Like a pee swamp - Damon Sumner - video Dailymotion

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00:00I love a good pee in the shower, you understand?

00:02Sometimes I'll wait all day, I'll hold it, I'll get beep, beep, beep.

00:05I'll back it up, I'll have my mouth open, I'm a double fountain, in and out sometimes, you understand?

00:10I love a good pee in the shower!

00:13Listen, you ever be peeing in the shower, right?

00:14You got some ride carrier, the candle's going, it's a bop, it's a good night.

00:17And you're singing, and then you look down, and you realize you're standing in a pee swamp.

00:21You understand what I'm saying out here?

00:22Like, the pee didn't drain, so you're like, ah, pee lagoon, what do I do, right?

00:25And you got two choices, do we get out, or do we stay in, what we doing?

00:30Stay in, splash, splash, splash!

00:34Listen, man, pee ain't nothing but your body's kombucha, be free, you understand what I'm saying?

00:39That ain't nothing but superfoods and antioxidants on those pinky toes, live your life!

00:43You pee in the shower, boo?

00:45You don't pee in the shower, what you do when you got to pee in the shower?

00:47You hold it, it's your house, what are you doing?

00:51Take up space, or whatever they say, I don't know.

00:55Pee, that's your space, pee in your space.

00:57What?

00:59What?