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While investigating a villain known as the Whip, Max is hypnotized by his small and special Chinese gong to obey his every command at specific times. Max is eventually instructed to steal the NARCO 5–12, a powerful prototype weapon, from the Chief's safe. When the Chief confronts Max about the theft, he has no recollection of it.
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00:00This is the Chief. Have you heard from Max?
00:22No, I haven't, Chief.
00:24Did you give him the message that I wanted him to report to me here in Chinatown immediately?
00:28I certainly did.
00:29You know me, Chief.
00:31That's why I'm asking.
00:33Never mind, Laramie. I see him coming now.
00:41Sorry I'm late, Chief.
00:42That's all right, Max. How'd you make out?
00:43Well, I checked out every Chinese restaurant in town. No sign of the whip.
00:47I checked out every Chinese laundry in town except that one. I found no sign of them either.
00:51Well, that means they must be using that one as a front, Chief.
00:54That's why I asked you to come down here. I need your help.
00:55Wait a minute. Look who's coming down the street.
00:59Say, he does look familiar. I better check him out in the mug book, Chief.
01:07Unless I miss my guess, that's Chaos Agent Fu Young.
01:10You're right, Chief. Here it is, right in the mug book.
01:13Born in New York's Lower East Side.
01:15As a child was always getting into fights because of his first name.
01:17What's his first name got to do with it?
01:19Well, Chief, when you're raised in a neighborhood like he was,
01:21you have to learn to fight with a name like Abe Fu Young.
01:23I see what you mean.
01:23Bullies were always beating him up and then he was coming back again in a half hour for more.
01:27And he went right into that laundry.
01:29Max, I think we found what we're looking for.
01:31Now, plan four goes into effect immediately.
01:33You're to go around back gain entrance and try to overhear what they're up to.
01:36I'll stand there on the corner and pick them up when they come out.
01:38Right, Chief.
01:40What are you doing?
01:41I'm calling Larrabee.
01:42Larrabee, plan four goes into effect immediately.
01:45I want you to drive to the corner of 8th and Water Chestnut Street and establish a roadblock.
01:49Right, Chief.
01:50Ready, Max?
01:51Let's go, Chief.
02:15I hate that stuff.
02:28You are a fool, fool.
02:31But, Whip, I...
02:31Silence.
02:33You failed to bring me the information I seek.
02:36I'm sorry.
02:37I wasn't able to penetrate control headquarters.
02:40You failed.
02:41You know what that means.
02:47Oh, no, please.
02:48Not the whip.
02:49Whip?
02:50Yes, the whip.
02:59Old Chinese saying,
03:03punishment is companion of failure.
03:11That's enough.
03:17Be glad I'm in a happy mood today.
03:25Why are you in such a happy mood today?
03:28I'm going to have a control agent kidnapped and brought here.
03:32I intend to hypnotize him.
03:34Send him back to control to do our work for us.
03:38Why, that's brilliant.
03:38Centuries ago,
03:45this gong belonged to a noted Chinese magician, Ming Chong Ho.
03:48When struck,
03:49it sends off psychedelic light patterns
03:51which will instantly hypnotize any person looking at it.
03:53That person is then in my power.
03:56That's fantastic.
03:58I will give you a visual demonstration,
04:00but step back.
04:01I do not want you looking directly into it.
04:04Anyone who looks into it will be hypnotized?
04:07Instantly.
04:08I do not want you to take it.
04:09I do not want you to take it.
04:10I do not want you to take it.
04:11I do not want you to take it.
04:12I do not want you to take it.
04:13I do not want you to take it.
04:14I do not want you to take it.
04:15I do not want you to take it.
04:16I do not want you to take it.
04:17I do not want you to take it.
04:18I do not want you to take it.
04:19I do not want you to take it.
04:20I do not want you to take it.
04:21I do not want you to take it.
04:22I do not want you to take it.
04:23I do not want you to take it.
04:24I do not want you to take it.
04:25I do not want you to take it.
04:26I do not want you to take it.
04:27I do not want you to take it.
05:28Now listen to me, Mr. Smart.
05:34You are completely in my power.
05:38From now on, no matter where you are, no matter what you are doing,
05:42when I telephone you and strike this gong,
05:45you will immediately do as I bid.
05:47This condition will last for exactly 30 minutes,
05:52at which point you will revert to your normal self
05:55with no recollection whatsoever of having been placed in a trance.
06:00How do we know it'll work?
06:02It can be easily proven.
06:04In exactly five seconds, the spell will have worn off.
06:08We will have our proof very shortly.
06:18It's the whip!
06:19You rang, Master?
06:25Are you sure, Max?
06:27I'm positive, Chief.
06:28I'm telling you, Fu Young came in,
06:30dropped off his shirt, picked up his laundry,
06:33and left by the back door.
06:35Well, I was certain he was there to pick up or deliver information.
06:38No, Chief, just shirts.
06:39Max, Max, I've got something in my wall safe.
06:47This is what the whip is after.
06:50You're kidding.
06:51That's fantastic.
06:52I didn't know he played the violin.
06:55This is the Narco 512.
06:57I recognized it immediately.
06:59A weapon so new that no one has ever seen it before.
07:03How does it work, Chief?
07:05We're all familiar with the shockwave of a sonic boom
07:08which occurs when an aircraft breaks a sound barrier.
07:11Now, if you take that energy and amplify it 10,000 times
07:14and confide it in a small area,
07:17can you imagine the results you'd get?
07:18A rock and roll festival?
07:20It's not quite that bad, Max.
07:22What are you doing?
07:23Well, I'm going to take it over to the Pentagon, Chief,
07:25where it'll be safe.
07:27Max, don't you touch that.
07:29The Pentagon sent it over here to be safe.
07:31The plans have been destroyed,
07:32and this is the only working model in existence.
07:35Now, until the whip is caught,
07:37this gun is our responsibility.
07:39Well, I think they made a very wise decision.
07:42With me guarding the Narco 512,
07:44it couldn't be in better hands.
07:52I've got it.
07:53Excellent.
07:54Open it up.
07:55One, one-ton.
08:02One fried rice.
08:04One chicken chow mein.
08:07Egg roll.
08:09If we had ordered for two,
08:10we would have gotten sweet and sour ribs.
08:12Oh, mind the sweet and sour ribs.
08:14Where are the fortune cookies?
08:15Ah, this innocent fortune cookie,
08:20and not so innocent
08:21when it contains instructions from chaos.
08:28You will lose your lover through false...
08:32Foo-yong, you incompetent goat.
08:35You ordered the wrong dinner.
08:36No, Master.
08:37I do as you say.
08:38I ordered dinner number two.
08:39Look at other fortune cookie.
08:43You better be right.
08:47Marco 512 has now been delivered
08:50to control office.
08:52Splendid.
08:53First, I would eat.
08:55I do not want food to get cold.
08:57You're going to stop to eat now?
09:00Of course.
09:01I certainly wouldn't want to waste good food.
09:04People are starving all over America.
09:06Maxie, you sure you wouldn't like me
09:09to stay here with you
09:09while you guard the Narco 512?
09:11No, that's all right, 99.
09:12You go ahead and do your shopping.
09:13I'll see you at the apartment later.
09:14Now, remember, Max...
09:15Don't worry, Chief.
09:16I won't forget.
09:17I haven't told you
09:18what I wanted you to remember yet.
09:20Oh, that's right.
09:21I forgot.
09:23You're not to leave this office
09:24until Larrabee gets here.
09:25I don't want the Narco 512
09:27left unguarded for a second.
09:29Don't worry about a thing, Chief.
09:31No.
09:36Control headquarters, Maxwell Smart speaking.
09:55Good afternoon, Mr. Smart.
09:57Do you know who this is?
09:58No, I don't.
10:00Perhaps this will help you.
10:02J. Arthur Rank?
10:08J. Arthur Rank?
10:32Mr. Smart,
10:37that was the sacred gong
10:38which triggered the post-hypnotic suggestion
10:40which I gave you yesterday.
10:42Is that clear?
10:43Huh?
10:44Mr. Smart,
10:45you will now no longer be yourself.
10:48You are now a man of wisdom,
10:50of infinite taste and ability.
10:53Do you understand what I am saying?
10:55Yes, Master.
10:56These are your instructions.
10:58You will steal the Narco 512
11:01and bring it to me immediately
11:03and you will remember nothing.
11:06Yes, Master.
11:13Max, you forgot to give me money.
11:14What do you need money for, my dear?
11:29To go to the market to buy food.
11:34I'm taking you out to dinner.
11:36You are?
11:37You don't suppose for one single moment
11:42that I'd allow these precious hands
11:44to wash dishes.
11:51Max, you're acting very strange.
11:53Are you all right?
11:54I'm not.
12:07Max, I don't know what's gotten into you,
12:12but I just love it.
12:22Yes, Larrabee?
12:24Huh?
12:24What did you want?
12:26I forgot.
12:28Goodbye, Larrabee.
12:30Can I watch while I'm trying to remember?
12:33Get out, Larrabee.
12:34Wait a minute.
12:41Larrabee was supposed to relieve me.
12:43I'd better go after him.
12:44No, Max, you can't leave
12:45the Narco 512 unguarded.
12:47I'll go get him.
12:48Oh.
13:05I don't know.
13:15I don't know.
13:15But I'm trying not to figure it out.
13:18Arrabee's bones.
13:19I'll watch.
13:20I'll watch.
13:21Entry.
13:22I haven't answered.
13:22Go home back.
13:23Garfield was apparition's dead.
13:24Go home.
13:25Go home.
13:27I'll be Jenkins.
13:28Go home to the J willkommen.
13:29Yes, our garden,
13:30and there will be a new yard of wood
13:32that could be a new yard of wood
13:33that's max all right what do you mean that's max all right that couldn't possibly be me
13:39i didn't steal a farco 912 it's not the farco 912 it's the marco 512 marco marco what's the
13:47difference i didn't steal either one of them all right max if this isn't you then explain to me
13:50how this picture was taken well i'd say at about a 60th of a second with an f8 lens
13:56i'm sorry max photographs don't lie okay if i stole the marco 512 then where is it that's what
14:05i came here to ask you well then would you please ask it and leave i can't stand around here all day
14:09talking i have to pack and skip the country you admit your guilt i don't admit anything i can't
14:15convince you that that's not me in the picture but i know it's not me in the picture because i don't
14:19even remember taking the gun out of the safe but chief that explains everything explains what max
14:24is strange behavior what strange behavior well when i came back into the office you took me in
14:28your arms and kissed me i kissed you yes when i asked you for money oh well that proves it couldn't
14:34have been me chief max to forget that you've robbed a safe is one thing but to forget that you've
14:39kissed your wife i don't think that's very nice the picture proves that you took the gun but the fact
14:46that you don't remember taking it is what puzzles me now there's only one way to get to the bottom of
14:50this have you ever had sodium pentothal well to tell you the truth
14:54chief no
14:55i think he's coming around 99 max are you all right love what happened the control doctor gave
15:04you some sodium pentothal truth serum you've been out for over an hour did i talk yes you did love
15:09and we know everything we need to know and you're in the clear then i didn't steal the marco 512 that's
15:15good you did steal it max oh that's bad not necessarily you see you turn it over to the whip and in doing
15:21that we now know where the whip's headquarters are located oh that's great that's really good
15:26not necessarily the whip may smuggle it out of the country oh that's bad that's awful not really you
15:33see i took the precaution of removing the computer programmer which makes the marco 512 operated
15:37now the whip is going to have to contact you again and try to hypnotize you to get you to steal this
15:42programmer oh that's not so good that's rotten actually it isn't too bad we'll give you one of
15:48controls new anti-hypnotic pills which will make you immune to the whip's hypnosis oh well that's
15:53great that's sensational i wouldn't count on it too much max remember you're on your own and if the
15:59whip finds out that you're not hypnotized he'll kill you instantly oh i don't like that at all
16:04i hate it what we're asking you to do is a very dangerous thing max are you sure you want to go
16:08through with it you want the truth chief yes i think you better give me another shot
16:13see like i told you gun is like wife's brother will not work i am most glad it doesn't but i'm
16:27puzzled as to why this is only one of its kind in existence you know what that means it means you
16:34cannot exchange it it means someone has deliberately made this inoperable by removing
16:40computer programmer cassette then the weapon is useless like wife's brother but condition can be
16:46rectified by telephone call and sound of secret gun
16:50hello whip oh it's you larrabee give me that phone larrabee what are you doing calling on this line
17:03i just want to tell you that i'm going to keep this line open so the whip can get through
17:07larrabee did it ever occur to you that if the whip wanted to get through right now he couldn't
17:11because you're on this line well why do you think i'm going to keep it open
17:14the better be hang up the phone you too max the next time you pick up the phone don't say
17:24hello whip you're not supposed to know he's going to call i'm sorry chief i guess i'm a little jumpy
17:29you have reason to be jumpy max this is a very dangerous assignment 99 we're going to take every
17:34precaution possible now it's time for your pill max what's this chief it's an anti-hypnotic pill
17:41you'll be immune to any form of hypnosis for 24 hours but won't they know that max hasn't been
17:45hypnotized not if he's a good actor 99 but as an added precaution i'm issuing max this pen gun
17:50it's equipped with a cartridge of high potency sleeping gas oh that's great chief i haven't
17:55been sleeping too well lately it's not for you max it's for the whip the whip hasn't been sleeping too
18:01well lately max that must be the whip be very careful what you say now control headquarters
18:10maxwell smart please speaking i tried to reach you a moment ago but the line was busy
18:17there is something i would like you to listen to i'm listening
18:22mr smart you have just heard the sacred gong which triggered the post-hypnotic suggestion
18:37do you understand mr smart yes master here are your instructions you will steal the computer
18:45programmer cassette of the marco 512 and bring it to me without delay yes master
18:52well it worked chief the whip thinks i'm hypnotized and instructed me to bring the programmer
19:03computer cassette over to his office immediately our plan is working i'll get it out of the safe
19:07come on
19:12what are you two doing well we don't have one of the three of us chief one what a photograph smile 99
19:21mr smart is here show him in you may enter mr smart
19:36madam
19:40yes
19:45yeah
19:46yeah
19:57yeah
19:59I thought you said when your subject becomes hypnotized,
20:09he's extremely graceful.
20:12You've brought the cassette, Mr. Smart?
20:14Yes, Master.
20:16May I have it, please?
20:19Thank you, Mr. Smart.
20:21Now that I have no further need for you, goodbye.
20:25You're leaving?
20:26No.
20:27You're leaving.
20:29You make a mistake, Mr. Smart.
20:36You bring the wrong cassette.
20:37Eh, would you like to try a Glen Campbell?
20:41All right, Mr. Smart.
20:43It's quite obvious.
20:44You are no longer in my power.
20:45Then it should also be obvious that you are under arrest.
20:50Who killed him?
20:56Hold it right there, boo.
20:57Your pen is no match for my hatchet, Mr. Smart.
21:02This is no ordinary pen, boo.
21:04I don't believe you.
21:05And now, Whip, it's your turn.
21:25And now, Mr. Smart, I am going to whip you within an inch of your life, unmercifully.
21:31Bye-bye.
21:49I am going to'.
21:51Wallah!
21:52Max! Are you all right?
22:03I'm fine, 99.
22:05Max, we waited as long as we dared, and we didn't hear from you.
22:07We figured something had gone wrong.
22:08Don't worry, Chief. The situation is well in hand.
22:11Not only did we manage to save the Mark 0512,
22:14but we also captured Abe Fu Young and the infamous Whip.
22:18What's the matter, Chief?
22:26What a strange-looking gong.
22:28It's fascinating. I'll bet it's thousands of years old.
22:30That is the sacred gong that the Whip used to hypnotize his victims.
22:35No kidding. How does it work?
22:36Well, when that gong is struck by that hammer,
22:38certain magic psychedelic light patterns appear in the victim's eyes,
22:42causing him to fall immediately under the spell of whoever it was who struck the gong.
22:47You mean like this?
22:53Faraby, do you know what you did when you struck that gong?
22:56You hypnotized the Chief. He's in your power.
23:00Is that right, Chief?
23:01Yes, Master.
23:04Well.
23:05Let's see.
23:10Well, I want a raise,
23:12a few weeks off,
23:14a new car,
23:15and I think I would like your office.
23:18Yes, yes, I'd like that.
23:20He can take mine.
23:22And I want the location and the key to the secret executive washroom.
23:26I'd like that.
23:27I'd love that.
23:28And...
23:29And...
23:30And...
23:31And...
23:32And...
23:33And...
23:34And...
23:40And...
23:40And...
23:45And...
23:45And...
23:50THE END
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