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00:00I don't know.
01:30Oh, you said you're talking to a hot rod.
01:33Ran out of gas.
01:33Hello?
01:35You gas.
01:36Get in there.
01:37That's great work.
01:39Is there anything for us wrong?
01:40Transmission.
01:41Let's just sink it around.
01:43And here we go.
01:44We got the transmission working.
01:45Your hair is fluffed.
01:46You're looking pretty.
01:47Are you ready to move?
01:48Yo-ho.
01:49Car.
01:50Start now.
01:51I have sheets and presents to see.
01:57Do you want to take that pretty blonde hair and just roll along?
02:01Would you?
02:01Now that's what I call music.
02:21Wait till I get my hands on the jerk who's playing that garbage.
02:32Nice music, eh, Piper?
02:35I hate it.
02:39That's better.
02:40That's noise is what that is.
02:42Turn off that rockin' racket before I turn you off.
02:50This'll fix that punk rockin' punk.
02:58Hey!
02:59What's the matter, Folkster?
03:02Did I rain on your parade?
03:06Yikes!
03:09Ha!
03:09I showed that, fool.
03:18He always did like to hit people from behind, Piper.
03:22Shut your face, you ugly baboon!
03:25One more remark like that and I'll throw you in jail, mister.
03:29Uh, I wasn't talking to you, sir.
03:33You're not gonna give me a ticket, are you?
03:37It was his fault!
03:38He distracted me!
03:40He's the one who deserves the ticket!
03:42Keep it down or I'll give you another ticket for being a public menace.
03:47Public menace, me!
03:49You can't talk to me that way!
03:50I'm Rowdy Roddy Piper!
03:52I'm famous!
03:54You're making a big mistake!
03:56I'm innocent!
03:58Yeah, that's what I said!
03:59And they wouldn't listen to me, either!
04:01Now look at the mess I'm in!
04:04No, it's just gonna happen!
04:10Take my hot rod away for a month!
04:13Are you nuts?
04:15You tell him, Rowdy!
04:17Yeah, that clown doesn't know who he's talkin' to!
04:20Justice!
04:21Fooey!
04:22Order in the court or I'm throwing you all in jail!
04:25Sorry, Your Honor!
04:26I don't know what got into me!
04:29Pipe down, you guys!
04:30I'll handle this!
04:34Exchange for dropping the charge!
04:36Here's two front row seats to my next wrestling match!
04:39No!
04:40And not only am I taking your car away, I'm fining you an extra $500 for trying to bribe a judge!
04:47You must have fallen off your bench, you judgeship!
04:50Anybody with brains would give a lot to have these tickets!
04:53Order!
04:54Order!
04:55You'd better teach this man to calm down!
04:57If I see any of you in my courtroom again, you're all going to jail!
05:01You've got to relax, Rowdy!
05:08Me?
05:08I'm perfectly relaxed!
05:10I've never felt calmer in my life!
05:12Rawr!
05:17Hey, guys!
05:19Look at this!
05:21Solve your problems with self-hypnosis tapes and books!
05:24What do we need that junk for?
05:26To calm you down!
05:31I'm gonna get that Hogan for this!
05:34He purposely distracted me with his rotten rock and roll!
05:38Rawr!
05:40Ow!
05:41Hypnosis?
05:42Fooey!
05:43It's all a fake!
05:44You can't make somebody do something just by snapping your fingers or playing some dumb tape!
05:50I'll prove it to you!
05:52Nikolai, you are getting sleepy.
05:55Your eyes are getting heavy.
05:57You cannot keep them open.
05:59When I count to three and snap my fingers, you will open your eyes and be a chicken!
06:06One, two, three!
06:09See?
06:10I told you!
06:11It's a fake!
06:15Cock-a-doodle-doo!
06:17Stop acting like a jerk, you cock-a-doodle-dummy!
06:27He's not acting like a jerk.
06:28He's acting like a chicken.
06:30It worked!
06:31Cock-a-doodle-doo!
06:35When I snap my fingers, you'll be your normal dumb self.
06:40You're right!
06:40He's acting like a chicken.
06:41He's acting like a chicken.
06:41Epic dose has all its own!
06:44Wait, I'm sorry I found a chicken.
06:44Stop using it!
06:57You were about to lay an egg, feather-brain!
06:57You are feeling relaxed. You are getting calmer.
07:02I'm getting madder, is what I'm getting.
07:05Now get out of here and leave me alone!
07:09Oh, I think I'll take a nap.
07:18Relax. Relax. You are getting very calm.
07:23You are going to be so calm that nothing in the world could get you uptight.
07:28I wonder if that hypnosis tape has worked on Roddy.
07:32When you wake, you will be totally calm.
07:35When you wake, you will...
07:38Roddy! Wake up! Wake up!
07:40I am totally calm. I am totally calm.
07:44I am... Snap out of here!
07:46Huh? Oh? What happened?
07:49You fell asleep. How do you feel?
07:51I feel... calm.
07:55I knew it would work.
07:57I was hoping I'd find you guys here.
08:02You guys haven't paid your rent in three months.
08:06Either I get some dough or I'm calling the cops.
08:09Rent fluid!
08:11Just a minute.
08:13That's no way to treat our dear landlord.
08:16It isn't?
08:17No.
08:18This fine gentleman deserves to be paid.
08:22I do?
08:25Here. You just take Moolah's motorcycle.
08:27That should cover the rent for a few months.
08:31Gee, thanks.
08:32Stop!
08:33You can't have my wheel.
08:34Sure he can.
08:36Again.
08:37Haha! Looks like your hypnotism idea backfired, Moolah.
08:42Roddy's so calm he doesn't know what he's doing.
08:44Next thing you know, he'll expect me to make my car payments.
08:48Don't be silly, Iron Sheik.
08:51Why would I want you to make your car payments when all you have to do is give your Iron Jeep back to the dealer?
08:58Boss!
08:59What happened to the old Roddy we know and hate?
09:03You and your hypnotism.
09:05Pfooey!
09:06We've got to do something to change him back.
09:09I know.
09:10All we have to do is make him mad and he'll snap out of it.
09:18Ha!
09:19What do you think about that, shoddy Roddy?
09:23Hey, thanks.
09:25How did you know I was getting hot?
09:27Oh, yeah?
09:31Well, this ought to make you real hot.
09:37That really wasn't very nice of you, Moolah.
09:41But I'll forgive you this time because you're such a cutie.
09:45V may not be able to get Roddy mad, but there's one person who can.
09:50All right, who's a bimbo who hit my Hulkmobile?
09:59Roddy did it!
10:00On purpose!
10:01All right, Pipsqueak.
10:03You're gonna pay for that damage.
10:05Of course I am, Hulkster.
10:08500 should cover it, don't you think?
10:10Uh, sure.
10:12No!
10:13He's only kidding.
10:14He told me to tell you that you look like a pimply hippopotamus.
10:26Oh, is Hulk gonna make Roddy mad now?
10:29You'd better put that barbell back before I get mad, Piper.
10:32You heard him, Comrade Piper.
10:35Put it back!
10:42Good shot, Comrade Piper.
10:44All right, dude.
10:45You owe me a new barbell.
10:47You're absolutely right.
10:49Boy.
11:02There.
11:03That should more than make up for your barbell.
11:06I don't know what's gotten into you, Piper.
11:09But if you decide to become a good wrestler, you just let me know.
11:12That's not a bad idea.
11:14Are you kidding?
11:16That's a terrible idea.
11:18We've gotta get him back to normal before something awful happens.
11:25There.
11:26That should do the trick.
11:27This new hypnosis cassette we made should bring Roddy back to his usual rowdy self.
11:33Comrade Piper.
11:35Being a brat is where it's at.
11:37You are getting meaner and meaner.
11:40You are rowdy, Roddy, rowdy.
11:43I feel calm as can be.
11:44I can't believe it.
11:45It should have worked.
11:46I feel meaner and meaner.
11:47I am rowdy, rowdy, rowdy.
11:48I am rowdy, rowdy, rowdy.
11:51I feel meaner and meaner.
11:55I am rowdy, rowdy, rowdy.
11:57And Minner, I am Rowdy, Rowdy, Rowdy!
12:04Knock it off, meathead!
12:07Sorry, Comrade Moolah.
12:11Moolah and her great ideas! Now we'll never get Rowdy back to normal!
12:19Hypnosis! Fooey!
12:28I hate rock and roll!
12:35Turn that junk off! What are you trying to do? Make me mad!
12:38When I catch you, I'll rock and roll!
12:43Good old Rowdy is Rowdy again!
12:46I'll Rowdy you if you don't shut that music off! Come back here with that!
12:50I'll rock and roll!
12:53I'll rock and roll!
12:55Mean Gene here at the Main Street Gym with the likes of Big John Studd.
12:59Working out intensely on the weights, it seems to be a ritual of yours.
13:03To become the giant of wrestling today, it wasn't easy. I had to get up early in the morning,
13:07like I said before, and I grab these big heavy dumbbells and I do curl after curl after curl
13:12to get this body big and strong. I lift all the heavy weight.
13:15And that's why you consider yourself the self-professed giant.
13:18No, I'm not the self-professed! I came out, I took Andrea, slammed him on the mat,
13:25they brought a big crane in, picked him up, put him on a flatbed truck, and God has...
13:30Who knows where he's going?
13:31Oh, wait a minute! Put just a second here at Big John Studd.
13:33Hey, that looks nice and cold. Come on honey, give me a drink.
13:35No, Hillbilly Jim asked me to put this in the refrigerator.
13:38Man, I don't care what Hillbilly Jim... Come on honey, give me a drink.
13:40No, you can't have it.
13:40Come on, give me a drink. Come on, come on, come on.
13:42Just a minute here, that's a little root on your bark.
13:44That looks good. That looks good.
13:45All right, here it goes.
13:47Let's see how he likes it.
13:51What is that?
13:52That's Hillbilly's Possum Porridge.
13:54Possum Porridge? Possum Porridge?
14:00Get a load of the Sheikers.
14:01Iron Sheik and the Goliath.
14:02Yeah, well, Tech Team Champions, former champions.
14:04Who's who?
14:05Big Dale. Where's the food?
14:06Professional wrestling.
14:07Hey, come on, come on, come on. I'm waiting here over an hour.
14:09Let's go. Get the food. Come on.
14:11Easy.
14:11High class, low class.
14:13They got a lot of class. It's all low.
14:15Where's the food? Bring the food in.
14:16That's a very classy restaurant.
14:17Bread and water.
14:18What am I, in prison?
14:19Great, great...
14:20Where's mine? Come on!
14:22Oh, Sherry, thank you.
14:23What do you mean, just something of that what?
14:24Come on, give me a piece of that, James.
14:25Hey, hey, please.
14:26Where's my food? I ordered, I was with him.
14:28Come on, bring the food, will you?
14:30What do you look like?
14:31Mickey Mouse, where's my food?
14:33High class, high class, low class.
14:34What do I care?
14:35Great finish right here, Lou.
14:36Oh, come on, great.
14:37Excellent.
14:37Ah-ha!
14:38Hey, hey, hey, look at that, hey.
14:40Look over here, look at that.
14:43Lou, uh, you still on that diet?
14:45Oh, I'm on a diet all the time.
14:47I'm on a seafood diet.
14:47Everything I see, I eat.
14:48Come on, right there.
14:49Bring it in here.
14:50I can see that.
14:50All the food I see, let me get it.
14:52Give me the melon, give me the melon.
15:01Captain Lou, it's me, Hulk.
15:06Listen, I'm gonna be a little late for the workout today.
15:09My nephews are coming over to visit.
15:11Well, that must be them now.
15:12Gotta run, Captain.
15:13See you soon.
15:17Hi, guys.
15:18I'm Uncle Hulk.
15:26Okay, guys, what would you...
15:27Uncle Hulk, I'm hungry.
15:29I'm thirsty, Uncle Hulk.
15:30Can I watch TV, Uncle Hulk?
15:32Uh, okay.
15:33Henry, you sit there.
15:35Howie, Harvey, let's see what we can find in the kitchen.
15:38I'll reach the refrigerator.
15:40Okay.
15:42Not so fast, little Hulksters.
15:54Beat ya, beat ya.
15:55Did not.
15:56Did too.
15:57Did not.
15:58Okay, okay, it was a time.
16:00Now, let's fix you up.
16:06Uncle Hulk, come quick.
16:07Huh?
16:08Uncle Hulk!
16:11What is it, Henry?
16:13What's wrong?
16:14The TV's not working right.
16:18Oh, it's not working right because you've been playing with the dial.
16:23It's coming from the dial.
16:25It's coming from the dial.
16:28Uncle Hulk is going to give it to you, Howie.
16:28Uncle Hulk is going to give it to you, Howie.
16:30It wasn't my fault.
16:32What?
16:34Whoa!
16:35Whoa!
16:36You okay, Uncle Hulk?
16:40Howie did it.
16:42Did not.
16:42Did too.
16:43Did.
16:44Didn't.
16:44Did.
16:45Didn't.
16:46Quiet!
16:49Okay, now.
16:50I want you two to clean up the mess you made.
16:53Then we'll all go out and get some lunch.
16:56All right!
16:57You're the coolest, Uncle Hulk.
17:06Okay, you guys get yourself some salad while I order our lunch.
17:14Bet you we can build better salads than you, Harvey.
17:17Can not.
17:18Can too.
17:19Let's see now.
17:20I'll have the...
17:21I stopped first, Henry.
17:23Uncle Hulk!
17:26Uh, excuse me a minute.
17:28Let's go!
17:29No way!
17:36This is it, little buddies.
17:46Neato, vizito!
17:48What are we doing here, Uncle Hulk?
17:49We're going to work out with Uncle Hulk and his pals, dummy.
17:53All right!
17:54Yay!
17:56Hey!
17:58Slowly.
17:58Hey, guys.
18:01I want you to meet my nephews.
18:03This is Harvey, Howie, and Henry.
18:06Wow!
18:06It's Junkyard Dog!
18:08And Hillbilly Jim!
18:10And Andre the Giant!
18:12So cool!
18:14These three little Hulksters are sure eager to work out with you guys.
18:18What do you say?
18:19You bet, brother!
18:20Wow!
18:20Wow!
18:20Wow!
18:20Wow!
18:20Wow!
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18:55The trampoline gene here!
18:56Oh!
18:57Looks like you're having a...
18:58Oh!
18:59Great time here at the Main Street Gym!
19:01Working...
19:02Oh!
19:03Out with your Uncle Hulk!
19:04And the other...
19:05Hey!
19:06What are you doing?
19:07Oh!
19:08Oh!
19:09Oh!
19:10Oh!
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19:36Oh!
19:37You guys better cut it up for Uncle Hulk!
19:39Sporkle Hulk!
19:47Phew!
19:52Holy moly!
20:04Hey, Hulkster!
20:06What a wild bunch of Hulk hooligans you have there!
20:09You know, they've bounced...
20:10Whoa!
20:12Tarnation! It's a firebounce stampede!
20:17Game wave!
20:19Yahoo!
20:23What happened?
20:25Hulk's nephews.
20:28All right, you three!
20:30Harvey did it, Uncle Hulk!
20:32Did not! I did, too!
20:34Quiet!
20:37We didn't mean to do it, Uncle Hulk.
20:43I reckon young'uns just naturally get things a-jumping, Hulk.
20:46Don't be too hard on them.
20:47Yeah, uh, boys will be, uh, boys.
20:50And, uh, girls will be girls.
20:52Come on, Hulk.
20:54After all, it was an accident.
20:55We're sorry, Uncle Hulk.
20:57Well, all right.
20:59But from now on, try and be a little more careful.
21:02Okay?
21:03Oh!
21:04Hey!
21:05Yeah!
21:06Yeah!
21:07Uncle Hulk, could we come work out again tomorrow?
21:10Yeah!
21:11That would be neato!
21:13Well, I've gotta go out of town for a match tomorrow, guys.
21:16But maybe if you ask one of my pals here to watch you for a day...
21:20Coming in.
21:22Well, let me rotmaskets!
21:23Here!
21:24We go down.
21:26All right, Whewikes!
21:30Is that okay?
21:38Huh?
21:39Huh?
21:40Huh?
21:41Huh?
21:42What is this okay?
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