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Tom and Jerry are two hit men, they work by day at a third-rate second-hand car dealership. Tom is a veteran and Jerry i | dG1fMTVtU0NIZE9HWDg
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00:00I'd have to say two things.
00:10One, Sandra has absolutely lovely hands.
00:14And two, that is one clean engine block.
00:19And I think you'd have to agree with me on both counts.
00:22Where's that little switchy...
00:24Well, you know your cars.
00:27It's a fucking idiot.
00:30Two little words.
00:33Two huge little words.
00:35What?
00:38Grassy Noel.
00:47Shut up and do it.
00:51Finding a gun in my son's locker is very disturbing.
00:54I agree.
00:55Could be worse, but I agree.
00:56We're going with the Black and Deckers.
01:00Black and Deckers can both come down here and suck my dick.
01:03Because we love foreign cars.
01:08You see that woman up there?
01:10See the way she's selling those punches?
01:11Oh, that's acting.
01:18They just found that Hinkley guy not guilty by reason I'm his sanity.
01:22Fuck that.
01:22You'd have to be insane not to shoot Regan.
01:25Can I go through life with a couple of holes in his face instead of a nose?
01:27They're going to make him a new one.
01:29Out of what?
01:29Plastic?
01:31Out of a piece of his ass.
01:32Christ.
01:33You know any good jokes?
01:35Not at the moment.
01:36No.
01:37I got one.
01:41This penguin walks into a bar.
01:44Two huge little words.
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