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00:01:30Banana cheese.
00:01:33Banana cheese.
00:01:41Careful. Some of these eggs might be rotten.
00:01:44Oh, no. That's just me.
00:01:51Banana cheese.
00:01:53Banana cheese.
00:01:55May I?
00:01:58Hey, kid.
00:02:08I didn't take nothing.
00:02:10You look thirsty.
00:02:17Scream up on aisle four.
00:02:20Is Casper ready for his big moment?
00:02:24He knows where he's supposed to be.
00:02:29If you think that was scary, take a look at this.
00:02:35Rocky road?
00:02:43Casper.
00:02:45Casper.
00:02:45Casper, it's just me.
00:03:09Jimmy, you scared me.
00:03:12Really?
00:03:13I couldn't tell by the way you were screaming.
00:03:15Ha ha ha.
00:03:23Try it again.
00:03:24But this time, kick it with your laces instead of your toe.
00:03:27Oh.
00:03:31Yeah!
00:03:32See?
00:03:33You got a lot more power.
00:03:35Too bad the goalie at the tryout won't be a ghost.
00:03:38You'll do fine.
00:03:39Yeah, thanks to you.
00:03:41I better go.
00:03:42The tryouts are at 4.30.
00:03:434.30?
00:03:44I was supposed to meet my uncles half an hour ago.
00:03:47No!
00:03:47No!
00:03:48No!
00:03:48No!
00:03:49I'm late.
00:03:59And welcome back to Scare Center.
00:04:02Time for the moment you've been waiting for.
00:04:04The scare of the day.
00:04:06I tell you, this freakout in Deedstown puts the boo in booyah.
00:04:10Booyah!
00:04:12Hey!
00:04:13We made Scare Center.
00:04:15Stretch!
00:04:16You young scarers out there, pay close attention, because you're going to see how it's done.
00:04:20Do not adjust your set.
00:04:22Don't do it!
00:04:24What's going on with this?
00:04:25What a ripoff.
00:04:27I'll get it.
00:04:36Kibosh!
00:04:36Oh, hello, Mr. Exalted King of all the creatures, sir.
00:04:59We didn't hear you come in.
00:05:01Might I say, you're looking horrifying this evening.
00:05:04Where is your nephew?
00:05:07Uh, Casper?
00:05:09Oh, uh, I heard humans screaming at the library.
00:05:14I think that was him.
00:05:15No, no, no.
00:05:16I saw a woman fainting downtown.
00:05:19Oh, I think that was him.
00:05:21Right now, we're going to go from booyah to boo-boo.
00:05:25That's right, Jim.
00:05:26We turn now from the highest of the high to the lowest of the low.
00:05:30You're not going to believe this polter-goof in Deedstown.
00:05:34Wait for it.
00:05:35Wait for it.
00:05:37Ah-ha!
00:05:38Oh, you know you didn't want that to happen.
00:05:41You gotta hope Kibosh isn't watching.
00:05:43Clearly, you've made no progress at all with Casper's problem.
00:05:55What am I worried about?
00:05:56I bet no one even noticed I wasn't there.
00:05:59Yeah, that's it.
00:06:03Uh-oh.
00:06:04You have been told a thousand times, hasn't he?
00:06:11Oh, definitely.
00:06:12At least a thousand.
00:06:13Give or take.
00:06:16If we are friendly to fleshies, then they'll lose their fear of us.
00:06:20And if they lose their fear of us...
00:06:23They'll rise up against us.
00:06:25The fleshies will rise up against us.
00:06:29They're not fleshies.
00:06:30They're called...
00:06:30Silence!
00:06:31Silence!
00:06:32Actually, sir, technically, he is correct.
00:06:35They are called you.
00:06:37And I'm going in the floor!
00:06:39This is the last time I tell you to.
00:06:47You three, Casper's friendliness is a threat to us all.
00:06:52It's not their fault.
00:06:54They have told me, but I can't help it.
00:06:56Casper, you leave me no choice.
00:06:58There's a place for creatures like you.
00:07:02Those who cannot grasp our ways.
00:07:05It's called...
00:07:07Scare School.
00:07:09I'm not sure.
00:07:10That is scary.
00:07:12The instructors there have certain techniques of reforming the unfit.
00:07:18Is it horrible?
00:07:20Yes.
00:07:21Will you rule this day forever?
00:07:23Will you have nightmares the entire time you're there?
00:07:29Pretty much.
00:07:31But it's far better than the alternative.
00:07:35The alternative?
00:07:37Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:07:37It's okay.
00:07:38It's okay.
00:07:39That's that!
00:07:47Lunch break.
00:07:48So, anyways, we're all set for school to start.
00:08:08The roach man.
00:08:09Has he been through the dormitory?
00:08:10Yeah, we got plenty of roaches.
00:08:12What about the cafeteria?
00:08:14Yeah, we just took delivery at 2,000 pounds of spoiled meat.
00:08:17Have the bathrooms been cleaned?
00:08:19No.
00:08:20Good.
00:08:21Sounds like we're ready!
00:08:26It's going to be a stupendous year.
00:08:28Wonderful.
00:08:29I can't wait to get acquainted with the new class.
00:08:32Oh, who are we kidding?
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:35Are we kidding someone?
00:08:36Yes, ourselves.
00:08:37We're the most frightening beings in the business,
00:08:39yet our talents are being wasted teaching the rejects of the creature world to say boo.
00:08:43We've got to get out of here.
00:08:44But how?
00:08:45Well, we've got to ask Kaibosh for a transfer.
00:08:49You ninny.
00:08:50You nincompoop.
00:08:51You nimrod.
00:08:53Actually, that's not a bad idea.
00:08:55Mm-hmm.
00:08:56Yes, we'll ask him to put us in the field.
00:08:58We'll ditch this desk job once and for all.
00:09:01What do you have there?
00:09:03Nothing.
00:09:04Let me see.
00:09:06Our ankle.
00:09:07No, ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle, ankle.
00:09:10I love ankle.
00:09:13I miss ankle.
00:09:16But I don't want to go to scare school.
00:09:19I like it here with all of you and with Jimmy.
00:09:22Didn't you guys ever have a best friend?
00:09:24Don't argue, Casper.
00:09:26You're going to scare school, period.
00:09:27What if I don't go?
00:09:30The alternative is too terrible.
00:09:33I don't think it sounds so bad.
00:09:35Not so bad.
00:09:36Banishment to the Valley of the Shadows.
00:09:39All right, Spill it.
00:09:41What's this Valley of the Shadows?
00:09:43Nothing.
00:09:43None of your business.
00:09:45Come on, you guys.
00:09:46It should be up to me.
00:09:47Just tell me.
00:09:48But we don't want you to end up like your man, Spitsy.
00:09:51We can't keep this secret from him forever.
00:09:54We don't have enough hands.
00:09:56Hey.
00:09:58Look, Casper.
00:10:00We didn't want to tell you this until you were older.
00:10:02But you're right.
00:10:03You do deserve to know.
00:10:05If you can't shape up at scare school and stop being friendly,
00:10:09there's a good chance you'll get sent to the Valley of the Shadows.
00:10:13Oh, it's too awful.
00:10:16How bad could it be?
00:10:17Casper, if you get sent there, you can never come back.
00:10:20We can never see you again.
00:10:23And we can never say your name again.
00:10:25It'll be like you never existed.
00:10:28Like I can't spit in.
00:10:29Shh.
00:10:31We're not allowed to talk about her.
00:10:33Okay, okay.
00:10:35Let's just say she was very special to us.
00:10:42Whatever you do at scare school.
00:10:44Whatever they throw at you.
00:10:46Don't blow it.
00:10:48We don't want to lose you too.
00:10:50Now let's get packing.
00:10:51Hey, we got it all in.
00:11:04That was funny.
00:11:08Yeah.
00:11:09Huh?
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:11Come on.
00:11:11Come on, give it to me.
00:11:12Come on, come on.
00:11:13I'm all linty over here.
00:11:14Grow up.
00:11:15You grow up.
00:11:16Make me.
00:11:16Oh, I'll make ya.
00:11:17Nuh-uh.
00:11:18Nuh-uh.
00:11:18Nuh-uh.
00:11:19Nuh-uh.
00:11:19Yeah.
00:11:20No.
00:11:21So anyways, introducing the ruler of all the underworld, Kai Bosch.
00:11:26Headmasters Alder and Tash.
00:11:29Shapers of young minds.
00:11:31Good to see you again in these hallowed halls.
00:11:34Kai Bosch, you look great.
00:11:35Yeah, you look great.
00:11:37I mean, not exactly great, but you look good.
00:11:41Or let's say you're fat and green, but honestly...
00:11:44What my little other means to say is the toll of your awesome responsibility clearly weighs
00:11:49heavily on your shoulders.
00:11:51You look like garbage.
00:11:53Tired.
00:11:53Tired.
00:11:54What you need is someone hardworking.
00:11:56Like, say, I don't know, us to get out there and really put a scare into those fleshies
00:12:01to take some of the pressure off.
00:12:02Enough of this.
00:12:03We've been through this before.
00:12:05I need you here.
00:12:07Especially this semester.
00:12:09There's a student arriving I want you to keep your eye on.
00:12:13His name's Casper.
00:12:16What'd I miss?
00:12:16We out of here?
00:12:17Oh, hey, Kai Bosch.
00:12:20Uh, be right back.
00:12:22I'm leaving now.
00:12:25Ahem.
00:12:25Thank you for your visit and your insults and derision.
00:12:34Seeing you is always about as fun as long division.
00:12:37We're wretched, lonely, nothing to your skill.
00:12:40We can't aspire.
00:12:42So thanks for not exploding us and setting us on fire.
00:12:46Casper, we did it.
00:12:59I mean, I'm the one who actually did it, but I couldn't have done it without you.
00:13:05Jimmy.
00:13:05Look, the important thing is I made the team.
00:13:09It's a dumb deal.
00:13:10Jimmy.
00:13:10You should have seen me out there.
00:13:12It was like you were right there with me.
00:13:14Why do you see me play in a real game?
00:13:16There's something I have to tell you.
00:13:18I know what you're going to say, but you can hide in my gym bag.
00:13:22Jimmy.
00:13:23They're sending me away.
00:13:24I have to go to scare school.
00:13:26What?
00:13:27What are you talking about?
00:13:29You teach me all this stuff, I make the team, and now you're going away.
00:13:34I can't believe this.
00:13:36I don't want to go.
00:13:37They're making me.
00:13:39Well, if you don't want to go, don't.
00:13:42I'll find a way to come back for your games.
00:13:45You promise?
00:13:46Yeah.
00:13:48I promise.
00:13:54That's you!
00:13:56Will someone wipe me nose?
00:14:00Hello?
00:14:02Me arms is nailed to me sides.
00:14:05Little house!
00:14:06How come on a school bus, I'm always the one who ends up sitting on the hump?
00:14:13Oh, get off of me.
00:14:15Just playing with you.
00:14:18All right, listen up.
00:14:20If you're new here, and most of you are, I'm Thatch.
00:14:24This is my last year here, and basically, everybody here does what I say.
00:14:32Hello, ladies.
00:14:33Hello, ladies.
00:14:34Hi, guys.
00:14:35Hi, Thatch.
00:14:36Hi, Thatch.
00:14:37Oh, you're scary.
00:14:39Once a year.
00:14:41Hey, buddy.
00:14:42No shirt, no shoes, no service?
00:14:44Kazing!
00:14:44Hey, Rover.
00:14:46Off the furniture.
00:14:48Ha ha ha.
00:14:49Stop me before I sing again.
00:14:52So, what's your shtick?
00:14:57You like a dirty, pale kid?
00:14:59I beg your pardon?
00:15:00I'm a zombie, and proud of it.
00:15:04I can see why.
00:15:05Listen up, rejects.
00:15:07Given how pathetic you are, I guess I'll have to spell this out for you.
00:15:12What I don't want to have to do is bite you in the neck and turn you into yet another mindless, hypnotized follower.
00:15:20Arrgh!
00:15:22Any questions?
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:25How's that sea taste?
00:15:28Arrgh!
00:15:29Stop!
00:15:30Whoa!
00:15:32Hmm.
00:15:37Goodbye, Casp.
00:15:38Ah, give an old ghost a hug.
00:15:42Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:15:52Okay.
00:15:53Well, I'll see you guys.
00:15:58Wow, this feels...
00:16:00heavier?
00:16:02Just checking that he has everything.
00:16:04Arrgh!
00:16:05Arrgh!
00:16:07Arrgh!
00:16:07Arrgh!
00:16:08Arrgh!
00:16:08Arrgh!
00:16:09Arrgh!
00:16:09Arrgh!
00:16:10Arrgh!
00:16:10Arrgh!
00:16:11Arrgh!
00:16:11Arrgh!
00:16:12Arrgh!
00:16:12Arrgh!
00:16:13Arrgh!
00:16:13Arrgh!
00:16:13Arrgh!
00:16:13Arrgh!
00:16:14Arrgh!
00:16:14Arrgh!
00:16:15Ah, and his travel pillow.
00:16:30Ahoy, matey! Welcome aboard the Scare School Schooner!
00:16:35Ahoy! But, um, Mr. Captain Pirate Driver, sir?
00:16:40Arrrr!
00:16:41Both your eyes are covered.
00:16:43Not to worry, laddie. I've got me the GPS.
00:16:47GPS?
00:16:48Guiding parrot system.
00:16:50All right, Mickey. Which way be we facin'?
00:16:53Rock forward!
00:16:55I know we're facin' forward, you sad excuse for a seagull!
00:17:00Which direction is forward facin'?
00:17:03What'd I do?
00:17:04I'm sorry. It's me pirate temper. Where are you?
00:17:09Have a cookie.
00:17:11That's a playing card.
00:17:13What blasted? Where'd you put the cookies?
00:17:18Sorry. Taken.
00:17:20Hi.
00:17:22I'm Casper.
00:17:24Hi.
00:17:25Hello.
00:17:26Nice hair.
00:17:27Thanks.
00:17:28A friendly ghost, huh? Now I've seen everything.
00:17:34Um, excuse me.
00:17:36You're a ghost. Why don't you just walk through me?
00:17:40I try not to do that. A lot of people find it rude.
00:17:43Rude?
00:17:44Rude.
00:17:45Well, guess what?
00:17:46You either walk through me, or turn around and get off this bus.
00:17:51Ship.
00:17:52Whatever.
00:17:53Hey, give me that. Ghost, you are toast.
00:18:04Arrgh!
00:18:05Arrgh!
00:18:06Arrgh!
00:18:07Arrgh!
00:18:12Ow!
00:18:13Me parrot says I ran out of pink thread. Do you want black or chartreusey?
00:18:19Just hurry up. I've got a ghost to teach a lesson to.
00:18:23I can always put it in the sewing machine.
00:18:25No, no. Take your time.
00:18:31So, are you new to the school too?
00:18:33Yep. First year. I'm Mantha.
00:18:36Hi. Casper.
00:18:38Ra.
00:18:39Ra?
00:18:41Like Ra Ra Go Team?
00:18:43Like a cheerleader?
00:18:45Yeah, like totally, huh? I'm a cheerleader.
00:18:47I'll see you boneheads at the pep rally.
00:18:50Pep rally?
00:18:51Yummy.
00:18:52What are we gonna wear?
00:18:53I don't know. You look so good in blue.
00:18:55So why are they sending you guys to scare school?
00:18:57I have unraveling issues.
00:19:00Nobody's sending me here. I signed up.
00:19:03People are always putting zombies down.
00:19:05And I am here to show them that zombies are just like everybody else.
00:19:13And I gotta work on that.
00:19:16That was great, the way you stood up to that vampire.
00:19:18I know. That guy is such a jerk.
00:19:20I don't know. Maybe he was just kidding around.
00:19:23Oh, yeah. And I suppose the mighty Horus doesn't look down upon us with his all-seeing and omniscient eye.
00:19:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:32Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:35Mummy joke.
00:19:36Sea monster!
00:19:49Sea monster!
00:19:51Oh, my God.
00:20:21Watch your step. Watch your step. Watch your step.
00:20:32It fell off me own boat.
00:20:35Why didn't you warn me, you scurvy peck out of pigeon?
00:20:39How am I supposed to know where you're going?
00:20:41You couldn't. You can't.
00:20:43I'm sorry. It's me pirate nature.
00:20:46Here, have some croutons.
00:20:48Those are dice.
00:20:51No wonder me salads have been so crunchy.
00:20:54Thanks for the smooth ride, Captain.
00:20:56I liked how you eased up on the anchor just before we stopped so the boat wouldn't jerk.
00:21:00Nobody's ever noticed that before.
00:21:02But I'm sure everyone appreciates it.
00:21:04Well, see ya.
00:21:06What a nice lad. Such manners.
00:21:09That was a dirty trick you pulled up there, Casper.
00:21:15You are so history.
00:21:18I didn't mean to hurt you, Thatch.
00:21:19I'm not hurt. You can't hurt a vampire.
00:21:23Where are the mountains?
00:21:24I think they're ever there.
00:21:35So anyways, here's the leader of the underworld, Kaibosh.
00:21:39Take a good look around, students.
00:21:44These walls are lined with pictures of the great ones.
00:21:48Those who have gone before.
00:21:51And every single one of them began as you are.
00:21:55Students here at Scare School.
00:21:57Outcasts, misfits, losers, rejects, pariahs, ulcerands, wannabes, D-listers.
00:22:08We get it already.
00:22:10Whether you're a ghost, or a goblin, or a gorgon, mummy, or even...
00:22:15I don't know a zombie.
00:22:18Typical anti-zombie attitude.
00:22:20We, all of us, have something in common.
00:22:24Those of us who aren't Percy know it all.
00:22:26We share a common destiny as creatures.
00:22:30What is that destiny?
00:22:32To scare humans.
00:22:34Why?
00:22:35We do it to preserve something called the balance.
00:22:39Balance, balance.
00:22:40Simply put, if we scare humans too little, they'll rise up against us.
00:22:45And, if we scare them too much, they'll rise up against us.
00:22:51You'll be learning more about this in the months to come.
00:22:54The humiliating, demoralizing, excruciating months to come.
00:23:00Anywho, study hard, good luck, etc, etc.
00:23:03Your headmasters will now lead you in their school's song.
00:23:08We love you, our Scare School.
00:23:12We're equals in the air store.
00:23:15A place without a bear school that fills us with disgust.
00:23:21All others, we're like bear school.
00:23:24But come here, they don't care school.
00:23:28This really waves your air school.
00:23:31We love you, our Scare School.
00:23:34We love you, our Scare School.
00:23:36We love you, our Scare School.
00:23:38Dismissed.
00:23:40Well, they're all yours.
00:23:42Ta-ta.
00:23:46Sirs, are you all right?
00:23:49Stop being nice!
00:23:51What's wrong with you?
00:23:58Excuse me, sirs?
00:24:00That was Casper.
00:24:02Hopelessly friendly.
00:24:03But don't worry.
00:24:04I'm keeping an eye on him for it.
00:24:06There's just one thing.
00:24:07I'm gonna need a cool robe like yours.
00:24:10And my own office.
00:24:12Why don't you go bite something?
00:24:14Okay, just the robe then?
00:24:20There's no such thing as scaring humans too much.
00:24:25Humans are creature bait.
00:24:26They're scare meat.
00:24:28It's what they're there for.
00:24:29Settle.
00:24:30We won't have to abide by Kaibosh's rules much longer.
00:24:33What do you mean?
00:24:34He wouldn't give us the treasure.
00:24:35I don't get it.
00:24:36Then we'll just have to put the Kaibosh on Kaibosh.
00:24:48I still don't get it.
00:24:51That's right.
00:24:52Aldern Dash personally assigned me the job of keeping an eye on Ghost Boy.
00:24:56And I'm gonna deputize you two to help me.
00:24:59Is it going to hurt?
00:25:00Which funk do you want, Ra?
00:25:07Neither, thanks. I brought my own.
00:25:12Five minutes to lights out!
00:25:21Gee, this place sure is different from my pyramid.
00:25:25I think I'm tomb sick.
00:25:26Don't worry, Ra. You're not alone.
00:25:32Everybody here is feeling the same thing.
00:25:36I miss Casper. I can't even remember what the little guy looks like.
00:25:42Oh, yeah.
00:25:43Ghosts don't sniffle!
00:25:45Absolutely not! And they don't get wobbly lips like this!
00:25:51Never! So I vote we pull ourselves together.
00:25:54You're right. On three, we pull ourselves together.
00:25:58One, two...
00:26:00I still miss him, I can't...
00:26:06So how are we going to get rid of Kaibosh?
00:26:09Mm-mm. Unfortunately, there are no ghost-eating insects.
00:26:13You know, you think too much.
00:26:14Thinking never accomplished anything.
00:26:16No. Thinking, thinking never accomplished anything, never accomplished anything.
00:26:20I considered hypotism, but its effect on ghosts is marginal at best.
00:26:28Enchanted swords?
00:26:30Useless.
00:26:33Swords. Useless.
00:26:36Then I discovered this little beauty.
00:26:38The vacuum of Atlantis.
00:26:40Push this button, and it sucks in whatever's in front of it.
00:26:43Ooh! Let me see.
00:26:45We have to be very careful, because it only works once.
00:26:50Ow!
00:26:51Push.
00:26:52The other.
00:26:54Button.
00:27:01Huh.
00:27:02Why do I always get picked to do this?
00:27:04Hey, Tass Puke.
00:27:11Got you something.
00:27:12Kind of a first-aid present.
00:27:14Thanks, Thatch.
00:27:18Seeraw, I told you.
00:27:20Everyone's basically friendly.
00:27:22What is it, Thatch?
00:27:24Acheron Beetle.
00:27:25When you startle it,
00:27:26it sprays the worst smell in the universe.
00:27:29Ghost Boy's gonna stink till he graduates.
00:27:31Is it poisonous?
00:27:39I'm allergic to poison.
00:27:40No, he's cute.
00:27:42Hey, little guy.
00:27:45No, no.
00:27:48You're doing it wrong.
00:27:49Give me that.
00:27:52Uh-oh.
00:27:53Ugh!
00:27:54Ugh!
00:27:55Ugh!
00:27:55Ugh!
00:27:56Ugh!
00:27:57Ugh!
00:27:58Ugh!
00:27:58Ugh!
00:28:00Ugh!
00:28:00All right, all right.
00:28:02Quiet down.
00:28:03Welcome to science class,
00:28:05where you will learn the science
00:28:06behind today's modern scaring methods.
00:28:09I am your teacher,
00:28:11Third Degree Burns.
00:28:14Today, class,
00:28:15we'll be discussing the science
00:28:17of scaring fleshes.
00:28:19When the fleshy is afraid,
00:28:21he begins to run,
00:28:23causing heavy breathing.
00:28:25Moisture forms under his arms,
00:28:27on his forehead,
00:28:28and on his upper lip.
00:28:30What do we call this moisture?
00:28:33Anyone?
00:28:34Scare juice.
00:28:37Scare juice is secreted by metal tubes
00:28:39here, here, and here,
00:28:41which are attached to an electric pump
00:28:43inside the fleshy's stomach.
00:28:45This pump is powered by a tiny monkey.
00:28:49That is why it's best to scare...
00:28:50This is all wrong.
00:28:51This causes the fleshy
00:28:53to stare upward in horror,
00:28:55allowing the monkey
00:28:56to look up the throat,
00:28:58panic,
00:28:58and start pumping.
00:29:00Actually,
00:29:01Mr. Burns, sir...
00:29:02Yes?
00:29:04That moisture is called sweat.
00:29:06It happens to humans
00:29:07after any kind of healthy exercise.
00:29:09Wrong!
00:29:11Scare juice,
00:29:12metal tubes,
00:29:13monkey in the tummy.
00:29:14But I actually know some humans,
00:29:16and...
00:29:16Silence!
00:29:17See me after school
00:29:20for detention.
00:29:24Everyone else,
00:29:26put yourselves out.
00:29:31Tough break.
00:29:33Getting detention
00:29:33on your first day.
00:29:35Was it awful?
00:29:36Nah.
00:29:37It wasn't so bad.
00:29:39Flyboy?
00:29:40You got detention too?
00:29:42Oh,
00:29:43I got stuck
00:29:44between the door
00:29:46and the screen door.
00:29:58So what's on for tonight?
00:30:00You want to study together?
00:30:02I'm pretty wiped out.
00:30:04I think I'm gonna turn in early.
00:30:06Good night, guys.
00:30:07Good night.
00:30:08See you in the morning.
00:30:08See you in the morning.
00:30:16I'm flying along,
00:30:36and there's this piece of paper
00:30:37hanging from the ceiling,
00:30:39and it's all sticky.
00:30:40And it was sticking to me,
00:30:42and I couldn't get out of it.
00:30:43Oh, what in the world is this?
00:30:48Everything's going great, Ma.
00:30:49And you're on the set.
00:30:51I got a B-plus in lurking.
00:30:52And if you like you.
00:30:53I'm real popular.
00:30:55You're still on your top.
00:30:56Yes,
00:30:57I'm drinking enough blood.
00:30:59Yeah.
00:31:00I gotta go.
00:31:01All right.
00:31:04What's he up to?
00:31:05Where do you think you're going?
00:31:22Come back here, runt.
00:31:23I really appreciate you taking me to Deedstown, Captain.
00:31:48Think nothing of it, laddie.
00:31:50We was heading in that direction anyway.
00:31:52Besides, I know what it's like
00:31:54to have a best friend.
00:31:56Right, Beaky?
00:31:57Glad you feel that way, Cappy.
00:31:59Because this best friend
00:32:01just had an accident on your shoulder.
00:32:03Remember, it was an accident.
00:32:04Beaky, you didn't.
00:32:06I'm of a mind to kill all your
00:32:08you guano-dropping,
00:32:09mutinous, pox-faced swamp.
00:32:15Jimmy, get out here.
00:32:16We're going to start.
00:32:18Where is he?
00:32:19He promised.
00:32:22Don't do that.
00:32:25You scared me.
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:26I was worried you weren't coming.
00:32:28I got here as fast as I could.
00:32:30Casper, I don't know about this.
00:32:33These other guys are really good.
00:32:35Jimmy, you can do this.
00:32:36What are you so nervous about?
00:32:38You're going to be here, right?
00:32:39For the whole game.
00:32:40Jimmy, now!
00:32:43Coming!
00:32:43Coach!
00:32:44What are you so nervous about?
00:32:54Double overtime and a penalty shootout.
00:32:58What?
00:32:58I'm telling you, he's up to something.
00:33:08I don't know what it is, but...
00:33:10Then don't bother us.
00:33:11You're right.
00:33:12I'll work on it.
00:33:13I'll conduct more surveillance
00:33:14and come back to you
00:33:16when I have more concrete evidence.
00:33:18I'm sort of like their third head.
00:33:20So, as students of history,
00:33:25we see the balance
00:33:27as part of our common...
00:33:30what?
00:33:31Raw?
00:33:35Um, history?
00:33:37Correct.
00:33:38Let's watch a short film
00:33:40that explains a little more
00:33:42about the balance.
00:33:44Lights!
00:33:45Why do I always get picked
00:33:47to do this?
00:33:55If we scare humans too little,
00:34:01they'll lose their fear of creatures
00:34:03and rise up against us.
00:34:09If we scare too much,
00:34:11they'll be all...
00:34:12Hey!
00:34:13You're scaring us too much!
00:34:14and rise up against us!
00:34:18But, when things are in balance,
00:34:20humans are just scared enough
00:34:22and no one will rise up
00:34:24against anybody!
00:34:26That's doing your part
00:34:28for the balance!
00:34:35Casper!
00:34:38Safe in the after-school.
00:34:40All right, folks,
00:34:45listen up.
00:34:46A good creature
00:34:47needs to be physically tough
00:34:50to deal with villagers
00:34:51who chase you into a windmill
00:34:53and teasing children
00:34:55who call you bulbhead.
00:34:58A bride who runs off
00:34:59with your...
00:35:00doctor.
00:35:03All right, let's see
00:35:04what you're made of!
00:35:07Ah, creatures!
00:35:08Save me!
00:35:11Hey, knees up, you guys!
00:35:13Flash is run!
00:35:13You gotta keep up with them!
00:35:15Ah, creatures!
00:35:16Save me!
00:35:18Ah, creatures!
00:35:20Save me!
00:35:21Look at me!
00:35:28I'm way out in front!
00:35:40Mantha!
00:35:41You finish first!
00:35:43At least...
00:35:44part of you did.
00:35:45Why are you helping
00:35:50that student?
00:35:51Uh, to be real mean
00:35:53and tough
00:35:54and, uh, grrr!
00:35:55And to kick her
00:35:56with her own foot
00:35:57and, uh...
00:35:58Save me after school.
00:36:00Actually, sir,
00:36:01I already have detention
00:36:02with another teacher today.
00:36:04Does, um,
00:36:05tomorrow work for you?
00:36:06That's it!
00:36:08You're out of here!
00:36:09Poor uncle.
00:36:18We miss you so.
00:36:28So anyways,
00:36:29here's that Casper kid.
00:36:31You wanted to see me, sir?
00:36:33Zzz!
00:36:34Casper,
00:36:35it's come to our attention
00:36:36that you have been disruptive
00:36:37in several of your classes.
00:36:38Yeah!
00:36:39They say you keep being nice!
00:36:41We despise nice.
00:36:43Nice makes us sick.
00:36:45Also radishes sometimes.
00:36:47Also, we're hearing things about you
00:36:49from our top secret
00:36:49undercover spy.
00:36:51You mean...
00:36:52Thatch?
00:36:53Absolutely not.
00:36:54Wait a minute,
00:36:54I thought it was Thatch.
00:36:55Quiet, you nincompoop.
00:36:57And what our spy is telling us
00:36:59is that you're up to no good.
00:37:01What I thought no good
00:37:02was...
00:37:03good?
00:37:04No!
00:37:05No good is good!
00:37:07But the way you do
00:37:08no good
00:37:09is no good!
00:37:11You follow?
00:37:12No.
00:37:13Good!
00:37:14Now then,
00:37:15between whatever it is
00:37:16you're up to
00:37:16and all this niceness
00:37:17we've been hearing about,
00:37:18you're probably the worst creature
00:37:19in this entire school.
00:37:21And not worst
00:37:22in a good way.
00:37:23You're a disgrace, Casper.
00:37:24And frankly,
00:37:25we've got a lot more important
00:37:26things to deal with.
00:37:27Yeah,
00:37:28like taking over the world!
00:37:29The work!
00:37:29Which is just a fancy way
00:37:32of saying work
00:37:33of other faculty members
00:37:35who've fallen behind.
00:37:37But where was I?
00:37:38Ah, yes, Casper.
00:37:40One more mistake
00:37:41and we will take great pleasure
00:37:42in banishing you.
00:37:44To the Valley of the Shadows.
00:37:46Ever hear of that?
00:37:47Um,
00:37:48yes, sirs.
00:37:50Well,
00:37:50whatever you've heard,
00:37:52it's worse.
00:37:53As you walk
00:37:55the narrow,
00:37:55twisted trail
00:37:56that leads to its threshold,
00:37:58icy winds will chill you
00:38:00to the core
00:38:00and your only companions
00:38:02will be the screams
00:38:03of the poor,
00:38:04doomed creatures
00:38:05who have walked
00:38:06the lonely path
00:38:07before you,
00:38:08never to return.
00:38:09Please!
00:38:10Give me one more chance!
00:38:12One and only one.
00:38:14Now go.
00:38:23Who could that be?
00:38:29Um,
00:38:30I put an ad in the paper
00:38:32to rent Casper's room.
00:38:34Why'd you do that?
00:38:36Well,
00:38:37the place
00:38:38feels so empty
00:38:39without him.
00:38:44Oh,
00:38:44ghosts!
00:38:51We're not always
00:38:52like this!
00:38:53Usually we're
00:38:54lots of fun!
00:38:57I'm doomed.
00:38:59I'm gonna be banished
00:39:01to the Valley of the Shadows.
00:39:03Casper,
00:39:03don't talk like that.
00:39:05We'll help you.
00:39:06Well,
00:39:06how are we gonna do that?
00:39:08Casper is friendly,
00:39:09which I think
00:39:09is a good thing,
00:39:10by the way,
00:39:10but he is doomed.
00:39:12Ra!
00:39:12Then after he gets banished,
00:39:14we're next in line
00:39:14because we're friendly too,
00:39:16which again,
00:39:17I think is a good thing.
00:39:18Ra!
00:39:21Casper,
00:39:21the three of us
00:39:22might not be scary.
00:39:24We might not even be spooky,
00:39:26but we are smart.
00:39:27We can find a way
00:39:28to make everyone
00:39:29think you're scary.
00:39:30We just have to
00:39:31use our heads.
00:39:35What are you looking at?
00:39:42Go on,
00:39:43just like we practiced.
00:39:44Thatch,
00:39:56what seems to be the problem?
00:39:59It's Casper.
00:40:00He scared me
00:40:00and ruined my experiment.
00:40:02Really?
00:40:03Casper?
00:40:05Nice job.
00:40:06Today,
00:40:11class,
00:40:12an important part
00:40:13of our history.
00:40:15From the earliest days
00:40:17of creature kind,
00:40:18Scare School
00:40:19has been guarded
00:40:20by the slimiest,
00:40:21slitheriest,
00:40:22and most fearless monster
00:40:24in all the underworld.
00:40:26Nothing frightens him,
00:40:28which is what makes him
00:40:29so dangerous.
00:40:32Where is he?
00:40:32I don't see him.
00:40:34Back, you fool!
00:40:35He could swallow you
00:40:37in one gulp.
00:40:38He could swallow
00:40:39all of us!
00:40:43We are history!
00:40:57Boo!
00:40:58Boo!
00:40:58Boo!
00:40:59Boo!
00:41:02You saved us all!
00:41:12How did you do it?
00:41:14Oh, it was nothing.
00:41:15I just did what ghosts
00:41:16are supposed to do.
00:41:28Good boy.
00:41:30Here's your treat.
00:41:31I can't do this.
00:41:40Oh, sure you can.
00:41:41I'll be fine.
00:41:46No!
00:41:54Call that bean?
00:41:55I'll show you me.
00:42:12What?
00:42:13I thought you liked me.
00:42:15Not to me.
00:42:19Hey,
00:42:19you dropped these.
00:42:21Thanks.
00:42:22That was really nice.
00:42:25But we won't tell.
00:42:29Did you see the look
00:42:30on Thatcher's face
00:42:31when the gym teacher
00:42:32dragged him out of there?
00:42:33I knew he popped a stitch.
00:42:39Casper,
00:42:40a word.
00:42:41Look!
00:42:42That's the frozen yogurt machine!
00:42:44He's over there!
00:42:46I trust this conversation
00:42:48will remain between us.
00:42:53Casper,
00:42:53I'm glad we're alone.
00:42:55Um, actually...
00:42:56I've just been talking
00:42:57to your best mate, Jimmy.
00:42:59You know,
00:43:00your fleshy friend
00:43:01who you ain't supposed
00:43:02to be swapping
00:43:02secret letters with.
00:43:04Well...
00:43:04Captain,
00:43:05can we talk about this later?
00:43:06No!
00:43:07He says the game
00:43:08you're secretly
00:43:09sneaking out to
00:43:10got moved to
00:43:11today!
00:43:14Don't let this note
00:43:15get into anyone's hand.
00:43:17Not even your friends.
00:43:19Trust them,
00:43:20though ye may.
00:43:21Uh,
00:43:22thanks.
00:43:23You're more than welcome.
00:43:25Shh!
00:43:28Casper,
00:43:29do you know
00:43:29how dangerous this is?
00:43:31I made a promise
00:43:32to a friend.
00:43:33Well,
00:43:33if he wants to send you
00:43:34another note,
00:43:34you better get the address
00:43:36of the Valley of the Shadows.
00:43:37You're right.
00:43:38You're both right.
00:43:40But...
00:43:416.30?
00:43:42I gotta go!
00:43:51Jimmy,
00:43:52I'm really sorry.
00:43:54I missed your game.
00:43:55We won!
00:43:56And I scored
00:43:57the winning goal!
00:43:58You did?
00:43:59That's awesome!
00:44:00You were right, Casper.
00:44:01I can do this.
00:44:03Thanks.
00:44:06Casper?
00:44:09Um,
00:44:10I just wanted to say
00:44:12thank you
00:44:13for saving us
00:44:14from that monster today.
00:44:15That was pretty cool.
00:44:16Yeah.
00:44:18Um,
00:44:19Casper?
00:44:21Hey!
00:44:23Casper's not in his bed!
00:44:2410,000 years here
00:44:34wiping the noses
00:44:35of these
00:44:35helpless,
00:44:37cretinous creatures.
00:44:38Do we get a statue?
00:44:40I don't think so.
00:44:42I was speaking rhetorically.
00:44:44We don't get a statue.
00:44:46Nah,
00:44:46too bad the real
00:44:47kibosh
00:44:47isn't made of stone.
00:44:49We could smash him
00:44:50and crush him
00:44:50and...
00:44:50Little other,
00:44:51you just had
00:44:52a very,
00:44:53very smart idea.
00:44:55I know I get...
00:44:56You...
00:44:57don't know
00:44:57what it is,
00:44:58do you?
00:45:00No.
00:45:01If we turn him
00:45:02into stone...
00:45:03Ah!
00:45:04Ah!
00:45:05You still
00:45:06don't get it,
00:45:07do you?
00:45:08Not really.
00:45:10Sirs?
00:45:10Your faith in me
00:45:13has paid off.
00:45:14Now what?
00:45:15It's Casper.
00:45:16He's not in his bed.
00:45:17Neither are you.
00:45:18Yeah,
00:45:18but I'm ratting on him.
00:45:20So if he's not in his bed,
00:45:21where is he?
00:45:25He's on that ship.
00:45:26Come on!
00:45:27You better be right
00:45:28about this,
00:45:28and you better not
00:45:29be wasting our time.
00:45:32Thanks, Cap.
00:45:33Anytime,
00:45:34Casper.
00:45:37There he is.
00:45:38Follow me.
00:45:39Watch that shadow
00:45:59creeping up the stairs.
00:46:01Someone's coming,
00:46:02but you see nobody there.
00:46:04Don't be frightened
00:46:05if you're caught unaware.
00:46:07Everybody wants to be friends.
00:46:09with Casper.
00:46:12Your happy win is around,
00:46:14he'll never let you down.
00:46:16Casper,
00:46:16Casper,
00:46:17the friendly ghost.
00:46:19You know he'll always be there,
00:46:20but he's not there to scare.
00:46:22Casper,
00:46:23Casper,
00:46:24the friendly ghost.
00:46:25the time to go.
00:46:34Hey, everybody.
00:46:35What's up?
00:46:36Is this some kind of fire drill?
00:46:38You know what's up.
00:46:40Well,
00:46:41I'm up because you woke me.
00:46:43He,
00:46:44he wasn't here
00:46:45because he was on that boat.
00:46:46Boat?
00:46:47I wasn't on any boat.
00:46:49I was here asleep.
00:46:50Right, Ra?
00:46:52Yeah.
00:46:54We were asleep, too.
00:46:55They're lying. They're all lying.
00:46:57I'm the only one here telling the truth.
00:47:01This was obviously a complete waste of our time.
00:47:03And to think he was our specially deputized spy.
00:47:07He wasn't.
00:47:08Oh.
00:47:09Well, if you'll just excuse me, I'm gonna get back to sleep here.
00:47:15Wait, what's this?
00:47:17Ooh, a letter.
00:47:19Casper, my soccer game got changed to today.
00:47:23I'll see you at 6.30.
00:47:25I know you'll be there.
00:47:27You haven't missed one yet.
00:47:29Signed, your human friend, Jimmy.
00:47:37A certain student whom we need not identify
00:47:40has done the worst thing it is possible for a creature to do.
00:47:44Read somebody's mail?
00:47:45Cattle? Wear socks with sandals?
00:47:47He has befriended a fleshy.
00:47:50Lest any of you get the idea that this sort of thing is okay,
00:48:00tomorrow we'll be going on a little field trip to Deedstown,
00:48:04where any creature who fails to scare a fleshy
00:48:07will have to answer to us.
00:48:10Don't take it out on them.
00:48:11Everyone else shouldn't have to suffer for my mistake.
00:48:14Scaring fleshy isn't suffering.
00:48:17It's what we do, right?
00:48:18Oh, and by the way, Casper,
00:48:24your assignment is to scare a particular fleshy.
00:48:28Know anyone named Jimmy?
00:48:37Chin up, laddie.
00:48:38You'll sail through this fog.
00:48:40I'm sure of it.
00:48:41Thanks.
00:48:42I feel so bad they took your parrot away to punish you for helping me.
00:48:46They did?
00:48:48Rock!
00:48:49So typical.
00:48:51Blame the parrot.
00:48:52He's a mighty fine bird.
00:48:55He deserves better crackers than I give him.
00:49:00Will you be okay to steer?
00:49:02No worries, matey.
00:49:04I can navigate by smell.
00:49:07What?
00:49:08Maybe we should think about getting on another ship.
00:49:10What do you care?
00:49:11You're already dead.
00:49:15No more interruptions.
00:49:16We can spend the day making a petrification potion
00:49:19to turn kibosh to stone.
00:49:22First ingredient.
00:49:23Three painfully extracted nose hairs.
00:49:25Hey, look.
00:49:54Casper!
00:49:55Give your Uncle Fatso a hug.
00:50:01I want you to meet my friends.
00:50:03I mean, classmates.
00:50:05Rob, Mantha, these are my uncles.
00:50:07Stinky, Stretch, and Fatso.
00:50:08Nice to meet you.
00:50:09Hello.
00:50:10I'm sorry.
00:50:11Who was Fatso?
00:50:13Joke!
00:50:16I hate to break up this little tea party,
00:50:19but it's time to go to work.
00:50:20I hate to make you.
00:50:36Whoa!
00:50:37Whoa!
00:50:37Whoa!
00:50:37No!
00:51:07And the final and hardest to obtain ingredient, a horse's smile.
00:51:37What can we test it on?
00:51:52It works!
00:51:53But we don't know if it'll work on a ghost.
00:51:56When the students return, let's try it on that Casper brat.
00:52:01Showtime, kid.
00:52:08Ah, come on!
00:52:14Casper, is that you?
00:52:19Don't be scared.
00:52:21I'm turning on my flashlight.
00:52:31Casper, if that's you, say something.
00:52:38Casper, find you and my friend.
00:52:44A plus, kid.
00:52:50I hear you got an A plus.
00:53:00Yeah.
00:53:01Thanks.
00:53:02How's the little guy look?
00:53:05Like, really pale.
00:53:07He's a ghost, ya bonehead!
00:53:09Oh, yeah.
00:53:11Dear Ra and Mantha, thanks for trying to help me.
00:53:18But I'm not cut out for this.
00:53:21There's only one place left for me to go.
00:53:24Looks like the balance will have to balance itself without me.
00:53:28Goodbye.
00:53:29I guess forever.
00:53:31Your friend, Casper.
00:53:34Oh, man.
00:53:36Oh, man, oh, man.
00:53:37I-I can't believe he's going to the Valley of the Shadows.
00:53:40We have to tell the Headmasters.
00:53:45Sirs!
00:53:46Huh?
00:53:47Sorry.
00:53:48I couldn't stop him.
00:53:49It's about Casper.
00:53:51What a coincidence.
00:53:52We were just about to send for him.
00:53:55Where is the little fellow?
00:53:56He ran away.
00:53:57He what?
00:53:58To the Valley of the Shadows.
00:53:59What if we don't have him?
00:54:01Who can use to test the-
00:54:02You have to do something.
00:54:05His uncles will be so upset.
00:54:07That's right.
00:54:08He has those idiotic uncles.
00:54:09Who are also ghosts.
00:54:14Fetch the ghost uncles so that we may test.
00:54:18I mean, comfort them.
00:54:21You can't run from me, Casper.
00:54:22Who are you?
00:54:23Who are you?
00:54:24I'm you.
00:54:25You can't run from me, Casper.
00:54:26Who are you?
00:54:27I'm you.
00:54:28The monster inside you that wants to make the fleshies run in fear.
00:54:33That's not what I want.
00:54:34You're not me.
00:54:35Maybe not yet.
00:54:36But I will be.
00:54:38You have no idea what it's like in there.
00:54:39You have no idea what it's like in there.
00:54:43It has to be better than being out here and scaring my friends.
00:54:44Think of all the humans.
00:54:45You have no idea what it's like in there.
00:54:46It has to be better than being out here and scaring my friends.
00:54:49Think of all the humans left to scare.
00:54:51Ooh, the delicious screams.
00:54:52I know who I am.
00:54:53And the ghost you want me to be.
00:54:54The ghost you scared Jimmy?
00:54:55That's not me.
00:54:56I don't know.
00:54:57You're not me.
00:54:58I don't know who I am.
00:54:59But a monster inside you that wants to make the fleshies run in fear.
00:55:00That's not what I want.
00:55:01You're not me.
00:55:02Maybe not yet.
00:55:03But I will be.
00:55:04You have no idea what it's like in there.
00:55:07It has to be better than being out here and scaring my friends.
00:55:12Think of all the humans left to scare.
00:55:15Ooh, the delicious screams.
00:55:16I know who I am.
00:55:19And the ghost you want me to be.
00:55:20The ghost you scared Jimmy?
00:55:21That's not me.
00:55:31Where am I?
00:55:52Hey there, young fellow.
00:55:57Good afternoon, folks. It's match point. Today's game of tentacle ball.
00:56:02Come and answer her face.
00:56:08Slam it, Betsy!
00:56:11Oh, you wanna punch?
00:56:14Hey, look! The moon!
00:56:22No fair, you tricked me.
00:56:24You're a werewolf, aren't ya?
00:56:26Well, be more aware.
00:56:31Excuse me?
00:56:33Are you... Ant Spitzy?
00:56:36I'm Spitzy, all right.
00:56:37But there's only three fellows ever call me Ant.
00:56:40I think they're my uncles.
00:56:42Not so stinky and stretchy.
00:56:46Holy moly!
00:56:47If they're your uncles, you must be Casper.
00:56:51Look at you.
00:56:52You've grown so much since...
00:56:53Well, I never saw you before, but I'm sure you must have grown.
00:56:57Right?
00:57:00I'm confused.
00:57:01I thought the Valley of the Shadows was...
00:57:04Awful.
00:57:06If you're one of those scare scare scare types, I guess it would be.
00:57:10So let me guess.
00:57:11You don't like scaring.
00:57:13You enjoy fun and you like making friends.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17How did you know?
00:57:18Look around, baby.
00:57:21That's all of us.
00:57:24A place where everyone's like me?
00:57:27Except with more hair.
00:57:28Ha ha ha ha.
00:57:35Poor Casp.
00:57:36We'll never see him again.
00:57:38Alder and Dash must have some rescue plan or they wouldn't have called us.
00:57:42Are we going the right way?
00:57:44Hey, I can find the Headmaster's office and my head's stuck in the toilet.
00:57:48Which I once had to.
00:57:50Casper's uncles.
00:57:51Finally.
00:57:52Is there any news?
00:57:53Is Casper alright?
00:57:54We don't know yet.
00:57:55Come in.
00:57:56Come in.
00:57:57So sad.
00:57:58Terribly trying times.
00:57:59Hey.
00:58:00Hey.
00:58:01Just the family, okay?
00:58:02If we knew what was going on, maybe we can help.
00:58:15Maybe we can find out.
00:58:17Ew.
00:58:18Put it where I can see in the office.
00:58:20Oh, put it where I can see in the office.
00:58:24It's terrible. It's awful.
00:58:27Yes, it is. Because it left us with no one to test this on.
00:58:31What is it? Will it help get Casper back?
00:58:34No, it won't. But it'll help us take out Kaibosh.
00:58:37We're going to freeze Kaibosh in stone, then start a reign of horror against the fleshies,
00:58:42leaving us the cruel and merciless rulers of the underworld.
00:58:46And the overworld.
00:58:49Uh, Dash.
00:58:50What is it?
00:58:51We haven't tested it on ghosts yet, so, like, we just told them everything and, uh...
00:58:56If this doesn't turn you to stone, we'd appreciate it if you forget everything I just said.
00:59:01Run!
00:59:07It works!
00:59:08Hey, can we smash them into ugly dust?
00:59:11Later. First, we deal with Kaibosh.
00:59:14Summon Kaibosh to the school for an emergency assembly.
00:59:17Okay, okey-doke, boss.
00:59:20We've got to find Casper and tell him.
00:59:26Casper's the only student who ever praised me navigating.
00:59:30I can see why!
00:59:31What?
00:59:32Uh, he can see why Casper would praise you.
00:59:35You're a very...
00:59:37Ah!
00:59:37Look out for the big rock!
00:59:41Plus, those privateers stole me parrot!
00:59:44Oh, I've threatened to stuff him with his own crackers and cook him for every meal I ever ate.
00:59:49But I'm lost without the little feller.
00:59:54This isn't so bad, really.
00:59:56Fresh wood shavings, nice, solid perch.
01:00:00Oh, who am I kidding?
01:00:01I miss that salty sea dog!
01:00:03Hang on, Kaffee!
01:00:08I'm coming!
01:00:14I could have been a telephone pole, but no.
01:00:18I had to see the world.
01:00:20Away, ye blighters!
01:00:21None of your bony fingers or spooky hollering will make us turn around.
01:00:26That's right.
01:00:27Our friends are there.
01:00:30I don't care if you scream and wail.
01:00:33I don't care if you sink me, boat.
01:00:35What?
01:00:38This is the most fun I've ever had.
01:00:41A, Belle, Murray, meet Casper.
01:00:49Ahoy, Casper.
01:00:50Hello, Casper.
01:00:51I'm Belle.
01:00:53That's Murray.
01:00:54What's wrong?
01:00:55Sorry.
01:00:56You just remind me of somebody I used to know.
01:00:59Yeah, we get that a lot.
01:01:03Someone has to go in.
01:01:05Do not look at me.
01:01:07No creature that goes through Yon Gate and air return.
01:01:12But we could send someone who's not a creature.
01:01:17What?
01:01:20Oh, please don't gobble me guts with your ravenous demon teeth, no.
01:01:28Please.
01:01:28Hi.
01:01:33Uh, hi?
01:01:36What if he can't find Casper?
01:01:38Give him another minute in that festering pit of inhuman suffering.
01:01:48Lemon square?
01:01:50Oh, don't mind if I do.
01:01:53Oh, wait.
01:01:55There's something I have to tell you.
01:01:57The headmasters have turned your beloved uncles to stone.
01:02:00My uncles?
01:02:01My nephews?
01:02:02What do you mean?
01:02:04How could that happen?
01:02:05I don't know for sure.
01:02:06But I know they plan on doing the same to kibosh.
01:02:09Then nothing can stop them from scaring the whole world.
01:02:13I don't understand.
01:02:17How could Alder and Dash do something so horrible?
01:02:20Alder and Dash?
01:02:22My sweet little Alder and Dash would never do that.
01:02:26You know them?
01:02:27I'm their aunt.
01:02:29I'm their uncle.
01:02:30We're their ankle.
01:02:35We've always been a tight-knit family.
01:02:40Some would say we are as close as close can be.
01:02:46When you are two heads sharing one body,
01:02:50You simply have to learn to get along.
01:03:03I love that tune!
01:03:07Alder and Dash were always the nicest boys.
01:03:13Alder liked magic tricks.
01:03:15And Dash just loved music.
01:03:22Boy, they're nothing like that anymore.
01:03:25What happened to them?
01:03:28After we were banished,
01:03:30the shock must have made them turn horribly, horribly, horrible.
01:03:34Remember, this is what happens when you're too friendly.
01:03:45I've got to stop Alder and Dash and save my uncles.
01:03:53That wimpy ghost banished himself because of me.
01:03:56How awesome am I, right?
01:03:59This had better be good.
01:04:01Oh, it will be.
01:04:03But first, your goodbye song.
01:04:05What are you talking about?
01:04:06I just got here.
01:04:08Thanks for your inspections and promotional rejections.
01:04:11We both enjoyed them about as much as painful ear infections.
01:04:14We'll never have to waste another minute looking at you.
01:04:19Oh, goodbye, Mr. Kibosh.
01:04:21Hello, Mr. Statue.
01:04:26And goodnight!
01:04:36No.
01:04:37Don't let them get away with this.
01:04:39The balance will be destroyed.
01:04:44Doesn't seem like you know so much about balance after all.
01:04:52Time to unleash our fury on the fleshies of Deedstown.
01:05:04Uh, sirs?
01:05:05Uh, suggestion.
01:05:07Seeing as how my diligence and spectacular treachery pretty much puts you where you are today...
01:05:12The ship's gone.
01:05:15Where's that perfidious pirate?
01:05:18Wait, he left a note.
01:05:21Arrrr.
01:05:23What do we do now?
01:05:24Take the Viking ship!
01:05:25I hate that Viking ship.
01:05:27I get seasick and there's not enough room for my side of the leg.
01:05:29Well, what do you want to do?
01:05:30Let's wait for the pirate to get back.
01:05:32That's a stupid idea.
01:05:33He could be gone for weeks.
01:05:34Fine.
01:05:35We'll take the Viking ship.
01:05:36Happy?
01:05:37If only I'd been there.
01:05:49Maybe I could have done something.
01:05:51Are you kidding?
01:05:52You're lucky you were here.
01:05:53We're all lucky.
01:05:55This is the only safe place in the world.
01:05:57I've got to go back.
01:05:59I've got to save my uncles.
01:06:01But you can't go back.
01:06:03How do you know?
01:06:04Because you can't go back.
01:06:06We're banished.
01:06:07That's just how it is.
01:06:09But have you ever tried?
01:06:10Listen, kid.
01:06:11We've got hot and cold running happy here.
01:06:13Why would we?
01:06:15This is the one place on Earth where we're allowed to be ourselves.
01:06:18Where we're allowed to be friendly.
01:06:22We've always...
01:06:23Wait!
01:06:24What's the point of being friendly if you can't be with the people you care about?
01:06:28He's good.
01:06:30And what's the point of being safe
01:06:33if my uncles and your nephews and your family members are all in danger?
01:06:38Yeah!
01:06:39And what's the point of being happy
01:06:41if being happy means being afraid to stand up for what you believe in?
01:06:44Now, come on, everybody.
01:06:46Let's go show those guys that just because we're friendly
01:06:49doesn't mean you can push us around.
01:06:52I'm not going to let him.
01:06:54Follow me through the terrifying vortex.
01:06:57Relax.
01:06:59Um, how about one last time down the water slide?
01:07:04Yeah, one more time.
01:07:05That'd be fine.
01:07:05Yeah, yeah.
01:07:11It's been long enough.
01:07:13Haul him in.
01:07:14Ah, it's true. Nobody can return. Not even a wooden carving on a stick.
01:07:35Hey, guys.
01:07:37Casper!
01:07:38Welcome back, little fella. We thought we'd lost you for good.
01:07:42Weigh anchor, Captain.
01:07:44To Deedstown.
01:07:46We are here live from Deedstown, where the scared school students are running amok.
01:07:51They've taken the offensive early, Jim, and it looks like it's all over for the fleshies.
01:08:08A gal goes away for a couple of hundred years and everything changes.
01:08:12That cement shopper wasn't here.
01:08:18Deedstown, help!
01:08:20Oh, no, Jimmy!
01:08:26Oh!
01:08:27What's happening?
01:08:37Don't worry, Jimmy. I'll protect you.
01:08:39Yeah. Just like the last time.
01:08:42I was wrong to do what I did, but we've got to pull together. Right now, friendship is the only thing that can save us.
01:08:48Now, here's what we're going to do.
01:08:52Come on, you cowards! I'll take on both of you at once!
01:08:56All right, it's four of us.
01:08:58Uh-oh.
01:08:59Kathy!
01:09:01Beaky!
01:09:03Left! Okay, up! Down, go right!
01:09:05Down!
01:09:06Forty-three degrees!
01:09:07Okay, port!
01:09:08On starboard!
01:09:09Half time!
01:09:09It's great to have you back, but I cannot hold him off forever!
01:09:13You don't have to!
01:09:15You don't have to!
01:09:45Over here!
01:09:46You!
01:09:47Impossible!
01:10:01Ready, guys?
01:10:04Fire at will!
01:10:11Goal!
01:10:13Get that one!
01:10:15Goal!
01:10:40Goal!
01:10:41Goal!
01:10:43Goal!
01:10:44Don't you dare point that thing at us!
01:10:50Ankle!
01:10:59Oh, Ankle, it's really you.
01:11:02We thought it was just a dream.
01:11:10We're glad to see you, too.
01:11:12But you've got some explaining to do.
01:11:13What's all this about taking over the world, upsetting the balance, and turning everyone into stone?
01:11:21It was his idea.
01:11:22No, it was your idea.
01:11:24Boys, no fighting.
01:11:26Say, is there something behind Alder's ear, Murray?
01:11:31A shiny quarter.
01:11:33Maybe we might even sing a song for you.
01:11:36If you stop trying to scare the entire world and undo this mess you've made.
01:11:43And turn all these creatures and people back to normal.
01:11:47But, Ankle...
01:11:48No buts. Do you both understand us?
01:11:51Yes, Ankle.
01:11:52Not so fast.
01:11:56I don't have any two-headed freak to turn me into mush.
01:12:00And I know the quarter-behind-the-ear trick.
01:12:02Huh?
01:12:03Trick?
01:12:04There's a new king of the creatures.
01:12:07And his name's Thatch.
01:12:09I'm gonna be a merciless, world-dominating legend.
01:12:14And you know what else I'm gonna be?
01:12:16Oh!
01:12:18Dizzy?
01:12:20Sorry, Casper.
01:12:21Was that too mean?
01:12:22Actually, I'm okay with it.
01:12:25Now that that's done,
01:12:26is there anybody who can make us a frothy mocha chai?
01:12:28Oh, I want a frothy chai mocha.
01:12:30What just happened?
01:12:32Tell me, you bony, blithering, hook-fingered flea magnet.
01:12:36Hey, what did I do?
01:12:37I'm sorry.
01:12:38I'm awful sorry.
01:12:40Here, have a...
01:12:41What's this?
01:12:42It's your finger.
01:12:44Ah!
01:12:45Ah, grip-scrassling-manger-fied rattlesnappers!
01:12:50I feel connected.
01:12:52I believe we are connected.
01:12:55Sometimes it's hard for everyone to get along.
01:12:58Tell me about it.
01:12:59Sometimes we need a friend to show us right from wrong.
01:13:02You said it.
01:13:03We're all connected in one way or another.
01:13:06If we sing the notes together, there's a song.
01:13:10Sit here, Aunt Spitzy.
01:13:12Next to me.
01:13:13No, next to me.
01:13:15I'll sit next to all of my boys.
01:13:18We'll take turns.
01:13:19It sure is great to have you back, Aunt Spitzy.
01:13:21Smile at the sun and it'll smile back down.
01:13:25Gotta try.
01:13:27Oh, you gotta try.
01:13:29Try so much.
01:13:30Who else wants fun?
01:13:31Feel so good.
01:13:32You ask why.
01:13:34Go, go, go, go, go!
01:13:39Go, team, go!
01:13:45Casper, a word.
01:13:48What we're doing here today is very unconventional.
01:13:51I'm allowing it because I owe you a debt of gratitude for, uh...
01:13:55You know, saving me and your uncles, the balance, the whole world, et cetera, et cetera, you know, I mean...
01:14:02That's okay.
01:14:03I know you think I've been hard on you.
01:14:06I have.
01:14:07But it's been for a reason.
01:14:09This is a picture of me and my best friends when I was your age.
01:14:14You were friendly, too?
01:14:15Growing up is hard.
01:14:17Learning to be scary is hard.
01:14:19But I know you'll figure it out.
01:14:21Thanks.
01:14:22Come on, Casper!
01:14:37Blimey.
01:14:38What I wouldn't do for a set of hinges so I could clap me and...
01:14:44Arr!
01:14:45What's our position, Bicky?
01:14:47Well, you be standing and I be sitting on your shoulder.
01:14:51No, you feathered fathead!
01:14:53Are we over the stadium?
01:14:55What?
01:14:55How am I supposed to know what you mean?
01:14:58I'm sorry.
01:15:00Honest, I am.
01:15:01Excuse me.
01:15:02Huh?
01:15:02Am I done yet?
01:15:04You missed a spot.
01:15:05How do you know?
01:15:06You've got patches over your eyes.
01:15:08Keep swabbing, matey.
01:15:11Keep swabbing.
01:15:13Keep swabbing your�לab.
01:15:13concordage faisa.
01:15:15We surfedうわ...
01:15:18Right control to your
01:15:19tent.
01:15:19You off of shop and majed.
01:15:20Expl xu.
01:15:20Don不 if you had an idea.
01:15:21You destroyed you.
01:15:21The emptyòng.
01:15:22You just took the not graffiti okay.
01:15:23You killed me.
01:15:23It was not up.
01:15:23Like.
01:15:24You left me.
01:15:25You killed me.
01:15:25You killed me, too.
01:15:25Oh, you killed me.
01:15:26I killed him, too.
01:15:26Come on, viking.
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