scared.

06:33I've been sleeping for two hours. I'm hungry.

06:38Now you're hungry. Now you're hungry.

06:40Get up. Now you're hungry.

06:41Where are you going to cook the roti?

06:43Sir, I'm good at arranging the roti.

06:46Just give me a little more time.

06:48Please come to my house.

06:50I pray to you every day.

06:53Now I'm going to cook a good roti for you.

06:55Now I'm going to cook a good roti for you.

06:58I'm your father.

07:00If you don't come to my house in two hours,

07:03I'll cook a good roti for you.

07:05You're hungry, too.

07:07You can't wait for two minutes.

07:09Maybe you'll have to cook the roti.

07:12We were like wild animals.

07:14Believe me, we were like wild animals.

07:16One day, when we came to your house,

07:19we starved to death.

07:21I won't let you starve to death.

07:24I'll eat you up.

07:27Why did you leave your house so late?

07:29Don't you know that you're going to starve to death?

07:32I don't want to starve to death.

07:34I'm not a cow.

07:35You know how to make flour.

07:37I went to the mill to buy flour.

07:40Guram used to buy flour from the mill.

07:42So I bought flour, too.

07:44Why did you leave your house so late?

07:46I went to your house.

07:48Where did you go?

07:49Why are you scared?

07:50I'll cook the roti in ten minutes.

07:52Don't fight.

07:53I'll cook the roti for you.

07:55I'm not going to cook the roti.

07:57I'll cook the flour.

07:59Don't talk about flour.

08:01My mother said something to me.

08:03I said something to her, too.

08:05I'm not talking about flour.

08:07You're drunk.

08:09I'm not drunk.

08:11I'm not drunk.

08:13I'll cook the roti for you.

08:15You're making fun of us.

08:17We're not like you.

08:19We're not like you.

08:21I know your value.

08:23You don't know me.

08:25I'll break your bones.

08:27What will you do?

08:29Where did you go?

08:31I went to the mall.

08:33People of this town

08:35play with you.

08:37Now you're making fun of me.

08:39You can't go home.

08:41You can go to Shirdi's store

08:43and buy a bottle of coke.

08:45Here's the money.

08:47You can give me this money with love.

08:49Is it necessary to get me drunk?

08:51Give me two bottles, I want 60 more.

08:53Go and get the bottles quickly.

08:54Why are you beating him like a dog?

08:56Don't beat him.

08:57He's like a dog to me.

08:59I'll beat him up.

09:00Bhutana.

09:01Yes?

09:01We have to cook all the meat.

09:03How are we going to cook the rice?

09:04No, no.

09:05Leave the biryani for now.

09:06I've stopped them.

09:07I'm going to cook the meat.

09:09And then I've brought the semolina.

09:11It should be cooked.

09:12And it should be sweet too.

09:13Shut up.

09:14I'm going to make a long shawarma and fry it dry.

09:17No, I don't want to make a long shawarma.

09:19I don't need it.

09:20If you want, I can make it dry.

09:22If you want, I can fry it dry.

09:24I'll make it dry.

09:26I don't want to make it dry.

09:28I don't want to make it dry.

09:30It's been two hours.

09:32I'm very hungry.

09:34I'm going to make it dry.

09:36I'm going to make it dry.

09:38I'm going to make it dry.

09:40I'm going to make it dry.

09:42I'm going to make it dry.

09:44I'm going to make it dry.

09:46I'm going to make it dry.

09:48Let's go.

09:50Our law is not fair.

09:52Our law is not fair.

09:54If we don't come to the city,

09:56if we don't come to the city,

09:58we will die.

10:02Have you asked for the bill?

10:04No, I haven't.

10:06Fill the entire bill.

10:08Let's go.

10:10Okay, I'm going to the city,

10:12and I'll bring the money.

10:14In the meantime,

10:16We'll be safe even if we cut the meter.

10:18We'll have to do something.

10:20I'm not going to do anything.

10:22Give it back to them.

10:23You're a very dirty man from Bihar.

10:25I'm not that dirty from Bihar

10:27that I won't give money to anyone.

10:29Oh, I just remembered.

10:30We're going to get 20,000 rupees from Sabra.

10:32I'm not going to go with you.

10:34Then it's all over.

10:36What's the need for us to ask for money?

10:38Let's go. We'll bring our own money.

10:40It's all about giving and taking.

10:42Why won't you give? You'll give.

10:43Let's go.

10:46Let's go.

10:53Hey, Bhootnaya.

10:54Hey, Billu.

10:55Give me my shoes.

11:02Yes, uncle.

11:03Did you bring Sabra's shoes or Kamli's?

11:05Yes.

11:06I didn't bring her shoes.

11:07Give me my shoes.

11:08Uncle, she has one leg.

11:10I'm going to hit her in the head.

11:11You take it and run away.

11:13I know aunt Sabra.

11:15She's a good, smart woman.

11:17I've heard a lot about her.

11:18She hit me in the head.

11:19What can I do?

11:20I'm going home.

11:21My son is like that.

11:23He doesn't know how to talk straight.

11:24Let's go home.

11:25Go to Andhra Pradesh and get uncle Phalak.

11:27I'll get him.

11:28Uncle, come.

11:29I'll get you a drink.

11:30Drink it and run away.

11:31No, no, son.

11:33How long are you going to stay?

11:35Just a little longer.

11:36You're such an idiot.

11:38I'll beat you up.

11:41Here, uncle.

11:43No, uncle.

11:44You're welcome.

11:45Come on.

11:46Hurry up.

11:47He's asking you.

11:55What are you thinking, sister?

11:57I've given you money.

11:59You're going to get it.

12:00You're not going to get a loan.

12:01Mom, uncle is talking to you.

12:04What are you doing?

12:05Give me the money.

12:07Give me the money.

12:08I don't have any money.

12:09Get up.

12:10Give more money to your sister.

12:13Get out of here.

12:15My sister, I'm begging you.

12:17My meter broke down.

12:18I have to pay the electricity bill.

12:19Give me the money.

12:20Please.

12:21Did you ask me for the meter?

12:23No, I didn't ask you.

12:25I'm the owner of the house.

12:26It's not necessary that I'll ask you.

12:28If you can't ask me,

12:29then don't come here.

12:30I don't have that much wealth.

12:32Ask me.

12:33I'll get you the meter.

12:34When the sister doesn't go to her in-laws,

12:36they don't ask her.

12:37You have to do the housework.

12:38You have to ask me.

12:40You're like my mother.

12:41If I ask you,

12:42you have to do the housework.

12:43I'm the owner of the house.

12:44If you're the owner of the house,

12:46then I'm also the owner of the house.

12:48Give me the money.

12:49Sister, give me the money politely.

12:52Otherwise,

12:53I'll tell Falak Sher

12:54that you're the owner of the house.

12:57Do you have the stature

12:58to be the owner of my house?

12:59Ask me,

13:00where are you?

13:02I don't see you anywhere.

13:04Sister,

13:05where is my brother?

13:06I'm in the garden.

13:07He's in the garden.

13:08My shoe is torn.

13:10And now,

13:11Falak is with me.

13:12Now, she's with you.

13:18Thank God,

13:19my brother is alive.

13:21He's alive,

13:22but he's dead.

13:24What are you talking about?

13:25I'm the only one left.

13:27Your sister is here.

13:29She'll scold you.

13:30What's the matter?

13:31Why should I scold her?

13:32Brother,

13:33you didn't even wash your sister's hair.

13:35You're so dirty.

13:37I can't wash my sister's hair

13:38with my shoes on.

13:39I'll do it now.

13:43Tell me,

13:44how did my sister come?

13:45How did she come, brother?

13:46Your brother-in-law

13:47gave your wife money.

13:48Now,

13:49she'll make her own house

13:50and fight with us.

13:51You're right.

13:52What's that?

13:53Why did you give her money?

13:54If a person gives some money,

13:55the next person

13:56will get married in the UK.

13:58Yes,

13:59she cheated you.

14:00She cheated me.

14:01Now, suffer.

14:02I'm suffering.

14:03Falak,

14:04my marriage is so bad

14:05that if I give money to people,

14:06I won't give it.

14:07Your marriage is good,

14:08but not for long.

14:09I haven't seen anyone

14:10taking money from anyone.

14:12Don't talk rubbish.

14:13If you get married,

14:14no one will come

14:15and I won't give you a loan.

14:16You're my brother-in-law.

14:17You're a good man.

14:19Why are you afraid

14:20that no one will come to you?

14:21I'm your brother.

14:22You have to give me a loan.

14:23Give me that.

14:24Otherwise,

14:25I'm your brother-in-law.

14:26Mom,

14:27I brought the razor.

14:29You're calling your sister

14:30your brother-in-law?

14:31Get up.

14:32Your sister

14:33won't come to anyone's house.

14:34Get up and go home.

14:35Wait a minute.

14:36My sister,

14:37we'll do a task.

14:38If the moon comes,

14:39I'll give it to you.

14:40If the ghost comes,

14:41I won't give it to you.

14:42I've never played

14:43with your hair.

14:44What do people think of me?

14:45I look like a snake.

14:46You play with the moon

14:47but not with my hair.

14:48I'm Falak.

14:49Where are you?

14:51You get up.

14:52I'll eat you

14:53and shave your beard.

14:55You shut up

14:56and come here.

14:58This guy

14:59must be under Ram

15:00and I can't see him.

15:02Mom,

15:03who's that?

15:04He's the one

15:05who's been

15:06in my hair

15:07since I was a kid.

15:09What did he do

15:10to your hair?

15:11He's the one

15:12who's been

15:13in my hair

15:14since I was a kid.

15:15He's the one

15:16who's been

15:17in my hair

15:18since I was a kid.

15:20Let's go.

15:25Hello.

15:26Hello.

15:27My friends,

15:29if you're going to die,

15:30die in the jungle.

15:32I'm a poor man.

15:33My mom

15:34sold me

15:35to a robber.

15:36She sold me

15:37to a barber.

15:38I can't afford

15:39a piece of hair.

15:41Why did you go to a barber

15:42but don't know

15:43how to shave

15:44your beard?

15:46You should be

15:47at a barber shop

15:48instead of playing

15:49with my hair.

15:50You should be

15:51at a barber shop

15:52instead of

15:53playing with my hair.

15:54You should be

15:55at a barber shop

15:56instead of

15:57playing with my hair.

15:58You can't

15:59be a barber

16:00if you're

16:01not a barber.

16:02He's just a kid. He's not hungry.

16:06If he eats, he'll get a stomach upset.

16:09Yes, yes.

16:11Mom, it's true.

16:13When I took the grains from the mill,

16:15they told me that the mill owner had thrown them away.

16:17I said, throw them away.

16:19A reporter came to the mill.

16:21The mill owner threw them away.

16:23I put them back in the mill.

16:25I said, my mom sold the medicine of strength.

16:28The medicine of strength is not for the poor.

16:30It's for the weak.

16:32Don't hit him. He's a kid.

16:36Take him to his aunt.

16:38Arrange the money on time.

16:40We don't have any money.

16:42If your aunt dies, I'll take care of him.

16:45Those who are born with the right to eat,

16:47they get what they deserve.

16:49You're right.

16:50If he doesn't suffer,

16:51what difference does it make?

16:54I'm going to be punished.

16:57My sister is responsible for this.

16:59Your father will be punished.

17:01This is what's going to happen.

17:06Driver, get the grains from the mill.

17:08I've reached the mill.

17:14Sir, only two of you are going?

17:16Not just two.

17:17The whole mill is coming after me.

17:19Okay.

17:24I'm going home now.

17:26Who hit you?

17:28Sir, the kid who was playing with you.

17:30The black snake hit him.

17:33If he hits you,

17:34what will happen to your family?

17:36He's my beloved son.

17:38He's our only son.

17:40We don't leave without him.

17:42Whenever we go, we go together.

17:45Whatever he does, he does it together.

17:47Yes, we go together.

17:49We don't leave without him.

17:52Yes, we don't leave without him.

17:54We go together.

17:56Arrest him.

17:59Sir, why should I be arrested?

18:01He hit me.

18:03That's why you'll be punished

18:05for hitting him.

18:07Why?

18:08Because you're his friend.

18:11Really?

18:12Yes.

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