Jerry and Tom | movie | 1998 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Tom and Jerry are two hit men, they work by day at a third-rate second-hand car dealership. Tom is a veteran and Jerry i | dG1fMTVtU0NIZE9HWDg

Transcript

00:00I'd have to say two things.

00:10One, Sandra has absolutely lovely hands.

00:14And two, that is one clean engine block.

00:19And I think you'd have to agree with me on both counts.

00:22Where's that little switchy...

00:24Well, you know your cars.

00:27It's a fucking idiot.

00:30Two little words.

00:33Two huge little words.

00:35What?

00:38Grassy Noel.

00:47Shut up and do it.

00:51Finding a gun in my son's locker is very disturbing.

00:54I agree.

00:55Could be worse, but I agree.

00:56We're going with the Black and Deckers.

01:00Black and Deckers can both come down here and suck my dick.

01:03Because we love foreign cars.

01:08You see that woman up there?

01:10See the way she's selling those punches?

01:11Oh, that's acting.

01:18They just found that Hinkley guy not guilty by reason I'm his sanity.

01:22Fuck that.

01:22You'd have to be insane not to shoot Regan.

01:25Can I go through life with a couple of holes in his face instead of a nose?

01:27They're going to make him a new one.

01:29Out of what?

01:29Plastic?

01:31Out of a piece of his ass.

01:32Christ.

01:33You know any good jokes?

01:35Not at the moment.

01:36No.

01:37I got one.

01:41This penguin walks into a bar.

01:44Two huge little words.