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00:00Dear Wendy Jones, the thing about my new home, London, in the country of England, in the Kingdom of the United, is that it has space for many kinds of women.
00:25You could be a woman with a secret you keep as locked away as your heart.
00:30You could be a strong-willed police sergeant who uses her trauma to solve grisly crimes.
00:38Come on up, Ned. Your tea will be nice and hot, but the bodies must be getting cold.
00:45A turpence for a game of nog-nog. Gentlemen, I've got the moistest hot cross buns in London town.
00:53You could be a sex worker with a heart of gold who's murdered simply for trying to survive.
01:00Or you could be a carefree party girl with her whole life ahead of her.
01:07But I am none of these women.
01:18No, I'm just a woman who stares at you online, Wendy Jones.
01:23Shall we look at Wendy's Instagram?
01:25All day and all night.
01:37Hey, baby, can you come here for a second?
01:39Oh, fuck! Oh, my God!
01:45Where are you going?
01:51Oh, my God!
01:52Oh, my God!
01:54Oh, my God! Stupid fuck!
01:55Oh, my God! This is bullshit!
01:57Oh, fuck!
01:58No!
01:59No!
02:00You don't have to wait to see if I get inside safe.
02:12I'm very not drunk. I've had, like, one alcohol.
02:14Uh-huh.
02:16Go ahead. Get out of here.
02:21I just wanted to say hi. Hello.
02:23Just tapping by. I mean, I have the key, so here you come.
02:26I'm just coming to get some, maybe I'll, something here.
02:32Fuck!
02:35I'm not the kind of girl you change the locks on.
02:39I'm not the kind of girl you change the locks on, fucker, bitch, whore.
02:44I'm going back for my girl.
02:46Let's go.
02:48You're such a dick.
02:49Here I go. Okay.
02:56It's much better.
03:00I'm not the kind of girl.
03:30Hi. How are ya?
03:31What the fuck?
03:32Wendy. Wendy, baby.
03:34Wake up.
03:36And there you were, Wendy Jones.
03:39Brooklyn was yours now.
03:40And so was the love of my life.
03:43Jessica?
03:45Yeah. It sure is as hell as me.
03:47I'm Jessica. Hi.
03:48Wow, this is really surreal.
03:50Oh, is it so surreal?
03:51Jessica, what the fuck are you doing here?
03:53Hi, fucker! How about that?
03:55Girl, are you good?
03:57No, I'm actually not. And guess what?
03:58Hey, you're a fucking bitch.
04:00Wow. You just woke me up and called me a bitch?
04:02Okay.
04:02Oh, God.
04:04Jessica, I've dealt with this before, all right?
04:06I want to hold space for how you're feeling,
04:09and I understand that things might not be perfect right now for you,
04:13but you just broke into our home,
04:15and it's giving...
04:16Crazy, it's giving psychotic.
04:18Okay?
04:20Are you crying?
04:21No, no, I'm not...
04:22No, I just...
04:23I don't know.
04:24Nothing like this has ever happened before, you know?
04:26It's just nothing this violent.
04:29Well, I mean, it's not violent yet.
04:31Yet?
04:31Are you going to punch me in the head
04:32until I'm bleeding out on the floor?
04:34Can't we just work this out?
04:35You can have a Xanax.
04:36We can chill.
04:36Yeah, we can work it out.
04:37Sure.
04:38Let's just all sit down with a cup of tea and work it out.
04:40And you, Zev Jeremiah Goldstein,
04:43need to sit down
04:44and write on a piece of paper
04:46that leaving me
04:48is the worst thing that anyone's ever done.
04:51Okay.
04:51You write that out, fucker!
04:53Okay.
04:53You write that out, blood bastard!
04:54Okay, if you don't leave,
04:55in the next five seconds,
04:57I swear to God,
04:57we're going to call the police.
04:58Okay?
04:59Hey, stop!
04:59I'm not walking at you.
05:01I'm walking past you, little shorts.
05:03No, I'm going to give you the count of five.
05:04Five, four, three, two, one.
05:06Bring a man or a lie.
05:08Whoa.
05:09Kill her.
05:10Kill her.
05:10Give him a fucking lie.
05:12Get her.
05:12Bring a man or a lie.
05:14Bring a man or a lie.
05:17Bring a man or a lie.
05:20Yeah.
05:20Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:24Bring a man or a lie.
05:25I may have taken a gnome to your door, Wendy,
05:28but you took an axe to my life.
05:31Jim Jones.
05:35You stole what was mine,
05:37and you forced me to move
05:37into an intergenerational gray garden's hell
05:40of single women
05:41and one hairless dog.
05:43Laura, please, the nails.
05:46The sound is horrible.
05:47The problem is my nails.
05:48What about mom's throat sound?
05:50What are you doing?
05:52Well, the New York Times says
05:54that small motions,
05:56see, that these small motions
05:57I'm doing right here,
05:58they can extend your life
05:59by up to 15 years.
06:01I really encourage you to try.
06:04Alan Rickman is so fucking hot.
06:06It's one of those faces
06:07where you look at first
06:08and you're like, hmm,
06:09and then you look for longer
06:10and you're like,
06:11you could get it.
06:13Like, I want to take him out back
06:14and then have him put it in my front.
06:17Yeah, really encourage you
06:18to try the small motions.
06:20Mom, this is very, very shaming.
06:22Shaming.
06:23Shaming.
06:23By suggesting that I would like my daughter
06:25to walk this earth with me
06:27for a little while longer?
06:28You know, I could be the Dalai Lama
06:30and you would still find fault with me.
06:31If I hadn't married a Goy,
06:33your mother wouldn't have married a Goy
06:35and your sister wouldn't have married a Goy
06:38and you wouldn't love
06:39all these boring Goyish pictures.
06:42The thing about a Christian man
06:45is they always end up at the corner bar.
06:49That's the reason you're all single
06:51and living in my house.
06:53My Christian man did not end up
06:54at the corner bar.
06:55He ended up in Bushwick
06:56doing therapeutic ketamine
06:58and experimenting with pansexuality.
06:59It's different.
07:00Just remember that I was with a Jew
07:02and he still dumped me
07:03like I was on fire.
07:04Oh, that would be so funny.
07:07Please not.
07:08If you bruised yourself up a little,
07:10you could make it with him again.
07:11Why don't you hook up with him?
07:13Why don't you go suck him off?
07:14See if you can get him to come.
07:15Any day.
07:16Ew!
07:17He has this erotic smell.
07:20It could come right up the stairs.
07:21I always knew.
07:22You know what?
07:23Just accept it.
07:24Grandma's gonna hook up with your ex-boyfriend.
07:25It's not a big deal.
07:26Well, he's living with another woman right now
07:28and she is a model.
07:29I'm 13.
07:31I'm not expected to have any plans
07:32on a Friday night,
07:33but you're all kind of a tragic line-up,
07:35don't you think?
07:36Well, don't look at me.
07:37All my friends are dead.
07:38We're having a girls' night.
07:39What is wrong with you?
07:40Just get the drink.
07:43Goodbye.
07:44See you in hell.
07:45Make sure you put vodka in there.
07:47See you in hell?
07:48How dare you?
07:49I'm your fucking mother.
07:51He is so much like his father.
07:53Honestly, you have to reign him in.
07:55You know what I love about this movie
07:57is Emma Thompson met her real-life husband
08:00of 35 years on this film.
08:02Yes, Greg Weiss.
08:03He is so handsome.
08:04So handsome.
08:05My only consolation?
08:07Love stories set in pastoral England.
08:10The romance.
08:12The honor.
08:13I mean, nobody's fucking an influencer
08:15in the works of Jane Austen.
08:17Hi, I'm Jessica Alba.
08:23And I'm talking to you,
08:24the mom waiting in the carpool lane.
08:27Can we, can we cut?
08:29Do you have a hair in your eye?
08:30No, it's just that this isn't the script I approved.
08:33Oh, okay.
08:34It, it's just, I don't know what to say.
08:38Like, you have me talking to everyone
08:40like they're 1950s housewives.
08:42No, so we had to do some punch-ups to the script
08:44because it was just starting to feel a little bit,
08:46you know, harsh, you know?
08:47Wait, you did punch-ups?
08:48We get it.
08:49Like, you know, you have kids, you have jobs,
08:51and it's really hard for you,
08:52but it's also really depressing.
08:54Why don't we get hair and makeup in
08:56so we can get the bangs off of her face?
08:58I don't have bangs.
08:59No bangs.
09:01You know, I think that she's more concerned
09:03about the script than the look,
09:04and you made a lot of changes
09:05that she wasn't able to see until now.
09:07Wow.
09:08I'm gonna go talk to the client about the script.
09:11Uh, I'm the client.
09:13This is my business.
09:14I'm the boss.
09:15I'm so sorry about him.
09:17What a freaking nerd.
09:19I am so over these under-prepared Jeffs.
09:23How do they get hired?
09:24And for what it's worth, I mean,
09:25I know that you don't have bangs.
09:26You have long layers, obviously.
09:28Yeah, obviously.
09:28And you created this amazing company.
09:30And I love Dark Angel.
09:31It was a really influential show for me.
09:33I wanted to be a bike messenger after watching.
09:35Really?
09:35Listen, okay, so I have kind of a wild idea.
09:38What if we get Jeff to go take, like,
09:41I don't know, a permanent nap?
09:43And you and I can do this together.
09:47You know, shoot it in a few hours.
09:50You and I do it.
09:51You and I.
09:51You and I shoot it.
09:52Yes.
09:52I don't think you want me.
09:54I'm not very capable.
09:55Uh, yes, you are.
09:56Listen, there's nothing that that man knows that you don't.
10:01You are way more capable than him.
10:03Trust me.
10:04Wait.
10:06Wait, where are you going?
10:08I'm gonna go to the bathroom, Jessica Alba.
10:11Why?
10:11Hey.
10:12Well, hurry back, okay?
10:14Because he's...
10:15A bed?
10:16Everything is fine.
10:17So chill out.
10:18No, it's not, because I just found you staring into space,
10:21gnawing on a Danish with one hand,
10:22and trying to pull a chunk out of your hair with the other.
10:24It's under control.
10:25No, it's not.
10:26Dad is.
10:26Jessica Alba just said you ran out of there
10:28and left her to be tucked into some random bed
10:30like an orphan in a horror film.
10:32She just asked me to hold it down.
10:34Okay, well, have the AD do it.
10:36He's a people person.
10:36He'll love that.
10:37No, she's not.
10:38He's an ass-grabber who somehow snuck by me, too.
10:40You know, people ask me what it's like
10:48to work with my sister-in-law.
10:50Ex-sister-in-law.
10:51I have to remind you that you left my sister
10:53to explore non-monogamy
10:54with a couple who are both named Cody.
10:56And you know, I will tell whoever listens to me
10:58that we've never had an issue working together
11:00because you slay for me every time.
11:04But something has shifted with you.
11:07You had so much passion and drive
11:10and energy when I met you.
11:12You had sparkle.
11:14And now, I don't know, now you're mad.
11:20Ugh, you're just mad.
11:22You probably haven't noticed
11:23because you've been so busy with the Cody's,
11:25but I've had a terrible year.
11:27Not only was I left by the man
11:29that I thought I would die with,
11:30so was my sister.
11:31And then we moved in with my mother
11:32who lost her house
11:33because she's spending too much money
11:35on sweaty Betty apparel.
11:36I used to think I was going to be like
11:38this great director,
11:39really say something
11:40about the female experience.
11:41You know, I wanted to say something.
11:43And then, I had to revise that dream.
11:45And now, I've been working
11:47for people for 15 fucking years
11:49that wouldn't care if I died.
11:51You took a gun
11:52and you were shooting me in the throat
11:54and I was laid out on the floor bleeding.
11:56They would have me replaced by lunch.
11:58No, no, no.
11:58No, no, no.
11:59No guns, no shooting.
12:00You're fine.
12:02You're fine.
12:03But I get it.
12:05You're unhappy.
12:07Okay, listen.
12:08We are merging with Rattigan and Vine
12:10in London.
12:11Congratulations.
12:12And they have asked
12:13about finding a super strong producer
12:17for this big Christmas ad.
12:19And I want to put you up for it.
12:22I think this might revive
12:24the jest that I knew.
12:26At the very least,
12:28you won't tell my soon-to-be ex-wife
12:30when I show up with a forehead hickey.
12:35You want me to go to London?
12:37You love movies where
12:38women fan themselves
12:39and die of tuberculosis and shit.
12:42You saw Spice World
12:43nine times in the theater.
12:45No, I can't.
12:46I can't leave the city,
12:47this beautiful city.
12:48I can't leave New York.
12:49I am New York, baby.
12:51Look at me.
12:52I have a lot.
12:53I have to...
12:54I have...
12:56What, babe?
13:00What do you have?
13:05I don't understand.
13:08And then I realized
13:10I could do it.
13:11I could go and change my life.
13:13You don't own me, Wendy Jones.
13:17There's the baby.
13:19We'll miss you, Astrid.
13:20You know,
13:21I think it took me a long time
13:23before I realized
13:25that I wasn't fully mothered.
13:27Mm-hmm.
13:28And part of it
13:28was post-war attitudes
13:30towards maternal obligation,
13:32but some of it
13:33is just her bad personality.
13:36So I want you to know
13:37that no matter how old you get,
13:40and you will,
13:41I will mother you.
13:46I will mother you harder
13:48than you can take.
13:49Okay, ouch.
13:50That sounds my lit, Mom.
13:51Well, hopefully not.
13:54If this is going on and on,
13:56I'm going back inside.
13:59I love you, Grandma.
14:00It's very possible
14:02I won't see you again
14:03in this lifetime.
14:04So give me a kiss on the lips.
14:08I'm only kidding.
14:10That's embarrassing
14:11when someone leans in.
14:12Remember to tickle
14:13all the guards
14:14at Buckingham Palace.
14:16If anyone can make them smile,
14:18it's you.
14:18You've got a lot of spirit.
14:21No waste,
14:22but a lot of spirit.
14:24Okay, get her in the house.
14:25Hi.
14:26Americans think British people
14:28are snotty and pretentious,
14:29but smart.
14:30British people think
14:31Americans are stupid and vulgar,
14:32but funny.
14:33If you remember that,
14:34you should be fine.
14:35Later.
14:35I didn't get the hat.
14:38I'll kiss you on the lips of me.
14:40Oh, my goodness.
14:41I'll miss you guys.
14:43I love you.
14:44Call me right when you get there.
14:45Don't forget.
14:47Like, how did we survive
14:48up until this point?
14:50I don't know.
14:50Oh, wait.
14:51We didn't.
14:52They are so crazy.
14:54I can't believe
14:55that you're doing this.
14:56You were the kid
14:56who, like, threw up
14:57on sleepovers
14:58and had to go home
14:59by 7.30 p.m.
15:00I guess I'm all grown up.
15:01Ben, I want you to promise me
15:03this is important
15:04that you're not going to kiss
15:04anyone who's missing
15:05more than two teeth.
15:06And if they are missing teeth,
15:07they have to be in the back,
15:08not the front.
15:09But let them go down on me?
15:11Yeah, of course,
15:11because that's going to be
15:12like an interesting
15:12kind of link to gummies
15:13and the same channel.
15:14I don't want that.
15:16And just remember, okay?
15:21You're my best thing.
15:25I'm going to London.
15:26You might not recognize me.
15:27I had bangs in the last picture,
15:28but it is she.
15:31High five?
15:32Yeah.
15:32Aw.
15:33What shout was
15:34one of your daughters?
15:35Oh, cheers.
15:36Yeah, they're not all mine,
15:37just some of them.
15:38Do you guys know him?
15:40Are you guys okay?
15:40No, three of my nieces.
15:42We just went to Florida.
15:43Okay, like, that clears your name.
15:45Patient to the others.
15:47Kind to yourself,
15:47opening new experiences,
15:48close to pain.
15:49Patient to others,
15:50kind to yourself,
15:51opening new experiences,
15:52close to pain.
15:52Yes, I know exactly.
15:53Is that a dog?
16:05Yes.
16:08Oh, the phone booth.
16:09What's that?
16:10Those phone booths are so funny.
16:11Those phone booths are so funny.
16:13It's like,
16:13probably people don't use them, right?
16:21Oh, my God.
16:22That's fucking him.
16:22Palace.
16:25Look.
16:25Look.
16:25There you go.
16:38It's just doing the lift.
16:40Oh, no, I think we missed it.
16:42I'm looking for Hoxton Grove Estate,
16:44you know,
16:45estate grounds,
16:45Ferdinand Gardens,
16:47archways,
16:48some real
16:48merchant ivory type shit.
16:51I don't,
16:51I think it's back.
16:53Good luck with that, love.
16:54I just,
16:55I don't think this is it.
16:57It is.
16:58I've said it yet.
16:58No.
16:59That's 98.75, please.
17:03Welcome to London.
17:11Last trip, Mama.
17:14When are they coming to fix the dryer?
17:16Too sad,
17:16because my sheets are still damp.
17:18It's nothing you're not used to.
17:20Excuse me,
17:21I told you not to talk about that.
17:24Oh, guys,
17:25I'm sick of this lie.
17:35Hello,
17:36Troy.
17:36Oh!
17:38Sorry.
17:38I'm Gaz.
17:40Live here in the building.
17:42I've been put in charge of your stay
17:43while your host,
17:44Bob and Shirley,
17:45enjoy their autumn in Marbella.
17:47It's the life, isn't it, eh?
17:48Who are you?
17:49A little creature.
17:51Hi.
17:51Nice to meet you.
17:53I sure hope you're sweet.
17:54She's not.
17:55Only because I lost me leg.
17:56Nearly.
17:56Nearly lost me leg.
17:57To a ball terrier.
17:59Just,
17:59just down there.
18:01Yeah,
18:01we had to put her down.
18:02How did you?
18:03Never mind.
18:04I'll get the door.
18:05Yeah.
18:05Just a little bit of a nap to it.
18:08All right.
18:09Welcome in.
18:10It said estate,
18:15and I just,
18:16yeah,
18:17had a different picture in my head.
18:19I swore I saw crown molding
18:21in the description.
18:22Yep.
18:23But, you know,
18:23that's like,
18:23that's just a stain.
18:26That, actually,
18:26I believe is champagne stain.
18:29I mean,
18:30I'm being so silly.
18:32It's just,
18:32it's temporary, right?
18:33Three months,
18:33I'm probably not even going to be home a lot.
18:35I'm probably going to be at,
18:36like,
18:36amazing parties or something.
18:37Yeah.
18:38Type it in.
18:39That's a really nice photo of you.
18:42That's the one from Murder, She Wrote.
18:45Really?
18:46Okay.
18:47Okay,
18:48do you have the keys?
18:49So,
18:49nothing was really inspiring me
18:51in my closet,
18:52and I just,
18:53like,
18:54got this new knitting machine,
18:55and it's just incredible.
18:57I can, like,
18:57make these kind of tube styles
18:59really easy,
18:59so...
19:00Oh,
19:00you made me own outfit?
19:02Yeah.
19:02Oh,
19:02you can't go to a store
19:03and buy an outfit?
19:05Ugh!
19:06Tell me if you think it's,
19:07um,
19:08crazy cute
19:08or crazy crazy.
19:09Oh my God,
19:20I'm in hell.
19:23Hey,
19:23baby,
19:24can you come here for a second?
19:25Oh,
19:26fuck!
19:27Oh my God!
19:29Oh my God,
19:38stupid!
19:40No,
19:40Wendy,
19:41no.
19:42No,
19:42okay?
19:43I came here to release you,
19:45not to replay you again and again.
19:47So I'll put on my dress,
19:49and I'll handle my hair,
19:50and I'll go to a random bar,
19:52sorry, pub,
19:53and I'll let life have its way with me.
19:56Or,
19:56you know,
19:57maybe I'll,
19:58I'll have my way with it,
20:00with my life.
20:01I'll just,
20:02ah,
20:03get over there,
20:03and I'll have my way with my life.
20:05There you go.
20:06That makes sense.
20:07Where are you from?
20:28Where are you from?
20:31Gentlemen that can't get it up,
20:33and women that fart in their sleep.
20:36Welcome to the 100 millionth installment of Easy Come,
20:41where we bring you the best musicians live and direct,
20:44and we're lucky to have with us one of our regulars.
20:47He's the king of excess,
20:48a crystalline raindrop of a boy,
20:51along with whatever form his band takes tonight.
20:53I give you Felix and the Feelers.
20:58Yeah,
20:58thanks,
20:59Jim.
20:59Here you go.
21:00I would rather
21:19lie here in Venus's lap,
21:24like her
21:26Waging war like a game,
21:37I'm bursting into flames.
21:42Give me that honey,
21:43I just want honey.
21:50It's always the girls,
21:52it's always the girls.
21:58It's always the girls,
21:59it's always the girls.
22:02fucking hell.
22:20fucking hell who's done that fuck's sake
22:27yo sorry have you got any bog roll in there hi hi i'm sorry i'm not taking no shit or anything
22:37it's just total fucking carnage situation in here sorry are you talking to me uh yep
22:43you see my hand yeah have you got any bog roll oh what do you call it toilet yeah thank you
22:51okay yeah i just don't want someone to think it was me do you know what i mean
23:00i've actually done quite a good job of that in here
23:04oh you sing you're the singing guy oh yeah yeah it was really nice thanks yeah bit of a
23:11weird song that one i think all the sinks are broken yeah you can still use the soap though
23:15just rub it in no you can't you you have to rinse off the soap otherwise you have germs and soap
23:20on your hands plus you'll be like really sticky feel that hey you're really sticky won't be in
23:2610 minutes though why what are you going to do chop your hands off do you want one of those drinks by
23:31the way they're my friends but they've probably got new ones by now oh no offense i would literally
23:35never take an open drink from a man especially one who doesn't wash his hands fair enough felix by
23:40the way thanks for the book book okay i'm just i'm jessica
23:56i said whatever they want to call it baby are you okay fine yeah
24:06you sure you seem kind of not okay vibes can i just be where i am or do i have to smile all the time
24:15like some laughing clown i mean you hardly ever smile that's one of the things i like about you
24:23then when you do smile it's extra spanish smile button oh it's broken
24:30nope shall i guess later felix oh yeah wow maybe i'll take a diet coke whenever you
24:44you get the chance but don't worry about it i mean i'm not even thirsty i love this place
24:50so indie it's awesome oh my god oh my god hey what that's funny seeing you here i was literally
25:06just thinking about whether you believe me about how it wasn't me pissed on the toilet seat
25:12no i mean i saw it before what are you doing standing on your own under a bridge
25:16i'm like trying to get an uber i don't understand why this is not working do you know where this is
25:23yeah you've ordered that to heathrow okay that explains it i guess i'll just walk it's probably
25:31not that far what if you accidentally walk to heathrow i mean that's a distinct possibility i guess
25:38where are you going i feel like it's about to piss it down hoxton grove estate
25:42what i bet you thought that meant something else didn't you when you saw the word estate
25:49i mean i'm not upset i just need to adjust my expectations i'm always like adjusting my
25:54expectations let me guess you like one of those love actually loving girls
25:58i know is it like the crown you're obsessed with the crown you're on like a pilgrimage
26:02oh i'm obsessed with the crown thank you very much i'm um a weathering heights crime suspect rising
26:09i guess yeah okay sorry i underestimated you yeah you did i mean i did have a special edition princess
26:17diana beanie baby yeah we all had those you've got like an american accent right no i'm not um i don't
26:23have that i don't have an american accent it's slovakian actually i've actually always liked american
26:28things really like what the simpsons i actually genuinely like the simpsons yeah that's a good
26:33show captain crunch yum delicious oxycontin that's american right big i love that yeah it's my favorite
26:42breakfast sorry how long have you been here again um i got in today and i got here today what the
26:51fuck i know what are you doing in like south london without any of your friends well do you want me
26:57to tell you the truth my ex-boyfriend and i split up six months ago because he couldn't see himself as
27:05like a father and a husband and now he's engaged to like an online girl like an influencer she makes lip
27:12gloss do you want me to murder them yeah i want you to cut their heads off and sew them back on
27:18as a lesson i don't want you to fully kill them but i'll root you on you're cold by the way
27:25god no i run hot yeah i'm like sweating
27:32to a walk are you going to my house well i don't want you to get murdered on your first night in london
27:37it's really nice no i'm sort of semi-squatting with a friend near this area called angel we actually
27:45live like right across from the internet it's really doing my head in the internet yeah like
27:49one of the big companies like the internet companies it's really stressing me out because
27:53like when i wake up in the morning like we live literally right opposite this building so i'm like
27:57have they just been beaming internet signals like straight into my brain and like my crotch all
28:02night do you know what i mean that sounds really like sexual what like i'm being
28:07fucked by the internet yeah that's how it feels i feel like i've been fucked all night by this
28:11internet building that's disgusting i actually heard my neighbor yell really loudly and then like
28:18throw her husband up against the wall at least that's what it sounds like what in like where you're
28:25going now mm-hmm where i'm going now dark okay i know i don't know why i said that what a bummer
28:30you're sure it's this far oh this is like a two-hour affair at least oh so now we're having an affair
28:38i'm actually getting really cold oh yeah you want my jacket yes please it's kind of blustery
28:46like it's surrounded by tall buildings right yeah you need a hand
28:49there you go fucking hell are you gonna blow away
28:57i'm actually really hot now sorry what yeah immediately hot this is a whirlwind all right
29:03okay well do you want to come up and see my new horrible shitty new apartment
29:10your apartment oh my god my apartment sucks i don't sound like that
29:16yeah sure all right
29:21this isn't horrible at all it's kind of homey
29:26it's like being a grandma's suitcase or something i quite like it oh my god who is that how'd you get
29:33in here what is that is that your dog she's a weirdo but she's an iconic queen hey
29:42i mean i guess we're all weirdos aren't we i adopted her when she was nine she's ten now
29:49she had a cancerous lump on her lungs so i emptied out my savings and got it removed and now she's just
29:55a cancer-free lump oh hey hi lumpkin okay she's not wearing any clothes stop looking at her okay
30:05does she have a favorite song um probably anything by fiona apple oh title is a good album
30:12well it's the first cd i ever owned
30:18title not like backstreet boys or that song about how it's just a little crush or whatever
30:25who'd leave you fuck that guy well you don't know him maybe he's amazing maybe you guys would be best
30:39friends no i don't think we'd be best friends
30:42like it like it's not it's probably not going to work out but just because it's been a few months
31:08yeah um sure i'm just i'm trying to do stuff a bit differently like so i feel like i was kidding
31:14i'm so tired i just um i gotta work not tonight i'm not like a night worker i'm not like
31:20a cop okay i shouldn't have even went out tonight where's my bed gotta go to i feel like i'm asleep
31:28right now i mean do you want to hang out like another time or hope you have a nice yeah good to meet
31:33you too do you want to like swap you know like numbers or um i need to go to sleep cool okay all
31:39right get out of here i'll catch you again i'm kidding all right yeah see you later you don't have
31:44a bag or something no okay you're okay yeah i hope to see you singing around town cool all right bye
31:51i saw a bug
32:05dear dear wendy jones i'm no longer dreaming of a new life i'm living it i'm gonna take a lover not the
32:11guy that was here tonight he's kind of weird but a different lover many lovers we're all gonna make
32:16glove or something like that the fire of my passion cannot be extinguished
32:24oh my god oh my god stop drum and roll stop drop and roll oh my god
32:44i feel like i'm really dizzy like i feel like i'm gonna pass out or something
33:10can you unlock the door for us mom i just feel like i'm really gonna be gonna go down here i'm not
33:16drunk if you thought i was drunk i'm not drunk yeah look we're very dear friends very very close
33:22if any last minute operations or decisions i'm your guy all right so what what's going on did she do
33:28on top of something before we go we needed to get her under some cold water like um pasta what mom
33:35like um pasta i'm burned and this little guy's just spraying me i'm fine just keep breathing just keep
33:43breathing like you're giving birth to twins wait where's my dog you guys aren't watching my dog if
33:49she was a kid you guys would be watching her you only care about kids you don't care about dogs what that
33:54little goat but it was a heaven's cat stay with me you all right
34:03and by god wendy there he was my mr darcy my rochester my alan rickman my felix
34:24is
34:33London, London, London, shit, we goin' down, right?
34:35You's got your guilt in the news
34:37Now I'm wishin' that I didn't wear these shoes
34:39It's like, every time I get up on the dude
34:42Paparazzi put my venice in the news
34:45And I'm like, get up out my face
34:47Or I turn around and spray your ass with me
34:49My lips make you wanna have a taste
34:52You got that? I got the base
34:55How come every time you come around my London, London bridge
34:59Wanna go down like London, London, love you
35:02Wanna go down like
35:03Be goin' down like
35:06How come every time you come around my London, London bridge
35:10Wanna go down like
35:11Wanna go down like
35:14Be goin' down like
35:17Oh, shit, you know the world!
35:32Go out of the streets and then go down like
35:33Where do you think we want to do it when things go
35:33How come every time you come around my Lucy
35:34What can be done when we start with that being
35:35In the full story of the city?
35:36What can be done in the full story of the buildings?
35:37Although I'm math which has been really сем session
35:39But I'm the only one in that right if I can run along with
35:43In the inner realmente perspective
35:43However, I mean...
35:46What can is relative that you come around to date number that you've got on bang?
35:47The fact that you look things to be
35:48I think of inner makenitating that you're just
35:54It's always usual
35:55That's some of the news
35:56That would have been renamed
35:57Ross to actually look frustrated
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