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00:00Hello viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21A few days ago, I said in my monologue that instead of asking for a job,
00:27people should start giving jobs, start a business, start their own business.
00:31In that regard, a person sent us a message that we have money,
00:38but some have less, some have more, but not everyone has crores of rupees to invest.
00:44Someone has 1 million, or 5 lakhs, or someone has 40-50 lakhs.
00:49So you tell us what to do with so much money.
00:52The real problem is that we are not able to decide which work to do.
00:56So for their information, to tell them, I would like to say that
01:01in your cities, you know that there is a Chamber of Commerce.
01:07It is in Lahore, Chamber of Commerce and Industry.
01:10It is also in Karachi.
01:12When you go to that Chamber, you go there and tell them that
01:16I have this much budget and I want to start a business.
01:20They have made business feasibilities according to that budget.
01:26They have kept the future in mind and made the feasibilities.
01:32People think that these institutions are only made for the merchants.
01:37They are made for you.
01:39You come there, come inside and tell your problem.
01:44You tell them how much money you have and you want to do business.
01:48You will be given a lot of money.
01:50Go to your Chamber of Commerce and Industry and tell them that
01:54I have this much money and give me business feasibilities.
01:58They will give you.
01:59Then you have to decide which business you want to do.
02:03Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:06Today we will take you to the drunkards under the bridge
02:10and see what their condition is.
02:15What is happening?
02:17Oh my God!
02:19First he bought these drugs and now he is selling them.
02:23Brother, he has not put any blame on anyone.
02:25We also remember the days of death.
02:28Then respect this month.
02:30You see everything as drugs.
02:33Then what did you sell him?
02:35Brother, this is a personal matter.
02:37I sold him this manly thing.
02:39Did you sell a moustache or a moustache?
02:42I am feeling very thirsty today.
02:44Tell me, what will you eat today?
02:47This is fasting.
02:48Yes, what will you eat today? Tell me.
02:51You only tell, you only order.
02:53We left the drugs and came with Ramzan.
02:57This is very good.
03:00Isn't he cleaning?
03:02Oh wow!
03:04By the way, I liked his thing that he cleaned and put all the dirt on one side.
03:08I do like this.
03:10Go away, don't spoil the food.
03:12Brother is selling samosas and earning his livelihood.
03:15Oh wow! I like this thing very much.
03:18May God make this month so blessed for you.
03:21Not everything brother.
03:22You people need it specially.
03:24After this month, may God make you change.
03:28We have changed.
03:29We have changed brother.
03:30We are doing new drugs.
03:31Sister, what is the rate of gram flour in the market today?
03:35I don't know, why are you asking?
03:37We have started the business of fritters.
03:40Brother, we know that the flour is going to be expensive.
03:43Because we are doing fritters.
03:45Yes, yes.
03:46That's why we have kept it together.
03:49Brother, once you eat our samosas, you won't enjoy it.
03:53Return the money.
03:54Okay, look, if you promise to quit drugs.
03:57Yes.
03:58Then I will buy all these samosas, everything.
04:00Brother, I will buy this donkey.
04:02You destroy everything.
04:06So you guys have brought this from the shop?
04:09We don't give them anything.
04:11Do we look like goons to bring everything from the shop?
04:14Brother, this is not a cake plate.
04:17I would have definitely bought this if it was in the glass.
04:20She is absolutely right.
04:22The problem is not whether your samosas are good or bad.
04:25So many people in the world are selling samosas.
04:28Because the month of Ramzan is going on.
04:30They are selling dahi bhalla, they are selling fritters too.
04:33The real point is, look at your hair, look at your appearance,
04:36look at the dirt, cover your hair.
04:38So that no hair goes inside.
04:40Wear gloves in your hands.
04:41Keep it clean.
04:42Brother, I have brought samosas from the champion draw.
04:45Ask him, how is he going to earn?
04:47Why didn't you apply anything?
04:49Brother, I have brought stuff from the interior.
04:52Interior?
04:57Keep it there.
04:59I have kept it.
05:00I have a doubt that he eats samosas.
05:04Hello.
05:06Who is this?
05:07Hello, brother.
05:09Hello.
05:10Who is this?
05:11Who is eating samosas?
05:12Who is eating samosas?
05:14Hello, brother.
05:15Brother.
05:16I have brought samosas from somewhere.
05:18Hello.
05:19I have brought samosas from somewhere.
05:21Is this your father's place?
05:22Is this your father's place?
05:25Both of them have the same answer.
05:27I have taken a bath here in the morning.
05:31I will do it here.
05:33Wait.
05:34Wait.
05:35Wait.
05:37I will do it here.
05:38Brother.
05:39I have been pushing the poor man.
05:43I have been pushing him thinking he is weak.
05:46You are a body builder.
05:48Wait.
05:49Why are you pushing me?
05:51I am telling you to take rest.
05:52Wait.
05:53Wait.
05:54I don't want to go.
05:56Go.
05:57Wait.
05:58Okay.
05:59Go.
06:04Listen.
06:05Change your gloves.
06:06You have touched all of them.
06:07Sister, I have changed my gloves.
06:09I have kept the entire box.
06:10Look at this.
06:11This is cleanliness.
06:12You keep it here.
06:14I will go and take a bath.
06:17What is the matter?
06:18Tell me.
06:19It is all because of you.
06:20You have to do it every day.
06:22I will not do it now.
06:23I will not do it.
06:26Suraj, get a cart in front of my showroom.
06:30You have to give me Rs. 60,000.
06:33Rs. 60,000?
06:34Rent?
06:35Rs. 60,000 to get the showroom.
06:37You?
06:38Yes, me.
06:39Let me give you an advice.
06:40Yes.
06:41Take Rs. 200 from me.
06:42Take all the stuff and leave.
06:43Have some shame.
06:44It is stolen.
06:45It is illegal.
06:47Give me Rs. 200.
06:50Hey, fatso.
06:51Hey.
06:52Listen to me.
06:54Hey.
06:55I think there is a problem.
06:58The SHO of this locality
07:00recognises me from a distance.
07:02How?
07:03He has been inside for a long time.
07:05Hey.
07:06Will you sell more than what I have?
07:09Yes.
07:10I don't want to sell.
07:11I want to go to the shop.
07:12Go.
07:14I knew he would not be able to tolerate your terror.
07:17Anyway, what is our business?
07:19Brother, can I get a stool for my sister?
07:22Sit.
07:24What will you eat?
07:25I don't want to eat.
07:26Look.
07:27If you want to work here,
07:29may God bless you.
07:31We are your enemies.
07:32May God bless us too.
07:34Do you want anything?
07:35This is your brother's shop.
07:36What is this?
07:38This is a market.
07:39This is mall.com.
07:40We will keep it right.
07:41Okay.
07:42If you want a cooler,
07:43come to my shop.
07:50Brother, we have sold everything.
07:53It's time for iftar.
07:54Why don't you close the shop?
07:56You fool.
07:57We have to sell for iftar.
07:59What are you saying?
08:00My brother used to come early in the morning.
08:03Okay.
08:04Mirza, tell me one thing.
08:05Yes.
08:06Have you ever seen such a clean cart?
08:08No.
08:09Look at my legs.
08:10I know that my hair has grown.
08:12I have kept this on my head.
08:14What hair?
08:16Chefs and cooks normally wear black gloves.
08:20You look like you have come to kill samosas.
08:22I don't like black gloves.
08:24What are you saying?
08:26What are you saying?
08:27What did we do?
08:28Sir, you sit.
08:30Sit here.
08:31Listen to me.
08:32The stuff you have can't be hot.
08:35Look, he has made proper arrangements.
08:37The samosas will be hot.
08:38My brother-in-law, Mir Trin,
08:40has an oven at his house.
08:42Okay.
08:43My brother-in-law, I swear to God,
08:45I have an amazing house.
08:46Believe me.
08:47My brother-in-law?
08:48Yes.
08:49So, he orders samosas from you?
08:50Samosas?
08:51He says, I have to eat them.
08:52The truck outside is loading.
08:54It's your turn now.
08:55No, brother.
08:56The truck will be cold when it reaches.
08:57Get two samosas from me.
08:58I have already ordered two samosas.
09:01Jandimar's fritters.
09:02Jandimar's fritters.
09:03Great fritters.
09:04Great fritters.
09:05Riaz.
09:06Yes.
09:07When did you come?
09:08Pack five samosas for iftar.
09:10I have been working all day.
09:11Making samosas.
09:12Making samosas.
09:13When were you going to cook?
09:14I will cook when I have some money left.
09:16Pack five samosas.
09:17Not one samosa.
09:18Brother, give us some money.
09:20Go away.
09:21Don't talk nonsense.
09:22Go.
09:23Did you hear what my brother-in-law said?
09:25I don't want to say anything.
09:27But Nehal has heard it all.
09:29You should hear it too.
09:30Don't talk to me.
09:31I don't talk to anyone for no reason.
09:33When it comes to samosas,
09:34don't try to talk to me.
09:36I don't want to listen to your nonsense.
09:37And you?
09:38What do you think of yourself?
09:39You are trying to talk to me for no reason.
09:41My brother-in-law has told me not to talk to anyone.
09:43She talks so short.
09:46Listen to me.
09:47Pack five samosas.
09:48I will get it.
09:49Pack five samosas.
09:50You will get it.
09:51I didn't cook anything at home today.
09:53Don't come home and eat my food.
09:56Did anyone see you?
09:57What?
09:58I will eat your food.
10:03Pack five samosas.
10:04Give us some money.
10:05Give us some money.
10:06Give us some money.
10:07Give us some money.
10:08Give us some money.
10:09Give us some money.
10:10Give us some money.
10:11Give us some money.
10:12How did you get the money?
10:16This one or that one?
10:18This one.
10:19This one is from Bazaar.
10:21And that one?
10:22That one is also from Bazaar.
10:23What is the difference?
10:24This one is from Bazaar.
10:25This one is from Bazaar.
10:29There is a difference of two samosas.
10:31Don't you want to cut anything from Punjab?
10:32No.
10:34By the way, I have brought the money from Dollar Tree.
10:37What is this old purchase of yours?
10:41Brother, you have brought fritters.
10:44What is this nonsense?
10:47Brother, what kind of fritters are these?
10:49Brother, you think they are old?
10:50I have sold them for Rs. 8000.
10:52Okay.
10:53You are my brother.
10:54I will give you Rs. 2500 for fritters.
10:57Where will you get the rest?
11:00Haroon sir, the market rate is very high today.
11:02The market rate is very high.
11:03I think, I am not able to understand a little bit.
11:08What is the rate of the fritters?
11:10I don't want any rate.
11:11What?
11:12You can get whatever you want.
11:13Or you can get my money.
11:16In the whole world, there are many Muslim countries.
11:18They do one thing which I like a lot.
11:20What?
11:21And I really want that the rich people should do the same in Pakistan.
11:26What do they do in many countries?
11:28The rich people.
11:29The Muslim countries.
11:30When Ramzan comes, they change all the furniture of their house.
11:34And before doing that, all the furniture of their house,
11:38even if it was taken last year, it was not that bad.
11:41They keep it outside.
11:42They keep it outside, yes.
11:43So, whoever needs it, they come and take it.
11:46Brother, you will see.
11:47This is a new thing.
11:49I will give it to people.
11:55Why is there no samosa?
11:57It is better now.
11:58By the will of God, I will get a holiday till tomorrow.
12:01Do you talk to a singer like this?
12:04Treat him with love.
12:06A singer doesn't talk to anyone with his ears closed.
12:09Okay, brother, give me a samosa.
12:13Brother, you are taking samosa for the first time.
12:15It is time for the iftar.
12:17I was thinking where I will go.
12:19I will sit here.
12:20Brother, pack it.
12:21You will eat it here.
12:22I will eat it here.
12:23Don't cry.
12:26Brother, I will sit here and talk to you.
12:28I will sit here and talk to you.
12:29The iftar will be over by then.
12:30Come on, let's go.
12:31Look, he has brought samosa.
12:32He is punishing us so much.
12:33Give it to me, brother.
12:38Samosa, samosa, samosa.
12:40Pakodas, pakodas.
12:42Pakodas, pakodas.
12:44Madam, there is a shop behind me.
12:46Shall we go inside?
12:47No, let's go to the shopping mall first.
12:49We will come at the end.
12:50Sure.
12:51Pakodas are also very good.
12:53So, let's go inside the shop and see.
12:55Samosa is also looking good.
12:57Let's go to the first floor.
13:00Come on, brother.
13:01The family is well-organized.
13:03He has entered the shopping mall.
13:05Home decor.
13:07Home decor.
13:08Madam, home decoration is very good.
13:10Let's go to his basement and see.
13:15Brother, keep this in the fridge.
13:17What will be the use of this?
13:18Brother, guests will come and see.
13:21They will say that he eats eggs.
13:27Come ahead.
13:28Madam, there is a shop of crockery.
13:30It's time for breakfast.
13:33Look, he is such a nice man.
13:35He is fine even with one samosa.
13:39Samosa, samosa.
13:42Pakodas and hot samosa.
13:44Let's see Mr. Doc's samosas.
13:46Have you heard of potato and minced meat?
13:48His samosas are by-pass.
13:49Really?
13:50Give me some more chutney.
13:53He will be back soon.
13:55Brother, we left for window shopping today.
13:58Okay.
13:59But madam is in a hurry.
14:01So, we need some samosas from you.
14:02Order, order.
14:03Come.
14:04How many do you want, sir?
14:06Which shapes do you have?
14:08There is a pointed one and a broad shape.
14:10Broad shape.
14:11Wow, wow.
14:12He is a good salesman.
14:14Okay.
14:15And how much is the pointed one?
14:16According to the price.
14:19Okay, I will take samosas from you.
14:21Yes, yes.
14:22But tell me about this samosa.
14:25Should I tell you about it?
14:27Yes.
14:28First of all, this samosa.
14:30Yes, yes.
14:31This is eaten by Lord Martin Borton.
14:33Lord Martin Borton.
14:34He takes samosas from you.
14:36So, you give him a degree as well.
14:39Madam, see something else.
14:41Let's talk to him.
14:43Go there?
14:44Yes.
14:45I think, just listen to the history.
14:48Madam, I think you should look for samosas from there.
14:50They look fresh to me.
14:52Yes, yes. Look there.
14:53I know that.
14:54See, there is a pan and a stove.
14:56I am cutting fresh samosas here.
14:57Fresh is better.
15:01Samosas, samosas, samosas.
15:03First, the fritters.
15:04Fritters.
15:05Fritters.
15:06Samosas, fritters.
15:07Fritters.
15:08Fritters.
15:09History samosas.
15:10History samosas.
15:14Is this an eaten samosa?
15:16No, no.
15:17This is not eaten.
15:18What is the price of this?
15:20Rs. 50.
15:21Madam, we are going to Arsalan Bhai's house.
15:24There will be 24-25 people there.
15:26So, there should be at least 15 samosas.
15:28So, you will take 20 or 15?
15:30We will take 15.
15:3115.
15:32Is this done?
15:33Done.
15:34Okay.
15:35There are 5 samosas.
15:36I will get fresh samosas.
15:38They are in the back garden.
15:39Okay.
15:40You take care of the shop.
15:42Anita, take it first.
15:43Fritters, fritters.
15:44Fritters, fritters.
15:45We are making fritters.
15:46Okay.
15:47Who eats fritters and fritters in Aftar?
15:49I don't understand.
15:50Our production people eat more.
15:53Brother, you are right.
15:54If you want to stay here, then stay here.
15:56We are also here.
15:58How much for 10 samosas?
16:01I don't have cash.
16:02Will you give me this cheque?
16:05You give me your account number.
16:06I will transfer it to you.
16:08No, no.
16:09Not like this.
16:10I will deposit the money.
16:11Transfer it first.
16:12No, no.
16:13You know what?
16:14I don't want to work.
16:15I want to eat samosas.
16:16Brother, listen to me.
16:17Keep this cheque with you.
16:19Keep this in advance.
16:20What?
16:21Keep this in advance.
16:23Where will you keep it?
16:24I will give it to you after the delivery.
16:26Okay.
16:27You have to give me Rs. 400.
16:28I have to give it.
16:29I have to give it.
16:31Give this cap to someone else.
16:34He will get angry.
16:39I will keep it myself.
16:41Don't touch the stuff.
16:42I have kept it properly.
16:43I will break it in front of you.
16:46Give it to me.
16:47You are giving it from the bottom.
16:48Give it to the one who has kept the display.
16:50No, no.
16:51You are giving it to me.
16:52You are giving it to me.
16:53Yes.
16:56This is a good thing.
16:57What is this?
16:58You want this?
16:59What?
17:00You have kept the good stuff at the bottom.
17:03What did you do?
17:04I have to listen to you.
17:05I am giving you the stuff.
17:07Don't touch it.
17:08I have to take it.
17:09You have kept it at the bottom of the crate.
17:11You don't pay me for this.
17:13Chutneys.
17:14Take this.
17:152, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 chutneys.
17:25How is it?
17:26I have brought it fresh.
17:28Take this.
17:30This is 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10, 15.
17:32Wait a minute.
17:33I was thinking that Mr. Arsalan has cholesterol.
17:36So, let's minus two samosas for him.
17:38Absolutely.
17:39The rest will be kids.
17:40So, three kids for one samosa.
17:41No.
17:42Aunt Ayesha is also not coming.
17:43Okay.
17:44Four plus three is seven.
17:45There is eight at the back.
17:47Oh, yes.
17:48His wife has died.
17:49Samosas.
17:52No, no.
17:53That was done earlier.
17:54So, minus two for him.
17:55Okay.
17:56So, it's ten.
17:57Okay.
17:58You give him five samosas.
17:59What is this?
18:00What is this?
18:03I have brought samosas from so far.
18:04Petrol expenses.
18:05So, how much petrol must have been spent?
18:07You pack these five samosas and give it to me.
18:09I will return the delivery.
18:13Brother.
18:14Yes, yes.
18:16What is this?
18:18The shop is closed.
18:21Brother.
18:22What is this?
18:23I have to return the samosas.
18:24The receipt is here.
18:25There is a tag.
18:27So, who will take it?
18:28Brother, there is a party going on.
18:30There is a party going on.
18:31I have locked the showroom.
18:33Brother, I will get defaulter.
18:34No, no.
18:35I will not take it.
18:36I have eaten a little.
18:37I am saying four hundred.
18:38Give it to me.
18:39Brother Arsalan's wife has died.
18:40Please return it.
18:41Now that she has died,
18:42eating samosas looks good.
18:45Brother, I have taken it from you.
18:47I have emptied it last night.
18:48I will also die.
18:50Brother, you leave from here.
18:51Keep the samosas.
18:52Keep it in the chutney.
18:53It is free.
18:54Brother, give me the chutney.
18:55Give the chutney to you.
19:01Viewers, take a short break.
19:03We will meet after the break.
19:06We will meet after the break.
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