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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 5 Episode 18 Intervention
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00:00and the slayer would protect it with her life so they sent the key to her in the form of a sister
00:07let gloria understand this i won't help her find the key i would never do that to an innocent
00:13an innocent it's not a person
00:17what about the key he indicated that it was a person
00:30oh god no i love you the only chance you had with me was when i was unconscious you are not my
00:38boyfriend i kind of got the impression that she was a robot oh yeah robot she's a robot
00:47i made her to love me i didn't make a toy i made a girlfriend i'm placing an order no i'm not making
00:56any more girls sure you are here's your specs
01:01mom
01:03what are you doing
01:06mommy we commend to almighty god
01:12our sister joy somers
01:15it's tomorrow that i'm worried about
01:20what's tomorrow that's exactly what i don't know
01:23giles you don't have to help you cook
01:30oh come on why am i to cook
01:32helping you two out makes me feel useful
01:35want to clean out the garage on saturday
01:38you can feel indispensable
01:40how tempting
01:42don if there are any plates in your room let's have them before they get furry and we have to name them
01:47hey i was like five then
01:50how's she doing
01:57and you
02:01i'm okay
02:04some minutes are harder than others
02:08i'm so sorry
02:11all i can say is that it will get better
02:15it has to
02:18we're holding up though
02:24you know getting into a routine
02:26good
02:28routine's good
02:29in fact i was thinking that we might return to our training schedule
02:35i don't know
02:41i was um
02:43thinking about
02:45maybe
02:46taking
02:48a break or something
02:50just
02:53ease off for a while
02:54not get into full sleigh mood
02:56you were doing so well
02:59and you were great
03:03helping me with everything
03:05i'm just
03:07starting to feel
03:10uneasy about stuff
03:12stuff
03:13training
03:15slaying
03:16all of it
03:18it just
03:21i mean
03:22i can beat up the demons until the cows come home
03:26and then i can beat up the cows
03:28but i'm not sure i like
03:31what it's doing to me
03:33but you've mastered so much
03:35i mean
03:35strength and resilience alone
03:38yeah
03:38strength
03:39resilience
03:41those are all words for hardness
03:43i'm starting to feel like
03:49being the slayer is turning me
03:52into stone
03:54turning you into stone
03:55buffy
03:56i just
03:57think about it
03:59i was never there for riley
04:02not like i was for angel
04:04i was terrible to don
04:07there's a time like this
04:09no
04:09you're bound to feel emotionally numb
04:13before that
04:15riley left because i was shut down
04:20he's gone
04:22and now my mom is gone
04:25and i loved her more than anything
04:29and
04:33i don't know if she knew
04:37oh she knew
04:38oh my
04:41i don't know
04:43to slay
04:46to kill
04:47it means
04:49being hard on the inside
04:51maybe
04:53being the perfect slayer means
04:55being too hard to love at all
04:57i already feel like i can hardly say the words
05:01buffy
05:03giles
05:04i love you
05:07love
05:08love
05:09love love love love giles
05:11it feels strange
05:13i shouldn't wonder
05:14i shouldn't wonder
05:14how
05:17serious are you
05:18about this
05:19ten
05:24serious to the amount
05:27of ten
05:28there is something
05:33in the watchers diaries
05:36a quest
05:38a quest
05:39like
05:40finding a grail
05:41or something
05:42not a grail
05:43maybe
05:45answers
05:46would take a day
05:48perhaps
05:49two
05:50i'm not leaving
05:51don
05:52not with glory
05:53looking for her
05:55sure you can
05:56what's the deal
05:59some slayers before buffy found it helpful in
06:04regaining their focus
06:06and learning more about their role
06:08it's a sacred place in the desert
06:10it's
06:11it's not far
06:11but i can't go
06:14i'm not leaving you don
06:17if you have to go learn
06:21i mean
06:22if it'll help you out
06:24i think you should do it
06:27i can hang with the gang
06:30i'll be okay
06:32i love you don
06:41you know that right
06:43yeah
06:45i love you too
06:47i love you
06:49really
06:50love you
06:52getting weird
06:53sorry
06:55but it's important
06:57that i tell you
06:58weird love's better
07:01than no love
07:02some say it's better
07:07than the real thing
07:08better than the real thing
07:10she looks good
07:15but what about the rest
07:17a little walk
07:19a little talk
07:21perhaps a zippy cartwheel
07:24hey she's uh
07:26great
07:26you'll be real happy
07:28i swear she's got
07:29everything he asked for
07:31all the extra programming
07:32tons of real world knowledge
07:34the profiles he gave me
07:36about her family and friends
07:37all the extra programming
07:39right
07:40uh the stuff
07:41that you wanted
07:42the uh scenario responses
07:44you know
07:45the uh
07:46uh special
07:47skills
07:48all of it
07:50uh now
07:50you said that i could
07:51leave town
07:52wait
07:52i'm not sure
07:54i'm a satisfied customer
07:55she looks a little
07:57shiny to me
07:58you know
07:59a touch of plasticine
08:02spike
08:05oh spike
08:06oh spike
08:07she'll do
08:17die
08:18she's got
08:19now
08:25she's got
08:27her
09:28I'm losing him.
09:30I'm losing control of him.
09:32You're speaking of Ben, most glamorous yet tasteful one?
09:37He stabbed you in your body.
09:41Jinx is all right, your highness.
09:43And we do have the new knowledge that the key is a human being.
09:48If time runs out on us and all we're left with is info, then we're screwed.
09:55Oh, surely not.
09:57No, we're screwed.
09:59But you're a god, the sacred glorificus.
10:04I'm a god in exile.
10:07Far from the hellfires of home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their plushy little stomachs.
10:17Oh, I'm in pain.
10:22How can we help?
10:25We'll lay down our lives.
10:27The slayer and the key are connected.
10:35She's going to have contact with it.
10:37Find out who's new in her life.
10:41Who's special.
10:43Who's different.
10:45Watch her.
10:46We can do that, oh, thou.
10:50I want to hear about everyone she has contact with.
10:56That girl has my key.
11:00And I'm trusting you boys to get it for me.
11:05If you love me, get it for me.
11:16What's in the trunk?
11:39Supplies.
11:41Supplies?
11:42I was wondering about that.
11:44Like food, water, maybe a compass.
11:46What about a book, a gourd, and a bunch of twigs?
11:50I don't think I'll be that hungry.
11:53They're for me.
11:53It went this way.
11:54You see?
11:57The location of the sacred place is a guarded secret.
12:01I can't take you there myself.
12:05I have to perform a ritual to transfer my guardianship of you temporarily to a guide.
12:14This'll do.
12:16A guide, but no food or water.
12:20So it leads me to the sacred place, and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones?
12:25Buffy, please.
12:27That's more than a week of bleached bones.
12:28I jump out of the circle, and then I jump back in it, and then I shake my gourd.
12:45Well, I know this ritual.
12:48The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey-pokey and turn themselves around.
12:52Go, quest.
12:53And that's what it's all about.
13:17What you're searching for, Slayer, a weak spot?
13:23Try me.
13:24It can be the best you've got.
13:25Is that your best, Slayer?
13:34No.
13:35Why not?
13:36I want to hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.
13:43Maybe I should repay you for your gentleness.
13:46Maybe I should let you go.
13:48No.
13:49No, Spike.
13:50Never let me go.
13:51You know you should be afraid of me.
13:56I'm bad.
13:57You are.
13:59You're very, very bad.
14:08You're gonna do it that way?
14:10No.
14:17This way.
14:20You can't do it.
14:21I could never do it.
14:24I'm helpless against you, you fiend.
14:27Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:38I see.
14:39I see.
14:49I see.
14:53Hello Kitty.
15:23Maybe?
15:53I don't know.
16:23I know this place.
16:41Okay, warning spell's all set.
16:44So that's it?
16:45We're all protected up for the night?
16:47Well, it's probably not as good as Willow could do.
16:50She's a natural with magic.
16:52In just the time I've known her, she's already blown right past me.
16:57So when the whiz kid gets back from chem lab,
17:00can you have her, you know, bulk up the spell a little, if you want, maybe,
17:04while Onye and I go do a quick patrol?
17:07Oh, I don't see why we have to patrol just because Buffy's away.
17:12You know, I'd rather stay home and watch television.
17:14Oh, yeah, Willow wants to watch this thing on the History Channel tonight?
17:18Send them witch trial stuff, which is only going to get her all upset.
17:22I was there. It really wasn't that bad.
17:24See, if you were really a witch, you'd do a spell to escape.
17:28So, really, it was only bad for the falsely accused,
17:31and, well, they never have a good time.
17:33So, guys, this is a real slumber party.
17:39Where's the pizza?
17:39You're evil.
17:46And that excites you?
17:49It excites me.
17:50It terrifies me.
17:52I try so hard to resist you, and I can't.
17:56Yeah?
17:58Darn your sinister attraction.
18:02Are you afraid of me?
18:05Yes.
18:06You know I can't bite you.
18:12I think you can.
18:14I think you can if I let you.
18:17And I want to let you.
18:19I want you to bite me and devour me until there is no more.
18:25Like this.
18:28Oh, Spike, devour me.
18:32All right.
18:33Spike, I can't help myself.
18:36I love you.
18:38You're mine, Buffy.
18:41Should I start this program over?
18:43Shh.
18:44No programs.
18:45Don't use that word.
18:48Just be Buffy.
18:52It's got last week's notes, too.
18:54Just get it back to me by Thursday.
18:56And, uh, don't write in it or, uh, put a coffee mug down on it or anything.
19:02Okay.
19:02And, and don't spill.
19:05Okay.
19:06Oh, and don't fold the page corners down.
19:08Bye.
19:09Bye.
19:10Bye.
19:10Bye.
19:10Bye.
19:10Bye.
19:10Bye.
19:10Bye.
19:10Bye.
19:10Bye.
19:12Bye.
19:12Bye.
19:14Bye.
19:14Bye.
19:16Bye.
19:17Bye.
19:18Bye.
19:19Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:21Bye.
19:22Bye.
19:22Bye.
19:23Bye.
19:24Bye.
19:25Bye.
19:35Time to slay.
19:37Yeah.
19:41Vampires of the world, beware.
19:55SIREN
20:25Hey there.
20:28Buffy.
20:29Xander.
20:33And Anya.
20:36How was your money?
20:38Fine.
20:39Thank you for asking.
20:43Isn't it a beautiful night for killing evil things?
20:47I guess.
20:50You're back very early.
20:52Yeah, how was the whole vision quest experience?
20:56I don't understand that question.
20:58But thank you for asking.
21:01You're my friend.
21:02And a carpenter.
21:04Are you all right?
21:06You're all...
21:06Hey there!
21:07Wait up!
21:10Spike!
21:11It's Spike.
21:13And he's wearing the coat.
21:15Yes.
21:16Uh, hello all.
21:20Uh, Buffy's back early, I see.
21:23Lots of patrolling all around tonight.
21:25Ten, is it?
21:27Ow!
21:28Hey!
21:29Give a fella break there, Slayer.
21:32Uh, I'm glad you're all here.
21:34Uh, cause, uh...
21:36Cause...
21:37The place is crawling with vamps tonight.
21:40Uh...
21:41Tons of them.
21:43I, uh, think we ought to split up.
21:45We haven't seen any vamps.
21:47Are you sure there's...
21:48You're right.
21:54Yep, guess so.
21:56Zack!
22:10Zack, be careful!
22:12No!
22:13Get away from him!
22:27I think that was probably the big action for tonight.
22:41You two can toddle on home if you want.
22:46Uh, Buffy?
22:49Yes. Spike and I will do it alone.
22:52You guys head home.
23:04I don't understand this.
23:08I did the slaying. I should be...
23:13Satisfied.
23:15But I'm not. I'm all...
23:20My skin is all hot.
23:23Do I look hot to you?
23:25Always.
23:27You better feel me to make sure.
23:30I can do that.
23:36Oh.
23:37I breathed in like a quart of vampire dust.
23:42That can't be good.
23:44I wish Chiles told us they were back from the desert.
23:47I wish I knew what went on there.
23:49Oh, you know, slayer watcher stuff.
23:52Probably some silly ritual with an enchanted prairie dog or something.
23:57Whatever it was, I think she's still a little spacey.
24:00She fought okay.
24:02Yeah.
24:06Hey, she never asked about Dawn.
24:09That's true.
24:11Something's wrong.
24:13I hear something.
24:14Oh, Spike. You're the big bad. You're the big bad.
24:31Those darn Salem judges.
24:34They're less satanic than thou attitudes.
24:37Oh, honey, let's change it.
24:40The Discovery Channel has koala bears.
24:48Where's Dawn?
24:49She's in the bedroom. She fell asleep.
24:51Good.
24:52What's going on?
24:53Buffy's gone insane.
24:55What?
24:56What'd she do?
24:58Brace yourself. You're not gonna believe it.
25:00Everyone, before we jump all over her,
25:03people do strange things when someone they love dies.
25:07When I lost my mother,
25:09I did some pretty dumb stuff,
25:11like lying to my family and staying out all night.
25:14Buffy's boinking Spike.
25:19Oh.
25:20Well, Tara's right.
25:22Grief can be powerful and we shouldn't judge.
25:25What are you kidding? She's nuts.
25:28Well, it's not healthy. We're all agreeing there.
25:33What can we do?
25:34Sometimes in the movies, when they go crazy, they slap them.
25:37I'm gonna go find her and talk to her.
25:39If she's losing it, we gotta help her before she gets herself hurt.
25:43You aren't really gonna slap her, are you?
25:46No, but if I have to see your straddle Spike again,
25:49I will definitely knock myself unconscious.
26:01Hello?
26:03Who's there?
26:16Who's there?
26:17Who's that?
26:19Down there.
26:20And no matter what, don't come out till I get you, okay?
26:24Okay.
26:33Oh.
26:35It's you.
26:37I saw you in the cemetery with Buffy.
26:42Yeah?
26:43Can't see how it's any business of yours.
26:46It is my business because Buffy's my friend.
26:50And she's gone through some stuff lately that, well, it's affected her.
26:54And you're taking advantage of her.
26:56She's upset about him, Mom.
27:00And if she turns to me for comfort, well, I'm not gonna deny it to her.
27:04I'm not a monster.
27:06Yes.
27:07You are a monster.
27:09Vampires are monsters.
27:11They make monster movies about them.
27:13Well, yeah.
27:14You got me there.
27:16Spike.
27:18Buffy has lots of friends.
27:20And we love her very much.
27:22And we'll do whatever it takes to protect her.
27:25Now, if that means killing you, then, well, that's just a bonus.
27:30That's one.
27:32I'm so sorry to intrude, but I wondered if I might beg a moment of your time.
27:39Friends of yours?
27:41Yes, not.
27:56Tie his hands.
27:57His glory will want him restrained.
28:00Tie!
28:01Let me go!
28:02Therefore, with him, she will want the key intact.
28:05Key?
28:06Who's the key?
28:07I'm not the...
28:08No!
28:22I know you.
28:24You're the First Slayer.
28:25This is a form.
28:29I am the guide.
28:31I have a few questions about being the Slayer.
28:37What about love?
28:40Not just boyfriend love.
28:42You think you're losing your ability to love?
28:45I didn't say that.
28:49Yeah.
28:50You're afraid that being the Slayer means losing your humanity.
28:59Does it?
29:01You are full of love.
29:04You love with all your soul.
29:08It's brighter than the fire.
29:11Blinding.
29:12That's why you pull away from it.
29:13That's why you pull away from it.
29:15That's why you pull away from it.
29:19I'm full of love.
29:21I'm not losing it.
29:22Only if you reject it.
29:25Love is pain.
29:27And the Slayer forges strength from pain.
29:31Love.
29:33Give.
29:35Forgive.
29:37Risk the pain.
29:39It is your nature.
29:41Love will bring you to your gift.
29:43What?
29:48Spike.
29:54I waited like you said.
29:56But then I missed you.
29:59Spike?
30:03Xander, did you...
30:05Spike's gone.
30:07Buffy.
30:08Come in.
30:10It's late.
30:11Everyone's asleep.
30:12Wait.
30:24We can talk out here.
30:31Did Xander find you?
30:33He... he was looking for you.
30:35He hasn't come back.
30:37Anya's out of waiting.
30:39I don't know where Xander is.
30:40I haven't seen him.
30:43And when I came out of the tunnel, Spike was gone.
30:46I need to find him.
30:48Um...
30:50Buffy, this thing with Spike, it isn't true, is it?
30:55You didn't... you know... sleep with Spike.
30:59No.
31:00I had sex with Spike.
31:01I'm sorry if it bothers you.
31:05You're my best friend.
31:07I... I am.
31:09And I... I always will be, no matter what you do.
31:13I... I'm just trying to figure out why this happened.
31:16And I... I think that with your mom and everything, everyone was being all sympathetic and... and making you feel weak.
31:30And Spike wasn't like that.
31:32So, just this one time you just did something kinda crazy.
31:37It wasn't one time.
31:40It was lots of times.
31:42And lots of different ways.
31:44I could make sketches.
31:46No.
31:48Buffy, there is something seriously wrong here.
31:52I...
31:54Okay, yeah, you've been with a vampire before, but...
31:59Angel had a soul.
32:00Angel's lame.
32:02His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid.
32:07Okay.
32:09Look...
32:11I... I just wanna help you.
32:13Let me help you.
32:15You're my best friend.
32:19Yeah.
32:21Again, I... really am, but...
32:23You're recently gay.
32:26Um...
32:28Guys, guys, wake up.
32:30Oh, Sandra, I...
32:35I was scared. Are you hurt? What happened?
32:38Guys.
32:40The demon-y kinds of guys.
32:42Buffy.
32:43Yes, that's me.
32:45The guys that work for Glory, you said they're kind of like hobbits with leprosy?
32:49Well, this is a whole flock of hobbits, and they just grabbed Spike.
32:53I think they're taking them to Glory.
32:55But he... he knows about Don.
32:57We have to get him back.
32:58So how do we find him?
32:59I fight with weapons.
33:01Yeah. I get nothing. Let's hit your place. We'll stock up.
33:13Uh, Tara, can you stay here and watch Don?
33:17Of course.
33:19I... I'm sorry. I... I'm just a little confused.
33:26I... I'm full of love, which is nice. And... love will lead me to my gift?
33:36Yes.
33:38I'm getting a gift? Or... or do you mean that I have a gift to give to someone else?
33:43Death is your gift.
33:45Death is your gift.
33:49Death...
33:50Is your gift.
33:52Okay. No.
33:54Death is not a gift.
33:57My mother just died. I know this.
33:59If I have to kill demons because it makes the world a better place, then I kill demons. But it is not a gift to anybody.
34:11Your question has been answered.
34:29What the hell is that? And why is its hair that color?
34:31Stunning when we believe he is the key.
34:38Really? That's fantabulous.
34:42And impossible.
34:44He can't be the key.
34:47Because, see, the key has to be pure.
34:53This is a vampire.
34:55Lesson number one, vampires equal impure.
34:58Yeah, damn right. I'm impure. I'm as impure as the driven yellow snow. Let me go.
35:04You can't even brainsuck a vampire.
35:07He's completely useless.
35:09So, I'm just gonna let myself out.
35:12But, Your Unholiness, we observed the Slayer.
35:16She protected this one above all others.
35:19She treated him as precious.
35:24Really? Precious?
35:28Let's take a peek at you, precious.
35:34Sold off.
35:45He doesn't look very fancy to me.
35:48But, if the Slayer protects him, maybe appearances are deceiving.
35:55Maybe there's something on the inside.
36:04What do you know, precious?
36:06What can I dig out of you?
36:07What do you know, precious?
36:08What can I dig out of you?
36:11This is my house.
36:25If we're gonna stop Spike from blabbing about Don, we're gonna need bees.
36:28We're gonna need these.
36:30Ooh!
36:32The big guns.
36:35Only not guns.
36:37Shouldn't we have guns?
36:39Those are my weapons.
36:40Give me something big and sharp.
36:42Um, Buffy, where do we go?
36:45Where should we look for Glory?
36:47She's a god.
36:48She wants the key.
36:50Yeah, so we should look.
36:54I don't know.
36:57Why are you all looking at me?
37:00Okay, Buffy, it's okay, you're right.
37:01You shouldn't have to know everything.
37:03We need to rescue Spike.
37:06Um, Buffy, I think you have more weapons upstairs.
37:10Why don't you go get those?
37:12And maybe change your clothes, you know,
37:14something more fighty.
37:18I can do that.
37:19I'll be right back.
37:24Okay, this has gone way too far.
37:26She thinks we're going to rescue Spike.
37:28What are we gonna do?
37:30Find him, keep him from talking, whatever it takes.
37:33What do we do with Glory?
37:35Whatever we do, we're gonna need Buffy's help.
37:38Then we're gonna have to talk to her.
37:40Intervention time again?
37:42Yeah, cause what we need right now is a sane Buffy.
37:45Whoa.
37:46Group hang time?
37:50That, that was quick.
37:52Didn't seem like it to me.
37:55Death is my gift.
37:56Pfft.
37:59Buffy, we need to talk.
38:02What's wrong?
38:03Is Don okay?
38:05Don's fine.
38:06Buffy, we care about you and we're worried about you.
38:10The way you're acting, the things you're doing.
38:12It's wrong.
38:13Wait.
38:14This shouldn't be about blame.
38:17Blame?
38:18There's blame now?
38:19No.
38:20There's only love and some fear.
38:24We're just kind of thrown by the you having sex with Spike.
38:27The who, what, and how with huh?
38:31Okay, that's denial.
38:32That usually comes before anger.
38:34I am not having sex with Spike, anger.
38:38No one is judging you.
38:40It's understandable.
38:42Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact, but well muscled.
38:46I am not having sex with Spike, but I'm starting to think that you might be.
38:53Buffy, I saw you, Anya too.
38:57We saw you and Spike with the straddling.
39:02Spike's mine.
39:04Who's straddling Spike?
39:07Oh my God.
39:09And so say all of us.
39:11Say, look at you.
39:14You look just like me.
39:16We're very pretty.
39:19Two of them.
39:20Hey, I know this.
39:22They're both Buffy.
39:25No.
39:26She's a robot.
39:28She acts just like that girlfriend bot that Warren guy made.
39:31You guys couldn't tell me apart from a robot?
39:35Oh, I don't think I'm a robot.
39:39She's very well done.
39:42Spike must have had her built so he could program her.
39:46Oh, God.
39:47Yanks, imagine the things.
39:50No, no, no imagining any of you.
39:53I already got the visual.
39:54People, friends of mine, you're forgetting the most important thing.
39:59Glory has Spike and she's going to harm him.
40:03Glory has Spike?
40:06We were going to bring that up.
40:08We were getting weapons.
40:09Grab him.
40:11We're going now.
40:13I have to kill him.
40:16We don't even know where to look.
40:19I know where to start.
40:23I have a riddle for you, precious.
40:26How is a vampire that won't talk like an apple?
40:31I think I can do you in one long strip.
40:44Enough.
40:47No more.
40:50I'll tell you who the Sonic is.
40:52Glory's key-sniffing snake was about here when I killed it, and it was headed back to her.
41:07Do you think she lives around here?
41:09There's not a lot to go on.
41:11That's all we got.
41:13It's quite extraordinary, really.
41:15Thank you, but I really think we should be listening to the other Buffy Giles.
41:22She's very smart, and she's going to help us save Spike.
41:25Giles?
41:26Spike didn't even bother to program my name properly.
41:29Listen, Skirt Girl.
41:30We are not going to save him.
41:32We're going to kill him.
41:34He knows who the key is, and there's no way he's not telling Glory.
41:38You're right.
41:40He's evil.
41:41But you should see him naked.
41:44I mean, really.
41:46Okay, guys.
41:49Split up and spread out.
41:51Check the priciest-looking places first.
41:53Xander, you come with me.
41:55Willow, Anya stick together, and Giles...
41:58Giles.
41:59You can watch... it.
42:03Is that better?
42:16Do you think you can try to talk again now?
42:19Good.
42:21Because I'm tired of these games.
42:23I need time.
42:24I need a drink.
42:25You're a very needy little bloodsucker, and it's not very attractive.
42:33So start talking.
42:34Yeah.
42:35Okay.
42:36The key.
42:37Here's the thing.
42:38It's that guy.
42:39On TV.
42:40What's his name?
42:41On the television?
42:42That show.
42:43The price show.
42:44Where they guess what stuff costs.
42:46The price is right.
42:48Bob Barker.
42:49We will bring you Bob Barker.
42:50We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker.
42:55It is not Bob Barker, you scabby morons.
43:01The key is new to this world.
43:02And Bob Barker is as old as grit.
43:04The vampire is lying to me.
43:08Yeah.
43:09But it was fun.
43:10And guess what bitch?
43:11I'm not telling you Jack.
43:12You're never going to get yourself.
43:13You're never going to get yourself.
43:14You scabby morons.
43:15You scabby morons.
43:16The key is new to this world.
43:17And Bob Barker is as old as grit.
43:21The vampire is lying to me.
43:26I'm not telling you Jack.
43:27You're going to get yourself.
43:28You're scabby morons.
43:29You're scabby morons.
43:30You're not scabby morons.
43:31I'm scabby morons.
43:32You're scabby morons.
43:33For the future.
43:34No, I'm scabby morons.
43:35Yeah.
43:36But it was fun.
43:37And guess what bitch.
43:38I'm not telling you Jack.
43:39You're never going to get your solid key.
43:40Cause you might be strong.
43:43But in our world.
43:45You're an idiot.
43:48I am a God.
43:51The God.
43:53What?
43:54Shut up! I command you, shut up!
43:58Yeah, okay. Sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights.
44:05Mark my words, the Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish fashion victim
44:23An ex-god like you.
44:32Good plan, Spike.
44:34Bring him back.
44:36What?
44:43Yeah!
44:51Oh, God.
44:53Oh, God.
45:00Oh, God.
45:07Oh, God.
45:12You do not insult Glory by escaping.
45:28Slayer.
45:42I think we are here.
46:12Spike! Spike is in there!
46:39Maffei!
46:42No!
47:01The Slayer was there.
47:03A lethal fighter.
47:04She seemed to be everywhere at once.
47:06She had friends with many weapons.
47:08There may have been demons.
47:10And where's my vampire?
47:13My vampire?
47:14Is it weird?
47:20Oh, yeah.
47:21At least it's not a very good copy.
47:25I mean, look at it.
47:27Look at it.
47:28Uh, yeah.
47:29What did you guys do with Spike?
47:30And please let the story have a dusty ending.
47:31We dumped him back in his crypt.
47:32We dumped him back in his crypt.
47:33Tried to find out if he'd told her anything.
47:34But he was too badly beaten to make much sense.
47:36Well, even if he told her, he'd just...
47:37Tried to find out if he'd told her anything.
47:38But he was too badly beaten to make much sense.
47:39Well, even if he told her, he'd just lie to us about it anyway, right?
47:41Yeah.
47:42Yeah.
47:43Tried to find out if he'd told her anything, but he was too badly beaten to make much sense.
47:46Well, even if he told her, he'd just lie to us about it anyway, right?
47:49Yeah.
47:50You can count.
47:51Yeah.
47:52I'm sure he's a good guy.
47:53Tried to find out if he'd told her anything.
47:54But he's too badly beaten to make much sense.
47:55Well, even if he told her, he'd just lie to us about it anyway, right?
48:08Yeah.
48:10You can count on it, but I have to know, now.
48:15If he did give us up, Don and I need to get out of town.
48:19I mean, she could be on her way right now.
48:21But not to worry, you know.
48:24I'm sure we'll all be perfectly safe.
48:27We're safe. Right.
48:29And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with.
48:34It sounded convincing when I thought it.
48:36Hey, I think I found something.
48:43Ugh, looks very complicated in there.
48:46Personally, I'd rather look at Guts.
48:48I found where she's broken.
48:51Some of these wires got fried extra crispy.
48:55It's an easy fix.
48:57I mean, not that I would.
49:02God, I feel kind of bad for the guy.
49:05Gets all whooped and his best toy gets taken away.
49:09Xander, please don't be suggesting
49:12what I'd have to kill you for suggesting.
49:15No, no.
49:15Travis, you're completely on board.
49:17It's just...
49:19The guy was so thrashed.
49:21Spike, you're covered in sexy wounds.
49:46Yeah.
49:47I feel real sexy.
49:55Where have you been?
49:58I fell down and got confused.
50:01Willow fixed me.
50:02She's gay.
50:04Will fixed you?
50:06I thought they'd melt you into scrap.
50:09They were confused, too.
50:11Do you want to ravage me now?
50:12Give us a minute.
50:16Got some bones need mandate.
50:20Why did you let that Glory hurt you?
50:25She wanted to know who the key was.
50:28Well, I can tell her, and then you won't...
50:29You can't ever.
50:37Glory never finds out.
50:39Why?
50:42Because Buffy...
50:45The other...
50:46Not so pleasant Buffy.
50:49Anything happen to Don, it'd destroy her.
50:53I couldn't live for being in that much pain.
50:56You let Glory kill me first.
51:02Nearly bloody dead.
51:26Am I a robot?
51:39The robot is gone.
51:42The robot was gross and obscene.
51:45It wasn't supposed to...
51:47Don't!
51:47That thing, it...
51:51It wasn't even real.
52:05What you did for me and Don...
52:10That was real.
52:11I won't forget it.
52:19I won't forget it.
52:41That's what your dream is...
52:42I knew it wasn't...
52:43It was wild.
52:44That's not okay...
52:44It was more
52:47It almost haÚ¯ Eh...
52:48I can't have since...
52:48Do you think it because the equivocacy has experienced...
52:53It could have been треб graduated...
52:55Yes I didn't, I don't have to.
52:56There isn't enough...
52:57It had been deserved at least...
52:58I didn't even know, you were doing but it's kind of real.
53:01I told you, that it was being sure...
53:02What happened?
53:04It had even been kept going...
53:06An elk horse on...
53:07Check this way...
53:09It had been great...
53:10Grr! Arrgh!