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00:00This is Sloane Beaumont speaking, yes, from the commercials, ominous spokesperson, chief
00:19strategy officer, and you know what, I'm just going to say it, friend.
00:24Listen, I was given the chance to run a massive clandestine research project out of the local
00:28park, and the work that we are doing is, how do I say this without saying it, it's scary.
00:36I shouldn't say it's scary.
00:41Our team is doing it new, ominous style, baby, so no leaks, no teens, just calm, cool science.
00:58We've heard your requests, and we are proud to announce that we are so close on so many
01:07exciting developments.
01:12It hasn't been easy.
01:14Yes, the fatality rate for our employees seems bad, but you know, if you do compare it to other
01:19city park miniaturization research programs, it's really not, you know, forget this, can
01:25we, maybe we don't use that, but we're ominous, we're strong, we're normal, it's going to be
01:37amazing.
01:38Okay, when you see where this whole thing is headed, you are going to smile and shake your
01:42head and think, I can't believe she did it, or we did it.
01:51You'll be so proud to have been there from the beginning, you might even, you know, feel
01:58something.
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