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00:10:59No.
00:11:01Come are you?
00:11:02I'm Allie's friend.
00:11:03Allie's friend?
00:11:04I know all of Allie's friends and you're not in that bunch.
00:11:07Actually, we met yesterday.
00:11:10Oh.
00:11:12You met her at the Chinese place.
00:11:14Yes, that's me.
00:11:17I'm her new boo.
00:11:18Her new boo?
00:11:20Yes.
00:11:21I heard her panties of choice.
00:11:23Wear boy shorts.
00:11:25Think she'll like these?
00:11:26I don't know.
00:11:27I also heard she likes to dance.
00:11:30Do you think I'd be a good catch for her?
00:11:33Let me drop it a little lower.
00:11:35Like this.
00:11:39What the hell is he delivering?
00:11:41Apparently good moves.
00:11:43Harrison!
00:11:45Allie, hey.
00:11:47You made it.
00:11:48I did.
00:11:49You said 9 o'clock.
00:11:50I'm a little early.
00:11:51You're a lot early, hon.
00:11:537.30.
00:11:54Are those panties?
00:11:56Actually, they're for Emma.
00:11:58Boy shorts.
00:12:00Aww.
00:12:01Right size.
00:12:04You are Emma.
00:12:06No.
00:12:07She is Emma.
00:12:09You are Emma.
00:12:10Okay?
00:12:11Emma no esta en su casa.
00:12:14She's gonna jump off a high rise because her friend delivers freaks to her doorstep.
00:12:19Look at that hiney.
00:12:25Yo, girl, the organic fries coming out straight.
00:12:28Okay, you and your 18th century lines can bounce.
00:12:32Hey, I'm sorry that it wasn't a match made in heaven.
00:12:36Thanks for coming in.
00:12:37That's a timely manner, though.
00:12:38I, uh...
00:12:39Is the crazy coast clear?
00:12:46All clear.
00:12:48Now, Mike, you really didn't like him.
00:12:50Allie.
00:12:51You really did.
00:12:53Well, not for me.
00:12:54No, I didn't like him.
00:12:56Why would I like him?
00:12:58You didn't give him a chance.
00:13:00Oh, God.
00:13:00He was at the door longer than 30 seconds.
00:13:03I gave him plenty of chances.
00:13:05He even brought you gifts.
00:13:06That's another thing.
00:13:09Allie, you can't go around giving these freaking freaks my underwear preference and size.
00:13:14I was just trying to give him a leg up.
00:13:16Oh, Mike, why do you do these things?
00:13:19She's a few espresso shots short of a latte.
00:13:22Seriously.
00:13:22I can't even deal with your unruly judgment anymore.
00:13:25Emma, you're being so mean.
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:29She didn't mean any harm.
00:13:30Oh, Bree.
00:13:31Now's not the time for a lesson.
00:13:33You schooled me on not being mean to her.
00:13:35Yeah, well, sorry, but now I truly understand.
00:13:38You know what?
00:13:38She's been doing these things for years.
00:13:40You should have been on the Bree against Sally Page a long time ago.
00:13:43It's not nice, you guys.
00:13:45You know what?
00:13:46I don't care.
00:13:46I don't care what you think is nice.
00:13:50Okay.
00:13:50I think we need to go for a workout.
00:13:52Come on.
00:13:53We're going for a workout.
00:13:54Let's go.
00:13:55What's the point?
00:13:56We had like a thousand pounds of food last night.
00:13:59Work up all these calories.
00:14:18I know.
00:14:21This is where you find marriage material at.
00:14:25He's too buff.
00:14:27There's no such thing as too buff.
00:14:30I thought you weren't getting married.
00:14:32I'd reconsider.
00:14:33If he looks like that.
00:14:35Oh, so superficial.
00:14:37If you're still worked up from this morning, I'm sorry.
00:14:41Finally.
00:14:42An apology.
00:14:44Aw.
00:14:44Friends again.
00:14:45As long as she doesn't send me any super turned-up nut rockers again.
00:14:50I won't do you any more favors.
00:14:52I'm just tired of seeing you mope around over the guise of your past.
00:14:56No favors from you is a good thing.
00:14:58You don't have anyone's taste down but your own.
00:15:00I totally love being roommates with you guys, but I miss going out on dates.
00:15:05I'm trying to hook us up so we can do the dating thing again.
00:15:09Okay.
00:15:10You can always move out.
00:15:11No one's forcing you to room with us.
00:15:12That's one.
00:15:13And two, no one's stopping you from dating.
00:15:15I disagree.
00:15:16I haven't gone out on a date in like six months.
00:15:19Yeah.
00:15:19It's been three months for me.
00:15:21Only three weeks for me.
00:15:23Brie, you don't care who you date.
00:15:25That's why your dating spans are so short.
00:15:27Not true.
00:15:29True.
00:15:30And Emma, you're the one who chose not to go out on a date for six months.
00:15:35Was I supposed to get over Alex over the span of a few short days?
00:15:38That's not how love operates.
00:15:40Your standards in guys are too high.
00:15:42Brie, yours are too low.
00:15:43We need to find a nice in-between.
00:15:45You have no standards whatsoever.
00:15:47Please, I decline all dating advice from you.
00:15:52My parents are going to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary.
00:15:56Aww.
00:15:56We're so happy together.
00:16:00I want that.
00:16:01You'll find it.
00:16:03Play the field a little longer.
00:16:05Oh, playing the field sucks.
00:16:08You know that's not for me.
00:16:10My two-year-after-college plan was to move in with you two, take on an internship, find an Ivy League graduate, get engaged, start planning for babies.
00:16:20You graduated four years ago.
00:16:23That makes you two years overdue.
00:16:26Right.
00:16:27So, I'm a little off pace.
00:16:31Emma, you had year-long relationships for the past four years.
00:16:34You tried your little plan.
00:16:36It just didn't work.
00:16:38I mean, why don't you guys care about long-term relationship stuff?
00:16:45Well, I do.
00:16:46I plan to get those marriage and baby plans working by the time I'm 33.
00:16:50Thirty-three?
00:16:52Really?
00:16:53No need to rush.
00:16:55Was that the delivery guy from last night?
00:16:58I don't know.
00:16:59You answered the door.
00:17:00I can't see him.
00:17:01What about those fortunes last night?
00:17:05It says...
00:17:07Your path to finding eternal love begins now.
00:17:15Doesn't that mean something to you?
00:17:17We all got the same fortune.
00:17:19So?
00:17:20So it won't come true.
00:17:22I believe in luck and blessings and fortunes.
00:17:26I think there's something great in store for us.
00:17:29Did the love god just send you that epiphany?
00:17:32I'm down with good fortune.
00:17:33Yes.
00:17:34Sally, you're getting it.
00:17:36Yeah.
00:17:37It can never happen, though.
00:17:39The fact that we're always together, and we'll always be together, gets in the way of love.
00:17:45You're actually starting to make sense.
00:17:47For once.
00:17:48Really?
00:17:48Really?
00:17:49I feel like a love philosopher right now.
00:17:53Let's hear more.
00:17:54Come on.
00:17:56Okay.
00:17:56Well, since high school, if you guys didn't like my boyfriends, you would find some way
00:18:01to destroy the relationship.
00:18:03I don't know about destroy.
00:18:04Yeah, that's kind of a harsh word.
00:18:06But it's true.
00:18:07Think about it.
00:18:08When Bri and I don't like your boyfriends, we don't look for ways to end it, but they just
00:18:13go bad for some reason.
00:18:14You two always seem to put a wedge between me and my guys.
00:18:17And think about it.
00:18:18It's been that way forever.
00:18:19Not necessarily.
00:18:21We always look out for each other.
00:18:23It just spells disaster, apparently.
00:18:25Totally.
00:18:27I'm still so troubled over what you guys did to John.
00:18:32Oh!
00:18:33You mean Old Man River?
00:18:35John Ford River was his name.
00:18:38Allie, you didn't really like him that much, did you?
00:18:43Absolutely.
00:18:45I told you, I thought he was marriage potential.
00:18:48Oh my gosh, I will stick your head in the ocean until it turns blue if you are serious
00:18:52right now.
00:18:53Very serious.
00:18:54I mean, I know that he was older, but he was in shape.
00:18:57We liked the same things.
00:18:59We both like sports.
00:19:00He was perfect.
00:19:02We had to end it.
00:19:04We saw way, way too much.
00:19:07Uh, like what?
00:19:08The two-on-two basketball game.
00:19:10The two-on-two basketball game, exactly.
00:19:10The two-on-two basketball game, exactly.
00:19:16We gonna kick y'all's asses.
00:19:18Y'all's asses?
00:19:19You heard me, gal.
00:19:20Don't you jive talk me.
00:19:21Oh, she's just run her mouth.
00:19:23I knows it.
00:19:24They're just talking smack, baby.
00:19:26Is that what they're doing?
00:19:27Yep.
00:19:28I'm a really run up in you now.
00:19:30I was on 32 championship team.
00:19:33You're telling your age.
00:19:34That's right.
00:19:35And I'm 52 going on 22.
00:19:39Is this a joke?
00:19:42Oh.
00:19:44That's a foul.
00:19:46Oh, you pissed him off.
00:19:47Now.
00:19:47He's gonna slam dunk.
00:19:48In your face.
00:19:49Oh, my God.
00:19:55These are my teammates.
00:19:57We gonna kick y'all's asses.
00:19:59Should I pull up your trousers for you?
00:20:02Those are not trousers.
00:20:04That is clearly a diaper.
00:20:07Mind your business, Maria.
00:20:09Yeah, do that for me, sweetie.
00:20:10Did he just call me Maria?
00:20:14He did.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:16Casper.
00:20:17Go, baby!
00:20:24In your face!
00:20:26Yeah!
00:20:29Okay.
00:20:29And that's how you lead a team to a championship!
00:20:36You guys totally ruined that relationship for me.
00:20:39I think we saved you from cleaning up adult turds for the rest of your life.
00:20:43You're gonna be old, M-Day.
00:20:45Who's gonna clean up your turds?
00:20:47I'll find the Fountain of Youth by 50, and I'll clean up my own turds.
00:20:51Allie, I think you have such a kind, gullible heart.
00:20:55You attract needy guys.
00:20:57What about the type of guys you attract?
00:21:01Scholars?
00:21:02Business execs?
00:21:03Great guys.
00:21:05Great guys?
00:21:07Great jerks is more like it.
00:21:08They were terrific at everything except treating you right.
00:21:11I'm with Allie on this one.
00:21:13Most of the guys you dated, not great.
00:21:15Actually, they have been great.
00:21:17Minus two problems.
00:21:19Really?
00:21:20Most of the boyfriends you've had have been uppity losers.
00:21:22Not true!
00:21:23True?
00:21:24You call a guy who invites his ex to your engagement party great.
00:21:27I'm so glad to have all of the people we love join us for this special occasion.
00:21:37All of the people we love?
00:21:40So that means you're still in love with your ex, who I don't even know why she's here to begin with.
00:21:46We?
00:21:47No, no, no, no.
00:21:48Seriously, can you explain what you mean by all of the people we love?
00:21:53It was just a figure of speech.
00:21:57Oh, okay, so do you, or don't you, love the people at this table?
00:22:03I love the woman next to me, who's going to be my wife.
00:22:06I love all my family and friends who have joined us here today.
00:22:10You keep saying that.
00:22:11So, do you love me?
00:22:13No.
00:22:14As a friend, yes.
00:22:16And I was speaking for Emma, who also has people at this table who she loves.
00:22:20That's a given.
00:22:20And we know that Emma loves this one and this one.
00:22:24I'm just trying to figure out your meaning of love here.
00:22:29I think she was just speaking in general terms.
00:22:32And I think she wasn't talking to you, biatch.
00:22:35Yeah, Mrs. X, what are you even doing here?
00:22:38Could you elaborate on this sophisticated story?
00:22:42We need to stop.
00:22:44She's my friend, and all of our friends were invited.
00:22:47She's not Emma's friend.
00:22:51Emma's friends are here.
00:22:53One, two.
00:22:54So then she's your friend.
00:22:57She's become good friends with Emma.
00:23:00And that's why she's here today.
00:23:02Is that true, Emma?
00:23:04Have you been befriending people behind our racks?
00:23:07Yeah, we want to know.
00:23:09We should have never let you go out on those single dates with him.
00:23:12You do that, and you come back with new friends.
00:23:16Unacceptable.
00:23:18Unacceptable.
00:23:19Who should we call about this?
00:23:21I don't know.
00:23:22I feel like I'm starting to act like you.
00:23:25What does that mean?
00:23:28I don't know.
00:23:29Back to Emma and her new friends.
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:33Mel and I have gotten to know each other.
00:23:36Yeah.
00:23:37I like Emma.
00:23:39Seriously, she can't have new friends.
00:23:41This is absurd.
00:23:43I'm appalled.
00:23:45Stunned.
00:23:47Ms. X, do you really think it's appropriate to be at your ex's engagement brunch?
00:23:56We were together a long time ago, and we have both moved on.
00:24:00I'm happy for him.
00:24:02Oh, oh, oh, really?
00:24:04Is that why you've doodled this little heart with his name in it, and yours right next to it?
00:24:16You're still in love with me?
00:24:18Why is that even a question?
00:24:23Alex?
00:24:24We told you from the beginning that she was a hopeless romantic, and that if you break her heart, we'll break your face.
00:24:34That's the bringing your baby.
00:24:38Bitch.
00:24:39You two are so much trouble for my relationships.
00:24:54What?
00:24:55You should be thinking it's a thousand times over for that one.
00:24:58Okay, so?
00:24:59We all have different tastes.
00:25:01It's normal.
00:25:02If we have the same taste, we fight over guys.
00:25:04Breeze had her share of fighting over guys.
00:25:06Don't even go there.
00:25:07You guys instigated that one.
00:25:09You guys are so hot.
00:25:19And?
00:25:20Mega sexy.
00:25:22And what else?
00:25:24You got straight ass.
00:25:29That's beyond gross.
00:25:32Sorry, I didn't know you were standing there.
00:25:35I just walked up, and my gosh, what a sight.
00:25:39Come in, get up?
00:25:41To join the group of hookers, maybe not.
00:25:44Hooker?
00:25:46H-O-O, curse.
00:25:48Good speller for a little one.
00:25:52She has the best sense of humor.
00:25:53Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:56Bree, my girl, are you really not saying anything?
00:25:59For the first time in history?
00:26:01What can't you say?
00:26:03Bree, say something.
00:26:06Brog, why don't you get in and swim with us?
00:26:08That's the first fake line that comes to mind.
00:26:11You're such a waste of cells.
00:26:15I get it.
00:26:16Because if she didn't have cells, then she wouldn't be anything.
00:26:20I get it.
00:26:22I told you guys she was funny.
00:26:24And how old is your sister?
00:26:27His sister is standing here.
00:26:29Ask me.
00:26:31How old are you, brookie?
00:26:33Seven and three quarters.
00:26:35Wow.
00:26:36A whole seven years, huh?
00:26:38Oh, so we have a birthday coming up.
00:26:40You didn't tell me.
00:26:40We have to do something super cool.
00:26:42He's not your husband.
00:26:43He doesn't have to tell you everything about our life.
00:26:45I just thought it would be nice to get you something.
00:26:48Something like what?
00:26:50I don't know.
00:26:51A cute outfit or something.
00:26:53Three is the fashionista.
00:26:55I've seen her like a hot mess.
00:26:57Fashionista would be saying too much.
00:27:00Brooke, you don't think you're being a bit disrespectful?
00:27:03We're all adults here.
00:27:04And?
00:27:06And your mouth is running wild.
00:27:09Ian, your company needs to leave.
00:27:11They've got too much to say.
00:27:14Brooke, why don't you come jump in the pool, all right?
00:27:17And cool off a bit.
00:27:18Cool off a bit?
00:27:18You think I'm the problem?
00:27:20Nah, of course not.
00:27:21You think we're the problem?
00:27:24Baby, no.
00:27:25Come on.
00:27:26Who's the problem?
00:27:28There's no problem.
00:27:29Is there a problem?
00:27:30Your muscles are too big.
00:27:32That's a health problem.
00:27:35All I've ever tried to do is protect you from scum so they don't use you for the money mommy and daddy left us.
00:27:41I know, Brooke.
00:27:42All right?
00:27:43Trust me.
00:27:44You've done a perfect job.
00:27:45I'm not after him for his money.
00:27:47Well, you should be, you loser of a woman.
00:27:49Okay, if the normal Brie who talks crap doesn't show up in two seconds, I'm going to inherit those traits.
00:27:56So she's being fake right now.
00:27:58I knew it.
00:27:59Another fake female.
00:28:01Ian, I am so done with your women.
00:28:04Look, Brie's great, all right?
00:28:07Just got to get to know her a little better, that's all.
00:28:09Her friend said she was fake.
00:28:11Can you take a hint?
00:28:12I can't take it anymore.
00:28:13You people need to leave.
00:28:19Okay, Ian, you really need to check your sister before I do.
00:28:22See?
00:28:22Her true colors are shiny through.
00:28:24She's a fake.
00:28:26She's using us.
00:28:27Call the po-po.
00:28:28Good gracious little girl.
00:28:31You have no filter.
00:28:32Keep this going in your 20s and you'll be single for life.
00:28:36Like you all?
00:28:38Okay, somebody needs to muzzle this girl.
00:28:40Just the disrespect I was waiting for.
00:28:42Y'all ratchets can bounce.
00:28:56That little girl.
00:28:58That was the only guy you tried to impress so much you were practically a mute.
00:29:02He was so hot.
00:29:05You were willing to endure that brat of a sister?
00:29:09He was a really, really good kisser.
00:29:11That little brookie would be a deal breaker for me
00:29:14Obviously she was for me too
00:29:16Especially since you guys started revving a rap
00:29:18We need to begin this new love fact
00:29:21If we must
00:29:22Let's please do it over lunch
00:29:23I'm starving
00:29:25Can I pick our lunch spot?
00:29:28No
00:29:28Okay, so the key question is
00:29:37How do we find guys that we all like?
00:29:40Hmm, that's like finding a needle in a haystack
00:29:42Small needle
00:29:43It's doable though
00:29:45We just have to find a group of guys that are friends
00:29:48Maybe
00:29:49And they'll all have the same likes
00:29:52So we'll all spend a lot of time together
00:29:54Hmm, that's the key point
00:29:56I love spending time with my girls
00:29:59But spending time with my girls and the guy they approve of
00:30:01That really tops the cake
00:30:03You know, we may have a plan here
00:30:04But we need to cut rules
00:30:06Rules are good
00:30:08Okay, rule number one
00:30:09We get to choose our own dates
00:30:12Okay, and rule number two
00:30:16We date in groups of three
00:30:18So your date has to bring two friends
00:30:21Um, rule number three
00:30:23If we don't approve of all three guys
00:30:25The date ends
00:30:25Uh, I don't know about that one
00:30:27Emma, that's the whole point of this
00:30:30Finding eternal love path of yours
00:30:33We have to find guys we all like
00:30:35Hmm, okay
00:30:37No dates in public places
00:30:39Agreed
00:30:40Why?
00:30:42Allie, what if your dates are embarrassing?
00:30:44What if yours are?
00:30:45They won't be
00:30:46Okay, we choose our own dates
00:30:50And where we want to go
00:30:51Or I'm out
00:30:52Okay, okay, fine
00:30:55Okay, any more rules?
00:30:58Those are the three golden rules
00:30:59Okay, then let the dating frenzy begin
00:31:02Who's first?
00:31:03I'll go first
00:31:03So eager to love
00:31:06I love that about you
00:31:07Let me guess
00:31:09You're gonna call that lawyer you met a couple weeks ago?
00:31:11I may be interested now
00:31:12Hmm, why?
00:31:14Because we reminded you of how much a loser dude you almost married six months ago?
00:31:19Not necessarily
00:31:20All right
00:31:21Let's see if this plan A leads us to glory
00:31:24If not, on to plan B
00:31:26And possibly plan C
00:31:29Do you guys like this?
00:31:36You can be better
00:31:37No
00:31:37I think we need to go over the rules again
00:31:42Coming on my date with me
00:31:45You cannot like him
00:31:47And it's capisce
00:31:48And where do we need to go over?
00:31:50I guess nothing
00:31:51Please don't embarrass me, you guys
00:31:53Yeah, Allie
00:31:55Please don't embarrass us
00:31:56It's free
00:31:57You're the one we should be worried about
00:31:59Not tonight, sweetie
00:32:00I'm gonna capture the heart of an Ivy League stud
00:32:03Oh, they're Ivy League guys
00:32:06Yeah, what's wrong with that?
00:32:10I see a potential disapproval in sight
00:32:18I'm glad you're here
00:32:29So am I
00:32:30Ladies
00:32:31I'm glad you're here, too
00:32:33How are you?
00:32:34Great
00:32:34Pretty good
00:32:36And, um, you are?
00:32:39Brianna
00:32:39Brianna?
00:32:41You never go by Brianna
00:32:43I mean, you always go by Brianna
00:32:48And now you are?
00:32:51I'm Allison
00:32:52Since when do you go by Allison?
00:32:54Since it started going by Brianna
00:32:56And you, um, must be Emma
00:32:59The woman I've heard so much about
00:33:01Yes
00:33:01Ray
00:33:02Ray
00:33:04That's nice
00:33:05Ray sounds glam
00:33:06Like Ray Charles
00:33:09Don't tell me you're from Georgia
00:33:10I'm actually from South Africa
00:33:14South Africa, Georgia
00:33:15They're, like, right next to each other
00:33:17So that's what counts
00:33:18She's just kidding
00:33:20Stop acting the trailer trap
00:33:23You're friends and my family
00:33:25Evening, everyone
00:33:27James, you decided to join us
00:33:29Client took a little longer than expected
00:33:31James, are you a lawyer?
00:33:32I am, yes
00:33:33Are you a lawyer, too, Ray?
00:33:35The third partner at the firm
00:33:36I'm, uh, James, by the way
00:33:38Hi, I'm Emma
00:33:39Nice to meet you
00:33:40Nice to meet you
00:33:40I'm Brie
00:33:41Oh, it's Brie now
00:33:42Just Brie
00:33:43I'm Allie
00:33:45Nice to meet you, Allie
00:33:46So, which one do you want?
00:33:52The one next to
00:33:53Why?
00:33:55Because I don't like tight asses
00:33:57So, James
00:34:01Guess you're my date
00:34:02It looks that way
00:34:04You wanna get you some champagne?
00:34:07Please
00:34:08Uh, no, I don't drink champagne, yeah
00:34:10You can get me a bottle of hard lemonade, though
00:34:13Really?
00:34:14Yep
00:34:15With the shrimp stuck on top
00:34:17That's my new phase
00:34:18She's just a super simple person, so
00:34:22With some complexities, though
00:34:24So, Emma
00:34:26Tell me a little about you and what you like to do
00:34:29Oh, well
00:34:30Emma's the only one of us who went to college
00:34:32I went to college, too
00:34:34One semester at a JC does not count
00:34:38Well, two days at an elementary school doesn't count for you
00:34:41Emma also owns an online shoe-and-bag retail store
00:34:46We help her run the business, so it's kind of like we own it, too
00:34:49Yeah, she pays us big bucks for doing practically nothing
00:34:52Ladies
00:34:54I think he was talking to me
00:34:57He did say, Emma
00:34:58What do you like to do, didn't he?
00:35:01Didn't you?
00:35:01I did
00:35:02Oh, sorry
00:35:03Emma
00:35:04Kind of sounds like Allie
00:35:05Anyway
00:35:08What were you saying?
00:35:11Tell me about you
00:35:12And what you like to do
00:35:13And what you don't like to do
00:35:14Um, well
00:35:15So far, I like you
00:35:17Oh, yeah?
00:35:19How'd this come about?
00:35:21I don't know
00:35:22Just something about you
00:35:24Sounds promising
00:35:26So
00:35:28How did you all meet?
00:35:30I'm a guest
00:35:30You all met in college?
00:35:32You're right on the money with that one
00:35:33You're right on the money with that one
00:35:35What?
00:35:38He's your champagne
00:35:39And your only
00:35:45He's your wonderful
00:35:47Oh, I didn't think you had it
00:35:49I was totally joking
00:35:50Oh, we didn't
00:35:52But we made a point to get some for you
00:35:54Because
00:35:54Especially
00:35:55Allie, would you like to try some champagne?
00:36:00No, thanks
00:36:02I'm not a champagne fan
00:36:03Um
00:36:04You don't like champagne?
00:36:06No
00:36:06It tastes funny
00:36:07So
00:36:09I suppose you're going to order
00:36:10Hot wings and curly fries for your meal
00:36:12Okay
00:36:13This is an upscale dinner
00:36:15I don't think they have hot wings
00:36:17I'm going to order a possum
00:36:19And creole potato salad
00:36:20You're kidding, right?
00:36:23They don't have possum where you're from?
00:36:25Um, no
00:36:26Never had it
00:36:26So
00:36:31What did I teach you guys about women at that fancy school you went to?
00:36:35Okay
00:36:35I'm really attracted to you
00:36:40Raymond
00:36:41You're welcome
00:36:42Brana, you are pretty amazing
00:36:46I must be
00:36:47Because you have a twinkle in your eye
00:36:48Yep
00:36:50That's good
00:36:51I don't know
00:36:52I can see you all day without a single word
00:36:56I do have that effect on people
00:36:58Because I confess
00:37:02You're extremely attractive
00:37:04Raymond
00:37:05It's true
00:37:06You're very attractive
00:37:07And I
00:37:08Would want to see you outside of here
00:37:09I guess I was wrong about you, smart man
00:37:15Just like to tell her how much you know
00:37:17No
00:37:18When you have a beautiful woman
00:37:20In front of you
00:37:21It's like hard
00:37:22To
00:37:22Talk
00:37:24Everyone sure seems to be having a good conversation
00:37:28Well, maybe if you would loosen up a little bit
00:37:30We can be included in that good conversation
00:37:32Oh, I'm loose
00:37:34You
00:37:35Not that kind of loose
00:37:37Are you ready to order?
00:37:40The ladies are ready?
00:37:41I'll have the lobster tail
00:37:41Good choice
00:37:43I tend to make those from time to time
00:37:45I'll have the same
00:37:47Um, I'll have the stuffed salmon
00:37:49And I'll have the same
00:37:51You can't go around when you both have the same food
00:37:54No, you can't
00:37:55Allie
00:38:00Stuffed salmon is a good dish
00:38:01Okay
00:38:03He'll have the stuffed salmon
00:38:05And I'm still thinking about it
00:38:07She is going to ruin this for us
00:38:09Oh, no
00:38:11She isn't
00:38:12Allie
00:38:14Why don't you have what I'm having?
00:38:17Uh
00:38:18Okay
00:38:19I'm ready
00:38:19Go ahead, Madonna
00:38:20Okay
00:38:21The phallet million
00:38:25Sorry?
00:38:28The phallet
00:38:29Million
00:38:30She means the filet mignon
00:38:34Okay, you know what?
00:38:36I just changed my mind
00:38:37Just bring me a squid sandwich
00:38:39With a side of cottage cheese and pineapples
00:38:42Oh
00:38:44Did I not pronounce that right either?
00:38:46Yeah
00:38:46Squeeze sandwich
00:38:48Con cottage cheese
00:38:50Eat pineapples
00:38:51You know what?
00:38:54Just because you've got a degree
00:38:55Doesn't mean you can go around correcting people
00:38:58Allie
00:38:58Just calm down
00:38:59I will not calm down
00:39:01Oh, you better calm your ass down
00:39:02Because you're getting your drink on my dress
00:39:04On my dress
00:39:05Maybe if you learned to pronounce your food correctly
00:39:07You'd enjoy your meals a little more
00:39:09And maybe
00:39:11If you pulled your panties out of your ass
00:39:13You wouldn't be so uptight
00:39:14Huh?
00:39:15Ladies
00:39:15Let's get at them
00:39:16Oh, what?
00:39:23Did I drink out of the glass wrong too?
00:39:25Ladies
00:39:26Rule number three
00:39:27Let's bounce
00:39:29Rock skate
00:39:30Ladies
00:39:30We have rules in place
00:39:31Yeah
00:39:34And I don't wear panties
00:39:42I wear drawers
00:39:42I could have gotten that squid sandwich
00:39:45Squid sandwich isn't even on the menu
00:39:48For the chance to get in those panties
00:39:52She would have brought her pig's ass or pumpkin pie
00:39:54And now we're down the way to get it to her
00:39:56Get your game on, bro
00:39:58I cannot believe the way you acted last night, Ellie
00:40:16You really showed your ass
00:40:17He was in the way
00:40:18Now you know how we feel about you
00:40:20You really scared me last night
00:40:22You pulled a Brie
00:40:23I would have done that
00:40:24I told you
00:40:25You're becoming her
00:40:26She's becoming you
00:40:28It's scary
00:40:28I'm sorry if I embarrassed you guys
00:40:31I was really feeling my date
00:40:33I hate these rules
00:40:35Well, you created rule number three
00:40:37Yeah, and we all agreed
00:40:39It's all for one and one for all
00:40:41Chocolate in one?
00:40:45Emma
00:40:45Your little plan didn't work
00:40:47So it's on to the next
00:40:49Leave plan B up to Brie
00:40:51Oh, I'm scared
00:40:53Why?
00:40:54I'm thinking speedo barbecue
00:40:57What?
00:40:59What?
00:40:59Topless guys means fun
00:41:01Oh, I'm not going topless unless we all are
00:41:05Okay, nobody's going topless
00:41:07Just the guys
00:41:08Hi
00:41:09I can't take it anymore
00:41:13You want me to pull Emma?
00:41:43No
00:41:45No, there's too much tanning lotion in there
00:41:47Oh, I wish I could get a tan
00:41:49I don't know why I'm so white
00:41:51I'm 164 Cherokee
00:41:53Hey Emma, check this out
00:41:58Wow
00:42:01Amazing
00:42:02What's that famous rule again?
00:42:14Oh yeah
00:42:15Rule number three
00:42:17Let's go ladies
00:42:33Looks like we're back to square one
00:42:43You sure know how to spoil a good time Emma
00:42:47That was like the shortest date in history
00:42:49Shut up, Allie
00:42:51Patience is wearing thin with you
00:42:53You know, you used to be the most civilized of the three
00:42:57Not so much now
00:42:59Just want a normal relationship
00:43:01With a normal guy
00:43:03Like Keith
00:43:05Well, Keith is no longer in the picture, sweetie
00:43:08Don't call me sweetie
00:43:09If you're sounding more and more like the old Brie
00:43:12The old Brie?
00:43:14Yeah
00:43:14I'm new and improved
00:43:16I scored two good dates in a row
00:43:18I feel lucky
00:43:19What's our next plan?
00:43:25Hmm
00:43:26Plan C
00:43:27My plan
00:43:28Maybe Emma and I should rework our plans
00:43:31Yeah
00:43:32I don't know if I trust you devising plans
00:43:34Trust you must
00:43:37I'll have us a few good men in no time
00:43:39Bicentennial man looking for a woman to put him back in the closet
00:43:54Oh, hell no
00:43:55That says bisexual man looking for a woman to put him back in the closet
00:43:59Bisexual, bicentennial
00:44:02That's not the same thing
00:44:04Allie, I don't know about this
00:44:07Rusty pumpkin pie, I got this
00:44:10Ooh, sounds interesting
00:44:14No freaks
00:44:18A couple of men looking for a couple of bed buddies
00:44:27Don't even think about it
00:44:29Of all people, you would be preventing me from calling bed buddies?
00:44:34We've changed
00:44:34Somewhat
00:44:36I can't keep telling you guys to distract me
00:44:39Hmm
00:44:42Three desirable men looking for three outgoing women
00:44:54Perfect
00:44:57Hi, I'm responding to the dating ad
00:45:06Awesome
00:45:09I just hope you're going to have three Prince Charmings waiting at the doorstep
00:45:19Yeah, I don't like wasting good perfume
00:45:21I don't want any more crazy dates
00:45:23I don't want any more cocky Ivy Leaguers
00:45:26Let's just hope the third time's a charm
00:45:29It's going to be charming
00:45:31They're here
00:45:34Here we go again
00:45:37Hi, you must be our date
00:45:51That's us
00:45:52Goodie, well, I'm Allie
00:45:56And my two friends will be right with you momentarily
00:46:00You sound all professional
00:46:02Professional everything you talk
00:46:04She's smiling
00:46:06So probably yes
00:46:07I swear
00:46:12I'm always a good girl
00:46:13Why me?
00:46:16Emma
00:46:16Bree
00:46:17These are our wonderful dates
00:46:19Guys, this is Emma
00:46:20Bree
00:46:21Hi
00:46:22I'm Nick
00:46:23This is Joe
00:46:24And that's Craig
00:46:24Hi
00:46:26Hi
00:46:27So, who's date is who?
00:46:32We drew straws to decide
00:46:33So, Craig gets first pick
00:46:35So, Craig
00:46:37Who do you choose?
00:46:41He's deaf?
00:46:42Yeah, pretty much
00:46:42Oh
00:46:44Um, Allie, could I?
00:46:47Speak with you a minute
00:46:48Um, uh, sure
00:46:50Excuse us for just too funny
00:46:53Just a minute
00:46:54Who got the biggest racks?
00:47:01Yeah, I'm not telling
00:47:02But one of them is built like a prison tattoo
00:47:04Mmm, she my niece
00:47:06Yeah, that's not gonna happen
00:47:07Craig, Craig
00:47:09We're debating that one, alright?
00:47:10It's between me and Joe now
00:47:11Craig, you better back off
00:47:13He can't even whisper sweet nothings in her ear
00:47:15Oh, we got a bag session going on
00:47:18What do you think?
00:47:20That you couldn't handle it
00:47:22And you would have to see it to believe it
00:47:25Allie, Allie
00:47:34Did you go to the local rest home?
00:47:36Or what?
00:47:36Where is that ad where you found our lovely dates on?
00:47:40Oh, um, what's the website?
00:47:42Kids, I need a miracle?
00:47:45Oh, it's right here
00:47:48Three desirable men looking for three outgoing women
00:47:52It says three disabled men looking for three outgoing women
00:47:59Disabled, not desirable
00:48:02Don't you dare say they're the same thing
00:48:04There's a name for people like you
00:48:06Allie, how could you do this to us?
00:48:09Are you questioning my intelligence?
00:48:11Someone needs to question your intelligence
00:48:13Really?
00:48:13Okay, disabled, desirable
00:48:16Potato, pototo
00:48:17Anyone could have made that mistake
00:48:19Allie
00:48:21Hey, we're being rude
00:48:24We need to go out there and have a good time
00:48:27Thing is, I don't know when she's being serious
00:48:31Okay, so, wherever are we?
00:48:40Uh, Craig, I was just about to pick his date
00:48:42What is this, scratch and sniff?
00:48:54And you, just want a terrific date with the crackster
00:49:11It's one down, two to go
00:49:13Joe, have at him
00:49:15And let's play
00:49:17Any, bitty, bitty, bitty, moe
00:49:19Who's coming with big Joe?
00:49:22Good
00:49:22He talks
00:49:23He can't see
00:49:25See, you got a little chip on your shoulder
00:49:28Your shoulder's a little broad for me
00:49:33Are you a dude?
00:49:35What?
00:49:35A dude with soft-serve implants
00:49:37Well, I'm all over
00:49:39Freeze!
00:49:41I'm not a guy
00:49:42May I?
00:49:43Sure, why not?
00:49:48Bingo!
00:49:49Found out!
00:49:50All right, thanks for listening to me
00:50:00Ha, ha, ha
00:50:03So, Nick, this might be a dumb question, but
00:50:12Do you try with your feet?
00:50:15Dumb question
00:50:15Tonight comes a surprise
00:50:17When I'm actually a paraplegic
00:50:19Which means I'm dead from the balls down
00:50:20Oh, honey, I don't know gang signs that well
00:50:26Craig, man, you know I don't understand what you're saying, man
00:50:30Oh, you want us to know where we're going for our date?
00:50:32Ellie, did you map something out?
00:50:34No, I left it up to them
00:50:36So, what's on the agenda?
00:50:41We're spontaneous
00:50:42Ladies, don't be full of our blessings
00:50:48We can do pretty much anything you can do
00:50:50Just name it and we're there
00:50:52Uh, I play sports
00:50:55Not basketball
00:50:56How about basketball?
00:51:01A game that requires hand-eye coordination and running across a court
00:51:04Good choice
00:51:07It's a bad romance
00:51:09I gotta get away
00:51:11It's a bad romance
00:51:15I gotta get away
00:51:18It's a bad romance
00:51:23I gotta get away
00:51:25So, Emma, are you enjoying your date?
00:51:45Not in the least bit. I'm ready to call it off.
00:51:48This is the second date you haven't enjoyed.
00:51:50You're so stuck on Mr. Ivy League.
00:51:53Do you see the mess you fucked me up with?
00:52:02Ladies, let's get ready for people.
00:52:06Emma, can you help me put on my sneakers?
00:52:09Why me? Ask Brie.
00:52:11Because I smell you. You're closer.
00:52:14You need help, right?
00:52:25Unbelievable. You're all pervs.
00:52:27You're going to leave a blind man who's been for himself.
00:52:30This thing is so long.
00:52:31Craig, you pitch?
00:52:31Go, Joe.
00:52:33Are you ready to go?
00:52:36Ellie, you don't know Santa, bitch.
00:52:39You don't know what I know.
00:52:40Don't be jealous.
00:52:41We'll see you guys.
00:53:06...
00:53:06Grazie a tutti.
00:53:36Grazie a tutti.
00:54:06Grazie a tutti.
00:54:36Grazie a tutti.
00:55:06Grazie a tutti.
00:55:08Grazie a tutti.
00:55:10Grazie a tutti.
00:56:42Grazie a tutti.
00:56:44Grazie a tutti.
00:57:16Grazie a tutti.
00:57:18Ciao a tutti.
00:57:20Grazie a tutti.
00:57:22Grazie a tutti.
00:57:24Grazie a tutti.
00:57:56Grazie a tutti.
00:58:28Grazie a tutti.
00:59:00Grazie a tutti.
00:59:02Grazie a tutti.
00:59:04Grazie a tutti.
00:59:06Grazie a tutti.
00:59:08Grazie a tutti.
00:59:10Grazie a tutti.
00:59:12Grazie a tutti.
00:59:14Grazie a tutti.
00:59:16Grazie a tutti.
00:59:18Grazie a tutti.
00:59:20Grazie a tutti.
00:59:22Grazie a tutti.
00:59:24Grazie a tutti.
00:59:26Grazie a tutti.
00:59:28Grazie a tutti.
00:59:30a tutti.
00:59:32Grazie a tutti.
00:59:34Grazie a tutti.
00:59:36Grazie a tutti.
00:59:38Because, Emma, you were super mean to Nick.
00:59:41He did nothing wrong to you.
00:59:43Nick is like a living pagan creature.
00:59:45He's evil.
00:59:46He is not.
00:59:47I dealt with it, not you
00:59:51Emma, I'm really disappointed in you
00:59:54You ruined a perfectly good date
00:59:56Perfect for who?
00:59:58My perfect date was ruined two nights ago by you
01:00:01The only reason why I didn't cancel the date yesterday
01:00:04Was because I felt sorry
01:00:05Call the guy with the ivies perfect?
01:00:08Give me a break
01:00:09My date was good
01:00:11I liked my date
01:00:12Emma, you ruin everything
01:00:14I do not
01:00:16You ruined my date
01:00:17The Speedo Barbecue Date
01:00:19I don't like guys who pump iron 22 hours of the day
01:00:23And I don't like guys who are cocky and annoying like Nick
01:00:27You know what I think?
01:00:30I think you're selfish
01:00:31I've never thought of you that way before
01:00:35We all canceled one of the dates
01:00:38I didn't
01:00:39Well
01:00:42The rules were put in place for reasons like this
01:00:45You know what?
01:00:47Maybe this whole finding eternal love thing is just
01:00:50Yes
01:00:51Maybe
01:00:53All I want
01:00:57Is to love
01:00:59And for him to love me back
01:01:01Where did the subtitles
01:01:03And I like who it is
01:01:08The script
01:01:09So
01:01:10That Kelqui
01:01:11Is to love
01:01:13It's a bad friend
01:01:14Aas
01:01:15Well
01:01:16I want
01:01:17To be honest
01:01:18I like
01:01:19You know
01:01:19I think
01:01:20I don't know
01:01:21It's not
01:01:22The
01:01:23Messenger
01:01:23Wley
01:01:24I want
01:01:25To be honest
01:01:25If she can
01:01:27You know
01:01:28Thanks
01:01:29Grazie a tutti.
01:01:59Grazie a tutti.
01:02:29Grazie a tutti.
01:02:59Grazie a tutti.
01:03:01Grazie a tutti.
01:04:03Grazie a tutti.
01:04:05We all have different tastes in men.
01:04:07A perfect fit for one is a perfect fit for all.
01:04:10Each found men that we like.
01:04:13So guess what, honey bun?
01:04:15Don't call me that.
01:04:16It should be your lucky day.
01:04:24Oh my God.
01:04:26Come on.
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:28Hey.
01:04:28Why are you lying?
01:04:31I missed you.
01:04:35I missed you too.
01:04:38You lost this.
01:04:42How did you...
01:04:48Where did you...
01:04:50How did you...
01:04:50I guess you really are lucky.
01:04:51Will you marry me?
01:04:52Yes.
01:05:02Oh my God.
01:05:05Will you marry me?
01:05:06Yes.
01:05:08Yes.
01:05:09Yes.
01:05:10I will.
01:05:11Yes.
01:05:13You get to plan a wedding.
01:05:14I'll be the queen.
01:05:15Well...
01:05:22Look who may be lucky in love after all.
01:05:27When you set out to find the perfect one for you and...
01:05:31Not the perfect one for all.
01:05:32I guess you do stand a chance of finding true bliss.
01:05:39Or...
01:05:40Maybe it was just...
01:05:42Our luck.
01:05:43No.
01:06:02I just can't get over what a hopeless romantic my best friend is.
01:06:09I love that about her though.
01:06:14I'm so glad Happily Ever After worked out for her.
01:06:21I didn't do so bad either.
01:06:24I gotta find Manning what doors me.
01:06:26I gotta find Manning what doors me.
01:06:30It doesn't get any better than that.
01:06:38I can't believe after all the strikeouts in love, Emma finally jumped the broom.
01:06:52I love it.
01:06:54She is so happy.
01:07:00It makes my heart smile.
01:07:09And...
01:07:10I was able to get a keeper out of the deal.
01:07:21I think the luck and love thing is threefold.
01:07:24Everybody say joy!
01:07:29Everybody say joy!
01:07:33Everybody say joy!
01:07:46Joy!
01:07:55See, you have the joy inside my heart
01:08:02And see, joy!
01:08:12Everybody say joy!
01:08:16Ah, it looks like the fortune was just the luck Emma needed.
01:08:22Look at them all.
01:08:23They're all so happy.
01:08:25They're all so lucky.
01:08:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:08:35Grazie a tutti.
01:09:05Grazie a tutti.
01:09:35Grazie a tutti.
01:10:05Grazie a tutti.
01:10:35Grazie a tutti.
01:11:05Grazie a tutti.
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01:12:05Grazie a tutti.
01:12:35Grazie a tutti.
01:13:05Grazie a tutti.
01:13:35Grazie a tutti.
01:14:05Grazie a tutti.
01:14:35Grazie a tutti.
01:15:05Grazie a tutti.
01:15:35Grazie a tutti.
01:16:05Grazie a tutti.
01:16:35Grazie a tutti.
01:17:05Grazie a tutti.
01:17:35Grazie a tutti.
01:18:05Grazie a tutti.
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