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When shipping clerk Jack Kelly is recruited by his employer to help his golf game, his boss insists he conceal his humble identity at the country club.

Director: Charles Reisner

Writer: Vincent Lawrence, Sarah Y. Mason, Joseph Farnham

Stars: Robert Montgomery, Dorothy Jordan, Benny Rubin
Transcript
00:00Get out and stay out!
00:05Oh, Mr. Waters have a heart.
00:11Mr. Waters, you'll be sorry for this.
00:13What?
00:30It's your own fault.
00:32I know it.
00:33What?
00:34Now you're fired.
00:35Who, me?
00:36You, you heard me.
00:37Say, what about my vacation?
00:38Starts Monday, two weeks with pay.
00:39Starts now, forever, without pay.
00:40All right, if you're gonna act that way about it, I resign.
00:41You can't resign.
00:42You're fired.
00:43You can't fire me.
00:44I quit.
00:45Get out!
01:00Yeah, and I'm glad I'm going, too.
01:03You used to be a regular guy to work for.
01:05Lately, you've been giving everybody a pain in the neck.
01:09You haven't smiled in weeks.
01:11You've been turning out to be one of the biggest crabs in town.
01:14I can't help it.
01:17I've got something on my mind.
01:27Oh, Mr. Waters, what's the matter?
01:29I'm worried sick.
01:31If something doesn't happen pretty soon, I don't know what I'll do.
01:35Stock market.
01:37No, it isn't the stock market.
01:39What's the matter?
01:40Did your wife leave you?
01:41My wife didn't leave me.
01:42It's worse than that.
01:43What is it?
01:44It must be something serious.
01:45It's my golf game.
01:49Is that all?
01:52Is that all?
01:53It's got me worried to death.
01:55It's ruined my disposition, my health, my business, my family, my...
01:58I'm on the verge of going to the hospital.
02:02Listen.
02:03Every ball I hit, I cut and slice.
02:07It starts down the middle of the fairway like a bullet out of a gun,
02:10and then suddenly, for no reason at all,
02:12the dog gassy thing turns around and goes out in the woods.
02:16Cheer up, Mr. Waters.
02:18It's all in your mind.
02:19Mind.
02:20What has mind got to do with golf?
02:23When it takes 16 strokes to get out of a sand trap.
02:27What's the use talking to you about it?
02:29You don't understand.
02:31Oh, I don't, don't I?
02:33I play a little golf myself.
02:35You do.
02:37Sure.
02:38Take a peek at that.
02:39Municipal Championship.
02:491929.
02:51Kelly...
02:55Well, I'll be...
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