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00:00And here we go, ladies and gentlemen, the Royals, Jerry the King Lawler, in the ring.
00:07Let me just say a word or two to you commoners, you lowlifes, you peons.
00:15Do you realize this is your opportunity to be in the presence of royalty?
00:22My royal dentist Isaac Yankum, the true regal blue blood Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
00:27Of course, me, Jerry the King Lawler, and you know, it takes a king to know a king.
00:34And here he is, he the king, King Mabel.
00:38My goodness.
00:41Wow.
00:42Being led by Sarah Moe, take a look.
00:47Get out on your hands and knees, you peons, and now we're going to the royalty.
00:51King Mabel, how much does he weigh, Jim Ross?
00:55568 pounds, that was before breakfast today.
01:00My goodness, take a look at this monster, King Mabel.
01:06He's also six feet eight, Vince.
01:08This is a huge man with amazing, amazing agility for someone his size.
01:14The Royals, about to get a good look, as we all are, at the dark side.
01:20Specifically, of course, The Undertaker, and since that unfortunate,
01:24I guess you'd call it face crushing of The Undertaker.
01:30Everyone has wondered, what's he gonna look like?
01:32I mean, apparently he's gruesome looking, have you seen him?
01:35No, I look for him today, he was sequestered, deep in his locker today,
01:39and nobody saw him.
01:40I don't know what he's gonna look like.
01:43Here we go, Savio Vega, yeah!
01:46And there they are, Savio Vega, Henry Godwin, and Plot 2.
01:53Plot 2, Godwin, Savio Vega, three individuals who will join forces with The Undertaker here live,
02:00at the Survivor Series Tag Team Elimination.
02:06Vega bringing his capacity crown up.
02:08Yeah, Royal Sloth Party.
02:10Look above the three students, take a look at this guy.
02:12In the house, what's up, Sloth?
02:15Yeah, in the house is right.
02:18What's up, Mr. Perfect's up 5'2", that's what.
02:22Now what happens if Henry Godwin comes over here to the broadcast position and
02:27accidentally on purpose drops him- Don't even start bringing that up.
02:32He put that slop on me and- Well, you know he'd love to do it to Hunter Hurst Helmsley.
02:40Although he did it to himself just last Monday.
02:42Yeah, he certainly did, and Helmsley wanted no part of that.
02:45Who would?
02:46He's a little persnickety, he's a little uppity.
02:48Of course, he lives in Greenwich, Connecticut.
02:51We know all about that.
02:52He's the king of Greenwich.
02:53Well, he perhaps would be of royal extraction,
02:59if there was such a thing here in the United States.
03:01But he's fitting in very well with the rest of the royals.
03:03And now, yes, the moment, the moment we've awaited, a very special moment.
03:09And now, Parker, returning to action tonight.
03:16And led to the ring by Paul Berg.
03:24He is from Death Valley, 28 and 328 pounds.
03:33Ladies and gentlemen, The Undertaker.
03:38That's not fair!
03:49I'm so happy, man.
03:50I'm so happy.
03:51That is where he is next.
03:53I'm so happy.
03:55I'm so happy.
03:55I'm so happy.
03:57Let's go.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:01Yeah, come on.
05:32And now, let's take a look.
05:41Is everyone well at that face?
05:43Wait a minute.
05:49It certainly looked different, that's for sure.
06:01And look at the look on Mabel's face, Mabel backing off.
06:04It was Mabel, here we show goes in.
06:06My God.
06:07Mabel with a good look as we take a look as well.
06:15The Undertaker with some sort of, I believe, protective gear, maybe, I'm not sure.
06:22The Undertaker, he wants to start this thing out with Mabel.
06:25Everybody, choking out in the ring.
06:28And Henry Godwin, almost slopped.
06:38And slopped yourself.
06:40This is tag team elimination at the Survivor Series.
06:50The Undertaker leading the dark side against Jerry the King,
06:54or King Mabel's Royals, if you would.
06:56Talk about King, he's got the Don King look there.
06:58I thought he was so scared his hair was standing on him, but it's a Mohawk or
07:02something.
07:03Well, it's certainly rustling up here tonight at Survivor Series, that's for
07:06sure.
07:07And Mabel will no doubt face The Undertaker somewhere during
07:13the Survivor Series matchup.
07:15They may start right out, who knows?
07:16The Undertaker with some sort of adhesion on his face.
07:30He doesn't look happy.
07:34No, he doesn't look happy.
07:39Have you ever seen him smile?
07:40No, I haven't.
07:41I don't believe I have either.
07:42And all right, for the dark side.
07:47It looks like it's gonna be Fatou getting things rolling.
07:49You idiot.
07:53Fatou against Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
07:56And out of deference to The Undertaker,
08:00all the individuals in the dark side with the rest in peace written in the back.
08:08Watch out, here we go, Fatou.
08:11Fatou with a hard right hand, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
08:15Better watch himself, Fatou, one of the premier WMF superstars.
08:18Back, whoa, whoa.
08:21Wow.
08:22Fatou coming off and what a call sign.
08:25Fatou making a difference unquestionably here in the World Wrestling Federation.
08:29Fatou with a ponytail.
08:30Hunter Hearst Helmsley now being snatched.
08:32Lifted off and wait, wait a minute, here comes the pedigree.
08:37No, no, no, no.
08:39If you see the look on Hunter Hearst Helmsley's face, he looked right into The Undertaker.
08:43And Fatou to the buckle.
08:45And that'll have no effect.
08:47See?
08:48Helmsley blocked it, Helmsley down.
08:51Helmsley having his difficult, headbutt, down he goes again.
08:54And here we go.
08:55Here, yeah, here comes- Now take the big barber in.
08:58Yeah, Fizzle just picked up.
09:00Calling the hogs.
09:03This guy just don't get it, man.
09:09Please, look at this.
09:11Hunter Hearst Helmsley, well, tagging the king in.
09:14Jerry the King Lawler.
09:16And Lawler quickly tagging Isaac Nankum in.
09:19Yeah.
09:20Can you believe Hunter Hearst Helmsley not wanting to mix it up with Henry Godwin?
09:24Well, of course, a man's got class.
09:25He doesn't wanna be around a pig farmer.
09:27Look out.
09:29He's a pig.
09:30Well, this is a mean, angry hog farmer, I can tell you that.
09:33Who can mix it up with the best of them.
09:37Taking nothing away from Isaac Nankum.
09:38Look at this.
09:39Off the rope.
09:40Nankum there, yeah.
09:41It's nicely executed.
09:43A scoop and a slam.
09:47Coming off the rope and, yeah.
09:51Dropping the elbow, running into the plexus and art farmer Henry Godwin.
09:55I would suggest you're a little more impressed with him right now, aren't you, Mr. Perk?
09:58Yeah, I'm wondering what that smell is.
10:00I smell pigs or something.
10:03I ain't smelling that bucket of slop, but it's some distance from us at the moment.
10:07It's not coming from you, is it?
10:09I hope not.
10:09Look at Ross over there.
10:11Ain't me.
10:13And Hunter Hearst Helmsley looking on.
10:14Ain't me.
10:16Back is made and Helmsley back in.
10:18Sure, he's in now.
10:20And Helmsley with a hard right hand.
10:22That's it.
10:23After Yankum did the dirty work, Helmsley was happy to take the tag.
10:27Hunter Hearst Helmsley for an uppercut, nicely executed.
10:31Hunter Hearst Helmsley thus far undefeated, ladies and gentlemen,
10:34in single competition here in the World Wrestling Federation.
10:36And Helmsley.
10:39Helmsley likes to be called the Triple H.
10:41McMahon is Triple H to you.
10:43Uh-oh.
10:45Shut up!
10:47And making reference to Jerry the King Lawler's presence.
10:52Burger King and Mo being chastised by the official on the outside.
10:58Helmsley setting up the Hawk Farmer and what a knee lift that was.
11:02On cover.
11:03One, two, and kick out.
11:04Again, tag team elimination is the method in which you will obtain victory here at
11:12the Survivor Series.
11:14Thus far, however, in the two previous tag team elimination matches, it has come down.
11:18Ironically.
11:19Whoa, wow.
11:20To 101.
11:21Look at this.
11:26Hey, he can't do that.
11:28He wants to dump him over the top.
11:30He's gonna dump him outside now.
11:32Down to the middle of the ring.
11:33Whoa.
11:34As I say in Arkansas, he is stout.
11:36He's stout, all right.
11:39I wonder if Mr. President is enjoying this, you know what?
11:43You hear that Godwin's his favorite wrestler here in the WWE.
11:46Fellow Razorback.
11:47Yeah.
11:47Mr. President, Henry Godwin.
11:50He's a wonderful Hawk Farmer bought any real estate from Mr. President.
11:54Well.
11:56King Mabel, a monster who has yet to get into the match.
12:01And here we go with Jerry the King Lawler now against Sami Obega.
12:05Lawler off the rope, over the hip.
12:09And the King is having some difficulty with Sami Obega.
12:13What is that now, McMahon?
12:14What is that?
12:15That means, come on, Jerry the King Lawler, get up, let's go.
12:18That's what that means.
12:19Bega.
12:21Bega with the King now.
12:27Jerry the King, a kick to the chest here, and nicely done to Wiley King.
12:30Yeah.
12:31Little dancing of his own.
12:34And a drop kick, look out, and a hard right hand.
12:37Lawler's in trouble.
12:39And Lawler now.
12:40Uh-oh, wait a minute, here we go.
12:42Fatou tagged in, wide open, Jerry the King Lawler.
12:45Headbutt by Fatou.
12:48Jerry the King Lawler not looking all that regal at the moment.
12:52He certainly isn't, he's always been a royal pain, now he's got one on the face.
12:56I tell you, The Undertaker, the look on his face is a little eerie as well, Vince.
13:00More than eerie.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Fatou, with Jerry the King Lawler, sets him up now.
13:08No, reversal.
13:09Uh-oh, look at that.
13:11The knee, can't come into the small to the back, and a hard right hand by Jerry the King Lawler, another one.
13:17And a, woohoo, woohoo, let's get off that.
13:23My goodness.
13:24A scoop and a slam.
13:26And up takes him straight.
13:27Wow.
13:29Very impressive leg drop there by Isaac Yankum.
13:32Yankum hammering away.
13:34Yankum tagging in.
13:35Uh-oh, uh-oh.
13:37He's big and he's bad.
13:39Yeah. Here he comes.
13:40He's the king, look out, go.
13:42Vega, trying to capitalize.
13:47Noah's back down to big man.
13:53No, you're coming up.
13:54From the other side, Sabio Vega.
13:56My, forget about it.
13:58And Mabel, as in King Mabel with Sabio Vega, has him up.
14:06Big forearm by King Mabel, 568 pounds.
14:09And he's not even the biggest man in the WWF.
14:12We'll see him later on.
14:14No, come on, turn around.
14:16Triple team, quadruple team on Sabio Vega.
14:20Come on, let's go, you guys, come on.
14:22Vega with Mabel now.
14:23Being set up for the ride.
14:24What a ride, that's power, that's great power.
14:29He's the king, all right.
14:33Maybe anyone forgot, yes, he is the king, the king of the ring.
14:39Award winner.
14:40Come on, let's go.
14:41One.
14:42And Yankum tagged back in.
14:43Devil headbutt and Vega in big time trouble.
14:47One, two, three, four.
14:51Yankum, extremely aggressive.
14:54Then again, who is it on that team?
14:56It's Shemmy Vega.
14:57It's Shemmy Vega.
14:58And Vega set up now by Yankum, dropped in to the chest area.
15:08Yankum's got good rhythm in the ring.
15:10He's a big guy, he's about 6'8 or 9'.
15:12Sure he's a big guy, but that's not all he's about, I'll tell you right now.
15:16Look at this guy, he's strong, he's big.
15:19Yes, Yankum very impressive, very impressive thus far.
15:22Rotten teeth.
15:23I've never been to the dentist, I've never had a cavity.
15:26Well, not everyone has a perfect team.
15:28That's true.
15:28No, look at this, come on, ref.
15:32I've never met a dentist I didn't like.
15:34Hey.
15:35Well, Yankum, a moment ago, double teaming, triple teaming,
15:41Savio Vega, Helmsley now drives the knee, a cover, we have one, two.
15:47And no, can't quite put Savio Vega down, Vega, tremendous competitor.
15:52Can't say enough things about the abilities of Savio Vega.
15:55Well, I could in about two minutes.
15:57Two, three.
15:58And Hunter Hearst, Helmsley, pouring it on, Helmsley and Vega, Vega for the ride.
16:03Come on, what a clothesline that was.
16:07Uh-oh, wait a minute, Jerry the King Lawler, the legal man in the ring.
16:12Nirmley, he would be subject to his verbal tirade.
16:16I don't know, ringside, but tonight, live, it's physical.
16:20In the square circle, that's where Jerry the King Lawler finds himself.
16:24And Vega, yes, open.
16:27Pile drive.
16:28That should do it.
16:29Why doesn't King go, here we go, one, two, and a kick out, he waited too long.
16:37Lawler hesitated, that was a mistake.
16:41Fly, from the US Air Arena, in suburban Washington DC, the Survivor Series.
16:48And Yankum, right back in there.
16:50Wait a minute, what a shot by Vega.
16:53Baby.
16:55And Vega being tumbled from pillar to post.
16:59Helmsley, tag back in.
17:02This Chevy Vega, he's durable.
17:06I guess he is, Vega firing back, yes, Vega now.
17:10Look at this, Vega getting a little piece of everybody.
17:13And stopped again by Helmsley, being set up now by the Greenwich, Connecticut native.
17:17Wait a minute, yeah.
17:19And just like that, Vega can turn around.
17:26Sabio Vega needs to tag out.
17:28Come on, Triple H, tag out.
17:30Come on, Triple H.
17:32Vega needs to make the tag right here.
17:34Sabio, he's wearing those guts.
17:37Helmsley makes the tag, it comes here with the King Lawler.
17:44Vega needs to likewise tag somebody.
17:47No, the King cuts him right off.
17:48Here we go again.
17:50He gets him in the pile drive, it'll be over.
17:53And just drives his head down.
17:55What, whoa, no, The Undertaker.
17:58Look at the King, the King wants to tag out, no one wants to tag in.
18:07Jerry, The King Lawler, and the clutches of The Undertaker.
18:19Not so great to be royalty now.
18:24He's gonna be dethroned here.
18:27The Undertaker in the ring for the very first time.
18:30And no one will tag Jerry Lawler.
18:33No one will tag Jerry, The King Lawler.
18:35Not even Mabel.
18:36The Undertaker scoops him out.
18:38The Tombstone is coming.
18:40The Tombstone is coming.
18:41The Tombstone.
18:42The Tombstone.
18:45Jerry, The King Lawler can rest in pain.
18:52And nobody will make the safe for Lawler.
18:54And Yankum coming in.
18:57Isaac Yankum now on The Undertaker.
18:59To the ropes, Isaac Yankum.
19:00A little high on the roundhouse.
19:01And there goes Yankum.
19:02Wow.
19:03What velocity.
19:05The Undertaker.
19:09Where's Isaac Yankum?
19:10No.
19:11No, wait a minute.
19:12Don't turn it.
19:13No.
19:14The Tombstone.
19:15Tombstone applied again.
19:19Two.
19:20Yeah.
19:21Unbelievable.
19:22This is phenomenal.
19:24Nothing can stop the wrath of The Undertaker.
19:29Wait a minute.
19:30Hunter Hearst Homsley backing off.
19:32Homsley now to the outside.
19:33Homsley trying to find a place to hide.
19:35Take your time.
19:36Take a look at the situation.
19:37Figure it out.
19:38Yeah.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Figure out what?
19:41Wait a minute.
19:42Behind Homsley.
19:43And Reganum with a snap.
19:44Homsley's gonna be slapped.
19:45He's gonna be slapped from the Divine Machine.
19:47No.
19:48He may not be slapped.
19:52The Undertaker has he made a throw.
19:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:56Throw him through the mat.
20:01Unbelievable.
20:05Three quarters of the way across the ring.
20:08Look out.
20:09Look out.
20:10Mabel with The Undertaker.
20:12It's down to one now against four.
20:19It's down to Mabel against The Undertaker.
20:22In the back.
20:23That's the same maneuver right there.
20:25It crushed his face along with Yokozuna.
20:27The very same leg drop.
20:29And look at Mabel.
20:30Look at Mabel.
20:31Yeah, it's a repeat of Monday.
20:33And now, there's only one thing left to do.
20:39There's only one thing left to do.
20:41There's only one thing left to do.
20:42And that could get Mabel.
20:44Mabel coming in.
20:46That's Mabel.
20:48Mabel's running.
20:51Mabel's running.
20:52Mabel's running.
20:53Mabel's out of here.
20:54Mabel's called for The Undertaker.
20:56Sumo.
20:58Oh my god.
20:59And The Undertaker.
21:01The Undertaker.
21:02The Undertaker.
21:04Yes.
21:05From the back side.
21:06Of the dark side.
21:09There are literally clean house here
21:13of the Survivor Series.
21:14Let's go back and take a look at your host, Hounsley.
21:21Jones Land was trying to get out of Dodge, he was blocked.
21:26Take a look here at the way The Undertaker brought him in.
21:30Tremendous power, look at this, 6'10 and a half, all the way across the ring.
21:35Unbelievable velocity.
21:37But look at that face, what is that thing?
21:40I don't know, but
21:45some sort of form fitting.
21:48The face of death is what it is.
21:50Very intimidating.
21:53We'll call it the face of victory, because The Undertaker and
21:57The Dark Side have clean house here at the Survivor Series.
22:02This match ending four against zero, Mabel took off, obviously counted out.
22:09But there will be a day of reckoning for King Mabel, that's for certain.
22:13There will be that day of reckoning when he meets his maker,
22:16when he meets The Undertaker one on one.
22:21Undertaker to Darkseid, pitching a shutout here.
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