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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
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00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro it gets hansy hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's fine it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasing
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:59what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06can't we sign up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not everyday someone can go from background to center
00:12:50stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56love set
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:09oh my god ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your
00:14:42rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48what
00:14:52gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:08you lied to me
00:15:09what
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:13wait what
00:15:14you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:23who told you
00:15:24doesn't matter
00:15:26coach is looking for you
00:15:27yeah i'm coming
00:15:28gabby
00:15:30yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:34everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:38take a thought
00:15:39okay i didn't start that
00:15:41but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:47let me make it up to you
00:15:49how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:58this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:06no tricks
00:16:08just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:27i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:40and you have a butler
00:16:43okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:17:13why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:25it's not all that
00:17:28plus no amount of money can protect you from people like slo
00:17:35so what are you gonna do
00:17:38i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41do you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:45no way
00:17:47no way
00:17:48i could teach you
00:17:49girls day
00:17:50and a vendetta
00:17:52and that's rich
00:17:54that's rich
00:17:55that's rich
00:17:57and i'm gonna do
00:18:00and i'm gonna do
00:18:01i'm gonna do
00:18:03you
00:18:04you
00:18:05you
00:18:06you
00:18:07you
00:18:08you
00:18:18she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called
00:18:35eye contact sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite
00:18:45enough this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball you should
00:19:03definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different brands
00:19:11of lipstick and i'm the criminal listen here rose smith consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends
00:19:57um okay i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay i think you swear
00:20:07eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right now figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:37but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive
00:21:12bitch okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff
00:21:31and ego
00:21:31oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:46and yours was always fake
00:21:49you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way
00:21:56your taste
00:21:57is abhorrent
00:21:58okay
00:21:59i don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean awesome
00:22:01it means it sucks
00:22:04says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser
00:22:09with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay well you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:43hey
00:22:45hey
00:23:11hey i need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up
00:23:23i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:29after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:33i can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43yeah
00:23:50i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:12okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:15oh
00:24:23yeah
00:24:25you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:28i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:34yeah
00:24:35yeah
00:24:36yeah
00:24:37hey
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00:25:23What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me!
00:25:53Oh my god!
00:25:55Oh my god!
00:25:57Oh my god!
00:26:21What are you doing? Rose Smith!
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes!
00:26:27Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:38Checkmate.
00:26:45Here, take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:26:57No.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:13Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:29Are they okay?
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31Oh my god.
00:27:32There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:35Even better.
00:27:36This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:17Mm-hmm.
00:28:18Saved you a seat.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:20No, you don't.
00:28:21Jason.
00:28:22Same as you.
00:28:23Sorry, Eric.
00:28:24On the way back?
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:26Okay.
00:28:27Sure.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:29Okay.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:31No, you don't.
00:28:32Jason.
00:28:33Same as you.
00:28:34Sorry, Eric.
00:28:35On the way back?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:38Sure.
00:28:39Boopy.
00:28:40I'm gonna sit right here on my man's lap.
00:28:42So...
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay, for sure.
00:29:04Boopy!
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:13Everyone!
00:29:17I have an announcement to make.
00:29:19I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:21And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:35So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going.
00:29:42Well, okay then.
00:29:44I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:53You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:15Alright.
00:30:16Here we go.
00:30:17Hello.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes.
00:30:21Yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Um...
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:29This could be a turning point.
00:30:32Just stick with me.
00:30:34Okay?
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:36Ready?
00:30:37Oh, yes.
00:30:38Oh, yes.
00:30:39Oh, look.
00:30:40Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:41I found it.
00:30:42Okay.
00:30:43Hi.
00:30:44Hi.
00:30:45Hi.
00:30:46Hi.
00:30:47No, thank you.
00:30:48I don't drink.
00:30:49Of course you don't.
00:30:50So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:30:53Oh my god.
00:30:54You are virgins.
00:30:55Shut up, son.
00:30:56Stop being a jerk.
00:30:57Okay.
00:30:58How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:30:59Yeah.
00:31:00Truth or dare.
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Truth or dare.
00:31:23Truth or dare.
00:31:24Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare.
00:31:28Uh, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:30Truth.
00:31:31Oh my god.
00:31:32Come on, Gabby.
00:31:33We don't have all night.
00:31:34What's your favorite color?
00:31:35Uh, okay.
00:31:36What kind of question is that?
00:31:37Blue?
00:31:38Virgin.
00:31:39Sloan.
00:31:40What?
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:43Ooh.
00:31:44Eric to Rose.
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46Rose.
00:31:47Truth or dare.
00:31:48Dare.
00:31:49You gotta give me a kiss.
00:31:51Wait.
00:31:52What?
00:31:53Come on, Rose.
00:31:55Rose.
00:31:56Rose.
00:31:57Truth or dare.
00:31:58Dare.
00:31:59You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:01Wait.
00:32:02What?
00:32:03Come on, Rose.
00:32:04Rose.
00:32:05Rose.
00:32:06Rose.
00:32:07Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:26Hey.
00:32:27Watch out my ass.
00:32:28Oh yeah.
00:32:29What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:34No, Gabby.
00:32:35Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:37She chased me.
00:32:38She's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:53Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'm so sorry.
00:33:03Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:17Oh my God.
00:33:18Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:19Shit.
00:33:20Oh.
00:33:21Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:22Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:24Oh my God.
00:33:25Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:26Shit.
00:33:27Oh.
00:33:28Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:29I did.
00:33:30I forgot.
00:33:31I thought that's...
00:33:32The door wasn't...
00:33:33I...
00:33:34I...
00:33:35Hi.
00:33:36Hi.
00:33:37Hi.
00:33:39Hi.
00:33:40You're so beautiful.
00:33:41You're so beautiful.
00:33:42You're so beautiful.
00:34:12What the..
00:34:13What the...
00:34:14What the..
00:34:23Awno.
00:34:24Ah.
00:34:25Oh God.
00:34:26Oh God.
00:34:27Oh God.
00:34:28Oh God.
00:34:29Oh God.
00:34:30Oh God.
00:34:31Oh God.
00:34:33Oh God.
00:34:34Oh God.
00:34:36What the hell?
00:34:37What the hell?
00:34:39Wait a minute.
00:34:40I don't know.
00:34:41Oh God.
00:34:42wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross it's true i've seen you together he's old
00:35:09and gross and sleeps over at his house i have photos he's not her sugar daddy
00:35:16there is an even bigger secret
00:35:20i know exactly who that man is
00:35:27i know who that man is
00:35:37it's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic
00:35:43remember rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue
00:35:47yeah that was a really fun day
00:35:49oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:52eric
00:35:55hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there
00:36:02well you got a nice butt eric we're just friends let's be more than friends
00:36:08please don't make this harder i wonder if i want to make it harder
00:36:11no hey stop stop hey i told you to watch your move
00:36:13what are you laughing at loser
00:36:23where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:29liar you don't even know her yeah i do asshole no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:36because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:43she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:51because she is audrey rose wintersby oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point her
00:36:58i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil
00:37:13they're horrible unlike you
00:37:20were you still up for saturday night
00:37:23no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen with me
00:37:28i know eric was just joking he's an asshole
00:37:32but you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did
00:37:35yeah yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:42audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:45come on just say yes
00:37:50okay
00:37:54okay
00:37:56okay
00:38:03where i was early for my first real date
00:38:08hello this is rachel from shape lv
00:38:11unfortunately we're overbooked tonight
00:38:13but mr gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant
00:38:19shea mori's 7pm
00:38:21oh
00:38:22okay
00:38:23thanks
00:38:24understand the assignment?
00:38:40good
00:38:42what?
00:38:43cuz
00:38:57hell
00:39:00jason
00:39:02i was just walking by outside
00:39:04i said
00:39:06i was just walking by outside
00:39:08huh
00:39:09all the time
00:39:10I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself
00:39:20I've been stood up. Hey Rose, small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason
00:39:32No, that's weird cuz um I heard he was out with Sloan today
00:39:40What? Hey, you mind if I sit? Sure, go ahead
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late. Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric
00:40:10What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know
00:40:22But um, there's something I got to tell you
00:40:28What? I'm so sorry Jason
00:40:31But why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest. It's Chasen
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school
00:40:44What's he saying? That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom
00:41:04I'm gonna run to the bathroom
00:41:06I'm gonna run to the bathroom
00:41:06I'm gonna run to the bathroom
00:41:07I'm gonna run to the bathroom
00:41:08You okay? Yeah
00:41:20You okay? Yeah
00:41:21Yeah
00:41:23What?
00:41:28Look I'm really sorry, Rose
00:41:29Yeah
00:41:31Yeah. I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best. That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah. Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:23What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:29Hello? Hello?
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:42:59Hey, Virgin. Did you hear the news?
00:43:01Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:02And we're going to prom together.
00:43:05That's a lie.
00:43:06Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:07Ooh.
00:43:08Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:09Enough, Sloan.
00:43:10I'm done.
00:43:11Playing by your classless, moronic, gay man.
00:43:12That's a lie.
00:43:13That's a lie.
00:43:14Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:15Ooh.
00:43:16Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:17Enough, Sloan.
00:43:18I'm done.
00:43:20Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:26You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:29Everyone knows it.
00:43:30And no one seems to care.
00:43:31And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up with him.
00:43:33All right.
00:43:34You're a little.
00:43:35A little bit.
00:43:36I'm a little bit.
00:43:37You're both perfect.
00:43:38You're a little bit.
00:43:39You're a little bit.
00:43:40You're all about it.
00:43:41You're all about it.
00:43:42You're not the same.
00:43:43You're all about it.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up with me.
00:43:46We're doing everything.
00:43:47Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:54And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's
00:44:00touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Beans fight.
00:44:17Beans fight.
00:44:18Beans fight.
00:44:19Beans fight.
00:44:20Beans fight.
00:44:21Beans fight.
00:44:22Beans fight.
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow!
00:44:29Ow, my butt!
00:44:29Oh my god, I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Bros, this school has a zero tolerance policy
00:44:38when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:44:55And?
00:45:07Expelt.
00:45:09But the Academy Decathlon, we're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid idiotic dumb-winter bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:59Shut up!
00:46:01You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:19Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:23But I tried.
00:46:24No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:26I don't get to go to college.
00:46:29And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But you and your drama.
00:46:36Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50God wants it.
00:46:51Music
00:46:56Music
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:34Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me.
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:55Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me, for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:25You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:44Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:51:04You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, too.
00:53:13I worked up an after drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:27No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh. What?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:50Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:04I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:20Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:39I feel awful.
00:54:41I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:45You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well...
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:09I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed, I am aware.
00:55:13But...
00:55:14I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what...
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34What happened to Jason?
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:44Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51It's the one she...
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People.
00:55:58Everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh my god.
00:56:06Oh my god.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Osprey Rose.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Chase it.
00:56:14Chase it.
00:56:15Chase it.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:21She's expelled.
00:56:22Security!
00:56:24Security!
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it!
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:34No, everyone turn it off!
00:56:35Turn off the videos!
00:56:54You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:56Everyone, turn it off! Turn off the videos!
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security! Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No. No, get off me! Do not touch me! Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen!
00:57:26Okay, it's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:32First, the Prom King is Chasen Grey.
00:57:45And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's Prom Queen is...
00:57:51Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Come on, get up there, Rose!
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are.
00:58:30Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:14Wait, what?
00:59:16I'd like to introduce you all to a true Prom Queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better Prom Queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:34than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:36Hey.
00:59:40Want to dance?
00:59:50Get lost, asshole.
00:59:54Everyone?
00:59:56All right, all right.
00:59:57I know you want to get back to dancing.
00:59:58But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:00We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:16Gabby McDuff.
01:00:17All that hard work has paid off.
01:00:18Congratulations.
01:00:19All that hard work has paid off.
01:00:20Congratulations.
01:00:21Gabby McDuff.
01:00:26What are you doing?
01:00:48And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:18And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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