Here's how to write an emo song - @marklittle - video Dailymotion

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00:00I'm going to teach you how to write an emo song, right?

00:01Now I'm going to leave you with that.

00:03So here's how you do it.

00:03All you have to do is write lyrics about the tools required to sing an emo song.

00:10And then, of course, you sing it in an emo way, right?

00:14So for instance, this pen that writes these words, this page on which I write, this chair

00:19that holds my weight, but where are you?

00:22So that's an emo song, right?

00:23That's a pretty good emo song.

00:25You list the tools.

00:26You list the tools.

00:27Then, of course, you get to the chorus.

00:29You play with that.

00:29I write your name.

00:31I write your name.

00:32I use a pen to write your name.

00:36And there's the twist in the joke.

00:38It was actually Screamo all along.

00:40Oh, my God.

00:41If you're not familiar with Screamo, that's emo's angrier cousin.

00:44It's the exact same as emo, except there's one extra band member, a raving animal they

00:49keep caged at the back of the stage, who only comes out during the chorus to paraphrase

00:54the lead singer, right?

00:55I love you forever.

00:58Forever means every day.

01:02Okay, Jeremy, get back in your cage.

01:04I'll see you at the bridge.

01:05No!

01:07No!

01:08No!

01:12No!

01:13No!