- 9 months ago
When rapper Mike Massacre (Keraun Harris) is fired, his baby mama gives him an ultimatum: get signed by his 30th birthday or give up rap forever. --- b3xq-9dwg
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00:00:00Mike, Mike, Mike, did you hear anything I just told you?
00:00:29No.
00:00:30I told you, you're fired.
00:00:31Fired?
00:00:32Fired for what?
00:00:33Great.
00:00:34Thank you so much.
00:00:35You're very welcome.
00:00:36Oh.
00:00:37I'm so starving.
00:00:38And you know what?
00:00:39You have a nice day.
00:00:40What the fuck?
00:00:41Oh, there's Hennessy right here, man.
00:00:42Cause I'm gone off the henny, gone off the henny, gone off the henny, gone off the henny.
00:01:05Take this Hennessy, bitch.
00:01:06You want the Hennessy, bitch.
00:01:07Get the fuck out.
00:01:08Oh, come on.
00:01:09Don't do me like that.
00:01:10All of us have a cloud.
00:01:11Come on.
00:01:12I'm telling you, if we received another complaint, we're going to have to let you go.
00:01:15Man, fuck you.
00:01:16And fuck this job.
00:01:17When I blow up, I'm going to have a high 16 for your ass.
00:01:21I'm going to take this fucking shirt.
00:01:31Can I have my last check, though?
00:01:37Give me my goddamn check.
00:01:42Fuck you.
00:01:43Fuck you.
00:01:44Fuck you.
00:01:45Fuck you.
00:01:47Fuck you.
00:01:48Fuck you.
00:01:49♪♪
00:01:59♪♪
00:02:09♪♪
00:02:19There you are.
00:02:21Like I was saying, you can come over later if you want to.
00:02:24Daddy!
00:02:25Oh, my baby girl.
00:02:27Oh, Simba.
00:02:30What's up?
00:02:31Are you going to let me in your mixtape?
00:02:33What you going to do?
00:02:34I got bars.
00:02:36Oh, well, let me hear them.
00:02:38I can rap just like my dad.
00:02:41I make you smile, you won't be sad.
00:02:43Oh, I got to put you in the studio ASAP.
00:02:47Can I go today, Daddy?
00:02:49Not today, but if you keep working, you'll be the new Nicki Minaj.
00:02:53Can you make a rap about me?
00:02:55Of course. Give me a beat.
00:02:59I got a baby girl named Kennedy.
00:03:01If you love her, then use a friend in me.
00:03:03And if you don't, then use a hater.
00:03:07Don't nobody want to hear them weak-ass bars.
00:03:09Them bars are weak as fuck.
00:03:13Man, what did I tell y'all about cursing in front of her?
00:03:15Fuck you, nigga.
00:03:19You don't tell me shit.
00:03:20You don't tell her shit, okay?
00:03:22She is an independent woman.
00:03:24I-N-D-E-P-E-E-E-E-N.
00:03:30E-I-N.
00:03:31Damn, girl.
00:03:32It don't matter. She got her own.
00:03:35All right, look, baby.
00:03:36Go to your room and play, and Daddy will say bye to you before you leave, okay?
00:03:39Okay.
00:03:40Go ahead.
00:03:42What are you doing over here anyway?
00:03:44Man, what are you doing over here anyway?
00:03:46Don't you got somewhere you live?
00:03:47I ain't got to explain to you.
00:03:48Boy, bye, okay?
00:03:50I can be here whenever I want to.
00:03:51She is my best friend, so fuck you.
00:03:53Yeah, and where is my raggedy $200?
00:03:56I ain't got it.
00:03:58You ain't got it.
00:03:59Of course you ain't got it, because you broke.
00:04:01Just another rapper rapping about shit he don't have, like, money.
00:04:05And you better not be spending my child support money on your weak-ass rap career.
00:04:09No, I got fired.
00:04:11Again, Mike? For real?
00:04:13Your dumb ass is probably somewhere trying to perform your weak-ass bars to somebody in their living room.
00:04:18Henny-deck. Henny-henny-deck.
00:04:20Henny-deck. Henny-deck.
00:04:26Are you serious? You really did that?
00:04:28You really thought that was okay to do?
00:04:30Man, you ain't gonna say nothing when I blow up, though.
00:04:32But you not gonna blow up. You almost 30 now, still trying to pop.
00:04:36You ain't even locally famous.
00:04:372 Chainz was 34 when he finally popped.
00:04:39But you ain't 2 Chainz.
00:04:41But I...
00:04:42My ass. I'm about to put your ass on the state.
00:04:45Boop.
00:04:46Come on, don't do me like that.
00:04:49Girl, I told you you should have been fucking with drug dealers or scammers.
00:04:54At least them niggas got real bread.
00:04:56I mean, they may have to do a bid.
00:04:58But before that, you'll be stunting, bitch.
00:05:00Mike, why don't you just take that call, send a job I was telling you about.
00:05:04I could hook you up.
00:05:07Yeah, Spence, can you just give me your expiration date?
00:05:09I can finally close my first deal.
00:05:11Oh, yes.
00:05:13Hello?
00:05:14Hello?
00:05:16Morning, Mike.
00:05:19How you doing, sir?
00:05:20Did you catch the big game?
00:05:21Boy, did I. That boy Thompson's a big galoot.
00:05:26You beat me by half a point on fantasy football.
00:05:29Shucks.
00:05:30I just knew I'd get you.
00:05:31Bet you did, sir.
00:05:33Hey, listen.
00:05:34I'm going to need you to come in this weekend.
00:05:36I need someone to file the LOB reports before the audit on Monday.
00:05:41Oh, sheesh.
00:05:43I was planning on going hiking this weekend, sir.
00:05:46This is the seventh weekend in a row you've put me on the schedule.
00:05:50Gee willikers, why me, sir?
00:05:52Because you're a bitch, Mike.
00:05:58That I am, sir.
00:06:02Oh, what the hey, anything for the team.
00:06:05I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
00:06:08Then how am I supposed to get my money?
00:06:10I'm not playing with you, Mike.
00:06:11You need to get a real job.
00:06:13All right, look.
00:06:16If I don't sign a major deal by my 30th birthday,
00:06:19I'll quit rapping and I'll get a regular job.
00:06:23You'll be 30 in a couple of days.
00:06:25Don't nobody want to hear no 30-year-old rapper, boo-boo.
00:06:28Wait, wait, wait.
00:06:29You should take this bet,
00:06:30because he got just as much of a chance at getting signed as Tyga does
00:06:33winning Album of the Year.
00:06:35Damn.
00:06:36Okay, I like that.
00:06:38All right, Mike.
00:06:39If you don't get signed by your birthday,
00:06:41you have to give up all these ideas of wanting to be a rapper
00:06:45and go work at the call center.
00:06:46Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:47I didn't say the call center.
00:06:48Okay, that's fine.
00:06:49I'll just put you on a state then.
00:06:51Bloop.
00:06:52Fine.
00:06:54You always been a dreaming-ass nigga.
00:06:57Man, you a fucking nightmare.
00:06:59What?
00:07:00Nothing, nothing.
00:07:02Man, why you so confrontational?
00:07:03Mm-hmm, I thought so.
00:07:05Go say bye to Kennedy
00:07:06and then get your sorry ass out of my house,
00:07:09because I'm expecting company.
00:07:11Hey, hey, hey.
00:07:12You better not be no niggas around my daughter.
00:07:14I know that.
00:07:15Oh, it's going to be a real nigga around your daughter
00:07:17for the first time in her life ever.
00:07:19And where's your real nigga?
00:07:21Matter of fact, where's any nigga?
00:07:23Get the fuck out of my face, you bald-headed-ass bitch.
00:07:25Fucking peacock-built-ass bitch.
00:07:27That ain't no fucking Malaysian there.
00:07:28That's German Shepherd.
00:07:29Yeah, I know.
00:07:30Who ain't bye?
00:07:32Yeah, I thought so.
00:07:33Go on, girl.
00:07:34Don't listen to him.
00:07:35Get your ass on.
00:07:36Kennedy, come say bye to Daddy.
00:07:38Kennedy, come say bye to Daddy.
00:07:42You're leaving already?
00:07:43Yeah, Daddy got to go to the studio.
00:07:45But look, if you see any strange men around,
00:07:47they ain't your uncle.
00:07:48So you tell Daddy ASAP, okay?
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51All right, give me some.
00:07:56All right, go play, okay?
00:07:57Okay.
00:08:02Man, fuck.
00:08:09Bro, you ready?
00:08:10You got something for me?
00:08:11Hey, man, this beat right here
00:08:12gonna get you all the hoes.
00:08:14All the hoes?
00:08:15All the hoes, man.
00:08:16Let's go.
00:08:17I got something written up right now, book.
00:08:21You know, Booker, you a real nigga.
00:08:23I'm...
00:08:24Mike Maska, I'm definitely a real nigga.
00:08:27Real niggas, we got to have, like, an anthem.
00:08:29Something that when we get in the club,
00:08:31niggas be like,
00:08:32this song is for us.
00:08:34And Mike Maska gonna give it to you.
00:08:36And Mike Maska gonna give it to you.
00:08:38Hey.
00:08:39I'm a real nigga
00:08:40I'm a, I'm a real nigga
00:08:42I'm a real nigga
00:08:43I'm a, I'm a real nigga
00:08:45I'm a real nigga
00:08:46I'm a, I'm a real nigga
00:08:48I'm a real nigga
00:08:49I'm a, I'm a real nigga
00:08:51I'm a real nigga
00:08:52I'm a, I'm a real nigga
00:08:54I'm a real nigga
00:08:55I'm a, I'm a real nigga
00:08:57I'm a real nigga
00:08:58I'm a, I'm a real nigga
00:09:00When you see me in the streets, you know I'm real
00:09:03Ain't nothin' bought me plastic, ain't nothin' material
00:09:06I'm a real nigga, dog, like a motherfuckin' G
00:09:09Ain't no Frake Wrestling, ain't no WWE
00:09:12I'm real boss, like Vincent Mann, Aloe Blacc, Moon Bitch
00:09:16I'm the man
00:09:17I'm the, I'm the man, what's up?
00:09:19No, nigga. No.
00:09:20Hey, I'm killin' it, what's up?
00:09:21Why you turn the beat off?
00:09:22Do you hear yourself?
00:09:23I mean, you rappin' about toys and WWE and Aloe Blacc
00:09:27The fuck are you talking about, my nigga?
00:09:29Man, listen, you don't understand the song said,
00:09:31I'm a real nigga
00:09:32What real nigga raps about Mattel?
00:09:35Mattel is a parent company for Barbie and Ken
00:09:37You get, Barbie and Ken
00:09:39That's fucked up, boogie, that's real fucked up
00:09:42I bet in all the history of hip-hop
00:09:44There's been no rapper that has used the word Mattel
00:09:47Turn the beat back on and don't turn it off on me again
00:09:50Nah, okay?
00:09:51Cause you sound more retarded than Gucci Mane
00:09:53What?
00:09:54And the fact that you can sound more retarded than Gucci Mane
00:09:56You don't call nobody Gucci Mane retarded
00:09:58So you call a man retarded
00:09:59You know, I'd rather be radio retarded
00:10:01Forrest Gump retarded
00:10:02But you don't call me Gucci Mane retarded?
00:10:04That's disrespectful, see
00:10:05But if I come up in here and knock your ass out
00:10:06Then I'll be wrong
00:10:07You know what, fuck you, man
00:10:08Fuck me?
00:10:09Fuck you
00:10:10No, no, no, fuck you, okay?
00:10:11Cause this whole shit is fucked up, alright?
00:10:13This is gonna be fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked
00:10:14Through the whole record
00:10:15We just gonna call this record fucked up
00:10:16Because it's gonna be all fucked up
00:10:18You gonna be fucked, I'm gonna be fucked
00:10:19Let's just be fucked, right?
00:10:21Now, start the beat, man
00:10:22I'm gonna switch it up for you
00:10:23And you gonna stop fucking up my shit
00:10:25Cause you fucking up my shit right now
00:10:26Alright, whatever, man
00:10:28And don't bark
00:10:29I was just barking to try to show him
00:10:30I'm a big dog
00:10:31I'm a big dog
00:10:32You acting like I said I was a puppy
00:10:33I didn't say I was a puppy
00:10:34I didn't puppy you
00:10:35Breathe, nigga
00:10:36Man, put another beat on
00:10:40Ooh
00:10:41You know what?
00:10:42I'm gonna change it up
00:10:43Since you don't like what I wrote
00:10:44I'ma freestyle
00:10:46Ooh, you know what I'm saying?
00:10:48You ready?
00:10:49Let's go
00:10:50Why you never seen no black cops?
00:10:52Because I'm playing black ops
00:10:54Why you never seen no black cops?
00:10:55Yeah, I'm playing black ops
00:10:57PS2, PS3
00:10:59Boy, I'm playing black ops
00:11:00That black ops, that black ops
00:11:02Yeah, I'm playing black ops
00:11:04That black ops, that black ops
00:11:06Yeah, I'm playing black ops
00:11:07Poor little Tink Tink still at it, huh?
00:11:09Fool got fired from his job
00:11:11Then told his baby mama that he'll get signed
00:11:13Or she can put him on child support
00:11:14Ha, she might as well file them papers now
00:11:16I'll shoot you, little boy
00:11:18I don't care if you 13
00:11:20Knock your motherfucking ass out so clean
00:11:23Why do you even produce this shit?
00:11:25That's my boy
00:11:26I can't just tell him he trash
00:11:28Uh, yeah you can
00:11:30And if he was really your boy
00:11:31You would tell him the truth
00:11:32Doing the kid shot in my hood
00:11:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, man
00:11:37You ain't gonna keep doing this
00:11:38When I'm up in pocket
00:11:39I'm in pocket right now
00:11:40In pocket?
00:11:41Then you need to put those lyrics in your pocket
00:11:42Cause that shit is trash
00:11:43Man, fuck you, I fuck
00:11:45Ooh
00:11:49Why you looking at my sister like that?
00:11:52What's good, baby girl?
00:11:54Not your lyrics
00:11:56Now why you gotta be so salty?
00:11:58I'm not being salty
00:12:00I'm just letting you know
00:12:01What my buckethead ass brother want
00:12:03You're a terrible rapper
00:12:05Like trash
00:12:06Basura
00:12:07Spasatura
00:12:08Maiko
00:12:09Pool play
00:12:10Pool
00:12:11Taka-taka
00:12:12Listen, I don't know what the fuck you talking about
00:12:13I called you trash
00:12:14In English, Spanish, Italian, Russian, German, and Swahili
00:12:18Mm, Swahili, huh?
00:12:20So how you say trash in Swahili again?
00:12:22Taka-taka
00:12:23Well, look
00:12:25You call me trash
00:12:26You say taka-taka
00:12:28But if I get that chop on your man's head
00:12:30He'll go blaka, blaka, blaka
00:12:33Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop
00:12:37What made you learn all them languages anyway?
00:12:39Last time you were here
00:12:40I decided to look them up
00:12:41To let you know that you were trash
00:12:42From all around the globe
00:12:43Cause English just wasn't gonna cut it
00:12:45Mm
00:12:46When you gonna let me fuck, though?
00:12:48Hey, nigga, this is my sister
00:12:49Man, I don't care
00:12:50I'm trying to be your stepdaddy
00:12:51Now take your ass to your room
00:12:52Before I give you my belt
00:12:53Very disrespectful
00:12:54First of all
00:12:55You are never gonna fuck, okay?
00:12:57Mm
00:12:58And why is that?
00:12:59Because I don't fuck with rappers
00:13:00But even if I did
00:13:02I wouldn't fuck with a trash-ass rapper like you
00:13:05But I ain't trash, though
00:13:07Man, you went from talking about police brutality
00:13:09To video games
00:13:10And sex in the same 16
00:13:12Man, you know what?
00:13:13I call that range, my brother
00:13:15Shiiiit
00:13:17You know what?
00:13:19I got something for you, Candy
00:13:21Don't want it, I don't want it
00:13:22Bryce Tiller mix
00:13:24Where I can sing to you
00:13:27Ew
00:13:28You know what?
00:13:33This goes out to a special lady
00:13:35Drop that boogie
00:13:39Baby, take care of that pussy
00:13:45So I can eat that pussy
00:13:50I mean, like, on the low, it kinda goes
00:13:53Shut up, boogie
00:13:54Baby, I would never beat the pussy up, pussy up
00:13:57I just wanna show the pussy love, pussy love
00:14:00Get a pussy, gold medal, gold medal
00:14:03Put that pussy right on the pedestal, pedestal
00:14:06Pedestal, on the pedestal
00:14:07Ay, come on, man
00:14:09Look, you don't put your assy fingers on my shit
00:14:12You're not gonna fuck
00:14:13Come on, look, I ain't gonna use no condom
00:14:15I'm gonna shoot the club all up
00:14:17You know, she doesn't want herpes, so, no, thank you
00:14:21Hey, bro
00:14:22You don't stop trying to smash my sister, man
00:14:24Man, she know she want this
00:14:25But on the real, though
00:14:27That last one kinda went
00:14:30But it's not you, so
00:14:32Hey, look, man, I'm trying to make a hit
00:14:33I don't care what they mean
00:14:34As long as they spell my name right on the checks, I'm good
00:14:36Man, but if you don't care what you sound like
00:14:38What's the purpose of doing music?
00:14:40For money
00:14:42Look, when Pink first came out, she was an R&B singer
00:14:44There you go, looking pitiful
00:14:47Hey, hey, hey, man, I ain't ask you to audition
00:14:49This ain't American Idol
00:14:50But, yeah, she was an R&B singer first
00:14:52And then, once she made the money
00:14:54She started making music she wanted to make
00:14:55But you not Pink
00:14:56You could just be you right off the jail
00:14:58Yeah, shut the fuck up
00:14:59I don't give a goddamn
00:15:00I'm trying to make money
00:15:01You know about goddamn child support
00:15:03You don't know shit
00:15:04Okay, alright, that's real talk
00:15:05But I'm just saying
00:15:06How the hell you gonna get signed?
00:15:08You ain't never met anybody in the industry
00:15:11Ever
00:15:12Not once
00:15:16I mean, we could re-release Henny Dick
00:15:18You know, that was a banger
00:15:19Nigga, ain't nobody listened to Henny Dick the first time you released it
00:15:22You know what? I got it
00:15:24We re-release Henny Dick, right?
00:15:26That's what I'm saying
00:15:27Get seven plays, then you're signed
00:15:29Man, shut the fuck up
00:15:30Okay, alright
00:15:31How about this?
00:15:33Battle rap
00:15:34Man, I don't know how to battle rap
00:15:36Come with me
00:15:38Dream with me
00:15:39I'm trying
00:15:40This is what we gonna do
00:15:41I'm gonna show you the vision
00:15:42Okay
00:15:43So we're gonna go to the battle rap, right?
00:15:45Okay
00:15:46I'm gonna record you on my Boost Mobile phone
00:15:48Oh shit
00:15:49I got the upgrade, you can see
00:15:50You can record on this one
00:15:51Okay
00:15:52I'm gonna upload it on Facebook
00:15:54Facebook
00:15:55It's gonna go viral
00:15:57Viral
00:15:58Then Nick Cannon gonna see it
00:16:00Incredible
00:16:01Incredible
00:16:02You're gonna get signed to Incredible
00:16:11Yo, where the rap battle at?
00:16:19It's inside, yo
00:16:20You ain't gotta be all rude, man
00:16:22We might jump your ass someday
00:16:24Try me, nigga
00:16:25Come on, let's go
00:16:26I ain't say today
00:16:30Fuck this nigga
00:16:31And fuck his life
00:16:32Before the battle started
00:16:34I fucked his wife
00:16:37Come on, guys
00:16:38That's not true
00:16:39That's not true
00:16:45Why you even on stage, nigga?
00:16:47Why you even try this?
00:16:48You soft serve, bitch
00:16:50You like vanilla ices
00:16:53Did he just say vanilla ices?
00:16:54Oh, shit
00:16:57Are you gonna cry now, little bitch?
00:16:59I wouldn't act surprised
00:17:01But you better yell color money
00:17:02Or you get slammed like pie
00:17:10Look, I'm gonna take it easy now
00:17:12I ain't gonna finish you off
00:17:14Cause I see you're Baywatching
00:17:16Call me David Hasselhoff
00:17:31Might have made him kill himself
00:17:33Did you kill yourself, nigga?
00:17:35I find that kinda odd
00:17:37I guess me and my nigga Boogie
00:17:39We the suicide squad
00:17:47Nigga
00:17:48Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:17:49Are you ready for this shit?
00:17:50Cause these niggas is going in
00:17:51You wanna battle me, homes?
00:17:53Knock that shit off
00:17:54Before I drive past the Trump rally
00:17:56And drop your ass off
00:17:58Who I look like, cat?
00:17:59Y'all got me out here fighting kids?
00:18:01Kneecaps bigger than her titties is
00:18:04I go this way
00:18:05And come back
00:18:06I go this way
00:18:07And then
00:18:09Drop me off at the Trump rally?
00:18:11I seen that coming all along
00:18:13But you can't even drive
00:18:14You look like you be barbecuing, dog
00:18:16I bet your drawers is hella shitty
00:18:19Cause you smell like shit
00:18:21But on a serious note
00:18:23When was the last time you seen your dick?
00:18:28Looking like a broke-ass snoop from The Wire
00:18:30Dreads is on some other shit
00:18:32They need to be set on fire
00:18:33Fuck bitches with a strap on
00:18:35And you think you a real man?
00:18:37That's not real
00:18:39Man
00:18:40Oh
00:18:47Alright, y'all calm down
00:18:49Calm the fuck down
00:18:50Shit
00:18:51Alright
00:18:52You ready?
00:18:53Yeah, yeah, I'm ready
00:18:54Alright man, you better bring it
00:18:55I'm gonna bring it
00:18:56Alright
00:18:57Mike Massacre
00:19:01Alright
00:19:02Alright, alright, alright
00:19:03So we coming through
00:19:04Y'all get in y'all positions
00:19:05Y'all look each other up in the eyes
00:19:06Like men
00:19:07Real dogs
00:19:08Real lions
00:19:09You know what I'm saying?
00:19:10Okay, to my right
00:19:11We got my dude
00:19:12Coming all the way from the back of the room
00:19:14White privilege
00:19:15Give it up for white privilege, y'all
00:19:16That's my dog
00:19:18That's my dog
00:19:19And you know we can't end this thing
00:19:21Without going to the black sheep, the black goat
00:19:23The greatest of all time
00:19:25He gonna bring it
00:19:26I want y'all to give it up for my dog
00:19:28Mike Massacre
00:19:35Thanks Boogie
00:19:37We in here, we in here
00:19:38So we did the coin flip in the back of my man Mike
00:19:40He got it
00:19:41The ball is on his court
00:19:42So what we doing my man?
00:19:43Let the Justin Bieber ass nigga go first, man
00:19:49I like the name calling
00:19:51White privilege, what we doing?
00:19:52Come on
00:19:54This my first battle
00:19:57And you know what today
00:20:00Today I get to battle
00:20:03Younger
00:20:04Broker
00:20:05Fake ass
00:20:06D-Ray
00:20:09Shit
00:20:13You light skin with tattoos
00:20:15How the fuck you know that?
00:20:16You got a muscular figure
00:20:19You trying to be my man crush?
00:20:21You broke ass
00:20:24Nigga
00:20:27Hey man, come on man
00:20:28Y'all got a tag team in this shit, man
00:20:29Y'all can't do two in one
00:20:31You lost
00:20:32Fuck you and fuck you man
00:20:34You ain't straight up
00:20:35What you looking at?
00:20:38Get the fuck off
00:20:39Hey man, seriously
00:20:40Thank you so much
00:20:41Anytime you need a nigga pass
00:20:42Holler at me, alright?
00:20:43I'm your nigga pass
00:20:44Don't say that shit, I'm your boy, alright?
00:20:45Listen, you ain't gotta say it
00:20:46You have to say it
00:20:47I'll beat your ass
00:20:48Hey check it out, check it out
00:20:49What's up?
00:20:50Get your white ass out of here
00:20:51Yeah, for sure
00:20:52Damn man
00:20:53What the fuck was that?
00:20:55Man, you see how they double teamed me in there?
00:20:57Yeah, white boy bagged your ass man
00:20:59But it's already blowing up on the gram though
00:21:01How'd it get there so fast?
00:21:03Boogie, it's cause you posted the shit
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Nigga, you about to get so many followers
00:21:07From Baller Alert, nigga?
00:21:08Nigga, they tagged you
00:21:10You know what?
00:21:11I'll delete it
00:21:12Man, it's too late
00:21:13Boogie, everybody gonna see that, man
00:21:16Alright, I'm gonna do you one better
00:21:17I'm gonna shout you out
00:21:18When I get all the followers
00:21:19I'm just gonna direct them right back to you
00:21:30Fuck
00:21:57Man, that's some bullshit, man
00:21:58Y'all can't fucking tag me
00:21:59Fucking Boogie, man
00:22:10No boys want them mixtapes, man
00:22:12I got that OG Mike Maska new mixtape
00:22:14Yeah, with the smash hit Henny dick
00:22:16Know somebody want a mixtape
00:22:18Oh, hey fam
00:22:19I need you to come listen to my mixtape right now
00:22:21He called you back as a nigga selling shit
00:22:23Aw, come on, come on, bro
00:22:24OG Mike Maska, bro
00:22:28Okay
00:22:30Oh, you walking me down
00:22:31You walking me the fuck down
00:22:32I'm walking you down
00:22:33You walking me down
00:22:35Oh, look
00:22:36You should listen to my new mixtape
00:22:37It's called Henny dick
00:22:38Oh, yeah, I love rap music
00:22:40Oh, well, you're in luck
00:22:41It's only $5
00:22:42Oh, well, perfect
00:22:43Oh my god, thank you
00:22:45Aw, you're welcome
00:22:46Of course
00:22:48I love supporting underground artists
00:22:50Really
00:22:51Hey, thank you
00:22:56Nigga, this shit is trash
00:22:57Nigga, kill yourself
00:22:58Please, suicide
00:23:00Damn
00:23:01Nigga, I have no shotgun, pills
00:23:03Nigga, whatever it is
00:23:04You got to die today
00:23:06Still walking down
00:23:07Still walking
00:23:08Come on up, nigga
00:23:09Come on
00:23:11Hey, who did the beat?
00:23:12Me and my boy Boogie on the beat
00:23:14Boogie on the beat, huh?
00:23:16Yo, my man, my man
00:23:17Need you to listen to my mixtape, fam
00:23:19Tell me what you think
00:23:21Fire
00:23:27What the fuck?
00:23:28You fucking up my buzz, man
00:23:30What you talking about?
00:23:31Take this $5
00:23:32You're going to need it more than me, man
00:23:35That's fucked up, man
00:23:36Let me go back to sleep
00:23:38Fuck you
00:23:39Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
00:23:42Dab with your leg up
00:23:43Dab with your leg up
00:23:46Sick
00:23:47Oh, man, I told you
00:23:48Look, I knew I had that sick fool look
00:23:50No, it's making me sick
00:23:52Huh?
00:23:53Oh, oh, what the?
00:23:54Oh, I buy your mixtape
00:23:56But you're going to have to hit this
00:24:00And does that beer save the flavor?
00:24:03Because I'm going to ride your face
00:24:05Ah, ah, ah, ah
00:24:07Slide
00:24:08Ah, ah, ah, ah
00:24:10Man
00:24:13I see what you're doing
00:24:15I see it
00:24:16I see how they're hustling, boy
00:24:17I see what you're doing
00:24:18And I know you want one, boy
00:24:19They're only $5
00:24:20I'm about to get you one right now
00:24:22$5?
00:24:24Yeah, they're $5
00:24:25I really didn't even like it that much
00:24:27When I think about it
00:24:28I didn't like it that much
00:24:29But fam, you was just dancing to it
00:24:31Nigga, I'm a dancer
00:24:32If I didn't hear no music
00:24:33I'd still be getting my shit in
00:24:35$5?
00:24:36Footlongs cost $5
00:24:38Not that bullshit
00:24:39Take it out of the collection
00:24:40Play that church
00:24:41Young Mike Massey
00:24:42I'm fast like the flashy
00:24:44Watch me become assy
00:24:45Hey, baby, I need you
00:24:46Come listen to my mixtape
00:24:47I have a boyfriend
00:24:48And ain't nobody trying to fuck
00:24:52Maybe I am trying to fuck
00:24:54Hey, motherfucker
00:24:55What?
00:24:56Nigga, you think I'm supposed to be scared of you, nigga?
00:24:58Huh?
00:25:02Man, I didn't mean to do that
00:25:04I got a whole family at the crib
00:25:05I got a little daughter, man
00:25:06They got me on child support
00:25:07Hold on, hold on, wait, wait
00:25:08Child support?
00:25:09Yeah
00:25:11Two payments behind myself, my dude
00:25:12I understand, man
00:25:13Oh, man, bro
00:25:14You do your thing, my dude
00:25:15Hey, I appreciate that, bro
00:25:16I appreciate it
00:25:17Thanks for not whooping my ass
00:25:18No problem, brother
00:25:19No problem
00:25:20Bitch ass, nigga
00:25:25Hey, my man, my man, my man
00:25:27Sorry, I don't give any money to the homeless
00:25:28You'll probably go and buy drugs with it
00:25:29No, no, no, I'm not homeless
00:25:30It's my mixtape
00:25:31Oh, you're a rapper?
00:25:32Yeah
00:25:33I'm sorry
00:25:34I'd actually rather give money to a homeless guy for drugs
00:25:36Than an old rapper money for mixtape
00:25:38No thanks
00:25:39Man, fuck you, Zac Efron
00:25:41You'd probably believe her anyway
00:25:43She's rather confident, too
00:25:45Easy as a revenge
00:25:46Yeah, man
00:25:47Fuck you, Zac Efron
00:25:48Fuck you, Zac Efron
00:25:49Fuck you, Zac Efron
00:25:50Fuck you, Zac Efron
00:25:51Fuck you, Zac Efron
00:25:52Fuck you, Zac Efron
00:25:53Easy as a revenge
00:25:54Come on, man
00:25:55That's what we're doing out here
00:25:56Madea gets shot in the hips
00:25:58Come on, man
00:25:59Fast and Furious 17
00:26:01High Octane
00:26:02I thought they was like on 8
00:26:04What the hell's going on?
00:26:06Man, they ain't never got no real movies up in here, man
00:26:10You should check out Bridges and Spies, fam
00:26:12Oh, where?
00:26:13With Tom Hanks?
00:26:14Yeah, Tom Hanks pulls in a decent performance
00:26:17But Mark Rylance, he really steals the show
00:26:20Okay, then
00:26:21Hey, hey
00:26:22All right, all right
00:26:23Yeah, I'm gonna get that
00:26:25Hey, man
00:26:26Good looking out, man
00:26:27Oh, no doubt, boy
00:26:28All right
00:26:32Henny dick
00:26:34Hey, that's my mixtape, fam
00:26:35You should listen to that instead of watching them old-ass movies anyway
00:26:38Well, I'm supposed to turn this in
00:26:40You ain't got no barcode, fam
00:26:43That's a $30 mixtape
00:26:48Another day, another hustle
00:26:52Another person got to listen to Henny dick
00:26:55You know what I'm saying?
00:26:56Which makes the world a better place
00:27:07Man, this woman done lost her damn mind
00:27:09See, she want me to go O.J.
00:27:10I can't go O.J.
00:27:11I don't got O.J. money
00:27:12I can't get Shapiro and Cochran
00:27:14They gonna lock me up
00:27:22Ooh
00:27:24Ooh
00:27:52Fuck that
00:28:14Fuck that
00:28:15Man
00:28:22You need to put some creatine in your booty or something, baby
00:28:25Because you ain't got no ass
00:28:29Huh?
00:28:31Hold on, hold on
00:28:32Hey, did you turn that down, dog?
00:28:33Come on, come on
00:28:34Oh, shit
00:28:37You like that shit, man?
00:28:39That's all my mixtape
00:28:40Put a lot of work into it, man
00:28:42I see you feeling it
00:28:43It's about time somebody understand, man
00:28:45An artist
00:28:46Hey, wait, I can't hear you
00:28:47Hold on
00:28:48Hey, hey, my nigga
00:28:49Turn that down, please
00:28:51Hey, D-Lord, let me call you back, my nigga
00:28:53Hey, man, turn that bullshit down, man
00:28:55What kind of goofy shit is this, nigga?
00:28:57Put your hands on the wheel, nigga
00:28:58Don't nobody want to hear that
00:28:59It's old foofoo-ass shit
00:29:00Come on, man
00:29:01You got a little hot fire in here, chairman
00:29:04Never mind, I'll walk
00:29:05Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:29:06This say 47 miles to your destination
00:29:09I'll walk
00:29:10You know what?
00:29:11We should get you a copy right now, man
00:29:13Fuck it
00:29:14Oh, I deaf
00:29:15Oh, no, it ain't nothing
00:29:16Oh, man, I thought you was jamming my shit
00:29:18Man, what the fuck?
00:29:19Hey, my nigga, if you don't turn this motherfucker
00:29:21Matter of fact, man, pull over, man
00:29:22Let me out this motherfucker
00:29:24Nigga, pull this motherfucker on that block
00:29:26Let me out, nigga
00:29:27Hey, man, hey
00:29:29You old deaf-ass bitch
00:29:30What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
00:29:32I can still relive it, though
00:29:33Nigga, fuck you
00:29:34No, fuck you
00:29:36No, fuck you, man
00:29:37You know who the fuck I am, man?
00:29:39I'll kill your motherfucking ass
00:29:40How you playing with me, nigga?
00:29:41I'm a gangsta
00:29:42You fucking deaf-ass bitch
00:29:43Unh, unh
00:29:45What?
00:29:46Your mama like this, that dick, though
00:29:48Man, I'm a...
00:29:55Oh, shit, that's Hella Yella
00:29:58That's my chance, that's my chance
00:30:01Hey, Hella Yella, man, what's up, boy?
00:30:03What's going on?
00:30:04Hey, man, I'm a big fan, man
00:30:05I love all your mixtapes, man
00:30:07I jam them back-to-front, front-to-back
00:30:09All that, man
00:30:10LAX, man
00:30:13LAX, okay
00:30:14What time your flight leaves?
00:30:16Nah, I gotta be up there right now
00:30:17Can we go?
00:30:18All right, say no more, say no more
00:30:20I got you
00:30:21Thank you
00:30:22That's right out
00:30:24I like your single, baby
00:30:25Your single right out
00:30:27Right out
00:30:28That was a jammer
00:30:29You know, Yella, I don't really do this, man
00:30:31But you mind if I...
00:30:33Let me guess
00:30:34You wanna show me your mixtape?
00:30:36Yeah, man, would you?
00:30:37You know what I'm saying?
00:30:38Listen to the heat I got
00:30:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, why not?
00:30:40Let me get one
00:30:41All right, cool, you want one, man
00:30:43Hey, man, I appreciate that, man
00:30:45Look, it can ride any kind of where
00:30:47You know, it can ride in your car
00:30:48You can play it at church
00:30:50You know, you can play it to some other record
00:30:52Hey, man, what the fuck you doing, man?
00:30:54Nigga, don't nobody give a fuck
00:30:56About your dusty-ass mixtape
00:30:58I can't even help myself, nigga
00:31:00My label don't let me make the music I'm trying to make
00:31:02My next album's called Black Titties
00:31:04You think I wanted that?
00:31:05You think that's what the streets wanted?
00:31:06Definitely not
00:31:07No, it's not
00:31:08So fuck your mixtape, nigga
00:31:09Man, that's fucked up, yo
00:31:11You could've just said no, bro
00:31:12You could've just taken me to LAX
00:31:14Terminal 5, nigga
00:31:15I got something for your ass
00:31:17This Hennessy right here, man
00:31:18Yeah, this that hot shit I was trying to put you on
00:31:23Cause I'm gone off the Henny
00:31:24Gone off the Henny
00:31:25Gone off the Henny
00:31:26Gone off the Henny
00:31:27Gone off the Henny
00:31:28Take this Hennessy, bitch
00:31:29You want the Hennessy, bitch
00:31:30I give a Hennessy, bitch
00:31:31You need the Hennessy, bitch
00:31:32Damn, nigga, is this you?
00:31:33Gone off the Henny
00:31:34Hey, this shit kind of go hard, brother
00:31:36Gone off the Henny
00:31:37Yeah
00:31:38You like this shit?
00:31:39This shit is hard, nigga
00:31:40You like this?
00:31:41You fucking with me
00:31:42Nigga, hell yeah I'm fucking with you
00:31:43Turn this bullshit off, nigga
00:31:45Got about as much talent as a damn sub sandwich
00:31:49You know what?
00:31:50Fuck the airport
00:31:57It's...
00:31:59Hey, that was...
00:32:00That was the exit, fam
00:32:04Alright, alright
00:32:05Let's see what's happening
00:32:06Let's see what's going on
00:32:09You finna rape me?
00:32:10Man, hell no, man
00:32:11What are you talking about?
00:32:12Yeah, right, nigga
00:32:13Yeah, right
00:32:14Your trash ass mixtape don't work
00:32:15So you gotta go with plan B
00:32:17Plan booty
00:32:18I'm calling the police
00:32:19Man, call the police, fuckboy
00:32:21I'm taking you to the airport like you asked
00:32:23Nigga, my flight is at LAX
00:32:25I'm taking you to Long Beach
00:32:26That's what I thought you said
00:32:29What kind of fucking rapist setup is this?
00:32:31I don't understand
00:32:32I don't understand
00:32:33Ain't nobody trying to rape you, man
00:32:34Yeah, the fuck right
00:32:35Stop fucking saying that
00:32:36Yeah, fucking right
00:32:37Man, you pulling yourself down
00:32:38Hey, little homie
00:32:40What you in for?
00:32:42Man, you can't have none of my cornbread
00:32:45What you talking about?
00:32:46You can't have none of my cornbread
00:32:48I know how this works
00:32:49First, you're trying to take my cornbread
00:32:51Next, you know I'm washing drawers
00:32:53And helping brush your teeth
00:32:54And wipe your ass
00:32:56And I ain't with that, fam
00:32:58Oh, man
00:32:59Ain't nobody talking about no drawers and shit
00:33:01Man, look, I know one thing
00:33:02If you touch me
00:33:03There's going to be consequences
00:33:04And repercussions around this bitch
00:33:06I know this nigga ain't caught in life
00:33:08Nigga, I got life
00:33:10Man, what y'all didn't know
00:33:11I'm in here for triple homicide, niggas
00:33:14Yeah, triple homicide
00:33:16I killed my plug
00:33:17Because he ain't let me run off on him twice
00:33:19Okay?
00:33:20Then I killed the lawyer
00:33:22Because he didn't help me get up out of here
00:33:24Then I killed my barber
00:33:26Because he fucked up my line in my mugshot
00:33:28Micah Jehoshaphat Jones
00:33:32Mm-hmm
00:33:33You Maybell
00:33:38My baby
00:33:40Yo, Pastor Jones
00:33:42Hey, what's up, Hector?
00:33:43How you been?
00:33:44I'm cool
00:33:45So, uh, your boy got a triple homicide
00:33:47Of Maybell, huh?
00:33:48How did that happen?
00:33:49Triple homicide?
00:33:50This boy wouldn't let Hella Yella
00:33:52Out of his car
00:33:55And I would've killed his ass, too
00:33:57Yeah, I bet
00:33:58The fuck you looking at, little nigga?
00:34:00There's blood over here, nigga
00:34:01What you wanna do?
00:34:04Don't you use that type of language in front of me
00:34:07Mama, you crazy?
00:34:09Don't you talk to your mother like that
00:34:11In my presence, boy
00:34:13You crazy
00:34:14You flushed your blood?
00:34:15You too?
00:34:17All right, Hector
00:34:18You be good, yeah?
00:34:19Yes, sir
00:34:20I'll see you in chapel this week for Bible study
00:34:22Bet
00:34:23All right
00:34:24All right
00:34:29Son, what on earth has gotten into you?
00:34:32We have worked too hard to have you embarrassin' us
00:34:35Gettin' arrested and carryin' on
00:34:37Man, he was tryin' to punk me
00:34:39I was just tryin' to play in my mixtape
00:34:41Here we go
00:34:42You still tryin' to do that rap stuff?
00:34:45If you gon' be a rapper
00:34:47You need to be one of those Christian rappers
00:34:50Like Lecri, Andy Minow, or Spazzy Rocket
00:34:54Ma, they don't even call themselves Christian rappers no more
00:34:56I got Lecri's mixtape, Church Clothes
00:34:59You tellin' me he ain't no Christian rapper?
00:35:02What are you doin' listenin' to Lecri anyway?
00:35:05He go hard during Zumba
00:35:08Why you wanna be a rapper anyway?
00:35:10You were raised in ministry
00:35:12You can help me build this kingdom
00:35:15I can use your help
00:35:19I used to be in a world like y'all
00:35:25I used to be flippin' and dippin'
00:35:30And stickin' and lickin'
00:35:33I used to be gone off the henny
00:35:38Which is still available on iTunes
00:35:40If y'all wanna go get that, y'all can
00:35:43I used to turn up for the world
00:35:48But now I turn up for the Lord
00:35:51But now I turn up for the Lord
00:35:55Now I whip the devil
00:36:00Now I dab on the devil's forehead
00:36:07I used to listen to Future
00:36:09I still do
00:36:10I love to talk that stick talk that stick talk
00:36:12But God gave me a future
00:36:17God told me Jeremiah 29-11
00:36:20For I know the plans I have for you
00:36:23Says the Lord
00:36:24It's good, it's good
00:36:25I don't need Codeine
00:36:28I don't need lean
00:36:30Cause I'm already on lean
00:36:38Leaning not to my own understanding
00:36:41I'm leaning on to God's everlasting arms
00:36:44Leaning into his word
00:36:45And leaning into his promises
00:36:48I wanna be saved
00:36:50But it ain't right for the trail
00:37:01Nah, I'm good on that, Pop. That ain't me.
00:37:03Well, what is you?
00:37:04Gettin' fired, rappin',
00:37:07bein' behind on child support?
00:37:08I'm good. Don't worry about me.
00:37:10All right. Suit yourself.
00:37:13If you really need a job,
00:37:15you can work maintenance
00:37:16with Deacon Pete around the church.
00:37:18Make an honest living.
00:37:20And if you need to come home,
00:37:21save up money, that's just fine.
00:37:24Don't be in no rush to come home.
00:37:27Me and your mother have been
00:37:28being fruitful and multiplying
00:37:30all over this house.
00:37:32Micah Senior.
00:37:34You know this rod and staff
00:37:35been comforting you.
00:37:37Okay, I'm gonna go home
00:37:38and get up out of here.
00:37:39Thanks for billin' me out.
00:37:40Don't mess around
00:37:41and miss that court date.
00:37:42That maintenance job
00:37:43won't be a suggestion then.
00:37:46I got you, Pops. I'll be there.
00:37:48All right, now.
00:38:00What's up?
00:38:05Are you ever happy?
00:38:07Oh, yeah, I'm happy.
00:38:08I'm happy when you pay
00:38:09your child support on time.
00:38:11I'm happy when you're leavin'.
00:38:13Oh, and I am very happy
00:38:15when Wilson gives me
00:38:16that good, good, good, good.
00:38:20Yes, she is always happy
00:38:23whenever Wilson dicks her down.
00:38:25Let him know.
00:38:32Man, where's Kennedy?
00:38:33She's in her room gettin' ready.
00:38:35Wait.
00:38:36I need to talk to you
00:38:37before you take her.
00:38:38What?
00:38:39Okay, so...
00:38:41Is she always gonna be here?
00:38:43Oh, I can be here.
00:38:44She needs my support.
00:38:45Girl, could you give us a second?
00:38:47Really?
00:38:48Like five minutes.
00:38:49Come on, you can just
00:38:50stand around the corner
00:38:51and listen.
00:38:52You know I'm gonna tell you
00:38:53everything anyway.
00:38:54You're right.
00:38:55You still a bitch, Mike.
00:38:57Man, I'll knock that weave
00:38:58off your head.
00:38:59You disrespect me again.
00:39:01Okay, Mike.
00:39:03Okay, Mike.
00:39:04You know me and Wilson
00:39:05are gettin' real serious, right?
00:39:07Man, Wilson's a fuckboy.
00:39:08You only fuck with him
00:39:09because he the opposite of me.
00:39:10You ain't fuckin' with him
00:39:11like that, stop.
00:39:12He asked us to move in with him.
00:39:14And you told him no.
00:39:15I told him I'd think about it.
00:39:16Man, that's crazy.
00:39:17We always said that we wouldn't
00:39:18move in with people
00:39:19until we married.
00:39:20I want her around
00:39:21every nigga you date.
00:39:22You crazy.
00:39:23Oh, don't do that.
00:39:24You know I'll be around
00:39:25mad niggas like that.
00:39:26It doesn't matter.
00:39:27You ain't movin' in with him.
00:39:28Kennedy is my responsibility.
00:39:29Our responsibility.
00:39:30No, for you she's a choice.
00:39:32For me she's an obligation.
00:39:33That's crazy, man.
00:39:34A dude miss a few payments
00:39:35and you act like
00:39:36I ain't never been there.
00:39:37Like I ain't here
00:39:38anytime Kennedy need me.
00:39:39Anytime she needs somethin',
00:39:40I'ma go get it, man.
00:39:41Mike, I can't depend on you.
00:39:43I'm just tryin' to put
00:39:44our daughter in a position
00:39:45where she's good
00:39:46no matter what.
00:39:47Man, she can always go
00:39:48to my parents' house.
00:39:49You know I'm not gonna
00:39:50put my baby on them.
00:39:51Man, I don't care
00:39:52what you do, honestly,
00:39:53but y'all ain't movin'.
00:39:54And if we do,
00:39:55what you gonna do about it?
00:39:56Take you to court.
00:39:57And lose?
00:39:58You know the courts
00:39:59favor the mother,
00:40:00not some broke-ass,
00:40:01dumb-ass,
00:40:02fake-dream-havin'-ass nigga.
00:40:03Man, I don't got
00:40:04time for this, man.
00:40:05Kennedy!
00:40:06Kennedy, baby.
00:40:07You gonna see.
00:40:12Hey, baby girl.
00:40:14Daddy!
00:40:15Come here, come here,
00:40:16come here.
00:40:17Oh!
00:40:18Oh!
00:40:19Ooh!
00:40:20Oh, my back.
00:40:21Ooh, you gettin'
00:40:22so big and heavy.
00:40:25You ready to go
00:40:26on our play date?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:28Do you wanna hear
00:40:29some new bars?
00:40:30You got some fire
00:40:31for your boy?
00:40:32I'm the
00:40:33Young Skool Rapper.
00:40:34Y'all can't see me.
00:40:35I'm invisible
00:40:36like the private
00:40:37parts of Barbie.
00:40:38Oh!
00:40:39I love it.
00:40:40As long as we
00:40:41clean up that last line
00:40:42a little bit.
00:40:43But Barbie doesn't
00:40:44have any private parts.
00:40:46I know, baby,
00:40:47but why don't we say
00:40:48something like
00:40:49unsolved mystery?
00:40:50I'm invisible,
00:40:51unsolved mystery.
00:40:53Much better.
00:40:54And appropriate.
00:40:55Let's go.
00:40:58Wee!
00:41:00Hiya, Daddy.
00:41:02You ain't scared
00:41:03of goin' far?
00:41:04You won't let me fall.
00:41:05You're my daddy.
00:41:07Let's get up
00:41:08off there.
00:41:09Ooh.
00:41:10Race you to the team!
00:41:15Oh, I'm tired.
00:41:17You're so fast.
00:41:18Let's play hide
00:41:19and seek now.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21You count.
00:41:22Alright, I'll count.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:25One,
00:41:26two,
00:41:27three,
00:41:28four,
00:41:29You're cheating!
00:41:30I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:41:3116,
00:41:3217,
00:41:3318,
00:41:3419,
00:41:3520.
00:41:36Ready or not,
00:41:37here I come.
00:41:42Where's my Kennedy?
00:41:45Is that her hair?
00:41:47Oh, that is
00:41:48my Kennedy's hair.
00:41:49You cheated!
00:41:51No, I didn't.
00:41:52I didn't cheat.
00:41:53I'm good.
00:41:54Oh!
00:41:55Oh!
00:41:57Oh!
00:41:58Oh!
00:41:59Hey!
00:42:00Woo!
00:42:01You wanna go
00:42:02for some ice cream?
00:42:03Yeah.
00:42:04What's your favorite?
00:42:05Chocolate and vanilla.
00:42:07Chocolate and vanilla.
00:42:08I'm a little
00:42:09strawberry guy myself,
00:42:10so let's go get some.
00:42:11Gotta put you
00:42:12down first.
00:42:13You gettin' heavy.
00:42:14I'm 41 pounds.
00:42:1541 pounds is
00:42:16a lot of pounds.
00:42:17What do you mean
00:42:18I'm 185?
00:42:19I'm tryin' to
00:42:20lose a little weight.
00:42:21You know, but don't
00:42:22tell nobody
00:42:23I'm eating ice cream,
00:42:24okay?
00:42:25Oh!
00:42:27We gonna get
00:42:28some good ice cream,
00:42:29okay?
00:42:43Fuck.
00:42:48Wow.
00:42:50Just couldn't wait.
00:42:57Mm.
00:42:59Damn.
00:43:01Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
00:43:12Are you Mike Massacre?
00:43:17Oh, yeah.
00:43:19Yeah, who are you?
00:43:20Oh, my God, you're
00:43:21real henny dick.
00:43:22I love that song.
00:43:23I'm like your
00:43:24number one fan.
00:43:25Well, how'd you get
00:43:26my address?
00:43:27Oh, you know
00:43:28how his fans are.
00:43:29So what you doin' here?
00:43:30Oh, nothing.
00:43:31Just to give you
00:43:32a birthday gift,
00:43:33big zaddy.
00:43:39Oh, what?
00:43:40These nudes?
00:43:41Oh, girl,
00:43:42you could've
00:43:43snapped these to me.
00:43:44Oh, no,
00:43:45they're not nudes.
00:43:46So what are they?
00:43:47A subpoena.
00:43:48A subpoena?
00:43:49For a child support hearing.
00:43:50You just got served.
00:43:51Fuck you!
00:43:55Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
00:43:58Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
00:44:02Top of the morning to you.
00:44:03Wilson.
00:44:04Oh.
00:44:05Okay.
00:44:06Oh, you're a hugger.
00:44:07Bring it in.
00:44:08Hey, hey, you make it
00:44:09out of me, man.
00:44:10Tina.
00:44:11Tina Cakes.
00:44:12Micah's here.
00:44:13Hey, call me Mike, man.
00:44:14Oh, we're good.
00:44:15We're on nickname basis.
00:44:16I picked up this
00:44:17co-parenting book for us.
00:44:18It's called...
00:44:19I got a book
00:44:20about two fathers.
00:44:21What you doin' here?
00:44:22It ain't your day.
00:44:23Man, I got the subpoena.
00:44:24For real?
00:44:25Yeah.
00:44:26Excuse me?
00:44:27Cause you need to know
00:44:28ain't nobody playin' with you.
00:44:32Uh, do you want me
00:44:33to leave, Cakes?
00:44:34No!
00:44:35Yes!
00:44:36Well, I'll just be right here.
00:44:37We agreed
00:44:38that if you didn't sign the deal,
00:44:39then I was gonna go
00:44:40through the state.
00:44:41Man, the day ain't over with.
00:44:42Are you kidding me?
00:44:43I could give you 100 years
00:44:44and you still wouldn't
00:44:45sign the deal, Mike,
00:44:46cause you can't rap.
00:44:48Man, you don't believe in me.
00:44:49That's the problem.
00:44:50I got this.
00:44:51Wait.
00:44:53I don't need to believe in you.
00:44:55I need to raise our daughter.
00:44:57That's what we do together.
00:44:59Your sorry, raggedy-ass dreams
00:45:01ain't gonna feed our child, Mike.
00:45:03Neither are those little bitty hopes.
00:45:06Time will.
00:45:07Money will.
00:45:08But I spend time.
00:45:09And I spend money.
00:45:11Man, where my daughter at, man?
00:45:12I need to talk to you
00:45:13before you see her.
00:45:14Man, get out of my face, man.
00:45:15We're moving to Seattle.
00:45:19You what?
00:45:20Actually, it's Bellevue.
00:45:21A small suburb.
00:45:22It's a 6,000 square foot condo.
00:45:24I got an extra bedroom for you.
00:45:25Man, you get out my face.
00:45:28I understand where you are.
00:45:29And I'm here, okay?
00:45:32See, Tina.
00:45:33I try to deal with you
00:45:34cause you my baby mama
00:45:35and I love you
00:45:36cause you the mother of my child.
00:45:38But you know,
00:45:39you trip on me about
00:45:40being late with money.
00:45:41But you late when it's time
00:45:42for me to see my daughter.
00:45:43But I deal with that.
00:45:44But if you think I'm gonna let you
00:45:45take my daughter away from me,
00:45:47you out your fucking mind.
00:45:52Listen, Mike,
00:45:53I understand your feelings.
00:45:54That's why in the summer
00:45:55we're gonna give you like,
00:45:57what do we say,
00:45:58two days?
00:45:59For two days?
00:46:00Man, I'm trying to be
00:46:01in my daughter's life.
00:46:02I ain't trying to have her
00:46:03call this lame ass nigga daddy
00:46:04cause he got money
00:46:05cause you think money
00:46:06fucking rules the world.
00:46:07But see, you're the dad
00:46:08and I would be Papa Shisho.
00:46:10My nigga,
00:46:11get out my face.
00:46:13Mike, listen.
00:46:14Once you calm down,
00:46:15you'll see
00:46:16that this is the best thing
00:46:17for Kennedy.
00:46:18Fuck you.
00:46:19This is the best thing for you.
00:46:20Fuck me?
00:46:21No, fuck you.
00:46:22Man, bitch, fuck you.
00:46:23Oh, I'm a bitch now?
00:46:24Yeah, what you gonna do?
00:46:25I'm gonna show you a bitch.
00:46:26I'm gonna show you a bitch.
00:46:27Okay, I know.
00:46:28You need to leave.
00:46:29Now I'm gonna go see my daughter.
00:46:30You need to leave.
00:46:31I ain't leaving shit.
00:46:33Really?
00:46:34That was the angry encounter.
00:46:36It said that in the book.
00:46:37It's a wall we're pushing through.
00:46:39Brick by brick,
00:46:40and it's happening.
00:46:41Shut the fuck up.
00:46:43How are you and Mommy yelling?
00:46:46Oh, baby girl,
00:46:47sometimes when two people
00:46:48can't get along,
00:46:49they can't hear each other,
00:46:50so sometimes I gotta yell.
00:46:52It's nothing.
00:46:55So I remember
00:46:56when we had you and Mommy
00:46:58don't get along?
00:46:59This has nothing to do with you.
00:47:01Don't you worry.
00:47:02I'll make sure
00:47:03we're always together.
00:47:05Daddy, I don't want to move.
00:47:08Please don't move.
00:47:11Please don't make me move.
00:47:13No, baby girl,
00:47:14don't worry about nothing.
00:47:36You know I don't fuck with rappers.
00:47:38Man, Candy,
00:47:39I ain't even in the mood
00:47:40for no constellation pussy
00:47:41right now, boo.
00:47:42First of all,
00:47:43you weren't about to get
00:47:44no regular pussy, okay?
00:47:45Man, can you just hurry up
00:47:46and tell him
00:47:47why you don't fuck with rappers
00:47:48so he can stop trying to fuck you
00:47:49in my presence?
00:47:50Okay, so I don't fuck with rappers
00:47:51because rappers can talk about
00:47:53real shit and they music,
00:47:54but they just make shit music.
00:47:56Mm-hmm.
00:47:57I listen to every song
00:47:58you've ever made,
00:47:59but you never talk
00:48:00about anything real.
00:48:02Man, Candy,
00:48:03we already know
00:48:04you don't like my music, okay?
00:48:05We get it.
00:48:06See, but it's not just
00:48:07because you can't rap.
00:48:08I mean,
00:48:09that's half of the reason.
00:48:10The other half
00:48:11is the fact that
00:48:12you only do shit
00:48:13that you think people want to hear.
00:48:14You don't make real music.
00:48:15Yeah, but I put my heart
00:48:16in my music.
00:48:17You know,
00:48:18I go hard in that shit.
00:48:19Okay, that's cute and all,
00:48:20but so take Kendrick Lamar,
00:48:21for example.
00:48:22Like, I really fuck with him
00:48:23because after I heard
00:48:24Good Kid, Mad City,
00:48:25I learned something about him.
00:48:26Like, I learned that
00:48:27he grew up in Compton
00:48:28around a lot of gang violence,
00:48:29but he wasn't involved
00:48:30in the gangs.
00:48:31You know, he talk about
00:48:32peer pressure
00:48:33and losing people
00:48:34that he loved,
00:48:35and that's real music.
00:48:36That's the nigga
00:48:37that I'll let hit.
00:48:38What?
00:48:40Yeah, I would.
00:48:41I'll let that nigga
00:48:42hit it raw.
00:48:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:44Ken, ain't nobody
00:48:45trying to hear all that shit?
00:48:46Ain't nobody trying
00:48:47to hear that shit?
00:48:48Look, you need to delete
00:48:49all of your music.
00:48:50You crazy now.
00:48:51You tripping.
00:48:52Delete everything.
00:48:53Start fresh.
00:48:54This could be the start
00:48:55of a brand new career for you,
00:48:56if you ever get that far.
00:48:59Now, wait a minute.
00:49:00We, um...
00:49:01Log in.
00:49:08Nigga, don't look at me.
00:49:09Shit, I still can't believe
00:49:10that she'll let Kendrick
00:49:11be motherfucked raw.
00:49:12Yeah, I would.
00:49:13He famous.
00:49:16He probably get so much sex.
00:49:19Hey, man, you know
00:49:20how much sex famous rappers get?
00:49:22He get a lot from me.
00:49:38Shit.
00:49:39Okay.
00:49:40Now...
00:49:41Just gonna take it like that?
00:49:43Yep.
00:49:44And stop calling yourself
00:49:46Mike Massacre.
00:49:47Your name is
00:49:48Micah Jehoshaphat Jones,
00:49:49and both your parents
00:49:50are in ministry.
00:49:51No one believes that you're
00:49:52running around here
00:49:53killing people.
00:49:54Yeah, but Micah is
00:49:55a weak rap name, man.
00:49:56Shut up, boogie.
00:49:57You are not helping.
00:49:58Okay.
00:49:59Young Micah,
00:50:00coming through
00:50:01like the Pied Piper.
00:50:04Got a little ring
00:50:05and pizzazz to it.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07But hold on.
00:50:08How come you listen to Kandi
00:50:09when she talk about
00:50:10writing some real shit,
00:50:11but I told you that
00:50:13like a thousand times?
00:50:14I just told you that
00:50:15like 30 minutes ago, bro.
00:50:18I mean,
00:50:19it's simple, boogie.
00:50:20What?
00:50:23I'm trying to fuck her.
00:50:25You know what?
00:50:26I ain't trying to fuck you.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:28You know what I'm saying?
00:50:29So I'm listening to her.
00:50:30We get it.
00:50:31I want to fuck her good.
00:50:32Can we just stop talking
00:50:33about fucking, please?
00:50:34To one of your beats.
00:50:35All right.
00:51:06You're sorry
00:51:07raggedy-ass dreams
00:51:08ain't gonna feed our child, Mike.
00:51:15Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:16Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:19Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:20Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:23Y'all ain't moving.
00:51:24And if we do,
00:51:25what you gonna do about it?
00:51:26Take you to court.
00:51:27And lose?
00:51:28You know the courts
00:51:29favor the mother,
00:51:30not the son.
00:51:31I don't give a fuck
00:51:32about the court.
00:51:33I don't give a fuck
00:51:34about the courts
00:51:35favor the mother.
00:51:36Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:37Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:40Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:41Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:44Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:45Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:48Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:49Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:53Fuck my bae mama.
00:51:59I could give you a hundred years
00:52:01and you still wouldn't
00:52:02sign the deal, Mike?
00:52:03Cause you can't rap!
00:52:33She screamin', she want me to hit her back, but I would not hit her back.
00:52:40My baby mama, put your middle fingers up to your baby mama, mama, yeah.
00:52:53Dang bruh, you went in.
00:52:55I hate my baby mama and I ain't even got one yet.
00:52:58Shut up, fool.
00:52:59I mean, it was cool, though, whatever.
00:53:00Oh, so you gonna let me fuck now?
00:53:02Man, I'm gonna knock your ass smooth out one good time, my nigga.
00:53:05Aight, aight, calm down, calm down.
00:53:07How you think I should drop it?
00:53:09I mean, Tina gonna hate you and probably make your life a living hell, but...
00:53:13And it's more honest than the crap you was doing before.
00:53:16Man, fuck it.
00:53:33Fuck me.
00:53:44Hello?
00:53:45Nigga, you are blowin' up!
00:53:47Man, what are you talking about?
00:53:49Our song went viral overnight, fool.
00:53:51Our song? Yeah, I bet.
00:53:53Yeah, our song. I made the beat, didn't I?
00:53:55Look, I'm the Metro Boomin' to your future.
00:53:58The Timberland to your Missy Elliott.
00:54:00The Mike Will made it.
00:54:02Well, Mike Will makes a lot of beats, but you know what I'm talking about.
00:54:04Check out your SoundCloud.
00:54:12Holy shit.
00:54:17Damn, that's crazy.
00:54:18Yeah, I told you, we on, fool.
00:54:20I already bought the new J's, because I know we about to be ballin'.
00:54:23BallerAlert posted you, ShadeRoom, and all that shit.
00:54:26Man, check out your followers.
00:54:30That's crazy.
00:54:32I know.
00:54:34Man, Solaire's been retweeting your link all this morning.
00:54:36Where the hell you been at?
00:54:38Man, I was asleep.
00:54:40Wake your ass up, because tonight, we gon' get fucked up.
00:54:43Even my sister said she was gon' stop by and celebrate your success.
00:54:46Shit, that's a thing?
00:54:48Hey, nigga.
00:54:50You ain't gon' fuck.
00:54:52Shit.
00:55:00About to shoot this club up.
00:55:04I meant I was gonna, I'ma go raw, you know.
00:55:07Oh, yeah.
00:55:09Yeah, we got a good time.
00:55:23Nice party.
00:55:25Yeah, who would've ever thought I could go viral?
00:55:28Well, until you do some real, and let the rest happen, right?
00:55:31You dig, you dig.
00:55:41Hell of a yeller said he'd call me.
00:55:43You better call him, man.
00:55:45Yeah, I'll call that nigga, see what he want.
00:55:47Probably that feature or something.
00:55:49We'll see.
00:55:51Probably would.
00:55:53So, yeah, this nigga Future trying to charge a honey grand for a feature.
00:55:57I told him I could get designer, he just want his oil changed.
00:55:59Get away, one second.
00:56:01I gotta take this.
00:56:03Hello?
00:56:05Yeah, this yellow?
00:56:07What's up?
00:56:09That fuck my baby mama track is lit, fam.
00:56:11I'm trying to jump on the remix.
00:56:13Man, I got a kidnapping charge because of you.
00:56:15Man, I'll drop that shit if you let me jump on the remix, bro.
00:56:17I fucking hate my baby mamas, man.
00:56:19All 12 of them ungrateful bitches.
00:56:21All right, cool, bet.
00:56:23All right, come by the studio in Hollywood tomorrow.
00:56:26What's up?
00:56:28I want you to open up for me on the Adventures of Hella Yella tour.
00:56:30That's how I want them to say it.
00:56:32Man, hey, don't play with me, fam.
00:56:34Don't play with me, don't play with my emotions.
00:56:36I got child support to pay for, you serious?
00:56:38Nigga, I'm not playing.
00:56:40You're not gonna worry about child support for a minute, bro.
00:56:42It's a 50 city tour, two racks per show, nigga.
00:56:44And we got the world tour coming up after that.
00:56:46You about to be swimming in Tubmans.
00:56:48You in?
00:56:50Hell yeah!
00:56:52All right, bet.
00:56:55Ain't that right?
00:56:57Put your hand on the nipple, all right?
00:56:59He said he want me to go on tour with him.
00:57:01You better go then.
00:57:03Hell yeah.
00:57:07You gonna let me fuck now or what?
00:57:13I just might.
00:57:15When you get back.
00:57:17Oh, shit.
00:57:19Oh, come on, man.
00:57:21Don't be like that.
00:57:23I need to talk to you.
00:57:25Man, what?
00:57:27In private.
00:57:31You can let her go.
00:57:35And bitch, what's your name and where you know Mike from?
00:57:39Man, what?
00:57:41I had to make that fucking song about you.
00:57:43I hate your ass.
00:57:45You fucking putting me through bullshit.
00:57:47Fuck you.
00:57:49Wilson left me.
00:57:52He met some old singing bitch.
00:57:54He proposed to her on the beach.
00:57:56Now they moving to Seattle.
00:57:58So Kennedy staying here?
00:58:00We're both staying.
00:58:02I don't give a fuck about you.
00:58:04I can hear you, nigga.
00:58:06You ain't gotta worry about all that child support shit.
00:58:08I got a new gig and I'm gonna have enough money
00:58:10to pay your ass to stay off my back
00:58:12so you can take me off them little papers you got.
00:58:14I mean, I'll take you off child support right now
00:58:16if you do me a favor.
00:58:18What?
00:58:21Fuck me.
00:58:23Man, hell no I ain't fucking your crazy ass.
00:58:25Man, my dick ain't going nowhere near you.
00:58:27I got four bitches in there trying to fuck me right now.
00:58:29What do I look like?
00:58:31What am I touching some old pussy for?
00:58:33You ain't gotta worry about me touching you none.
00:58:41What?
00:58:43You thought I wasn't gonna fuck?
00:58:45Shit.
00:58:51So Mike,
00:58:53your smash hit single
00:58:55Fuck My Baby Mama
00:58:57has been number one for eight consecutive weeks.
00:58:59Tell me, what inspired you to write such an awesome record?
00:59:01Oh, it's simple.
00:59:03The inspiration came from my bobblehead ass baby mama.
00:59:05I hate that hoe.
00:59:07You know, and I had to dig deep
00:59:09and talk to myself.
00:59:11I was like, self, fuck my baby mama.
00:59:13You know what I'm saying? Fuck her.
00:59:15You don't hate her that much
00:59:17or you wouldn't have fucked her at the party?
00:59:20Look, I told you, I had no choice.
00:59:22We wasn't together then.
00:59:24That's the only way I could be off child support.
00:59:26Who would you credit most for your success?
00:59:28It would have to be my daughter, Kennedy.
00:59:30You know, Kennedy's the light of my life, man.
00:59:32She just helps me
00:59:34want to be better, you know?
00:59:36And also my baby, Candy.
00:59:38Candy, man, she taught me to do music
00:59:40and do it from my heart.
00:59:42To just push out from my soul
00:59:44great music, you know?
00:59:46So that's what I said I wanted to do.
00:59:48What can fans expect next from Mike?
00:59:50Oh, I got a big year planned.
00:59:52You know, I got my debut LP
00:59:54coming out March 15th
00:59:56called Young Riley Curry.
00:59:58You know, and also me and Hella Yella
01:00:00got a joint mixtape coming together
01:00:02called These Hoes Ain't Got No Manners.
01:00:04We ain't doing nothing but slapping hoes
01:00:06and getting money.
01:00:08But you know what?
01:00:10Since you bring up Henny Dick,
01:00:12I got something special for y'all.
01:00:14This is the debut music video
01:00:16for my smash hook classic
01:00:18Henny Dick.
01:00:20Henny, Henny Dick.
01:00:22Don't be mad at me when you see this.
01:00:28Oh, this Hennessy right here, man.
01:00:34Cause I'm gone off the Henny.
01:00:36Gone off the Henny.
01:00:38Gone off the Henny.
01:00:40Take this Hennessy, bitch.
01:00:42You want the Hennessy, bitch.
01:00:44Gone off the Henny.
01:00:46Gone off the Henny.
01:00:48Take this Hennessy, bitch.
01:00:50You want the Hennessy, bitch.
01:00:52I give her Hennessy, bitch.
01:00:54Turn around the car, but you still see a star.
01:00:56When I pull up to the spot,
01:00:58they know I'm looking for thots.
01:01:00They know I'm speaking to freaks
01:01:02as soon as I hop out the Jeep.
01:01:04And if she got a man, no DLC,
01:01:06but we creep.
01:01:08Styrofoam coat with ice point.
01:01:10I pull up, hold up.
01:01:12Cause she look better from behind.
01:01:14I just want to hit the bar and order up a couple rounds.
01:01:16Baby, don't be throwing up because the night is going down.
01:01:18Air shot, I take, she getting thicker and thicker.
01:01:20Two things I don't chase,
01:01:22that's my women and liquor.
01:01:24Cause I'm gone off the Henny.
01:01:26Gone off the Henny.
01:01:28Take this Hennessy, bitch.
01:01:30You want the Hennessy, bitch.
01:01:32I give her Hennessy, bitch.
01:01:34Gone off the Henny.
01:01:36Gone off the Henny.
01:01:38Take this Hennessy, bitch.
01:01:40I give her Hennessy, bitch.
01:01:42You need the Hennessy, bitch.
01:01:44Two things I don't chase, that's my women and liquor.
01:01:46Now I'm going home with Melissa.
01:01:48But tonight I'm acting different, I might need me a snicker.
01:01:50Say tonight I'm acting different cause I think I'm a good one.
01:01:52All on the next smack and I ask you no way.
01:01:54Putting in work and I wish you might give me a check.
01:01:56Turn around, lay it down.
01:01:58I'ma teach you some lessons.
01:02:00Come to me on your knees, baby, give me some lessons.
01:02:02Woah, I swear the Henny got me out of control.
01:02:04Fuck flowers, baby, give me a soul.
01:02:06Might have to get another cub,
01:02:08but this fucking Henny,
01:02:10won't let me bust a line.
01:02:12Cause I'm gone off the Henny.
01:02:14Gone off the Henny.
01:02:16Take this Hennessy, bitch.
01:02:18She want the Hennessy, bitch.
01:02:20I give her Hennessy, bitch.
01:02:22Gone off the Henny.
01:02:24Gone off the Henny.
01:02:26Take this Hennessy, bitch.
01:02:28She want the Hennessy, bitch.
01:02:30I give her Hennessy, bitch.
01:02:32She need the Hennessy, bitch.
01:02:34Woah, I swear the Henny got me out of control.
01:02:36That's why I want Henny, give me no soul.
01:02:42Woah, I swear the Henny got me out of control,
01:02:46cause I'm gone off the Henny.
01:03:00Cause I'm gone off the Henny,
01:03:02gone off the Henny,
01:03:04Gone off the Henny, gone off the Henny Take this Hennessy dick, she want the Hennessy dick
01:03:08I give her Hennessy dick, she need the Hennessy dick
01:03:11Gone off the Henny, gone off the Henny Gone off the Henny, gone off the Henny
01:03:16Take this Hennessy dick, she want the Hennessy dick
01:03:18I give her Hennessy dick, she need the Hennessy dick
01:03:20Cause I'm gone off the Henny, gone off the Henny Gone off the Henny, gone off the Henny
01:03:25Take this Hennessy dick, she want the Hennessy dick
01:03:28I give her Hennessy dick, she need the Hennessy dick
01:03:31Gone off the Henny, gone off the Henny Gone off the Henny, gone off the Henny
01:03:35Take this Hennessy dick, she want the Hennessy dick
01:03:37I give her Hennessy dick, she need the Hennessy dick
01:04:00Hennessy, Hennessy, Hennessy Hennessy, Hennessy, Hennessy
01:04:27Oh shit, mama, I mean, oh crap, oh crap
01:04:30Lord forgive me, Lord
01:04:33Lord
01:04:35I'm coming through that spot, shit
01:04:38I'm coming through your sound, oh shit, fuck
01:04:41Alright, boom
01:04:49Finally got my phone system
01:04:52You gone hit that
01:04:54Mike Will
01:04:55Mike
01:04:56The, the Mike Will
01:04:59Who is this guy?
01:05:00Your head look like burning incense
01:05:02When it gets down to the last piece
01:05:06Got monostat 7 all over your pussy crease
01:05:12Yo my man, I need you to listen to my mixtape
01:05:14Tell me what you, oh shit
01:05:16Fuck
01:05:22Fuck, oh, my pants slipped, for real
01:05:26Yes
01:05:29I will ride your face
01:05:32All over this fur burger
01:05:34Oh God
01:05:36The Mike Will I made it to
01:05:37No, the Mike Will made it
01:05:38The what, the what, the Mike Will made it
01:05:41Yeah, his name is Mike Will made it
01:05:43The Mike Will made it
01:05:45The Mike Will, I made it
01:05:47To, well, alright
01:05:49The Mike Will, I made it
01:05:54This
01:05:55There we go
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