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please dont watch this horror movie alone at night
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00:00Hey,
00:30Hey, did you get it?
00:33Yeah, I got it.
00:34That's good. How did it go?
00:36Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.
00:41What other horror adjectives can I use?
00:44What happened?
00:45I'll have to explain it to you later.
00:47Sounds pretty interesting.
00:48Like responsible parenting.
00:50Exactly.
00:54How's the convention in Vegas?
00:56The convention?
00:58Ah, I mean, it's alright.
01:02I can't wait to get back home to you.
01:04Where are you? It sounds mad loud.
01:06I had to step outside. The room was a little muggy and needed some fresh air.
01:10So, uh, you think Connor's gonna like this La Boo Boo doll or what?
01:15I sure hope so. It costs us an almond leg.
01:17I mean, what's with these dolls that got these kids going so crazy anyway?
01:21You know how kids are. They all want to be part of the hottest thing.
01:23You know, I think I heard that it was Lalisa from Blackpink that set it all off.
01:28Really?
01:29I heard that she took a selfie with it and posted it on her socials.
01:33Of course. I totally get it.
01:35You take a selfie with a cute stuffed animal and you get all the kids on your side.
01:39I'm gonna look it up on GPT. Hold on.
01:40You know we're getting old when you don't Google the thing anymore.
01:45It's right here. It says, uh, the characters including La Boo Boo, Zimono, and others are inspired by Nordic mythology and fairy tales.
01:54La Boo Boo in particular is a mischievous, elvish creature.
01:58With a kind heart, known for her wide eyes, furry body, and nine visible teeth.
02:04It's kinda creepy.
02:05But it says that, uh, she's often depicted with a playful, sometimes unintentionally problematic personality.
02:12It's an elf thing?
02:14A mischievous elf who often tries to help out, but ends up creating unintended consequences.
02:22Huh.
02:24Well, don't create any unintended consequences in my house.
02:28Okay?
02:29It's definitely an interesting toy.
02:30Yeah. Well, I'm gonna call you back tomorrow. I need to clean up and get some sleep.
02:37Yeah. I think I'm gonna head back up to the room.
02:41Good night.
02:42You have a good night, too. I know I will.
02:46All right, La Boo Boo.
02:49This is your new home, and I'm sure Connor's gonna love you.
02:53Don't be causing any problems up in here. Okay?
02:56Okay.
03:00Yeah, Boo Boo, not cause problems.
03:06Hehehehe.
03:11All of our good guy accessories, too.
03:15Right, Oscar?
03:17Right.
03:17Okay.
03:19Brought to you exclusively by Play Pals, makers of good guys and other fine toys.
03:25Found in toy stores throughout the greater Chicago area.
03:27Mommy, wake up!
03:32Mommy, wake up!
03:37Mommy!
03:41Mommy, wake up!
03:47Latrice, wake up!
03:49Hmm, what time is it?
03:51It's a beautiful day outside.
03:53It's only 7.30 in the morning.
03:56Dang.
03:57it is a beautiful day isn't it happy birthday son thank you mom i made you breakfast in bed
04:10oh you did yes i put my foot on it like auntie maple what do you know about that i know a lot
04:20about that okay well this looks amazing and i can't wait to eat it wait before you eat
04:25can i open up my present who told you i got you a present have you been spying no
04:35uh-huh all right let's go open presents yes
04:45oh hold on hold on let me record this for your father
04:55it's a booboo yeah it is thank you you're welcome i'm glad you like it
05:04i'm gonna name him le boo like lebron james kind except the boo okay all right young luca thank you
05:24oh yeah okay well then maybe i'll take this one
05:38oh my oh god it bit me wait it bit you
05:42all right who's ready for the show
05:56i'll take that as a yes
05:57all right
06:06what's up
06:06what's up
06:07that'll get me nice
06:09you can talk
06:13it looks like you've seen a ghost
06:15you pestilent little kid stop it i said stop it
06:25oh i thought we were having fun this can't be real dude oh it is go give me a knife
06:32please little boy
06:39hey mom
06:45you only call me mom when you need something or you've gotten in trouble
06:49so what did you do
06:52promise not to crash out you have to promise
06:55okay fine
06:56say it to me that you promise to not crash out okay i promise not to crash out connor what is it
07:03let blue can talk
07:06the doll
07:07yes the doll i was tuning on my guitar and then he just pops up from his seat
07:12and then what did we tell you about telling tall tales it isn't a tall tale okay i know
07:17because mrs nesbitt was sitting right next to him
07:19mrs nesbitt your sister's favorite stuffed animal
07:22maybe what is mrs nesbitt doing in your room i call it the fifth you know you're not
07:29supposed to play with your sister's things without asking her first no we don't want a repeat of
07:34the last situation there won't be promise so that i don't crash out okay say it i promise
07:43because i don't want you to crash out
07:47oh hold on honey this is dejanay's camp counselor i'll be right back
07:52what happened to mrs nesbitt
08:08some things climbed into her mouth and went into her tummy
08:12what
08:14those things are crawling around inside her you have to help
08:17what do i do
08:19use the knife to cut those things out of mrs nesbitt's tummy
08:28are you sure enough to do this
08:30it's the only way to save her
08:34here
08:35stab
08:36what are you doing
08:47i can explain i just told you not to do anything to make me crash out and now i'm crashing out
08:53there were bugs inside okay i had to kill the bugs
08:57what are you doing with this
08:59well we were trying to have fun
09:04are you trying to hurt yourself or something no
09:07i don't even know what to say i i am just i am so bemused by this
09:14you said you wouldn't
09:16up against the wall now
09:19i'll take you little knucklehead
09:34where is this place
09:34down
09:42i'm trying to put bullet behind the blue trash cans
09:47Hello?
10:10You must bring it to my lair.
10:17Yes, my lair.
10:22I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by that.
10:25You're forgiven, but why are you here?
10:29I'm here for the labubu.
10:32Labubu?
10:33Yeah, everyone says that you're the last person in town selling them.
10:38They're completely sold out everywhere. I mean, I can't even order one from Asia.
10:42I don't know of this labubu.
10:46What is a labubu?
10:49Even if I knew what a labubu was, do I look like someone who sells toys?
10:56I thought you sold-
10:58I heal people.
11:00I don't sell dolls.
11:03Okay, everyone said that you sold-
11:06Wait a minute, how did you know it was a doll if I didn't even say that?
11:09Never mind that.
11:11Go on with your life.
11:13Unless you need Ben.
11:16I really need this for Connor.
11:18It's his birthday tomorrow.
11:20Birthday Smurf Day.
11:22Please?
11:23It would mean the world to him.
11:24No!
11:25Look.
11:26My family's just going through so much right now.
11:30I mean, between bills and family dysfunction and the city trying to separate people.
11:36It's just-
11:37If I could take care of one thing at a time.
11:41Just put one foot in front of the other.
11:44Build brick by brick.
11:45This momentum would just give me some kind of hope.
11:48I just want to fix my family.
11:50You want me to heal your family?
12:04Yes.
12:05Are you sure you're willing to weather the storm?
12:11What storm?
12:13It's a treacherous journey healing or thou.
12:17I just want a little boo-boo doll.
12:20I'll send it to you.
12:21What?
12:22I thought you said you didn't have one.
12:24Three thousand dollars.
12:25What?
12:26That's like ten times the retail price.
12:28Buy it from the retailers then.
12:31Six hundred dollars is my final offer.
12:34Are you kidding?
12:35That's still two times the price.
12:37How much would you pay to heal your family?
12:42I don't even have that much cash.
12:48I take Zelle.
12:50Okay.
12:51What's your Zelle?
12:52818-233.
12:54Okay.
12:55There.
12:56Where's the dolly bear?
13:09Watch it, Megan Thee Stallion!
13:11You're either the cutest thing I've ever seen or the creepiest.
13:30How much longer do I have to stay here?
13:32Stay there until I say you're done.
13:34What is it, Latrice?
13:38I've been trying to get a hold of you.
13:40Yeah, I'm sorry.
13:41I've been working.
13:42What do you need from me?
13:43Your son is acting up.
13:45What's going on with him?
13:47I think it would benefit him to have a conversation with his real mother.
13:51Okay.
13:52Please.
13:53He's just a little boy who misses his real mom.
13:56Oh, this conversation again.
13:58That doesn't concern you?
13:59No, it is.
14:00But my hands are tight here.
14:02Ever since you removed him from my life, he's now become your problem.
14:06Is there anything else you need?
14:07I'd like to get back to work.
14:08Uh, yeah.
14:09Actually, he tore up his sister's favorite stuffed animal.
14:12Mrs. Nesbitt?
14:14Look, kids tear up dolls sometimes, especially boys.
14:18Yeah, but this is his second time doing this.
14:21What are you trying to say here, Latrice?
14:23Huh?
14:24Are you trying to say that my son is jealous of his sister because she gets both of her parents?
14:29And he's stuck without his mom because his dad's a liar.
14:32Wow.
14:33I knew we weren't going to be able to see eye to eye on this.
14:36For your information, I'm doing my best to raise him as if he were my own.
14:41Yeah, sure thing, Latrice.
14:43Look, I gotta get back to work, and you gotta get back to raising my son.
14:47The Poopoo!
14:48Let Poopoo sees you!
15:00Go away!
15:02Why the sad face chum?!
15:04You ruined everything for me. Okay, nothing goes right here, and you just made it a lot worse
15:12When Dijana gets here, she's gonna hate me so much, and it's all your fault
15:24We can oh
15:34Do you have a crochet kit?
15:40Yeah, I think we have one of those in the kitchen
15:42What about a pair of yarn scissors?
15:44I think Latrice has a pair of those and a special shoebox in our bathroom
15:49But what? I don't know if you noticed, but Latrice is a dedicated crash-out queen right now, so that is not gonna work
15:57Do you want to fix Mrs. Nesbitt?
16:00Yes
16:02You get the yarn, and we'll meet in the living room at midnight when she's asleep
16:06Connor?
16:11Am I done?
16:16No, resume
16:20Don't forget
16:32Don't forget me
16:38Ohicas!
16:50Has bugged me earlier
17:08There you are.
17:15Now I'll tell you how to fix that bug-eater, Mrs. Nesbitt.
17:20What?
17:21It's gonna be glorious!
17:23Eboo!
17:26Wooo!
17:34Connor?
17:35Oh no.
17:38Over here!
17:54Nope!
17:55You missed me!
18:08I know you're not asleep.
18:13How'd you know?
18:14Because I know.
18:15I'm sorry I got mad at you earlier.
18:20I'm sorry I got mad at you.
18:21I'm sorry too.
18:22I just want you to know that I will always love you and you're my son too.
18:26Thanks mom.
18:27Connor.
18:28What?
18:29Connor.
18:30What?
18:31What?
18:32What are you hiding?
18:35I fixed it.
18:36I fixed it.
18:37Blue Blue gave me instructions.
18:38I just wanted to make it right.
18:39You know what?
18:40It is the thought that counts.
18:41Don't even worry about it.
18:42You would just try to get some sleep, okay?
18:43Okay.
18:44Okay.
18:45Okay.
18:46Okay.
18:47Okay.
18:48Okay.
18:49Hey Connor.
18:50What?
18:51What?
18:52What?
18:53What?
18:54What?
18:55I fixed it.
18:56Blue Blue gave me instructions.
18:58I just wanted to make it right.
18:59You know what?
19:00It is the thought that counts.
19:02Don't even worry about it.
19:04You would just try to get some sleep, okay?
19:05Okay.
19:06Okay.
19:07Okay.
19:08Hey Connor.
19:09Yeah?
19:10Where is the boo?
19:11I don't know.
19:12This is gonna be fun.
19:13Nevermind.
19:14Get some rest.
19:15Okay.
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19:55How?
19:56How?
19:57How I'm thinking of how is this?
19:59I'll see you next time.
20:29I'll see you next time.
20:59Oh, I got it, I got it.
21:00Don't worry, we can fix this nice bit.
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