Hank Hill: I Tell You Hwat, That's a Capricorn

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Well, I tell you hwat, if there was ever a man who embodied the hardworking, responsible, and sometimes exasperated spirit of CAPRICORN, it's Hank Rutherford Hill! 🛠️ This 3-minute tribute explores how the assistant manager of Strickland Propane from King of the Hill is the walking, talking epitome of this dedicated earth sign.  From his unwavering commitment to his job and his traditional values to his love of order (and a well-maintained lawn!), join us as we break down the quintessential Capricorn traits mirrored in Hank's everyday life in Arlen, Texas. It's just good, sensible astrological fun, yep.  What Capricorn traits make YOU think of Hank Hill? Let us know in the comments, dang it!  #HankHill #Capricorn #Astrology #KingOfTheHill #Zodiac #CharacterAnalysis #KOTH #Tribute #Propane

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00:00So, Bobby is taking auto shop.

00:04Way to go!

00:05Good view, man.

00:06Yep, I'll buy him an old junker car, then we can restore it together.

00:11We'll stay up late, fixing her up, just me and my boy.

00:14Then one day, when we're all finished, Bobby will get in that car and he'll drive away.

00:19And then I can die.

00:20A happy man.

00:23Yep.

00:24Yep.

00:25Mm-hmm.

00:26That's actually kind of sad, Hank.

00:28What the heck is that?

00:31I didn't know if you were a Ford man or a Chevy man.

00:34It was the happiest problem I've ever faced.

00:39You bought me a car?

00:41Yep.

00:42Now, let's put that auto shop training to work.

00:45What tool can I get for you?

00:46Uh, a hammer?

00:49A hammer?

00:50Boy, have you been sleeping through auto shop or are you being funny?

00:53Uh, you know, Dad, I think your obsession with auto shop stems from your unresolved feelings

00:59about your father.

01:01And perhaps we should explore some of those feelings.

01:04Bobby, you know how I explore my feelings?

01:07I fix my truck or your mother's car.

01:10When Mr. Doetrieve's wife left him, we tuned up his escort.

01:13And when that little fella from the Fantasy Island died, we put the ant on top of Dale's van.

01:18Well, that's one path.

01:21But if I took peer counseling, I could...

01:23Trust me, Bobby, when you're stuck on the side of the road with your girlfriend

01:26and you can do more than ask your carburetor how it feels,

01:29you'll be glad you took auto shop.

01:32Okay.

01:34You're talking like a song from the Lion King.

01:37Stop that.

01:38It makes no sense.

01:40Or does it make perfect sense?

01:42What the...

01:42See, that's the type of...

01:45I'm gonna kick your ass.

01:46If my ass is going to be kicked, then it will be kicked.

01:51What?

01:52Ah!

01:54Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this,

01:57but I would be a bad parent if I didn't.

02:00Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy

02:04while their husbands did the cooking.

02:07Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?

02:11I don't hate you, Bobby.

02:12I meant soccer.

02:14Soccer.

02:14Oh.

02:15Oh, yeah.

02:15I hate soccer.

02:16Yes.

02:18Please, Mr. Hill.

02:19Loud is not allowed.

02:21What the...

02:22Loud is not allowed?

02:24Now, you listen to me, mister.

02:26I work for a living.

02:27And I mean real work, not writing down gobbledygook.

02:30I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories.

02:37Oh, when I think of all my hard-earned tax dollars

02:40going to pay a bunch of little twig boy bureaucrats like you,

02:44it just makes me wanna...

02:46Oh, God.

02:48It just...

02:49Hank?

02:50Honey, bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.

02:54All right, Hank.

02:55Now, you listen here.

02:57You see that boy?

02:59That's my boy.

03:00And if you ever try to take him away,

03:02so help me God,

03:03I'll tear you a new one bigger than the Grand Canyon.

03:07Now, I want you to get out of my house.

03:09You're not welcome here.

03:11I mean now, before I give you a black eye.

03:14Get...

03:15You're not welcome here.

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