00:00What's going on? I say, what's going on here, dog? Let me in on it.
00:22Total eclipse free. That's the way I like them. Totally free.
00:30No, I say you just know I'm going to do something about this.
00:35No, I say you just know I'm going to do something about this.
00:40No, I say you just know I'm going to do something about this.
00:44No, I say you just know I'm going to do something about this.
00:51No, I say you just know I'm going to do something about this.
00:59I'm a rootin', tootin', lasso, lupin', popgun, shootin' chicken hawk.
01:06I'm a rootin', tootin', lasso-loopin', popgun-shootin' chicken hawk.
01:13Ah, there's my victim now.
01:15Some Sunday morning, la-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
01:23I've lost my voice. I can't sing. It's like being choked with a rope.
01:28You're so right, Chicken, and I'm a-slappin' my brain on you right now.
01:32What's- I say, what's the big idea, wrappin' a lariat around my Adam's apple?
01:38I'm a rootin', tootin' chicken hawk. Get along, little doggie.
01:42Now look- I say, now look-a-here, son. You're too teeny to catch chickens.
01:47You gotta grow up. And another thing, I don't want-
01:50Now cut that out, boy, or I'll spank you where the feathers are thinnest.
01:56Nice boy, but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth.
01:59Shucks, even a teeny chicken hawk wants to catch chickens.
02:05What's the matter, buster?
02:07I'm too teeny to catch chickens.
02:10Ah, teeny-schmeeny. Promise you'll get me a bone, and I'll tell you how to get a chicken.
02:15Okay, it's a deal.
02:19Oh, boy, this is swell. All I need is a bone.
02:22Hey, cat, do you know where there's a bone?
02:31Yes, and I'll tell you if you'll get me a fish.
02:35Okay.
02:37Everybody wants something. I don't know how to get a fish.
02:41Did you say a fish?
02:43Yes, I said a fish.
02:44I'll tell you how to get a fish for, uh, a little piece of cheese, maybe?
02:49There's a nice piece in the mousetrap in the barn.
02:52All right. Gosh, if I get the dog a bone, I'll get a fish.
02:56Uh, if I get a mouse, uh, no, if I get the fish a dog, the cat wants cheese.
03:00Uh, no, no, the mouse wants the cheese.
03:03Gosh, I wonder what the cheese will want.
03:05I've been working on the railroad.
03:08Now, what's that kid doing in the barn?
03:12Don't touch it, boy! Get away!
03:15This is dangerous, son. You've got to know how to handle it.
03:17One wrong move and you're done for.
03:19Pay attention, son. This is for your own good.
03:21You've got to understand the scientific principle behind it.
03:24There's a right way and a wrong way.
03:27Ouch!
03:28Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
03:33That must be the wrong way.
03:36Go away, boy. You bother me. I got work to do.
03:40Kid don't stop talking so much. You'll get his tongue sunburned.
04:02Oh, boy!
04:05The mouse said I could catch a fish here.
04:18Now, looky here, son. You're not doing that right.
04:20Give me that, boy. I'll show you how.
04:23You've got to... I say you've got to know how to play with them.
04:25Tease them a little. They'll hook them when they strike.
04:29Any of this sinking in, boy?
04:31Hey, I've got one, boy! Watch me pull them up!
04:34That Gabby kid's business is always interfering with my pleasure.
04:45The cat said I'd find a bone if I dig right here.
05:04What you up? I say, what you up to now, son?
05:08You'll never get a hole dug that way, boy.
05:10Give me that. It's no good, son. No use trying to dig it.
05:13Pay attention, son. Look at me when I'm talking to you.
05:16Unless you have the right tools.
05:18Now, wait right there, boy. Don't go away.
05:20How Gabby can a chicken get?
05:23Now, here's the proper tools for hole digging.
05:25I'll dig you the nicest hole this side of the Grand Canyon.
05:28Always hit a bone when you're digging a hole.
05:30You keep your eyes peeled, son, and you'll learn how to dig a hole.
05:38Now, where'd that boy go?
05:40You've got to be a magician to keep a kid's attention more than two minutes nowadays.
05:50Here's your bone, Mr. Dog. Now, where's my chicken?
06:00Where's my present, son? You left me out.
06:03Everybody else got theirs.
06:05I got something coming to me, and I want it right now.
06:13There's your chicken, buster.
06:20I may be little. I say I may be little, but I sure caught me a big chicken.
