00:00.
00:12Signior is a happy troubadour, In a patio you'll find him.
00:20Say, senor, He will go from door to door, Leaving happiness behind him.
00:24All the sweet senoritas hurry up to join the parade, and here's a galcho serenade, la la la la, la la la, la la la, oh boy, Mexico, this is the life, what a place to spend a vacation, the land of romance, senoritas, and serenade.
00:54Wow, Mexican food.
01:00Bring on the tamales, enchilantes, tacos, cajoles, tostados, horachas, serapis, and a side dish of borscht.
01:14Who said that food was hot once?
01:17It's just a silly rumor that somebody could...
01:19Yes, yes, yes.
01:20Ow!
01:21Ow!
01:22Ow!
01:23Ow!
01:24Ow!
01:25Ow!
01:26It's burning holes in me!
01:27Help!
01:28It's burning holes in me!
01:29This food is not hot senor.
01:30I eat them for years and it no bothers me.
01:32Water!
01:33Where's the drink?
01:34I'm gonna have a drink!
01:35Water!
01:36Give me a drink!
01:37Give me a drink!
01:38Water!
01:39Give me a drink!
01:40Give me a drink!
01:41Drink!
01:42Yes!
01:43Look!
01:52Programs!
01:53Programs!
01:54You cannot tell one bull from another without a program!
01:57He missed him!
01:58He missed him!
01:59He missed him again!
02:00Ah, the bull misses him all the time!
02:01He's blind as a bat!
02:02Throw the Sony out!
02:03Why, he couldn't hit the broad side of a...
02:04Enough!
02:05Enough!
02:06Enough!
02:07Give that bull a pair of glasses!
02:08He's washed up!
02:09He must be getting old or something!
02:10You know how bulls are!
02:11He's a has-been!
02:12Why, he couldn't hit the broad side of a...
02:13Enough!
02:14Enough!
02:15Enough!
02:16Give that bull a pair of glasses!
02:18He's washed up!
02:19He must be getting old or something!
02:21You know how bulls are!
02:22He's a has-been!
02:24Well, that stupid bull is so blind,
02:26he couldn't see his hand in front of his face!
02:36Now, now, now, wait a minute, stupid!
02:37Is that his pal?
02:38Don't, don't do anything hasty or rash!
02:40I-I-I was only kidding!
02:41Yeah, you know, uh,
02:42I-I-I-I don't really know the first thing about bullfighting!
02:47Yet!
02:49What a revolting development this is!
03:00Let's consider the good neighbor policy!
03:02Neighbor?
03:03Uh, uh, cigarette?
03:06Uh, uh, sparkling champagne?
03:08Uh, uh, little gin rummy, perhaps?
03:12Hello?
03:13Who?
03:14Who?
03:15Oh, I'll see!
03:16Yes, he's here!
03:17Hey, it's for you!
03:18Pardon me!
03:19Uh, uh, uh, uh, hello?
03:22So long, chimp!
03:23So long, chimp!
03:44Caramba! What a short day this was!
03:46My business was.
03:47Oh!
03:48Oh!
03:49Oh!
03:50Listen, this one is got to be under.
04:20It's not.
04:21It.
04:22It is not.
04:23It.
04:24Is the not.
04:25Is.
04:26Not.
04:27Is.
04:28Not.
04:29Is.
04:30Not.
04:31Is.
04:32Not.
04:33Is.
04:34Not.
04:35Uh, little bit?
04:37Why not?
04:41See, I was under here.
04:46Oh, snore your money, huh?
04:47Well, that's the way it goes, pal.
04:49It's the laws of chance.
04:50Now you can't face your friends.
04:51You're homeless, useless, and desperate.
04:54There's only one way out, pal.
04:56You win.
04:57I can't look.
04:58I can't stand to look.
05:02My beast.
05:03Here, Butterfingers.
05:04Try a few more shots.
05:05On the house.
05:06Adios, amigos.
05:07Farewell, stupid.
05:09Caramba!
05:10Caramba!
05:11Yes!
05:12Yes!
05:13Psst.
05:14Psst.
05:15Psst.
05:16Psst.
05:17Psst.
05:18Psst.
05:19Psst.
05:20Psst.
05:21Psst.
05:22Psst.
05:23Psst.
05:24Psst.
05:25Psst.
05:27Psst.
05:28Excuse me.
05:57That was a close one.
06:10Oh well, I'll spend the rest of my vacation at home.
06:13Nothing but rest and relaxation.
