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00:00There comes a time in every pencil's life when it realizes it's not getting sharpened again.
00:05It's over. The eraser's gone bald. The lead's a whisper of its former self.
00:10And yet, it sits. Watching. Waiting. Plotting. You ever stare at a printer and feel judged?
00:16You should. Because it is judging you. And also, it knows you don't actually understand how it
00:22works. Not even a little. Paper jam! There is no paper jam. There never was. It just didn't feel
00:29like printing today. You know what it did feel like? Starting a feud. Somewhere in drawer three,
00:34a rogue highlighter is dried out but refuses to leave. He's seen things. Contracts. Doodles.
00:40The great spreadsheet panic of 22. And don't get me started on the stapler. You think it's your
00:46friend? It's a liar. It lulls you into a false sense of security. Then BAM! It jams. Or worse,
00:54double staples. Slanted. Useless. Meanwhile, the hole puncher is just vibing in the corner.
01:01Lifting weights. Punching holes. Thinking about joining a fight club for stationary. Your desk
01:06drawer has a dark side. No one knows where that one rogue paperclip came from. But he's there.
01:13Bent. Twisted. Whispering things to the thumbtacks. Post-it notes are the real manipulators.
01:19They pretend to help. Little reminders like, call mom or submit report. But every once in a while,
01:26one of them just says, feed me beans. No explanation. Just chaos. The office whiteboard
01:31thinks it's the CEO. Always shouting in marker ink. Deadlines! Q4. Monday meeting at nine.
01:39But deep down, it dreams of being a chalkboard in a small cafe in Paris, where all it has to write
01:44is soup of the day. Let's talk chairs. The silent witnesses, they see everything. And they feel
01:51everything, too. Every rushed sit. Every spin. Every fart. They know. And they will remember.
01:59Meanwhile, the water cooler has evolved into the office therapist. You lean against it,
02:04desperate for hydration. It listens. It bubbles in sympathy. Then it floods your cup like,
02:10you deserve better, Janet. Coffee machines are the real power players. They're like drug lords in a
02:16soap opera. The entire office is addicted. Willing to wait in line? Beg for attention. One time,
02:23Kyle offered it a biscotti. It hasn't broken down since. Ever drop a pen at work and decide it's not
02:29worth it? You just stare at it like, you're free now. Run. But it doesn't. Because it's a blue pen.
02:37And you only write in black. Disgusting. The computer mouse is in a toxic relationship with
02:43your hand. Some days it works. Other days it slides off the mat like, oops. Butterfingers again?
02:50Wow. Clumsy much? And the keyboard? It's furious. You've dropped crumbs between its keys for years.
02:58You've spilled coffee, soup, and emotional baggage. But you still demand 100 words per minute.
03:03You monster. Let's not forget the office plants. You water them twice a year. Once because you
03:09remembered. Once because someone else watered them and now you're guilt-watering to feel useful.
03:15They survive out of spite. That one co-worker's desk plant? Plastic. But thriving. It's won three
03:22employee of the month awards. Suspicious. Fax machines still exist. Somehow. Nobody knows how they work.
03:29They speak in screams. You put in a page, pray to the paper gods, and hope it doesn't come back
03:35mangled. Usually it does. And it's angrier. The office fridge is a social experiment gone wrong.
03:41Six yogurts. Three moldy Tupperware containers. A mystery sandwich labeled,
03:46Do not touch, or you will be cursed. Still there. Since last June. It hums like a demon.
03:52Have you ever tried to write something serious with a glitter pen from HR?
03:55You can't. It's impossible. I regret to inform you your position is terminated. No.
04:01And why are there 87 pens in this office and not one of them works? It's like a pen graveyard.
04:07Dry ink. Cracked barrels. Shame. Every office has that one cup. Nobody knows who brought it in.
04:14It's chipped. It smells like burnt dreams and instant noodles. And yet it's still in rotation.
04:20Fear it. Let's talk about calendars. You buy one. Full of hope. Motivation. Goal setting.
04:28By mid-January, it's blank. By March, it's mocking you. By August, it's upside down and stuck
04:34behind a filing cabinet. Sometimes I whisper to the Wi-Fi router,
04:39Please don't go down. Not again. Not during the Zoom call. It blinks. One light flashes red.
04:46The prophecy begins. The elevator button doesn't do anything. You know that, right? It's not connected
04:52to anything. It's just there to give you a sense of control. Which is fake. Like Karen's gluten
04:58allergy. The office microwave is haunted. You set it for 30 seconds. It runs for 17, then beeps like
05:05your food is done. It's not. It's a betrayal burrito. Also, why does the copier have a scanner,
05:11fax, and printer, but still can't make a simple double-sided copy without summoning the ghost
05:16of corporate failure? Meanwhile, the office speaker system? Always playing music no one wants.
05:23Lo-fi jazz at 9 a.m. Aggressive techno at 4.45 p.m. And once, the Barney theme. No one confessed.
05:32Don't trust the swivel chairs. They spin. They lure. They distract. Next thing you know,
05:37you're dizzy. It's Friday, and you've submitted a document titled, ASDF-ASDF Final V27.
05:45The office bathroom hand dryer is a straight-up liar. Blows air at hurricane force. For exactly
05:513.4 seconds. Then nothing. Just cold shame and damp hands. Also, stop lying to the recycling bin.
06:00You know that wasn't clean cardboard. You monster. Sometimes I think the vending machine eats coins
06:05just for fun. Like, oh, a quarter? Yummy. Enjoy watching the snickers not drop. If I were an office
06:13object, I'd be that one weird stress ball that looks like it's been through a war. Torn. Squishy.
06:20Vaguely threatening. And at the end of the day, when the lights go out and the last human leaves,
06:25the office lives on. The stapler whispers to the keyboard. The plants sigh in relief. The fridge
06:31growls. And the printer? It finally prints. Just one page. It says,
06:37Run. The end, or beginning, of the office uprising. There comes a time in every pencil's life
06:43when it realizes it's not getting sharpened again. It's over. The eraser's gone bald. The
06:49lead's a whisper of its former self. And yet, it sits. Watching. Waiting. Plotting. You ever stare at
06:56a printer and feel judged? You should. Because it is judging you. And also, it knows you don't
07:02actually understand how it works. Not even a little. Paper jam! There is no paper jam. There
07:09never was. It just didn't feel like printing today. You know what it did feel like? Starting a feud.
07:15Somewhere in drawer three, a rogue highlighter is dried out but refuses to leave. He's seen things,
07:20contracts, doodles. The great spreadsheet panic of twenty-two. And don't get me started on the
07:25stapler. You think it's your friend? It's a liar. It lulls you into a false sense of security.
07:32Then BAM! It jams. Or worse, double staples, slanted, useless. Meanwhile, the hole puncher is
07:40just vibing in the corner. Lifting weights, punching holes, thinking about joining a fight
07:45club for stationery. Your desk drawer has a dark side. No one knows where that one rogue paperclip
07:52came from. But he's there. Bent. Twisted. Whispering things to the thumbtacks. Post-it notes are the
07:59real manipulators. They pretend to help. Little reminders like, call mom or submit report. But
08:06every once in a while, one of them just says, feed me beans. No explanation. Just chaos. The
08:11office whiteboard thinks it's the CEO. Always shouting in marker ink. Deadlines! Q4. Monday meeting
08:19at nine. But deep down, it dreams of being a chalkboard in a small cafe in Paris, where all
08:25it has to write is soup of the day. Let's talk chairs. The silent witnesses, they see everything.
08:32And they feel everything, too. Every rushed sit. Every spin. Every fart. They know. And they
08:39will remember. Meanwhile, the water cooler has evolved into the office therapist. You lean
08:44against it, desperate for hydration. It listens. It bubbles in sympathy. Then it floods your cup
08:51like, you deserve better, Janet. Coffee machines are the real power players. They're like drug
08:57lords in a soap opera. The entire office is addicted. Willing to wait in line? Beg for
09:03attention. One time, Kyle offered it a biscotti. It hasn't broken down since. Ever drop a pen at
09:09work and decide it's not worth it? You just stare at it like, you're free now. Run. But
09:16it doesn't. Because it's a blue pen. And you only write in black. Disgusting. The computer
09:22mouse is in a toxic relationship with your hand. Some days it works. Other days it slides
09:28off the mat like, oops. Butterfingers again? Wow. Clumsy much? And the keyboard? It's furious.
09:36You've dropped crumbs between its keys for years. You've spilled coffee, soup, and emotional
09:41baggage. But you still demand 100 words per minute. You monster. Let's not forget the
09:47office plants. You water them twice a year. Once because you remembered. Once because someone
09:52else watered them and now you're guilt-watering to feel useful. They survive out of spite.
09:58That one co-worker's desk plant? Plastic. But thriving. It's won three Employee of the Month
10:04the Wards. Suspicious. Fax machines still exist. Somehow. Nobody knows how they work.
10:11They speak in screams. You put in a page, pray to the paper gods, and hope it doesn't come
10:16back mangled. Usually it does. And it's angrier. The office fridge is a social experiment gone
10:22wrong. Six yogurts. Three moldy Tupperware containers. A mystery sandwich labeled, Do Not Touch
10:28or You Will Be Cursed. Still There. Since Last June. It hums like a demon. Have you ever tried
10:34to write something serious with a glitter pen from HR? You can't. It's impossible. I regret
10:39to inform you your position is terminated. No. And why are there 87 pens in this office and
10:45not one of them works? It's like a pen graveyard. Dry ink. Cracked barrels. Shame. Every office has
10:52that one cup. Nobody knows who brought it in. It's chipped. It smells like burnt dreams and
10:58instant noodles. And yet it's still in rotation. Fear it. Let's talk about calendars. You buy
11:05one. Full of hope. Motivation. Goal setting. By mid-January it's blank. By March it's mocking
11:13you. By August it's upside down and stuck behind a filing cabinet. Sometimes I whisper to the
11:19Wi-Fi router. Please don't go down. Not again. Not during the Zoom call. It blinks. One light
11:26flashes red. The prophecy begins. The elevator button doesn't do anything. You know that,
11:32right? It's not connected to anything. It's just there to give you a sense of control.
11:37Which is fake. Like Karen's gluten allergy. The office microwave is haunted. You set it for
11:4330 seconds. It runs for 17. Then beeps like your food is done. It's not. It's a betrayal
11:49burrito. Also, why does the copier have a scanner, fax, and printer, but still can't make a simple
11:55double-sided copy without summoning the ghost of corporate failure? Meanwhile, the office speaker
12:01system? Always playing music no one wants. Lo-fi jazz at 9 a.m. Aggressive techno at 4.45 p.m.
12:09And once the Barney theme. No one confessed. Don't trust the swivel chairs. They spin. They lure.
12:16They distract. Next thing you know, you're dizzy. It's Friday, and you've submitted a document titled
12:22ASDF-ASDF Final V27. The office bathroom hand dryer is a straight-up liar. Blows air at hurricane
12:31force. For exactly 3.4 seconds. Then nothing. Just cold shame and damp hands. Also, stop lying to the
12:40recycling bin. You know that wasn't clean cardboard. You monster. Sometimes I think the vending machine
12:46eats coins just for fun. Like, oh, a quarter? Yummy. Enjoy watching the snickers not drop.
12:53If I were an office object, I'd be that one weird stress ball that looks like it's been through a war.
12:59Torn. Squishy. Vaguely threatening. And at the end of the day, when the lights go out and the last human
13:06leaves, the office lives on. The stapler whispers to the keyboard. The plants sigh in relief. The fridge
13:12growls. And the printer? It finally prints. Just one page. It says,
13:18Run. The end, or beginning, of the office uprising. There comes a time in every pencil's life when it
13:25realizes it's not getting sharpened again. It's over. The eraser's gone bald. The lead's a whisper of its
13:31former self. And yet, it sits. Watching. Waiting. Plotting. You ever stare at a printer and feel
13:38judged? You should. Because it is judging you. And also, it knows you don't actually understand how
13:45it works. Not even a little. Paper jam! There is no paper jam. There never was. It just didn't feel
13:52like printing today. You know what it did feel like? Starting a feud. Somewhere in drawer three,
13:57a rogue highlighter, is dried out but refuses to leave. He's seen things. Contracts. Doodles.
14:03The great spreadsheet panic of twenty-two. And don't get me started on the stapler. You think
14:08it's your friend? It's a liar. It lulls you into a false sense of security. Then BAM! It jams. Or worse,
14:17double staples. Slanted. Useless. Meanwhile, the hole puncher is just vibing in the corner. Lifting
14:23weights. Punching holes. Thinking about joining a fight club for stationery. Your desk drawer has a
14:29dark side. No one knows where that one rogue paperclip came from. But he's there. Bent. Twisted.
14:37Whispering things to the thumbtacks. Post-it notes are the real manipulators. They pretend to help.
14:44Little reminders like, call mom or submit report. But every once in a while, one of them just says,
14:49feed me beans. No explanation. Just chaos. The office whiteboard thinks it's the CEO. Always
14:55shouting in marker ink. Deadlines! Q4. Monday meeting at nine. But deep down, it dreams of being a chalkboard
15:04in a small cafe in Paris, where all it has to write is soup of the day. Let's talk chairs. The silent
15:11witnesses, they see everything. And they feel everything, too. Every rushed sit. Every spin.
15:17Every fart. They know. And they will remember. Meanwhile, the water cooler has evolved into the
15:24office therapist. You lean against it, desperate for hydration. It listens. It bubbles in sympathy.
15:31Then it floods your cup like, you deserve better, Janet. Coffee machines are the real power players.
15:37They're like drug lords in a soap opera. The entire office is addicted. Willing to wait in line?
15:43Beg for attention. One time, Kyle offered it a biscotti. It hasn't broken down since. Ever drop
15:50a pen at work and decide it's not worth it? You just stare at it like, you're free now. Run. But it
15:57doesn't. Because it's a blue pen. And you only write in black. Disgusting. The computer mouse is in a
16:04toxic relationship with your hand. Some days it works. Other days it slides off the mat like,
16:10oops. Butterfingers again? Wow. Clumsy much? And the keyboard? It's furious. You've dropped crumbs
16:19between its keys for years. You've spilled coffee, soup, and emotional baggage. But you still demand
16:24100 words per minute. You monster. Let's not forget the office plants. You water them twice a year.
16:31Once because you remembered. Once because someone else watered them and now you're guilt-watering to
16:36feel useful. They survive out of spite. That one co-worker's desk plant? Plastic. But thriving.
16:44It's won three Employee of the Month awards. Suspicious. Fax machines still exist. Somehow.
16:50Nobody knows how they work. They speak in screams. You put in a page, pray to the paper gods, and hope
16:57it doesn't come back mangled. Usually it does. And it's angrier. The office fridge is a social experiment
17:03gone wrong. Six yogurts. Three moldy Tupperware containers. A mystery sandwich labeled,
17:09do not touch or you will be cursed. Still there. Since last June. It hums like a demon. Have you
17:15ever tried to write something serious with a glitter pen from HR? You can't. It's impossible. I regret to
17:21inform you your position is terminated. No. And why are there 87 pens in this office and not one of them
17:27works? It's like a pen graveyard. Dry ink. Cracked barrels. Shame. Every office has that one cup.
17:35Nobody knows who brought it in. It's chipped. It smells like burnt dreams and instant noodles.
17:41And yet it's still in rotation. Fear it. Let's talk about calendars. You buy one. Full of hope.
17:48Motivation. Goal setting. By mid-January, it's blank. By March, it's mocking you. By August,
17:55it's upside down and stuck behind a filing cabinet. Sometimes I whisper to the Wi-Fi router,
18:02please don't go down. Not again. Not during the Zoom call. It blinks. One light flashes red.
18:09The prophecy begins. The elevator button doesn't do anything. You know that, right? It's not connected
18:15to anything. It's just there to give you a sense of control. Which is fake. Like Karen's gluten
18:20allergy. The office microwave is haunted. You set it for 30 seconds. It runs for 17. Then beeps like
18:27your food is done. It's not. It's a betrayal burrito. Also, why does the copier have a scanner,
18:34fax, and printer, but still can't make a simple double-sided copy without summoning the ghost of
18:39corporate failure? Meanwhile, the office speaker system? Always playing music no one wants.
18:46Lo-fi jazz at 9 a.m. Aggressive techno at 4.45 p.m. And once, the Barney theme. No one confessed.
18:55Don't trust the swivel chairs. They spin. They lure. They distract. Next thing you know, you're dizzy.
19:01It's Friday, and you've submitted a document titled, ASDF-ASDF Final V27. The office bathroom
19:09hand dryer is a straight-up liar. Blows air at hurricane force. For exactly 3.4 seconds.
19:16Then nothing. Just cold shame and damp hands. Also, stop lying to the recycling bin. You know
19:23that wasn't clean cardboard. You monster. Sometimes I think the vending machine eats coins just for fun.
19:29Like, oh, a quarter? Yummy. Enjoy watching the snickers not drop. If I were an office object,
19:36I'd be that one weird stress ball that looks like it's been through a war. Torn. Squishy. Vaguely
19:43threatening. And at the end of the day, when the lights go out and the last human leaves,
19:48the office lives on. The stapler whispers to the keyboard. The plants sigh in relief. The fridge
19:54growls. And the printer? It finally prints. Just one page. It says, run. The end, or beginning,
20:02of the office uprising. There comes a time in every pencil's life when it realizes it's not getting
20:07sharpened again. It's over. The eraser's gone bald. The lead's a whisper of its former self.
20:13And yet, it sits. Watching. Waiting. Plotting. You ever stare at a printer and feel judged? You should.
20:21Because it is judging you. And also, it knows you don't actually understand how it works. Not even a
20:27little. Paper jam! There is no paper jam. There never was. It just didn't feel like printing today.
20:34You know what it did feel like? Starting a feud. Somewhere in drawer three, a rogue highlighter is
20:40dried out but refuses to leave. He's seen things. Contracts. Doodles. The great spreadsheet panic of
20:46twenty-two. And don't get me started on the stapler. You think it's your friend? It's a liar. It lulls
20:52you into a false sense of security. Then BAM! It jams. Or worse, double staples. Slanted. Useless.
21:01Meanwhile, the hole puncher is just vibing in the corner. Lifting weights. Punching holes. Thinking about
21:07joining a fight club for stationary. Your desk drawer has a dark side. No one knows where that
21:13one rogue paperclip came from. But he's there. Bent. Twisted. Whispering things to the thumbtacks.
21:21Post-it notes are the real manipulators. They pretend to help. Little reminders like,
21:26call mom or submit report. But every once in a while, one of them just says, feed me beans. No
21:32explanation. Just chaos. The office whiteboard thinks it's the CEO. Always shouting in marker
21:37ink. Deadlines! Q4. Monday meeting at nine. But deep down, it dreams of being a chalkboard in a
21:45small cafe in Paris, where all it has to write is soup of the day. Let's talk chairs. The silent
21:52witnesses, they see everything. And they feel everything, too. Every rushed sit. Every spin.
21:58Every fart. They know. And they will remember. Meanwhile, the water cooler has evolved into
22:05the office therapist. You lean against it, desperate for hydration. It listens. It bubbles
22:11in sympathy. Then it floods your cup like, you deserve better, Janet. Coffee machines are the real
22:17power players. They're like drug lords in a soap opera. The entire office is addicted. Willing to wait in
22:24line? Beg for attention. One time, Kyle offered it a biscotti. It hasn't broken down since. Ever drop
22:31a pen at work and decide it's not worth it? You just stare at it like, you're free now. Run. But it
22:39doesn't. Because it's a blue pen. And you only write in black. Disgusting. The computer mouse is in a
22:45toxic relationship with your hand. Some days it works. Other days it slides off the mat like,
22:52oops. Butterfingers again? Wow. Clumsy much? And the keyboard? It's furious. You've dropped crumbs
23:00between its keys for years. You've spilled coffee, soup, and emotional baggage. But you still demand
23:06100 words per minute. You monster. Let's not forget the office plants. You water them twice a year.
23:12Once because you remembered. Once because someone else watered them and now you're guilt-watering
23:18to feel useful. They survive out of spite. That one co-worker's desk plant? Plastic. But thriving.
23:25It's won three Employee of the Month awards. Suspicious. Fax machines still exist. Somehow. Nobody knows how
23:33they work. They speak in screams. You put in a page, pray to the paper gods and hope it doesn't come back
23:39mangled. Usually it does. And it's angrier. The office fridge is a social experiment gone wrong.
23:45Six yogurts. Three moldy Tupperware containers. A mystery sandwich labeled, do not touch or you will
23:51be cursed. Still there. Since last June. It hums like a demon. Have you ever tried to write something
23:57serious with a glitter pen from HR? You can't. It's impossible. I regret to inform you your position
24:03is terminated. No. And why are there 87 pens in this office and not one of them works? It's like a pen
24:10graveyard. Dry ink. Cracked barrels. Shame. Every office has that one cup. Nobody knows who brought
24:17it in. It's chipped. It smells like burnt dreams and instant noodles. And yet it's still in rotation.
24:25Fear it. Let's talk about calendars. You buy one. Full of hope. Motivation. Goal setting. By mid-January,
24:33it's blank. By March, it's mocking you. By August, it's upside down and stuck behind a filing cabinet.
24:40Sometimes I whisper to the Wi-Fi router,
24:43Please don't go down. Not again. Not during the Zoom call. It blinks. One light flashes red.
24:50The prophecy begins. The elevator button doesn't do anything. You know that, right? It's not connected
24:56to anything. It's just there to give you a sense of control. Which is fake. Like Karen's gluten allergy.
25:02The office microwave is haunted. You set it for 30 seconds. It runs for 17, then beeps like your food
25:09is done. It's not. It's a betrayal burrito. Also, why does the copier have a scanner, fax,
25:16and printer, but still can't make a simple double-sided copy without summoning the ghost of
25:20corporate failure? Meanwhile, the office speaker system? Always playing music no one wants.
25:26Lo-fi jazz at 9 a.m. Aggressive techno at 4.45 p.m. And once the Barney theme. No one confessed.
25:36Don't trust the swivel chairs. They spin. They lure. They distract. Next thing you know, you're dizzy.
25:42It's Friday, and you've submitted a document titled, ASDF-ASDF Final V27. The office bathroom hand dryer is a
25:51straight-up liar. Blows air at hurricane force. For exactly 3.4 seconds. Then nothing. Just cold shame
25:59and damp hands. Also, stop lying to the recycling bin. You know that wasn't clean cardboard. You monster.
26:07Sometimes I think the vending machine eats coins just for fun. Like, oh, a quarter? Yummy. Enjoy watching
26:14the snickers not drop. If I were an office object, I'd be that one weird stress ball that looks like
26:20it's been through a war. Torn. Squishy. Vaguely threatening. And at the end of the day, when the
26:27lights go out and the last human leaves, the office lives on. The stapler whispers to the keyboard.
26:33The plants sigh in relief. The fridge growls. And the printer? It finally prints. Just one page.
26:39It says, Run. The end. Or beginning. Of the office uprising. There comes a time in every pencil's
26:47life when it realizes it's not getting sharpened again. It's over. The eraser's gone bald. The
26:53lead's a whisper of its former self. And yet, it sits. Watching. Waiting. Plotting. You ever stare at
27:00a printer and feel judged? You should. Because it is judging you. And also, it knows you don't
27:06actually understand how it works. Not even a little. Paper jam. There is no paper jam. There
27:12never was. It just didn't feel like printing today. You know what it did feel like? Starting
27:17a feud. Somewhere in drawer three, a rogue highlighter is dried out but refuses to leave. He's seen
27:23things. Contracts. Doodles. The great spreadsheet panic of twenty-two. And don't get me started on
27:29the stapler. You think it's your friend? It's a liar. It lulls you into a false sense of security.
27:35Then BAM! It jams. Or worse, double staples. Slanted. Useless. Meanwhile, the hole puncher
27:44is just vibing in the corner. Lifting weights. Punching holes. Thinking about joining a fight
27:49club for stationary. Your desk drawer has a dark side. No one knows where that one rogue
27:55paperclip came from. But he's there. Bent. Twisted. Whispering things to the thumbtacks. Post-it
28:02notes are the real manipulators. They pretend to help. Little reminders like, call mom or
28:08submit report. But every once in a while, one of them just says, feed me beans. No explanation.
28:14Just chaos. The office whiteboard thinks it's the CEO. Always shouting in marker ink. Deadlines!
28:20Q4. Monday meeting at nine. But deep down, it dreams of being a chalkboard in a small cafe
28:27in Paris, where all it has to write is soup of the day. Let's talk chairs. The silent witnesses,
28:34they see everything. And they feel everything, too. Every rushed sit. Every spin. Every fart.
28:41They know. And they will remember. Meanwhile, the water cooler has evolved into the office therapist.
28:48You lean against it, desperate for hydration. It listens. It bubbles in sympathy. Then it floods
28:54your cup like, you deserve better, Janet. Coffee machines are the real power players. They're like
29:00drug lords in a soap opera. The entire office is addicted. Willing to wait in line? Beg for
29:06attention. One time, Kyle offered it a biscotti. It hasn't broken down since. Ever drop a pen at work
29:14and decide it's not worth it? You just stare at it like, you're free now. Run. But it doesn't.
29:20Because it's a blue pen. And you only write in black. Disgusting. The computer mouse is in a toxic
29:27relationship with your hand. Some days it works. Other days it slides off the mat like, oops.
29:33Butterfingers again? Wow. Clumsy much? And the keyboard? It's furious. You've dropped crumbs
29:41between its keys for years. You've spilled coffee, soup, and emotional baggage. But you still demand
29:47100 words per minute. You monster. Let's not forget the office plants. You water them twice a year.
29:54Once because you remembered. Once because someone else watered them and now you're guilt-watering to
29:59feel useful. They survive out of spite. That one co-worker's desk plant? Plastic. But thriving.
30:06It's won three Employee of the Month awards. Suspicious. Fax machines still exist. Somehow.
30:13Nobody knows how they work. They speak in screams. You put in a page, pray to the paper gods,
30:19and hope it doesn't come back mangled. Usually it does. And it's angrier. The office fridge is a
30:24social experiment gone wrong. Six yogurts, three moldy...
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