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WWE SMACKDOWN 30 MARCH 2000 FULL SHOW HD
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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:30Let's go.
00:01:00This is the eve of Wrestlemania, and our road to Anaheim winds into San Antonio, Texas, where a star crowd is ready for WWF Smackdown.
00:01:11Michael Cole, Jerry the King Roller, and ringside a king with Wrestlemania looming, who knows what to expect here tonight.
00:01:18Oh, there's absolutely no telling.
00:01:21I gotta tell you, there's some wild rumors flying around, Michael.
00:01:26Ow!
00:01:26Taking off Smackdown with tag team action, and the Big Red Machine Kane, led by his father, Paul Bearer, to the ring.
00:01:38That's a sadistic twosome.
00:01:41Following non-title tag team matches, we go for football, choosing first, making his way right, being accompanied by Paul Bearer.
00:01:53He weighs in at 326 pounds, Kane!
00:01:57Kane, you're talking about rumors flying around here tonight on Smackdown.
00:02:01What the world are you talking about?
00:02:02You haven't heard?
00:02:03Not yet.
00:02:03You haven't heard the rumors, Michael?
00:02:05It proves to me that you're not in the know.
00:02:07I'm telling you, the rumors are flying about, well, about some possible stipulations being added to that fatal four-way title match at Wrestlemania.
00:02:15Look out!
00:02:15Stipulations for the fatal four-way elimination match at Wrestlemania.
00:02:21I think they just cinched your eyelashes.
00:02:25Uh-oh.
00:02:27Get down!
00:02:28His tag team partner, he weighs in at four, 124 pounds, Rikishi Fatu!
00:02:38Rikishi Fatu teaming with Kane just like they will Sunday on pay-per-view at Wrestlemania, when they take on S-Puck and the Road Dog.
00:02:47But right here tonight on Smackdown, Kane, The Rock in action, one-on-one against the Eurocontinental champion, Kurt Angle.
00:02:54Oh, what a matchup that's going to be.
00:02:55Rock is certainly going to have his hands full with the great American hero, Kurt Angle.
00:03:00Oh, what a match!
00:03:01And speaking of having their hands full, X-Puck and Road Dog are going to have their hands full with Kane and Rikishi at Wrestlemania.
00:03:08And listen to this crowd.
00:03:10Look at the chip!
00:03:12Rikishi!
00:03:13I can't believe it!
00:03:17All the participants for the fatal four elimination matchup at Wrestlemania are scheduled to join us here tonight on Smackdown.
00:03:24And who knows what's going to happen with Wrestlemania just three days away?
00:03:28Well, I have to mention the fact that all the big fans are going to be here tonight!
00:03:33Out of my weight of 565 pounds, they are the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions,
00:03:43Boberay and Devon, the Dudley Boys!
00:03:47This is a non-title matchup.
00:03:49As Devon and Boberay done for action against Kane and Rikishi.
00:03:53They're obviously set!
00:03:54And here we go!
00:03:55Double team by the Dudleys on Kane and Rikishi getting into the action as we kick off Smackdown,
00:04:01as we get set for a wild ride over the next two hours.
00:04:04And Devon slammed into the corner by Kane, and this match is underway.
00:04:08I can't even imagine what's going through the mind of the Dudleys.
00:04:10Why would they run?
00:04:11Why would you be in a hurry to get in the ring with that, with Kane?
00:04:14They have no fear, perhaps the most dangerous tag team ever seen here in the World Wrestling Federation.
00:04:20And the right hand came from Devon, hardly moved the big red machine.
00:04:23Oh, you'll break your hand!
00:04:24Look out!
00:04:27Look out!
00:04:27What a clothesline to Boberay Dudley, and Kane, what do you think Kane's going to do to X-Pac at Wrestlemania?
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:35I don't know, I can't even imagine what he'll do to X-Pac.
00:04:37I already know what Kane has done, the poor, helpless, defenseless, Tori.
00:04:41Well, over 400 pounds, Rikishi, in the ring off the tag, hammering away on Bubba Ray and Devon Dudley.
00:04:49The Dudley boys defend the tag team titles in a triangle ladder match against the Hardys and Edge and Christian.
00:04:56First time ever in this history of Wrestlemania such a match!
00:04:59What a spectacular matchup it should be with the tag team titles on the line.
00:05:03Oh, watch it.
00:05:04Uh-oh.
00:05:04When he slaps his butt, you can ride the waves!
00:05:07Uh-oh, no!
00:05:09And Devon.
00:05:10Great!
00:05:10Great double team by the Dudley's, pushing Rikishi into Bubba Ray.
00:05:15What a smart idea Devon had there.
00:05:17He saved himself from a fate worse than death.
00:05:19And Rikishi favoring left ankle still heavily wrapped.
00:05:22What a sight!
00:05:23And look at Devon off the top rope, into the lower extremities of Rikishi.
00:05:28That took a lot of courage from Devon, no way to miss that one.
00:05:31Yeah, look where his head landed.
00:05:32Excuse me.
00:05:34And Devon hammering away on Rikishi.
00:05:37Okay, we've been talking about the triangle ladder match at Wrestlemania.
00:05:40It is going to be a wild weekend in Anaheim.
00:05:43The biggest pay-per-view in WWE history, Wrestlemania.
00:05:46And here's a little advice.
00:05:47Get your order in for Wrestlemania now.
00:05:50Don't get shut out.
00:05:50The operators are going to be busy all weekend long.
00:05:53Order Wrestlemania early on pay-per-view.
00:05:56Rikishi with an elbow to Bubba Ray Dudley.
00:06:01Devon, nobody home.
00:06:02Oh, and a hit bump.
00:06:05Rikishi and X-POP.
00:06:06Oh, no, no, he's going to get ink out of it.
00:06:08Oh, please.
00:06:10Rikishi did it to the Road Dogg on Monday night.
00:06:12That's asinine if you ask me.
00:06:14And Bubba Ray coming for that injured left ankle of Rikishi Fatu.
00:06:19And that's why the Doublings are the best tag team in the WWE.
00:06:23They are the tag team champions.
00:06:26Will they hold on to the titles this Sunday at Wrestlemania?
00:06:29What an elbow.
00:06:31That injured leg of Rikishi.
00:06:33Well, what a night this is going to be, Michael.
00:06:35I can't wait to see that showdown between Kurt Angle, the American hero,
00:06:39and the People's Champion, The Rock.
00:06:40Covered by D-Von.
00:06:41Rikishi just gets the shoulder up.
00:06:43He's taking the count of three.
00:06:44That's like a Wrestlemania match in itself.
00:06:45And what about the rumors you've been talking about swirling around
00:06:48that stipulations may be added to the Fatal 4-Way Elimination match at Wrestlemania?
00:06:53Well, let me just say this.
00:06:54They're very strong rumors from very, very religious sources.
00:06:58What an elbow to the sternum by D-Von.
00:07:00And this is what makes the Dudley Boys so dangerous.
00:07:03Tremendous tag team.
00:07:05That, plus they have some kind of furniture fetish.
00:07:07Yeah, they do that.
00:07:09And Bubba Ray.
00:07:10Ow.
00:07:11Shot to the chest of Rikishi.
00:07:13Uh-oh.
00:07:14Absolutely no effect.
00:07:15I don't think Rikishi liked it too much.
00:07:17Bubba Ray playing with a DDT.
00:07:19Hey, Rikishi.
00:07:20How'd he get it back up?
00:07:21What the heck?
00:07:22Can you believe that?
00:07:23He got a kick to the face of Bubba Ray.
00:07:27Horrendously hard hit.
00:07:28And here comes the big red machine, Kane.
00:07:30Oh, no.
00:07:31To the top rope.
00:07:33D-Von.
00:07:34For now sending a message to X-Talk.
00:07:37Kane is on fire.
00:07:38Don't say that around Kane.
00:07:42Maybe Kane's doing a message to Tori, his ex-girlfriend.
00:07:47X-Box New Squeeze.
00:07:49D-Von into the corner.
00:07:50Oh, no.
00:07:51Look at the strength of the big red machine.
00:07:53And Bubba Ray from behind.
00:07:56What action as we kick off SmackDown on what will be a wild ride tonight?
00:08:00Oh, my.
00:08:01Talking about wild rides.
00:08:03Oh, Chuck Slam.
00:08:04Have you ever, have you ever seen, oh, no.
00:08:08Unbelievable power from the big red machine.
00:08:11A double chokeslam of the Dudleys.
00:08:13I think he's gonna let Rikishi have the honors.
00:08:18Rikishi and Kane working well together.
00:08:20He's slapping that caboose and it's as big as a moose.
00:08:23That arrow is gonna sit in his face.
00:08:25D-Von Dudley is about to get a face full of bomb.
00:08:30Oh, man.
00:08:31Here's the cover.
00:08:33It's over.
00:08:34Kane and Rikishi defeat the Dudleys.
00:08:37Here are the winners, Kane and Rikishi.
00:08:40Part 2.
00:08:42Is this what is in store for DX?
00:08:45What?
00:08:45Sunday at WrestleMania on pay-per-view.
00:08:48It'll be Rikishi and Kane against X-Pac and Road Dog.
00:08:52What a war that's gonna be.
00:08:54Take this.
00:08:55Oh, baby.
00:08:56What do you think it is?
00:08:59Who else travels in style like that, Michael?
00:09:01Could this be?
00:09:02There's Road Dogg and X-Pac.
00:09:04Here we go.
00:09:06It's the DX Express, the champion, Triple H, and his wife, Destiny McMahon, Helmsley, are here.
00:09:13They're thicker than thieves, Kane.
00:09:15What do you mean thicker than thieves?
00:09:18It's like a great family reunion.
00:09:19And there's the way a press.
00:09:22That's the way a family should function.
00:09:23DX is here on the eve of WrestleMania.
00:09:26Well, that is the music of the World Wrestling Federation champion, Triple H, and the music of the Kane.
00:09:38Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, Stephanie McMahon, Helmsley, and the World Wrestling Federation champion, Triple H.
00:09:51And Kane, Sunday at WrestleMania on pay-per-view, the Kane can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is the Kane.
00:09:59He will defend the World Wrestling Federation championship in a fatal four-way elimination match against The Rock, The Big Show, and Mick Bowles.
00:10:08Oh, man, I guarantee you, there's no doubt in my mind that this is going to be the greatest WrestleMania ever just because of that main event.
00:10:14I mean, if that were the only match at WrestleMania, it would be the greatest ever.
00:10:18And don't forget what's going to be happening outside the ring.
00:10:20Stephanie McMahon, Helmsley, and her husband, Triple H's corner.
00:10:23Oh, yeah, Vince McMahon in The Rock's corner.
00:10:26Oh, my God.
00:10:26Vincent McMahon in McFoley's corner.
00:10:28I can't believe it.
00:10:28Shane McMahon in the corner of The Big Show.
00:10:31Oh, it's going to be great, I told you.
00:10:33What is going to happen?
00:10:34What do you call the McMahon, the most dysfunctional family on television?
00:10:38Well, I'm telling you, it's really gotten fast.
00:10:42And it's going to really explode, WrestleMania.
00:10:46It could explode right here tonight on SmackDown.
00:10:50On a night where The Rock will go one-on-one with Kurt Angle.
00:10:54What in the world does the game have to say?
00:10:56I have no idea, but did you see Monday Night on Raw when Vince McMahon was hammering his own son?
00:11:02Shane, I mean, he hit him with everything but to get his feet.
00:11:05You remember when your parents used to tell you, there's going to be worse than it does you?
00:11:09I knew that was a lie.
00:11:12Triple H's the game, the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
00:11:16Will he hold on to that title for three more days, or will he continue his reign on top of the WWF?
00:11:26Stephanie, she admires her man.
00:11:27No WWF champion has ever faced a bigger challenge than that man at WrestleMania, Triple H.
00:11:31Triple H.
00:11:46No WWF champion has ever faced a bigger challenge than that man at WrestleMania, Triple H.
00:11:49No WWF champion has ever faced a bigger challenge than that man at Wrestlemania, Triple H.
00:11:56Yeah, but no WWF champion has ever been the game before.
00:12:01His sellout crowd all over the game.
00:12:05What's wrong with these people? Michael, you're from Texas? Are they all idiots?
00:12:08Stafford, can you feel it in the air? Three days to the greatest pay-per-view event of all time.
00:12:19Three days till Wrestlemania.
00:12:24Oh yeah! Three days!
00:12:27Three days until four of the biggest stars ever in the World Wrestling Federation step into this very ring.
00:12:38In a fatal four-way elimination match.
00:12:43To decide just who is.
00:12:47Uh oh.
00:12:49Standing for The Rock.
00:12:51No kids, we can hear it.
00:12:58To determine just who is the true champion.
00:13:03To determine who is the World Wrestling Federation champion.
00:13:10The money's on the game.
00:13:11If you don't think the intensity has picked up around here, you're crazy.
00:13:15You can feel it in the back. You can feel it out here. It's thick in the air.
00:13:21Electricity!
00:13:22You know, every week I come out here and I call myself The Game.
00:13:29Rightfully so!
00:13:31I'm gonna explain to you why.
00:13:36I am The Game because I eat, sleep, breathe, think nothing else of this business.
00:13:49I am The Game because I have sweat, I have bled, I have paid the ultimate price to be the best in this business.
00:14:02I bust my ass every single day of my life to be the best in this business.
00:14:09Show some respect!
00:14:14And there's not a person in the back that can tell me.
00:14:19There's not a person that can walk out here and prove to me that I am not the very best at what I do.
00:14:29And in WrestleMania, prove it to the world!
00:14:31In this ring, right now, I have no equal!
00:14:37I guarantee the world, I will leave WrestleMania the World Wrestling Federation Champion!
00:14:47Why?
00:14:50Because whether you like it or not, I am that damn good!
00:14:57It's as simple as that! Michael Brand is champion of all time!
00:15:03Wait a minute, what a look!
00:15:05Uh-oh!
00:15:09The day over here right now, he'd say Vince McMahon is about to pick up!
00:15:12It's Vince McMahon, who will be in the Rock's Corner in the Final Four-Way Elimination match at WrestleMania on Sunday!
00:15:20And the father of that woman, Stephanie McMahon-Helsley!
00:15:24Yeah, Monkey Night, Stephanie said she'd like to slap Vince's face!
00:15:28Just how good are you, Triple H?
00:15:32I guess we're about to find out.
00:15:34You seem unusually confident.
00:15:39There must be a reason for that.
00:15:43Knowing the coward that you are...
00:15:46What? Uh-oh!
00:15:47Now wait a minute!
00:15:50Trying to provoke Triple H!
00:15:53I think you've...
00:15:55Think you've found a way...
00:15:57To weasel out...
00:15:59Of this match-up in some way and still...
00:16:03Be the WWF Champion...
00:16:05On perhaps...
00:16:07A disqualification.
00:16:09Well...
00:16:11Perhaps you think you're gonna be counted out...
00:16:14And then save your WWF Championship.
00:16:17That could happen!
00:16:19Well, if that's what you're thinking...
00:16:22Think again.
00:16:24What?
00:16:25Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match-Up...
00:16:28As of right now...
00:16:30This Sunday...
00:16:33We'll have no disqualification.
00:16:35Oh, man!
00:16:36Now wait a minute!
00:16:38Hold it, hold it, hold it!
00:16:40We'll have no count-out.
00:16:42Oh!
00:16:44We gotta rethink this!
00:16:45The public deserves to find out just who is the best man...
00:16:49And that best man...
00:16:55Will be victorious by only one way...
00:16:59And that is a pin!
00:17:01After everyone else has eliminated...
00:17:03A pin...
00:17:05In...
00:17:06That...
00:17:07Very...
00:17:08Ring!
00:17:10Oh, and just...
00:17:12One other thing, Triple H...
00:17:14Good luck.
00:17:17Can you believe Vince McMahon?
00:17:18No, I can't!
00:17:19A champion!
00:17:20Shit!
00:17:21Well, man, I mean...
00:17:22If there's a disqualification, he should keep his title up!
00:17:24There's a count-out!
00:17:25He should keep his title!
00:17:27Well, King, this must have been the rumors you were talking about!
00:17:30What?
00:17:31You know...
00:17:35As unfair...
00:17:37As that is...
00:17:39As ridiculous...
00:17:40As that is...
00:17:44If you think that rattles me, Vince...
00:17:47You're wrong!
00:17:48If you think it shakes my confidence...
00:17:50You're wrong!
00:17:52I want you to think long and hard!
00:17:54Remember who the hell you're talking to!
00:17:57I am the man...
00:18:02I am the man that retired Mick Foley!
00:18:06I am the man that retired the hardcore legend!
00:18:09I am the man that retired the King of the Deathmatch!
00:18:14No DQ means nothing to me!
00:18:18I am the man that put Mick Foley...
00:18:23Cactus Jack out of this business!
00:18:29Right!
00:18:31He's not rattled at all, Michael!
00:18:33He's...
00:18:34Wait a minute!
00:18:36Now what?
00:18:38What do you mean, now what?
00:18:40Why do these people keep interrupting the game?
00:18:44Will this man, Mick Foley, fulfill the final chapter in a storied history Sunday at WrestleMania?
00:18:51Will he win the WWF title?
00:18:54Heaven forbid!
00:18:56What's he even doing out here now?
00:18:58Listen to the crowd, King!
00:19:02Crowd King!
00:19:03Oh, I hear him!
00:19:04The sentimental favorite on Sunday is Mick Foley!
00:19:06Wait, wait, wait!
00:19:07Triple H is right!
00:19:09Triple H did retire Mick Foley!
00:19:12Triple H did put Mick Foley out of this business!
00:19:18But Triple H, unfortunately for you at WrestleMania, for one night only, Mick Foley is back in this business!
00:19:28That he is!
00:19:30That he is!
00:19:34And seeing how it now is suddenly no disqualification, well, I guess it wouldn't hurt if I brought along this!
00:19:45Oh boy!
00:19:47The game's in the game of his life!
00:19:49I know Triple H, I know, I know!
00:19:52I know I came out here last week and I said I wasn't gonna hurt you with my bar bar bat,
00:19:57but instead, I was going to take what you hold dearest, your WWF championship!
00:20:08But you see Triple H, I don't see any reason why I cannot take your belt and beat the hell out of you at the same time!
00:20:20This is bad! This is really bad!
00:20:21You see Triple H, I've got one advantage out of you and that is, after WrestleMania, you have got to get up and go back to work!
00:20:33I don't!
00:20:34Like winning the lottery!
00:20:35Which means, at WrestleMania, I sure as hell am going to let it all hang out!
00:20:46I do not care if I stay in bed all damn day! As a matter of fact, I don't care if it's in a hospital bed!
00:20:57As long as I have your championship around my waist!
00:21:04No! No!
00:21:06It's gonna be a long, long time before wrestling fans see Mick Foley again!
00:21:19So I'll just say this, it has been my honor to go into your living rooms every Monday and Thursday night!
00:21:28Breaking and entering!
00:21:31Breaking and entering!
00:21:32And I can promise you this, that this is going to be one hell of a match!
00:21:40They've stacked the deck against Triple H!
00:21:43So Triple H, do me just one small favor, get your damn lip marks off my belt!
00:21:50Because at WrestleMania, Mrs. Foley, his little boy, is going home with the gold!
00:22:03If Mick Foley wins at WrestleMania, he will retire with the title!
00:22:07He'll fulfill his dreams!
00:22:09But what about the major announcement from Vince McMahon here tonight?
00:22:12The stipulations for the main event at WrestleMania!
00:22:14No disqualification! No count-out!
00:22:17You have to win this Fatal 4-Way!
00:22:21Only one way and that's my own pinball!
00:22:23The game's the game of his life!
00:22:25You know something, Phil? I just don't get it.
00:22:28This is a complete conspiracy.
00:22:30I have two belts on the line at WrestleMania.
00:22:32Last Monday night I had Kane, tonight I have a Rock.
00:22:35I mean, do you think this is a coincidence?
00:22:37Heck no! I can't believe this!
00:22:39Talk to me, Phil, talk to me!
00:22:40What do you think is going on here?
00:22:42I don't know, I don't know what...
00:22:43Wait a second, I want you to talk to me.
00:22:45Come here.
00:22:46Look, me and you need to have a little conversation, you know?
00:22:54Well, I'll tell you what, Michael!
00:22:55That press conference took place yesterday at WWF New York!
00:22:58The NFL is going to be the best!
00:23:02That league is gonna be great!
00:23:03That's gonna be explosive!
00:23:05Well, speaking of explosive,
00:23:07here comes that street survivor from Brooklyn, Taz!
00:23:10The league turns orange for Taz coming out here!
00:23:16You look like a big, don't feel the cat right now!
00:23:18This is scheduled for football,
00:23:20and it is for the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship!
00:23:24It's your favorite, the challenger,
00:23:26from the Red Hulk section of Brooklyn, New York,
00:23:29weighing in at 248 pounds, Taz!
00:23:33Hey, by the way, before the break,
00:23:36what do you think the big show is going to talk to Kurt Angle about?
00:23:39I don't know, Ken, you're the guy with all the sources,
00:23:41your sources have come through already tonight,
00:23:43let me get somebody working on that!
00:23:44Okay!
00:23:45From Mobile, Alabama,
00:23:47weighing in at allegedly well over 400 pounds!
00:23:51He is the World Wrestling Federation Hardcore Champion,
00:23:56Crash!
00:23:58Boom!
00:23:59Look out for a branch!
00:24:00He's really getting paranoid!
00:24:01You see him looking over his shoulder?
00:24:02He has to watch his own back at all times!
00:24:04It's his own, it's his own fault!
00:24:05Boom! Boom!
00:24:06He said he'd defend the Hardcore title,
00:24:0724 hours a day,
00:24:087 days a week,
00:24:09as long as our referee was around!
00:24:11And here we go,
00:24:12Hardcore Championship on the line,
00:24:13no holds barred,
00:24:14anything goes,
00:24:15falls count anywhere!
00:24:16Taz against Hardcore Holly,
00:24:18I should say Crash Holly!
00:24:19That's right!
00:24:20Uh-oh!
00:24:21Now look at this!
00:24:22Oh no!
00:24:23This is gonna be painful!
00:24:24Taz getting him up!
00:24:25Oh man!
00:24:26And Crash in trouble,
00:24:27early on in this Hardcore title match!
00:24:29Big time trouble!
00:24:30Crash, you don't have to look over your shoulder now!
00:24:33In front of us!
00:24:34The Hardcore Champion bouncing off the announce table!
00:24:36Taz with a cover,
00:24:37hooks the leg!
00:24:38And a kick out!
00:24:39Remember, falls count anywhere!
00:24:40In this type of matchup!
00:24:42Look at Crash!
00:24:43Can you blame Crash for being paranoid?
00:24:45I mean, the past few weeks,
00:24:46he's had people attack him in laundromats,
00:24:48airports,
00:24:49even in a,
00:24:50and at some kind of amusement park somewhere!
00:24:52Yeah!
00:24:54Battling back into the people, Taz,
00:24:56and Crash Holly with a Hardcore title on the line!
00:24:59Can you believe this?
00:25:00They are called Crash the Houdini of Hardcore,
00:25:03because somehow when he disappears!
00:25:05Hey!
00:25:06It's Viscera!
00:25:07What's Viscera doing?
00:25:08I don't know!
00:25:09Viscera just attacked Crash backstage as well!
00:25:10Has Viscera got his own referee?
00:25:12Everybody's gutted for the Hardcore title!
00:25:14He better disappear again, Crash!
00:25:16But Crash,
00:25:17trying to hightail it!
00:25:19Hey!
00:25:20Oh!
00:25:21It drops through the Headbangers!
00:25:22Here's a cover!
00:25:23There's two!
00:25:24They've got their own referee!
00:25:25Taz breaks up the three count, and now everybody's fighting amongst themselves!
00:25:28Come on!
00:25:29Run, Crash!
00:25:30Run!
00:25:31What'd you call him, the Houdini of Hardcore?
00:25:33He better disappear!
00:25:34Oh, he's trying to escape, and Taz just tagged him!
00:25:37And look at this!
00:25:38Taz went for a cover, and Thrasher pulled him off!
00:25:41Everyone wants the Hardcore title!
00:25:43Look at all these, Taz!
00:25:44Everybody wants to be the Hardcore champion!
00:25:46Yeah!
00:25:47You're right, King!
00:25:48I mean, everyone wants to be the champ!
00:25:50And here's Taz with a cover!
00:25:52And Thrasher again pulls Taz off Crash Holly!
00:25:55It is mayhem in the backstage area!
00:25:58Mr. 24-7!
00:26:00Crash Holly in all kinds of trouble!
00:26:03It's not good for Crash, I can tell you that!
00:26:05He's got a plethora of superstars in pursuit!
00:26:08And look at they're fighting to stack him on the trucks!
00:26:11The Headbangers, Taz, Viscera!
00:26:14All after Crash Holly, covered by Mosh!
00:26:17And even the Headbangers fighting amongst themselves!
00:26:20And there's that huge Viscera, a double team by Viscera and Taz!
00:26:24One, two!
00:26:25Another cover!
00:26:26I don't think the referees can keep this straight!
00:26:29There's a cover again and a kick down by Crash!
00:26:32And Crash Holly's escaping!
00:26:34Crash Holly, will he defend the title at WrestleMania?
00:26:37Uh-oh, what's this?
00:26:39Boy!
00:26:41Oh boy!
00:26:45Hey!
00:26:46Mal Venus!
00:26:50Hello, Miss Kat!
00:26:52Hi, Mal.
00:26:53I just came by to let you know that I respect your authority as a referee at WrestleMania.
00:26:59Uh-huh.
00:27:00And if things go as planned, it could be a hard one to call.
00:27:05So I'm gonna let you decide who comes out on top.
00:27:10Oh, is this your bad?
00:27:13As a matter of fact, it is.
00:27:16You know, I'd never do anything to sway your decision.
00:27:20Well, you know something, Miss Kitty?
00:27:23The less you do, I promise you, the better your match will be.
00:27:28Oh, my gosh!
00:27:29Did you see that?
00:27:30Yeah, I saw that!
00:27:31And here comes Edge and Christian!
00:27:32They take on DX!
00:27:33What a match!
00:27:34Next!
00:27:35And now, get ready for some Maximum Power!
00:27:37Delivered by RC Edge Maximum Power Cola!
00:27:41Look at that!
00:27:42Look at that!
00:27:43Look at that!
00:27:44Look at that!
00:27:45Look at that!
00:27:46Look at that!
00:27:47Look at that!
00:27:48Look at that!
00:27:49Look at that!
00:27:50Look at that!
00:27:51Look at that!
00:27:52Look at that!
00:27:53Oh, my!
00:27:54The Jezebel!
00:27:55They go for a ride!
00:27:56That's popped with a low blow!
00:27:58Look at that!
00:27:59Oh!
00:28:00For God's sake!
00:28:01He's thrown over the top!
00:28:02RC Edge.
00:28:03Not just Cola.
00:28:04Power Cola.
00:28:05King, we thought it was the end of the hardcore match, but it wasn't!
00:28:09The hardcore title match continued during the break!
00:28:12Houdini!
00:28:13Holly didn't disappear!
00:28:15I think they found him!
00:28:16And they found him, all right!
00:28:18Hiding in that half a truck!
00:28:19Look out!
00:28:20It was the mainstream posse you attacked next!
00:28:23You know, Pete Gass is a former hardcore champion!
00:28:26These guys certainly can't decide who wants to be the champion!
00:28:29The posse fighting amongst each other again!
00:28:32By the way, Pete Gass was only a champion for about 30 seconds!
00:28:35Well, less than that, I think it was about 7 seconds!
00:28:37Look!
00:28:38Here we go!
00:28:39And for the second time tonight, Crash escapes with a hardcore championship!
00:28:44Man!
00:28:45Well, what's this now?
00:28:48Well, here come the Hardy boys!
00:28:50We're expecting Edge of Christian versus DX!
00:28:53What are the Hardys doing out here?
00:28:55Who cares?
00:28:56Where'd Crash go?
00:28:57Well, we saw GTV earlier on, King!
00:29:00Val Venus is the special guest referee for the Catfighter WrestleMania!
00:29:04How did Val Venus get that job?
00:29:06What was Cat doing?
00:29:07I don't know, but I wouldn't mind having a little, a few cat hairs on my furniture!
00:29:10A Catfighter WrestleMania Sunday on pay-per-view between the Cat and Terry, and King Ray!
00:29:16Well, King Ray is joined out here now by Matt and Jeff!
00:29:19How are you always?
00:29:20Have a seat, guys!
00:29:21You're always welcome!
00:29:22Good to have you here!
00:29:24Here we are!
00:29:25I guess you're gonna join us for this big match, huh?
00:29:28Yeah!
00:29:29Big match!
00:29:30For the help from Run-DNC from the Aggression CD, here come Edge Park and Rope Dog!
00:29:35Set for tag team action on Sunday on pay-per-view at WrestleMania, King!
00:29:41Edge Park and Rope Dog take on Regan.
00:29:45Take on Rikishi and Kane, and can you imagine if Rikishi put his backside in a evil Tori's face?
00:30:04She wouldn't be wearing it, you know what, he, Grant, would she?
00:30:09No, not at all!
00:30:11We're joined by Matt and Jeff Hardy here at ringside, and will be involved in the first ever triangle ladder match at WrestleMania.
00:30:18Wait a minute, Michael, I'm really glad that you guys are out here because, you see, Monday night on Raw, Edge and Christian had the audacity to come out here.
00:30:26And I'm gonna tell you something, they really knocked you guys back.
00:30:29Jeff, they said that you guys were so conceited and arrogant that all you talked about were yourselves.
00:30:36And hey, that mop-top, that mop-top Edge even had the audacity to talk about your hair color.
00:30:43By the way, do you remember what your original hair color was?
00:30:46Honestly, I don't think.
00:30:48But you know Edge, Edge comes out here.
00:30:51Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:30:54Well, Rope Dog, I don't think they're gonna cut the music.
00:30:57But here comes Edge and Christian.
00:31:00Okay, two of the opponents for the Hardy Boys in the triangle ladder match along with the Dudley Boys at WrestleMania Sunday.
00:31:06What were you gonna say?
00:31:07There he is, there he is!
00:31:08What were you gonna say about it, Jeff?
00:31:09You know, King the Hedge King out here trying to talk about somebody's hair.
00:31:13Come on, why don't we talk about his big teeth?
00:31:15Right!
00:31:16He's got, he's got nice teeth for a beaver, look at him!
00:31:18That's alright.
00:31:19I'll shut him up when I swore until I met pretty small off his face.
00:31:23Well, Matt and Jeff, one of the things Edge and Christian say is that you two are full of yourselves.
00:31:28They said that they rode with you for months and months and all you guys wanted to talk about were the Hardy Boys.
00:31:33Well, I don't think they should mistake cockiness for confidence.
00:31:36We're proud of what we've done at WWF.
00:31:37We've done a lot of good things.
00:31:38I think anyone that accomplished what Matt and Jeff has done would be proud of it.
00:31:42Well, your next accomplishment could come Sunday at WrestleMania.
00:31:45First ever triangle ladder match against Edge and Christian and the Dudley Boys.
00:31:50As Edge gets set to start things off against the Road Dog in this one.
00:31:53Edge was so nervous, he was sitting over here biting his nails.
00:31:58I guarantee you, his stomach needs a manicure.
00:32:00You guys look cool, calm, and collected.
00:32:02You're my pick, by the way.
00:32:03I'm picking you guys to win that match.
00:32:04That isn't what you said on Raw Monday night.
00:32:05Shut up, Michael Cole, shut up.
00:32:06Shut up, Michael Cole, shut up.
00:32:07Well, I'll tell you, the Butterflies are there, but the fact of the matter is, these guys are nervous.
00:32:11If they say they're not, they're lying.
00:32:12Right.
00:32:13The Road Dog with the shoulders take down of Edge.
00:32:15Earlier tonight, Matt and Jeff King picked the Dudley Boys during the triangle ladder match.
00:32:18Is that right?
00:32:19And speaking of the Dudley Boys, what do you guys think of the Dudley Boys?
00:32:22Perhaps the most dangerous tag team ever?
00:32:24The fact is, we hate the Dudleys, but at least we know where they stand because the Dudleys loathe us as well.
00:32:29I hate those damn Dudleys myself.
00:32:31Michael Cole almost slept here.
00:32:32Road Dog, face first into the apron of the ring.
00:32:34Guys, you know, we were talking about WrestleMania.
00:32:37We were talking about the nervousness as you approached WrestleMania just three weeks away.
00:32:41Do you think perhaps the tension, the stress is getting to everybody as we move closer to the pond in Anaheim?
00:32:46Well, I think the tension is one of the driving forces that has split Edge and Christian and myself and Jeff apart.
00:32:52But the fact of the matter is, they were the first one to offer respect.
00:32:55And now it's not about respect anymore.
00:32:57Wait a minute.
00:32:58Cover by Christian.
00:32:59Hook of the leg and a kick out after two.
00:33:00Tremendous double team by Edge and Christian.
00:33:01Shut up.
00:33:02What's it about, Matt?
00:33:03It's not about respect anymore.
00:33:04It's all about winning.
00:33:05And we will win the titles this Sunday at WrestleMania.
00:33:08A bold prediction from the Hardy Boys.
00:33:10What do you mean a bold prediction?
00:33:11You guys are confident.
00:33:12Well, Matt and Jeff, you know, a ladder match, as you guys are well aware, is a career shortening type of matchup.
00:33:19Are you guys worried about that at all?
00:33:21Look at that.
00:33:22We're very aware that Sunday may very well be our last match.
00:33:25We will do anything, and I'll repeat anything, to win this Sunday.
00:33:29Now look out.
00:33:30Christian to the top rope.
00:33:31X-Pac slowly to his feet and Road Dogg countered.
00:33:34Matt and Jeff, are you guys afraid?
00:33:36I mean, bottom line, are you afraid going into a matchup like this?
00:33:39Can you believe this guy?
00:33:41How can you ask these guys a question like that?
00:33:43Are they afraid?
00:33:44What do you mean?
00:33:45And X-Pac goes for the Bronco Buster.
00:33:48Michael, to answer your question, we aren't afraid of the match.
00:33:51We aren't afraid of getting hurt.
00:33:53Jeff and I know no fear.
00:33:55Fear is only a four-letter word.
00:33:57And when it comes to WrestleMania, we will put everything on the line.
00:34:00We will put our body, our mind, and our soul to become the WF Tag Team Champions.
00:34:03That's our dream, and we want to fulfill it this Sunday.
00:34:06We've been the champions before, Michael, and we want to be him again.
00:34:09Well, DX doing what it does best inside the ring.
00:34:11The double team on Christian, isolating him from his partner, Edge.
00:34:14You guys can't take anything away from Edge and Christian.
00:34:16They're both tremendous athletes here in the World Wrestling Federation.
00:34:19They're a couple of long hair sisters.
00:34:21Absolutely.
00:34:22They are the most fantastic team we've ever been in the ring with.
00:34:25And I'll be the first and foremost to say that.
00:34:27Our history runs deep with Edge and Christian and with the Dudleys.
00:34:30And this Sunday, it is time for the Hardy Boys to make everyone understand why they are the capital T-H-E Tag Team in the WWE.
00:34:38Let me tell you, don't worry about Edge and Christian.
00:34:41You got to worry about those damn Dudleys.
00:34:43You know what they're capable of doing?
00:34:44You know what they do with tables?
00:34:46Imagine what they'll do with one of those huge liners.
00:34:48He'll kick by Edge.
00:34:49X-Pac into the ring.
00:34:50There's the reversal.
00:34:51And X-Pac gonna slam by Edge.
00:34:53Don't be impressed by these guys.
00:34:56And Edge.
00:34:57Uh-oh.
00:34:58Road Dog counters into the ropes.
00:34:59Kick to the midsection.
00:35:00And look out.
00:35:01Here's the pump handle slam.
00:35:02No, it isn't.
00:35:03I'm telling you, Edge and Christian learn a lot of bad things about Edge.
00:35:08I've got a feeling there's gonna be a very unfortunate twist of fate in the future of Edge and Christian.
00:35:12Unfortunate.
00:35:13Where are they going?
00:35:14Hey, hey.
00:35:15Unfortunate twist of fate.
00:35:16The referee's down.
00:35:17Look at this.
00:35:18Oh, Matt went after Christian.
00:35:20Hey.
00:35:21Twist of fate.
00:35:22Edge on the cover on Road Dog.
00:35:25The referee's down.
00:35:26Oh.
00:35:27Tom Fogg into the back of Edge.
00:35:29And the Hardy Boys have struck.
00:35:33He's down.
00:35:34Edge is down.
00:35:35Cover by Road Dog.
00:35:36Referee coming to.
00:35:37It's over.
00:35:39Hardy Boys with retaliation for what happened on Raw.
00:35:42Look at that.
00:35:43I told you.
00:35:44X-Pac and the Road Dog to see.
00:35:47And there are your winners at WrestleMania right here.
00:35:52The Hardy.
00:35:53That's my prediction.
00:35:54You know, the Hardy's didn't do it, King, to help DX.
00:35:57They wanted to send a message to Edge and Christian.
00:35:59And won a swanton bomb by Jeff Hardy.
00:36:02A thing of beauty.
00:36:03And then we should land it right on those beaver teeth of Christian.
00:36:06Can you imagine Jeff Hardy connecting on the swanton bomb off the top of a ladder?
00:36:10Hey, look at this.
00:36:11Hey, look at this.
00:36:12WrestleMania coming up.
00:36:13It's my last match.
00:36:14But let's face it, you're going to be sticking around here a while.
00:36:16Take it from me, I've been around and I know that things can happen for a big match.
00:36:20So all I'm saying, if I were you, I'd keep the eyes open, ears alert, because anything can happen before WrestleMania.
00:36:25Hey, and if you want somebody to watch your back, I'm going to be your guy.
00:36:29Well, you know what, Mick?
00:36:30The Rock really appreciates that.
00:36:31And The Rock realizes what type of match is going on at WrestleMania.
00:36:34Furthermore, The Rock realizes that in three days, you want the WWF title just as bad as the great one wants the WWF title.
00:36:40But as far as for you being in The Rock's corner, the answer is no.
00:36:43The Rock appreciates that though, Mick.
00:36:45But the answer is no.
00:36:46The Rock doesn't want your help, doesn't need your help.
00:36:48The Rock doesn't want anybody.
00:36:49Say no more.
00:36:50Say no more.
00:36:51It's The Rock versus Angle.
00:36:52Next!
00:36:53And now, the WWF Rewind, brought to you by WWF Aggression.
00:36:57Original rap songs based on superstars themes.
00:37:00In stores now.
00:37:02Triple A to Vince.
00:37:04Whoa!
00:37:05Did you see that shot?
00:37:06Vince can get through her right here.
00:37:08The guy has a good show.
00:37:10Mick Foley's not the man of the tongue.
00:37:12Shane McMahon!
00:37:13Rock Byron!
00:37:14Yeah!
00:37:15The Rock's going to WrestleMania!
00:37:19Well, King of the Europe Continental Champion Kurt Angle has a date Sunday on Pay Per View at WrestleMania.
00:37:25A two-ball triple threat match versus Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho.
00:37:30That's right.
00:37:31You should be standing up as everybody should right now.
00:37:33Recognize a true American hero.
00:37:38This message is for all you children out there.
00:37:41All good.
00:37:42Although Sunday is a school night, I am giving all my young fans permission to stay up late Sunday night for WrestleMania to watch your Olympic hero retain both the European and Intercontinental titles.
00:37:58Wow.
00:37:59And as sure as I am that the San Antonio Spurs will not repeat as world champions this year, they won't, they won't.
00:38:08I am sure that I will repeat as Euro Continental Champion at WrestleMania.
00:38:15I will.
00:38:16I will.
00:38:17I will.
00:38:18He's right about everything.
00:38:19Right about the Spurs and about himself.
00:38:20Well, he's pretty confident but he had no mention of The Rock who he meets here tonight.
00:38:23Here you smile!
00:38:24And come Sunday at WrestleMania, The Rock goes for the World Wrestling Federation Championship tag in a fatal four-way elimination match.
00:38:37And what about the stipulations we heard earlier on tonight from Vince McMahon?
00:38:44It's huge!
00:38:45It's huge!
00:38:46Oh, no.
00:38:47The title process is scheduled for a football.
00:38:49And you get to everybody from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 275 pounds.
00:38:56No!
00:38:58My sources told me, Michael, that that was going to be a big, bomb-masting announcement about the stipulation that the bomb was dropped on, well, mostly on Triple H by Vince McMahon.
00:39:09No count-out, no disqualification, the fatal four-way match must be won by a pitfall.
00:39:16Well, Vince McMahon, who will be in The Rock's corner, has guaranteed there'll be no shortcuts.
00:39:21Vince has seen too if the Triple H can't save his title by walking out.
00:39:26He has to win by pitfall in the center of that very ring.
00:39:31The second stock against the game.
00:39:33And the rocking angle set to go one-on-one.
00:39:36This is a non-title matchup.
00:39:39Oh, no, King.
00:39:41Can you believe this?
00:39:43Yeah!
00:39:44The game, Triple H and his wife Stephanie on their way to the ring.
00:39:48And what business does the champ have out here?
00:39:50Look out!
00:39:51And Kurt Angle takes advantage, attacking The Rock from behind.
00:39:55Why would Triple H be out here?
00:39:57Well, he's probably scouting.
00:39:59First of all...
00:40:00Scouting, please.
00:40:01It's none of your business.
00:40:02The game, the game can do anything he wants to do.
00:40:05Yeah, well, he can't walk out.
00:40:07Look at this!
00:40:08Big Show and Shane!
00:40:09Card is getting bigger!
00:40:10Well, in WrestleMania, the Fatal 4-Way, Shane will be in the Big Show's corner.
00:40:14Stephanie at Triple H's corner.
00:40:16Vince will be in The Rock's corner.
00:40:18And Linda McMahon will be in the corner of McFoley.
00:40:20And Kurt Angle taking advantage of the obvious distractions outside the ring.
00:40:25We need distractions.
00:40:27Everybody wants to see a true American hero wrestle.
00:40:30They can come out here to watch Kurt Angle next!
00:40:32The Pay-Per-View Sunday King starts at noon Eastern with WrestleMania all day long.
00:40:37Uh-oh, Smack being laid down.
00:40:39And look at this.
00:40:40Uh-oh.
00:40:41Look at that!
00:40:42Nice belly to belly from Kurt Angle.
00:40:43Woo!
00:40:44The live event, WrestleMania starts, wait a minute, cover, hook of the leg by Kurt Angle and a kick out by The Rock.
00:40:48Woo, that was close.
00:40:49WrestleMania 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific on Pay-Per-View this Sunday.
00:40:53And listen to the crowd.
00:40:55Well, don't forget it, WrestleMania, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, Fan Access.
00:40:59Come on, the WWF Superstar, come on, man.
00:41:01Just to mingle with the fans, it's gonna be great!
00:41:04WWF Access is gonna be a wild weekend in Anaheim as the Big Show looks on at his opponent,
00:41:10one of his opponents, with a favorite four-way elimination matchup this Sunday on Pay-Per-View.
00:41:15It will perhaps, no, no, perhaps, it will be the greatest championship match in the history
00:41:21of the World Wrestling Federation Sunday night.
00:41:24I hate to agree with you, but I guess I have to about that.
00:41:27Angle up the ropes, Rock Telegraph to cut a boot to the face, and a clothesline by the Promo Pull!
00:41:32Man!
00:41:33But look at this!
00:41:35Uh-oh!
00:41:36What a suplex!
00:41:37High-stakes match here as we get set for WrestleMania, hook of the leg, and The Rock kicks out!
00:41:41Kurt Angle is-
00:41:42I don't know why Kurt even took this match.
00:41:44You know there's some kind of conspiracy against Kurt Angle.
00:41:48Conspiracy?
00:41:49Yeah, the suits, the conspirators, the office, if you will.
00:41:53Well, considering it's a triple threat match, Kurt Angle doesn't even have to be pinned.
00:41:56Hey, look at this!
00:41:57Look at this!
00:41:58And look at Shane McMahon!
00:41:59What's he doing?
00:42:00Is that gonna happen Sunday at WrestleMania?
00:42:02Will Shane McMahon get involved in that fatal four-way match?
00:42:05Well, you know what?
00:42:06What?
00:42:07If he does, he can't be disqualified.
00:42:09That's right, King, it's gonna be wild at WrestleMania on Pay-Per-View Sunday.
00:42:14And just a reminder, folks, the weekend is gonna be unreal.
00:42:18And I suggest right now that you order WrestleMania on Pay-Per-View.
00:42:22Get your order in early.
00:42:24Don't get shut out.
00:42:25Operators are gonna be busy.
00:42:26And look at The Rock battling back.
00:42:28Listen to these people, Michael.
00:42:31The Rock and Chad is going up!
00:42:33The Rock ripped into the corner by Kurt Angle.
00:42:35And what an elbow!
00:42:36On the Euro Continental Champion.
00:42:38Here's the cover.
00:42:39Hook of the leg and a kick out by The Rock after two.
00:42:41Kurt Angle.
00:42:42I'll tell you, I just, I know that Vince McMahon will have,
00:42:47he'll have the ultimate game plan for himself and The Rock come Sunday at WrestleMania.
00:42:52Kurt Angle hammered away on the Brahma ball, The Rock.
00:42:57And Kurt Angle up to the second rope.
00:43:00Rock staggering to his feet.
00:43:02Angle!
00:43:03And look at The Rock counter with the DDT!
00:43:05Unbelievable!
00:43:06The Rock with a desperation maneuver, the DDT to Kurt Angle.
00:43:11As the game looks on.
00:43:13Boy, look at the tension.
00:43:15There's tension between Shane and his sister Stephanie.
00:43:18They're looking across the ring at each other.
00:43:20That sibling robbery's still there!
00:43:22Hunter never!
00:43:23They're both power hungry, King.
00:43:24Both Shane and Stephanie are power hungry.
00:43:26The audacity of Shane to attack his father on Raw Monday night.
00:43:29Last Thursday night, Stephanie slapping her own mother.
00:43:32And look at Rock battle back!
00:43:34Uh-oh!
00:43:35Kurt Angle ducks underneath the right hand!
00:43:36And The Rock tags him!
00:43:37And The Rock the Brahma Bull!
00:43:39Kurt's hurt!
00:43:42Oh!
00:43:43Oh!
00:43:44Somebody slams him down!
00:43:45Hook of the leg!
00:43:46Angle could be through!
00:43:47Two!
00:43:48Angle gets the shoulder up!
00:43:49What a match on SmackDown!
00:43:50Is that only two?
00:43:51Oh!
00:43:52That's so close!
00:43:53Real close as The Rock gets to his feet and Angle with the right hand of The Rock.
00:43:56And Kurt Angle, the Euro Continental Champion in control!
00:44:00Here's a reversal!
00:44:01Look out!
00:44:02Spine Buster by The Rock!
00:44:04Oh no!
00:44:05This is it!
00:44:06I can't believe it!
00:44:08A great American hero like Kurt Angle is gonna have to suffer!
00:44:12Oh no, Angle!
00:44:13The game on the apron!
00:44:14The Rock gets the game!
00:44:15What the game doing?
00:44:16The Big Show in the ring!
00:44:17Yeah!
00:44:18Going for the ride!
00:44:19Tunk slam!
00:44:20Tunk slam by Big Show!
00:44:21Well The Rock was ready to deliver the people's elbow!
00:44:22But then the game jumped up!
00:44:23He got blasted!
00:44:24But then...
00:44:25The Big Show!
00:44:26And Kurt Angle almost stole it!
00:44:27But The Rock got the shoulder up after a devastating choke slam by The Big Show!
00:44:36How did The Rock kick out of that?
00:44:37Big Show's eye-rate as Angle tries to battle into it!
00:44:41Uh oh!
00:44:42Rock Bottle!
00:44:43Rock Bottle!
00:44:44Rock Bottle!
00:44:45Rock Bottle!
00:44:46Hooks the line!
00:44:47Rock Bottle, Rock Bottle, Rock Bottle hooks the leg, The Rock wins.
00:44:52Look at that.
00:44:56Triple H into the ring, Big Show into the ring.
00:44:59And The Rock, look at The Big Show with the headbutt, and Shane in as well.
00:45:04They're trying to eliminate The Rock before the elimination match at WrestleMania.
00:45:08It's the first elimination before the big elimination.
00:45:14Triple H and Big Show hate each other, but they're working together to eliminate a common enemy.
00:45:20They know, they know that The Rock is the favorite WrestleMania.
00:45:25He's the Beatles.
00:45:26Wait a minute.
00:45:27Kane, it's Vince McMahon.
00:45:28Vince McMahon with the championship.
00:45:30And Shane with the championship.
00:45:34To the head of Vince.
00:45:36Look at him.
00:45:37And now to The Rock.
00:45:38Shane laying out his own father, Vince McMahon, and The Rock.
00:45:43And The Rock.
00:45:44I can't believe this.
00:45:48And will that be the sign we see Sunday at WrestleMania?
00:45:52Will the Big Show be crowned WWE Champion?
00:45:56It looks like a vampire.
00:45:58No, no.
00:46:00And Shane just floored Triple H.
00:46:02Triple H.
00:46:03Yes!
00:46:04What's to his sister Stephanie Chevron.
00:46:09Shane just knocked down the game.
00:46:11Shane has pulled out all the stops.
00:46:14He's leveled everybody.
00:46:15And now The Big Show is holding the WWF title.
00:46:18I may take my pick, Michael.
00:46:20Will Shane and The Big Show be unstoppable come Sunday at WrestleMania?
00:46:25Look at Stephanie.
00:46:26Will Big Show be crowned the new WWF Champion?
00:46:27If Shane McMahon has anything to say about it, The Big Show will.
00:46:28I couldn't believe this.
00:46:29Vince McMahon to the rescue.
00:46:30The cavalry.
00:46:31He's laid out to Blake.
00:46:32And then he's knocked down The Big Show.
00:46:33But then his son Shane delivered the gold of Vince McMahon.
00:46:34Shane and The Big Show leaving carnage in the ring.
00:46:35The show be champion come Sunday.
00:46:36Bring it up.
00:46:37We're back on SmackDown and King.
00:46:38Could this be a sign of things to come as we head toward the fatal four-way elimination
00:46:40match at WrestleMania?
00:46:41Well, if it is, it's a bad omen for The Big Show.
00:46:42The Big Show will.
00:46:43The Big Show will.
00:46:44I couldn't believe this.
00:46:45Vince McMahon to the rescue.
00:46:46The Cavalry.
00:46:47He's laid out to Blake.
00:46:48And then he's knocked down The Big Show.
00:46:49But then his son Shane delivered the gold of Vince McMahon.
00:46:50Shane and The Big Show leaving carnage in the ring.
00:46:52The show be champion come Sunday.
00:46:53We're back on SmackDown and King.
00:46:58Could this be a sign of things to come as we head toward the fatal four-way elimination
00:47:02match at WrestleMania?
00:47:03Well, if it is, it's a bad omen for that man, Vince McMahon.
00:47:06He came to the rescue of The Rock.
00:47:08He laid out Triple H and he laid out The Big Show.
00:47:10But then, but then his own son Shane laid out Vince.
00:47:14Then he hit, then Shane hit The Rock.
00:47:15Yeah, Shane hit The Rock and then Triple H.
00:47:17Watch this.
00:47:18Wanting to join in the celebration with Shane and The Big Show after Vince and The Rock were laid out.
00:47:22Oh!
00:47:23Shane delivering a blue with a championship to the head of the game.
00:47:26Triple H's own brother-in-law, Shane.
00:47:28Shane and The Big Show staking claim to the driver's seat.
00:47:32Three days away from WrestleMania on pay-per-view.
00:47:35Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for winning the winner of the night wonder of the world.
00:47:42Shane!
00:47:43Check it out, Michael!
00:47:45The night wonder of the world!
00:47:46And he carried it!
00:47:47See 2000 bazooka hurting.
00:47:49No!
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00:48:22And King China Sunday at WrestleMania, teams with two pool in a six person
00:48:27tag team match against the Radicals.
00:48:29Hold your ears, here we go.
00:48:38Y2J, Chris Jericho.
00:48:43Who goes for
00:48:46the European and Intercontinental titles Sunday at WrestleMania in a two-fold
00:48:52triple threat matchup against Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle.
00:48:58And Y2J, Chris Jericho, his weekend actually gets started Saturday night at 7.30 at MTV.
00:49:05Y2J hosts MTV's WrestleMania countdown.
00:49:09That's right, Michael.
00:49:09You and I are gonna be on hand as well, because we're gonna check out when Joe C of
00:49:13Kid Rock fame goes one-on-one with the WWE Superstars.
00:49:16That's gonna be cool.
00:49:17MTV.
00:49:18Saturday night, 7.30, MTV, Chris Jericho hosts countdown to WrestleMania.
00:49:23Tonight on SmackDown, Chris Jericho set for one-on-one action.
00:49:32And what a wild night it's been already.
00:49:34Come on, tell me.
00:49:35Do you think there's ever been any one-on-one action between Chris Jericho and China?
00:49:38You stop.
00:49:39What's up with that relationship?
00:49:40There's something there.
00:49:41It's nobody's business, gang, and it sure isn't yours.
00:49:46That phone cuts us through schedule four run-fall.
00:49:49Speaking as regular anime accompanied by Chris Benoit, he weighs in at 221 pounds, Eddie Guerrero.
00:49:58So it's Guerrero and Jericho one-on-one here on SmackDown.
00:50:02Now, Jericho, before I spank you tonight.
00:50:07Spank him?
00:50:08I would like to get some things straight with China.
00:50:14Spank him?
00:50:16Now, China, the fact of the matter is, when I found out I was gonna have the opportunity
00:50:27to wrestle you in WrestleMania.
00:50:31I mean, physically wrestle you.
00:50:34Uh-oh.
00:50:35I can't deny, I got excited.
00:50:37I mean, I got really excited.
00:50:41You know what I mean?
00:50:43You think this is funny, don't you?
00:50:45But see, judging by the twinkle in your eye every time you look at me,
00:50:53I know that you're oozing with excitement, too.
00:50:56I know you wanna shake your bomb bomb with me, baby.
00:51:02Oh, shake the bomb bomb.
00:51:04China's sick to her stomach.
00:51:05So at WrestleMania, if you think I'm sexy.
00:51:10Get your heart out, Rod Stewart.
00:51:16Well, Mamacita, just let me know.
00:51:30Wow.
00:51:32I think that's an indecent proposal.
00:51:34I don't think China has any interest in Eddie Guerrero.
00:51:36Come on, let him know, Mamacita.
00:51:37Just a feeling I get, just a feeling I get.
00:51:39Don't run away, Mamacita.
00:51:41Guerrero's got a vivid imagination and Chris Jericho hammering away as this match gets underway.
00:51:45You gotta admit, it was nice hearing from Eddie Guerrero instead of having to listen to that.
00:51:51Idiot, Y2J wrapped battle on Guerrero.
00:51:56Nice takedown by Chris Jericho.
00:51:58Jericho, of course, at WrestleMania Sunday with a chance to win not only the European title,
00:52:02but the Intercontinental title as well.
00:52:03Matter of fact, I don't care if I ever, and I mean, ever hear from Y2J again.
00:52:08Well, one of Jericho's opponents at WrestleMania, Chris Benoit, is outside the rank.
00:52:13Kurt Angle, of course, will be defending the title.
00:52:15Oh, now Guerrero up over the top and into the turnbuckle.
00:52:18Oh, that kind of hurt, Tony.
00:52:19Bulldog by Chris Jericho.
00:52:22Rolls Guerrero over, it could be a quick victory.
00:52:24Hook the leg and Guerrero kicks out.
00:52:26Come on, Mamacita.
00:52:27I'm telling you, Guerrero's courageous to be even in there wrestling with that separated,
00:52:31what was it, dislocated elbow.
00:52:32Kitten elbow.
00:52:33Horrible.
00:52:33I've never seen Angela like that.
00:52:34I think it's healed.
00:52:35Huh?
00:52:36I think it's healed.
00:52:37No way.
00:52:38Jericho kicked to the midsection.
00:52:39At least he's not wearing a sling out here anymore.
00:52:41One of those lingering injuries.
00:52:42Oh, yeah.
00:52:43Here's a double powerbomb.
00:52:44That's not going to help that elbow.
00:52:46And again with authority.
00:52:49Out.
00:52:50And Y2J in control.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:52And oh, my.
00:52:53Jericho with a drug kick.
00:52:55Going for the Acai Musou and countered a Benoit attack.
00:52:58And Guerrero, forearms to the head of Jericho, and what a chop by Eddie Guerrero.
00:53:05Eddie Guerrero will team with Perry Saturn and Dean Malenko at WrestleMania against Too Cool and Chyna.
00:53:10Look at this move.
00:53:11Uh-oh, look out.
00:53:12Oh, into the walls of Jericho.
00:53:13Jericho's got him locked in, but Ben out of the ring.
00:53:16Right where he cries for the bell.
00:53:18And Y2J going after Chris Baylor.
00:53:20Y2J going after Chris Baylor.
00:53:21But Y2J hit Benoit first.
00:53:23And Chyna went down.
00:53:25It's Mamacita.
00:53:26Oh, and Guerrero going to beg off this one.
00:53:29Wait, you may be proposing.
00:53:31The ninth wonder of the world.
00:53:33Dude, you think he's sexy?
00:53:34Look out.
00:53:35Guerrero high tailing him.
00:53:36Look at that bad Chyna watching.
00:53:38I knew she wanted him.
00:53:39And Chyna in pursuit.
00:53:40Mamacita's all over him.
00:53:41Meanwhile, Benoit in the ring.
00:53:43Oh, my.
00:53:44What a suplex.
00:53:45Chyna's chasing him.
00:53:47Hey, hey.
00:53:48Look at this.
00:53:49It's Kurt Angle.
00:53:50It's the American hero.
00:53:51Kurt Angle will defend both titles, European and Intercontinental,
00:53:54against Benoit and Jericho at WrestleMania.
00:53:57Man.
00:53:58And Angle.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00Man.
00:54:01No.
00:54:02Making a statement.
00:54:03Here on SmackDown is Kurt Angle.
00:54:05He is the man.
00:54:08Can't wait to see him be victorious at WrestleMania Sunday.
00:54:12The first fall will be for the European title.
00:54:15The second fall for the Intercontinental title.
00:54:17Triple Threat Rules Sunday.
00:54:19And I predict.
00:54:20And I predict.
00:54:21I predict.
00:54:22Kurt Angle with a goal.
00:54:23Hey.
00:54:24It's Stephanie McMahon helping.
00:54:25Is she on her way out here?
00:54:27What's she got?
00:54:28What's she got in her hand?
00:54:29Could be trouble on the way.
00:54:31Now, the WWF Food of the Week brought to you by Luggs.
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00:54:40Where your Luggs at.
00:54:41There's only room for one dominant female in the McMahon family.
00:54:48And that's me.
00:54:50Uh-oh.
00:54:51Oh!
00:54:52Oh!
00:54:53Oh!
00:54:54Stephanie struck her mother down!
00:54:56Stephanie slapped her own mother!
00:54:59Oh, my God.
00:55:01Linda McMahon is crushed.
00:55:03Luggs.
00:55:04Decide and conquer.
00:55:06King the audacity of Stephanie McMahon.
00:55:09Helms play.
00:55:10Right here last week on SmackDown.
00:55:12The slap her mother in the middle of the ring.
00:55:14And then the stunt she pulled on Raw Monday.
00:55:17We thought she was going to actually apologize.
00:55:19Well, I agree.
00:55:20The slap was a little too fast.
00:55:21But she said there's only room for one dominant female in the McMahon family.
00:55:25What's she got for her?
00:55:27Michael?
00:55:28Her male on SmackDown?
00:55:29Oh, this is a country fan.
00:55:30I don't like that grin on Stephanie's face.
00:55:32This can't be good.
00:55:33I don't think Stephanie probably hired her by Marino Vale.
00:55:36It couldn't be something really special.
00:55:38Stephanie will be in the corner of Triple H, her husband, at WrestleMania on Sunday in the Fatal 4-Way Elimination matchup.
00:55:49No disqualification, no count outs.
00:55:51You have to win by pinfall.
00:55:52Where else would she be?
00:55:55Perfect wife, stand behind her man.
00:56:02You gotta admit, she's beautiful.
00:56:06I have here a fan letter.
00:56:08I knew it.
00:56:09That I would like to share with all of you, as I'm sure it represents all of your feelings.
00:56:17Uh-oh.
00:56:18Dear Stephanie, my name is Donna McCleary.
00:56:24I'm an 18-year-old freshman at, well, I can't tell you what university.
00:56:30I just had to write you and let you know that you are truly an inspiration to me and my girlfriends.
00:56:38Inspiration.
00:56:39Roll model.
00:56:40You're young, smart, strong, beautiful, sexy, and powerful.
00:56:51Woman of the Year material.
00:56:52Please.
00:56:53And you're married to Triple H, the hottest man on the planet.
00:56:59Better know, Oprah.
00:57:00I like this letter.
00:57:01I started watching the WWF right about the time you made your first appearance.
00:57:08I witnessed all the abuse your father and brother put you through and I have to admit,
00:57:14I didn't seem to understand why you just let it all go and forgave them so easily.
00:57:19But you definitely fooled me and them.
00:57:24Like always, you were one step ahead of your family and everyone else.
00:57:30That's true, Michael.
00:57:32That's why I admire you so much.
00:57:34Some people may think that you're .
00:57:39Uh-oh.
00:57:42I don't.
00:57:44But they're obviously just jealous of a woman with so much power.
00:57:51A lot of jealousy around here.
00:57:53I identify with you and I want to be just like you.
00:57:59Good luck to you and your husband at WrestleMania.
00:58:03I love seeing the two of you together and I have ultimate faith Triple H will remain the World Wrestling Federation Champion.
00:58:12Boy, if I had a daughter.
00:58:14You are number one fan, Donna.
00:58:18I'd want her to be just like Stephanie McMahon.
00:58:21I'm sure you would.
00:58:22Well, guess what?
00:58:24Showing tells over.
00:58:27You know what?
00:58:28I'm just wondering if anyone can finish a sentence around here without somebody else putting in.
00:58:33Daddy's here.
00:58:34It hasn't been a good night for Vince McMahon.
00:58:39You know something, Stephanie?
00:58:40I have a headache.
00:58:42For all the right reasons.
00:58:44But even if I didn't, just listening to you would give me headache enough.
00:58:49Oh, come on.
00:58:50I second that.
00:58:52Daddy Dearest needs help.
00:58:55I don't know whether you stayed up all night last night writing that letter to yourself.
00:59:02What?
00:59:03Or whether the youth of America is just going to hell in a hand basket.
00:59:10I don't know.
00:59:12Hand basket?
00:59:13What's that?
00:59:14All I can say.
00:59:19What?
00:59:20All I can say Stephanie.
00:59:21Hey, hey, hey.
00:59:22Hey.
00:59:23What are you doing?
00:59:24What are you doing?
00:59:26Vince.
00:59:28What's this more family quarrel?
00:59:29Listen.
00:59:30Listen to what is going on between you and our daughter.
00:59:33This constant bickering and confrontation has got to stop.
00:59:37I cannot imagine.
00:59:38I can't imagine.
00:59:39I can't imagine how much further this can go.
00:59:43Our wonderful, wonderful family is in the situation it is because of you and your actions.
00:59:49What are you talking about?
00:59:50Uh-oh.
00:59:51And your actions.
00:59:53So I'm telling you tonight, I'm asking you, I'm demanding that you exercise your role as the patriarch of this family and fix it.
01:00:04A demand from Melinda McMahon telling her husband to fix things.
01:00:09She told you, Dad.
01:00:10Wow.
01:00:14Well, I've been asked to do something.
01:00:17And I will.
01:00:20I've been asked to fix the situation.
01:00:29And I will.
01:00:30I will.
01:00:31I will fix the situation at WrestleMania.
01:00:36I guarantee all of you.
01:00:40There's that word again.
01:00:43Unfortunately, he usually means it.
01:00:46And right now, I'm not going to wait to WrestleMania.
01:00:51I'm going to start fixing the situation.
01:00:55What are you going to do?
01:00:56Wait a minute.
01:00:57Wait a minute.
01:00:58Right here tonight in San Antonio.
01:01:00Oh, my God.
01:01:01He's nine.
01:01:02He's the patriarch.
01:01:03Sums up, King.
01:01:04He's the patriarch.
01:01:06Head of the family.
01:01:07I'm going to fix the situation, all right?
01:01:10I'm going to fix the situation in that very ring.
01:01:13Uh-oh.
01:01:15Slowing down.
01:01:16He's getting wound up.
01:01:17Tonight, Stephanie McMahon.
01:01:18Since you like to slap people around so much.
01:01:21Oh.
01:01:22Since you like to get physical and all that so much.
01:01:25Tonight, you're going to have your official very first wrestling match.
01:01:30All right.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:32What?
01:01:33No, wait.
01:01:34No.
01:01:35She's not a wrestler.
01:01:36Linda, get back out here.
01:01:37He slipped.
01:01:38And you're going to have it in that very ring against the WWF Women's Champion, Jackie.
01:01:45All right.
01:01:46Tonight, Stephanie gets hers.
01:01:47Wait a minute.
01:01:48Jackie will kill her.
01:01:49Vince is putting Stephanie over his proverbial name.
01:01:52Holy tonight at SmackDown.
01:01:53Jackie will tear Stephanie live for them.
01:01:55Stephanie and Jacqueline tonight.
01:01:58Finally, Stephanie's going to get what's been coming to her for weeks.
01:02:01This can't happen.
01:02:02Something's got to be done.
01:02:03Stephanie and Jacqueline here tonight under that ring on SmackDown.
01:02:20Wait a minute.
01:02:22We know I'm a she-devil.
01:02:24But I'm a fair she-devil.
01:02:26And I don't want there to be anything in our distant past or our very recent past that
01:02:34would fog your judgment at all.
01:02:36And you've got to admit, I look like a winner.
01:02:41Terry, Terry, Terry, don't you worry about a thing.
01:02:45Because foreplay...
01:02:48Excuse me.
01:02:49Fair play is my middle name.
01:02:52Oh, my gosh.
01:02:53First cat, now Terry.
01:02:56And there's Crash.
01:02:57What's he doing back?
01:02:59I guess the Hardcore match is still ongoing, King.
01:03:03There's 12 or 7.
01:03:05And Crash's old cousin Hardcore.
01:03:07Wait a minute.
01:03:08And here's the cover.
01:03:09There's two and another headbanger knocking Hardcore off the cover.
01:03:13Poor Grant's gonna be fighting all night.
01:03:16Hey, wait a minute.
01:03:17Oh, no.
01:03:18He went into the Acolyte Protection Agency.
01:03:20There's Kaientai.
01:03:21Kaientai for the cover.
01:03:22Kaientai was playing cards with the Acolytes.
01:03:25Everybody's in here now.
01:03:28I bet the Acolytes, the man they wasted a beer on before Craig.
01:03:31No!
01:03:32Crash, Holly, Mr. 24-7.
01:03:34Yeah!
01:03:35Still being pursued by a plethora of superstars.
01:03:38What?
01:03:39There's a bunch of them.
01:03:40And Crash, Holly coming back out our way into the arena.
01:03:43Crash, get in the ring, it might be the only safe place.
01:03:46Right.
01:03:47They better do something.
01:03:48What?
01:03:49Can I help you?
01:03:50Wait a minute.
01:03:52Whoa.
01:03:53Wait a minute.
01:03:54Wait, wait, wait.
01:03:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:56Look.
01:03:57Got a reason with him.
01:03:58This is getting out of control.
01:04:00This whole 24-7 thing's nuts.
01:04:02Right.
01:04:03I haven't got any sleep.
01:04:04I can't rest.
01:04:05I'm getting attacked.
01:04:06I gotta call it off.
01:04:08But I'll tell you what, WrestleMania's three days away, and each and every one of you deserves a shot.
01:04:17So WrestleMania, we're gonna have a hardcore battle royal.
01:04:2115-minute time limit.
01:04:22What?
01:04:23Whoever gets the last pinfall before the time expires is the new hardcore champion.
01:04:29I'm pleased.
01:04:30I just gotta rest before WrestleMania.
01:04:34He's pleading with us.
01:04:35Quit your whining and belly aching.
01:04:37This whole 24-7, that's a mess you got yourself into.
01:04:41You asked for it, you run your mouth.
01:04:43But I think I could take it upon myself to speak for all these guys right here.
01:04:50We'll accept your challenge.
01:04:53But there's one more thing.
01:04:55This issue between you and I, it's personal.
01:04:59Come on now.
01:05:01I knew it.
01:05:02Another dysfunctional family.
01:05:04Crash, run.
01:05:05Over your life.
01:05:06Hardcore Holly's just upset because his own cousin Crash is the hardcore champion.
01:05:11It came tonight, Stephanie one-on-one against Jacqueline.
01:05:16I can't believe it.
01:05:18Tonight in San Antonio, Stephanie McMahon healthily prepares for her first match fighting for the women's title tag.
01:05:24It's nice to leave it from Stephanie's father, Miss McMahon.
01:05:27I cannot believe that Stephanie is actually gonna have to get in that very ring.
01:05:31Unheard of.
01:05:32What the hell am I gonna do?
01:05:34I don't know, I don't know.
01:05:35I can't wrestle.
01:05:36What the hell is the matter with your dad in the first place?
01:05:38I mean, what is this, this is what you do to your daughter?
01:05:40You have to ask, what's the matter with my dad?
01:05:42I'm gonna get beat up.
01:05:43I'm gonna get beat up.
01:05:44Hey, what is wrong with those two?
01:05:46What's the matter with Vince?
01:05:47What the hell's the matter with Stephanie?
01:05:49What do you mean?
01:05:50She's gotta go in the ring with the WWF Women's Champion, Jacqueline.
01:05:53Good.
01:05:54She'll be brutalized.
01:05:55It's like being grounded when you were a kid.
01:05:57Oh, punished.
01:05:58The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Wrestling Federation's Light Heavyweight Championship.
01:06:08Introducing the challenger, being accompanied by Grandmaster Sexy, he weighs in at 225 pounds.
01:06:16He's a member of Too Cold, Scotty Too Putty.
01:06:21Hey, can you check out GTV, the special guest referee for the Terry Cat Catfight at WrestleMania, Val Venis.
01:06:27First he was with Cat and then with Terry?
01:06:30I cannot believe this.
01:06:31I mean, I can understand they're trying to butter up the referee, but that's going a little bit too far.
01:06:36You know Val Venis is going to be heading to Anaheim on Sunday with a huge smile on his face.
01:06:47And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Perry Sattern, he weighs in at 222 pounds.
01:06:55He's the World Wrestling Federation Light Heavyweight Champion, Dean Malenko.
01:07:01We are sold out in San Antonio for SmackDown.
01:07:04Folks, nothing like seeing the World Wrestling Federation live.
01:07:07Still good tickets available.
01:07:08And wait a minute, Dean Malenko into the ring.
01:07:10And here we go, Light Heavyweight Championship.
01:07:12On the line, Scotty Tuhati and Dean Malenko.
01:07:14Okay, we were talking about the WWF Live.
01:07:16A reminder, April 10th, we're in Fort Lauderdale for Roy as Roar.
01:07:20Plenty of good tickets still available.
01:07:22Malenko now whipping Teller across the ring.
01:07:24Scotty Tuhati moves out of the way.
01:07:26And a reminder, coming up after this matchup,
01:07:29a special sneak preview of the new video.
01:07:32Method Man, know your role based on The Rock's theme.
01:07:36Ooh, Scotty lost his lid.
01:07:38And Scotty Tuhati hammered away with the right hands on Dean Malenko.
01:07:41Light Heavyweight title is on the line, as will the Women's Championship.
01:07:45Be on the line later tonight.
01:07:47Jacqueline defending against Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley.
01:07:51Aw, can you imagine what's going through poor Stephanie's mind right now?
01:07:55This is awful.
01:07:56How can a father do that to his beloved daughter?
01:07:59Ding, it's punishment.
01:08:01Punishment?
01:08:02Yeah, a father to a daughter.
01:08:03That's almost child abuse.
01:08:05And Sir Stephanie right after slapping her mother down in the middle of the ring right here
01:08:08last week on SmackDown.
01:08:09And Kim, think about how tonight on SmackDown is shaped what's gonna happen Sunday on
01:08:14pay-per-view at WrestleMania.
01:08:16Not only has Vince McMahon announced a stipulation seat, no disqualification,
01:08:20no count out for the fatal four-way elimination matchup.
01:08:23We learned tonight that there will be a hardcore battle royal.
01:08:27Oh, man, what a surprise.
01:08:28Milenko now folds into the cover.
01:08:29There's one, there's two, and a kick out by Scotty Tuhani.
01:08:33A reminder, folks, it's gonna be a hellacious weekend, the biggest pay-per-view in history.
01:08:37WrestleMania, get your order in early for pay-per-view.
01:08:40Don't get shut out.
01:08:41The operators will be busy for WrestleMania on pay-per-view.
01:08:46Oh!
01:08:47Well, Scotty Tuhani and Dean Milenko knocking each other down.
01:08:50We're both down.
01:08:55Right, anyway, title on the line in this one.
01:08:57And King, do you think, talking about that no disqualification,
01:09:00stipulation for the fatal four-way elimination matchup is gonna be a problem for the game,
01:09:04the champion Triple H?
01:09:06Of course.
01:09:07That's all Mitch McMahon was trying to do, was stack the deck against the game.
01:09:10Oh, man!
01:09:11Triple H cannot save his title by disqualification or count out now.
01:09:14Oh, my gosh.
01:09:15And Scotty Tuhani hammered away on Dean Milenko.
01:09:18Last man standing now at WrestleMania Sunday on pay-per-view will be the WWF champion.
01:09:26Oh!
01:09:27Kick to the midsection, Scotty Tuhani pulls him out.
01:09:29Uh-oh, he didn't look.
01:09:33You know what's next?
01:09:34I think I do, and I think everybody in this sold out San Antonio Coliseum.
01:09:38Here it comes!
01:09:39Hup!
01:09:40Hup!
01:09:41Hup!
01:09:42Hup!
01:09:43And now, there it is!
01:09:44The Worm!
01:09:46Woo!
01:09:47Woo!
01:09:48Woo!
01:09:49Bam!
01:09:51Covered by Scotty Tuhani.
01:09:52Could have a new light heavyweight champion in Perry Satter.
01:09:54Pulled Scotty Tuhani out of the ring.
01:09:56Oh!
01:09:57And it's right back for 6A.
01:09:58Tiger took me center.
01:09:59Wait a minute.
01:10:00And Malenko in the ring.
01:10:02Kick to the midsection.
01:10:03Look at this!
01:10:04What?
01:10:05Scotty Tuhani rolling over Malenko and Guerrero came from out of the crowd!
01:10:09No!
01:10:10He just pulled Malenko over Scotty Tuhani.
01:10:13Hey!
01:10:14And Dean Malenko takes up the win!
01:10:16Eddie Guerrero just snuck through the crowd!
01:10:18And still, the World Wrestling Federation Light Heavyweight Champion, Dean Malenko!
01:10:25So Malenko wins thanks to Guerrero!
01:10:29Woo!
01:10:30Woo!
01:10:31It's Trish Stratis!
01:10:32TNA!
01:10:33And right now, Method Bang knowing your role from aggression!
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:40Come on.
01:10:43Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?
01:10:45Yeah.
01:10:46Finally, the rock has come back, laying down the smack on you monkey crap!
01:10:49Candy coated axe, head to the square circle with the great one, the most electrifying moves,
01:10:54don't touch the station.
01:10:55Children and their children, they all chant with the millions upon millions of Rock's fans.
01:11:00Get ready for the square dance, here's your chance for a can of ass whooping!
01:11:04From the People's Champ, if you smell what The Rock's cooking!
01:11:09If you smell what The Rock's cooking!
01:11:11Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?
01:11:14If you smell what the rock's cooking
01:11:16If you smell what the rock's cooking
01:11:20Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
01:11:23Jabroni, check yourself, you don't know me
01:11:25Jabroni, go back to the gym, you're too bony
01:11:28So you want a piece of the rock, make it crumble
01:11:30In these WrestleManias, kid, we Royal Rumble
01:11:32Telling us that war is war
01:11:34What the hell you think we came for
01:11:35To play with these whips and chainsaws and sharp glass
01:11:38I shine them up real nice, turn them sideways
01:11:40And shove them up your candy ass
01:11:42If you smell what the rock's cooking
01:11:43If you smell what the rock's cooking
01:11:45If you smell what the rock's cooking
01:11:47If you smell what the rock's cooking
01:11:49If you smell what the rock's cooking
01:11:51If you smell what the rock's cooking
01:11:53Uh-oh, check it out Michael, Warren GTV
01:11:57Think we're in Val's bedroom again
01:12:00Yes
01:12:02Val, Val, Val, I understand your reference
01:12:04My girl is dead
01:12:05No
01:12:06Sit down, I wanna shoot you something
01:12:07It failed
01:12:08May, if you even think about taking off your clothes
01:12:11Right here in this little tower
01:12:13And I promise you
01:12:14You will destroy every single chance
01:12:15Your girl cat has the way to WrestleMania
01:12:17And if I have to see just one stinking spider vein
01:12:19And that old stinking carcass of yours
01:12:21I'll have to be on Viagra for the rest of my life
01:12:23Now get out
01:12:25Oh, that's still there
01:12:27Oh man
01:12:28Okay, let me get this straight now
01:12:31Val Venus is a special guest referee
01:12:33For the Cat Terry cat plate at WrestleMania
01:12:36Yeah, Val got that straight
01:12:37And Mae Young is gonna be in the Cats' corner
01:12:40Yeah
01:12:41I guess
01:12:42Check this out
01:12:43Check this out.
01:12:46Calling tag team Tonsus is scheduled for one fall.
01:12:50Making their way to the ring, a company by Trish Stratus.
01:12:53They weigh in at 629 pounds.
01:12:57T and A.
01:12:59You know, if the youngest is going to be in the cat's corner,
01:13:02I guess that means Fula's going to be in the corner of Terry.
01:13:04What a cat fight it's going to be Sunday on Pay-Per-View.
01:13:08Speaking of cats, how about foxes?
01:13:10Hey, let's talk about hats.
01:13:11All of a sudden, I like women to wear hats.
01:13:13T for test, A for Albert, except for tag team action.
01:13:17Is that what you really think he and A stand for?
01:13:19We're opponents from Cameron, North Carolina.
01:13:22Out of the mind, weight of 422 pounds.
01:13:26And Jeff, the Hardy Boys.
01:13:29Well, we've already had one visit from the Hardy Boys tonight.
01:13:32We're going to interfere in the edging Christian X-Pod Road Dog match.
01:13:34I thought you were going to come out here and talk about when they pour it up to tears.
01:13:38This guy's got a bunch of chance of a snowballing.
01:13:40Wait a minute.
01:13:41You just told them you were picking up the triangle ladder match on Sunday.
01:13:45I thought they were sitting here.
01:13:46I changed my mind.
01:13:47So who have you picked?
01:13:48You've already picked the Dudleys, the Hardys, and Edge and Christian.
01:13:50The Dudleys.
01:13:51What do you think?
01:13:53Man, the Dudleys will rule.
01:13:54Well, the Hardy Boys in retaliation for what happened on Raw Monday night.
01:13:57I think I'm ruling.
01:13:58Getting back and edging Christian earlier on as Tess goes to work on Jeff Hardy.
01:14:04TNA, Tess and Albert will take on Al Snow and Steve Blackman at WrestleMania this Sunday on Pay-Per-View.
01:14:09Man.
01:14:11Jeff Hardy.
01:14:11Check out Trish Stratus over there.
01:14:13Yeah, I'm checking her out.
01:14:14Man.
01:14:15I was talking to her earlier.
01:14:16I mean, she's no dumb blonde.
01:14:17She is very, very intelligent.
01:14:19And here comes Albert into the ring.
01:14:23Double T by Jeff Hardy, whips him into the corner.
01:14:26And there's the T and there's the A.
01:14:29Albert into Jeff Hardy and what a poop to the face.
01:14:31Wow.
01:14:32The Hardy Boys in the triangle ladder match against the Dudleys.
01:14:35There's the T and the camera down there.
01:14:38There's the A.
01:14:39Boys, Dudleys, Edge and Christian Sunday at WrestleMania triangle ladder match.
01:14:43Let's think about that match for a moment, King.
01:14:45With Trish Stratus standing up.
01:14:47Tag team titles will be 20 feet above the ring.
01:14:52And here's the cover by Tess, hook of the leg, and Matt Hardy breaks up the three count.
01:14:56Tag team titles 20 feet above the ring.
01:14:58You've got to climb the ladders and take the titles down.
01:15:00And we've seen Edge and Christian in the Hardys in his ladder matches before, but
01:15:04can you imagine adding the Dudleys into the mix?
01:15:07Yeah, we've seen him in those kind of matches before, but it was not WrestleMania.
01:15:11It was nothing like WrestleMania.
01:15:12Dropped toehold by Matt Hardy, chest into the turnbuckle.
01:15:15I know you love the Hardys, I know you're picked up there, WrestleMania, but if they get to meet T and A here, I might change my opinion.
01:15:25Yeah, what a shock.
01:15:26Nightbreaker by Matt Hardy.
01:15:28Wow.
01:15:28And look out.
01:15:29Here we go.
01:15:30Jeff Hardy top rope.
01:15:32That's Albert from behind.
01:15:33Yes.
01:15:33And Jeff Hardy up over the top of Albert, off the ropes now, walked into that one, and he's in no man's land.
01:15:40Look at the power of the 360-pound Albert.
01:15:43That's it.
01:15:45And Matt Hardy with a kick to the back of the head.
01:15:48WrestleMania Sunday begins, 12 Eastern with all day long.
01:15:52And, of course, the WrestleMania event at 8 Eastern, 5 Pacific.
01:15:56What an event it's going to be.
01:15:57Oh, man.
01:15:58Matt Hardy with an egg breaker, hook of the leg.
01:16:00There's two.
01:16:01Three, three.
01:16:02They got it.
01:16:03They got it.
01:16:04Matt Hardy with a twist of fate.
01:16:06Okay.
01:16:07And the Hardy Boys have picked up the win.
01:16:09And Albert, a sore loser.
01:16:12I almost changed my mind, but now I'm not changing my mind.
01:16:14Why?
01:16:15You're going with the Dudleys.
01:16:16The Hardy Boys won the matchup.
01:16:18Yeah, it was just going.
01:16:19The Hardy Boys won the matchup, but they sent a message to the Hardy Boys on SmackDown.
01:16:43The Hardy Boys won the matchup.
01:16:48What?
01:16:48Edge and Christian.
01:16:50My gosh.
01:16:51Getting back to the Hardy's for earlier tonight.
01:16:54Hammered away on Matt Hardy.
01:16:58They'll meet the triangle ladder match at WrestleMania.
01:17:01There's some real bad blood here.
01:17:03Hey, what is Edge doing?
01:17:05Edge with a ladder.
01:17:09Edge with a ladder.
01:17:10The ladder man's coming back.
01:17:13As Christian hammers away on Matt Hardy.
01:17:15Oh, this is going to be ugly.
01:17:18Edge and Christian have had a serious problem in recent weeks with the Hardy Boys.
01:17:23Looking to prove a serious point here.
01:17:26Oh, no, they're not going to do this.
01:17:28They're going to hurt Matt Hardy bad.
01:17:30They can't work out.
01:17:31The understatement.
01:17:32Oh.
01:17:32It's the Dudleys.
01:17:34You're going to get hurt Matt Hardy.
01:17:34The Dudleys.
01:17:35Oh, man.
01:17:36Oh, my.
01:17:38Gee.
01:17:39Edge and Christian.
01:17:41Tumbling off the ladder.
01:17:43Bober Ray and D-Va on Dudley.
01:17:47Oh, my gosh.
01:17:48Edge and Christian.
01:17:49Edge is hurt Matt.
01:17:50I guarantee you.
01:17:51They ain't broken ribs.
01:17:53Oh, man.
01:17:55Ladder to the face.
01:17:56And look at that.
01:17:57Jeff Hardy as well.
01:17:58Dudley's destroying the competition.
01:18:00That's my pick.
01:18:01I told you.
01:18:02The Dudleys.
01:18:03They rule.
01:18:04Can you imagine what it's going to be like at WrestleMania?
01:18:07There'll be multiple ladders.
01:18:09The Dudley Boys proving they know how to use ladders, too.
01:18:15Three days away from the triangle ladder match at WrestleMania.
01:18:19The Dudley Boys, the king of the match.
01:18:22Put your money on the Dudleys.
01:18:23Take a look at this.
01:18:24Watch Edge.
01:18:25Watch Edge.
01:18:26Move.
01:18:26You've got to run on that side of that ladder.
01:18:28The Dudley Boys defend the tag titles at WrestleMania.
01:18:35Stephanie McMahon healthily, obviously concerned on her way out here.
01:18:38Concerned, Michael.
01:18:39She looks like she's walking the green file.
01:18:41Stephanie and Jack are on women's title.
01:18:44Next.
01:18:46The end result was good.
01:18:47It's just two minutes too late.
01:18:49But it's okay.
01:18:50We're going to WrestleMania.
01:18:51We're going to get to.
01:18:53Hey.
01:18:54Let's keep playing.
01:18:55Now, stop.
01:18:56They take on TNA Sunday at WrestleMania.
01:18:58Hey, wait, wait, wait.
01:19:02Damn.
01:19:03Blackman liked what he saw, but Sunday at WrestleMania, he may not like to meet up with TNA.
01:19:07So, Stephanie McMahon healthily, for the first time ever, will step into the ring here tonight on SmackDown.
01:19:17Yeah, because of her big dick and father, Vince McMahon.
01:19:20Stephanie is not a wrestler.
01:19:22She's not an athlete.
01:19:24She's a beautiful woman, a precious little flower.
01:19:27She's been on a serious power trip.
01:19:49She slapped her mother in the center of the ring last week.
01:19:52She threatened to slap her father, and tonight, she's getting what she deserves.
01:19:55Come on, tough love is like when she was a kid growing up, she had to make her own bed.
01:20:00Or when she didn't, she only got $100 a week allowance.
01:20:03That's tough love.
01:20:04This right here is like a sacrifice.
01:20:06Look at Triple H trying to get Stephanie psyched up, and here comes her opponent.
01:20:09And her opponent, from the great state of Texas, she is the World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion, Shiklyn.
01:20:20Well, Jacqueline is an accomplished wrestler.
01:20:22There's no doubt about it.
01:20:23She's the winner's champion.
01:20:24Yes, she's one of the toughest women I've ever known in my life.
01:20:29And Jacqueline goes one-on-one with Stephanie McMahon Helmsley, here on SmackDown.
01:20:34She not only enjoys beating up women, she'll beat up a man at the drop of a hat.
01:20:38And where's Stephanie going?
01:20:39What do you think?
01:20:41D-G-R-A-M!
01:20:42Spider-Man!
01:20:44What?
01:20:46What's this?
01:20:46The King of Rock One!
01:20:48The King of Rock One!
01:20:49The King of Rock One!
01:20:50It's the rest of D-Generation X!
01:20:52The King of Rock One!
01:20:53What the hell is this about?
01:20:55The King of Rock One!
01:20:56The King of Rock One!
01:20:57The King of Rock One!
01:20:57They got a right to be out here, Michael!
01:20:59What right do they have to be out here?
01:21:01They want to see this!
01:21:02Yeah, look at Stephanie.
01:21:03She's all happy now, isn't she?
01:21:06Her power comes in a rhyme.
01:21:07They're here for moral support.
01:21:09Look, they're wishing her well, and then you can do it.
01:21:11It's like a little tent rally.
01:21:12King, enough of this war and support stuff.
01:21:14This whole crew has no damn morals.
01:21:16You know that!
01:21:17The woman here to roar!
01:21:21Jacqueline wants Stephanie in the ring, and Stephanie's so power hungry.
01:21:26She has something to prove.
01:21:27Why doesn't she prove it right here tonight?
01:21:29She'll get in there, I think.
01:21:30Yeah, you think.
01:21:31The referee will have you're demanding that Stephanie get into the ring.
01:21:36You know what?
01:21:36I think the smart thing would be to take the count out and go home, go back to your mansion.
01:21:40Get on that big huge tour bus.
01:21:42Don't get in there, Stephanie!
01:21:45This match was set up by Stephanie's father, Vince McMahon.
01:21:48Stephanie, you wanna be at WrestleMania?
01:21:49You wanna be in Triple H's corner to play the four-way?
01:21:52Gonna be the biggest pay-per-view of the year?
01:21:55Don't get in there!
01:21:57She will be in her husband Triple H's corner Sunday on pay-per-view.
01:22:01Not if Jacqueline does what she did to do to him.
01:22:03Vince McMahon set this match up as a way to punish his daughter.
01:22:09Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley.
01:22:11Listen to these statistic bloodthirsty people.
01:22:15How can you say Stephanie doesn't deserve this?
01:22:17That really means he's done.
01:22:19And the referee wrote the bell, he started the match.
01:22:22Referee Earl Hefner, he started the match.
01:22:24Wait a minute.
01:22:28Hey, look out.
01:22:30Jacqueline going after Stephanie.
01:22:32No, she got her.
01:22:33Jacqueline going after Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley.
01:22:36X-Factor behind just tripped her.
01:22:38I didn't see that.
01:22:39X-Factor just tripped her.
01:22:40The referee's outside the ring.
01:22:41Look at that.
01:22:42What's Corey doing?
01:22:43Corey?
01:22:44Did he?
01:22:45Corey just planted Jacqueline.
01:22:47Did you see that?
01:22:48Yeah, I saw it.
01:22:49Stephanie.
01:22:50Now the referee's back in.
01:22:52Stephanie doesn't know what to do.
01:22:54The match started.
01:22:55Triple H telling her to cover Jacqueline.
01:22:57Wait a minute.
01:22:58Wait a minute.
01:22:59Can't believe it.
01:23:00We're gonna do Jacqueline.
01:23:01Commercial Helms?
01:23:12The rest of the family.
01:23:14Give me a Blake.
01:23:16That's a damn cry.
01:23:17Wait a minute, we got cheese.
01:23:20What?
01:23:24It's Kane.
01:23:26My god!
01:23:27streaming forThe X-Pac.
01:23:28Can't anyone enjoy anything around here?
01:23:31Rikishi's coming for Road Dogg.
01:23:34Kane and Rikishi on their way to the ring.
01:23:36Rikishi, you keep your big ass out of here.
01:23:39Kane, what are you doing, you big red retard?
01:23:41This is like, run, Stephanie, get out of here.
01:23:44Kane, watch X-Pac, Rikishi on Road Dogg.
01:23:49Boy, look at him, it's Devon Dudley.
01:23:55What is happening here, Michael?
01:23:56The Hardy Boys and Dudley's meet Sunday on pay-per-view.
01:24:05There's Edge and Christian.
01:24:07What?
01:24:09Our three teams will meet the triangle ladder match.
01:24:12Where's Stephanie?
01:24:13Wait a minute.
01:24:14The Radicals, Guerrero, Benoit, Malenko, Saturn.
01:24:18Where's Mamacita?
01:24:19Chris Jericho's in there.
01:24:22Where's Cor Holly?
01:24:24All hell is broken loose.
01:24:27Wait a minute, this is 10 times worse than a hardcore battle royal.
01:24:31There's the Headbangers.
01:24:32Hey, wait a minute.
01:24:33It's Kurt Angle.
01:24:34King, everybody involved in WrestleMania is coming out here.
01:24:37What is going on?
01:24:38Can you believe it?
01:24:43Can you believe it?
01:24:46Right here for the Posse, too cool.
01:24:48Anti.
01:24:49The Posse, Anahe may explode from you.
01:24:52Taz, Taz, Taz.
01:24:55Bill Buchanan, Big Boss Man.
01:24:58King, can you imagine what it's gonna be like, if this is any indication,
01:25:02somebody at WrestleMania?
01:25:03No, no, here comes, here comes the Acolytes.
01:25:06The Acolytes joining the frame.
01:25:08Here's the Godfather, D-Lo.
01:25:10All hell is broken loose for the ladies.
01:25:13Oh, man.
01:25:15Shane and the Big Show.
01:25:17The Big Show.
01:25:21I cannot believe this.
01:25:25Man, the Big Show, 7'2", 500 pounds, is clean in house.
01:25:32Look out, it's The Rock, The Brava Bull, The Rock, The Brava Bull getting involved.
01:25:47This is the Zip picked up, Michael.
01:25:49Will The Rock be the next champion, Ducks Sunday at WrestleMania?
01:25:53Now The Rock is really cleaning out, and Kurt Angle feeling the wrath of The Rock.
01:25:59Look out, D-Von out of the ring, The Rock is on a roll.
01:26:05Will The Rock stay on a roll, comes Sunday in a fatal four-way elimination matchup.
01:26:10Wait a minute, hey, look at this, what this idiot's doing, he's gonna fart work in.
01:26:15No disqualification, Sunday on pay-per-view in a fatal four-way elimination match.
01:26:20Get out of there, everybody.
01:26:21That fart work will be legal Sunday at WrestleMania.
01:26:25Yeah, it's Rock bottom.
01:26:30Mick Foley, The Rock, Big Show, Triple H, Sunday.
01:26:34Wait a minute, watch your back, Rock.
01:26:39And Rock and Mick Foley will be adversaries Sunday on pay-per-view.
01:26:43That's right, I guarantee you, if Mick Foley gets his hand, King Sunday, he'll nail Rock with it.
01:26:49That fart work coming back, bet your life on it.
01:26:52No disqualification, no count outs, only pitfalls win.
01:26:56Uh-oh, look at this.
01:26:58Stephanie was crowned a champion tonight.
01:27:01Will Triple H keep the WWF title Sunday?
01:27:04And King, that's what it's all about, the WWF title.
01:27:11What is happening here, Michael?
01:27:14What the hell will happen Sunday on WrestleMania on pay-per-view?
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