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00:00Look for me at Tuzzle Fest 4!
00:05YAH!
00:06Sorry, no autographs.
00:21Can't we all just get along?
00:23That's it!
00:25I'm gonna strain you through the cage!
00:28Dumb and ugly!
00:50I'm Spider-Man!
00:58I'm Spider-Man!
01:08Shall we dance?
01:18Back off, ugly!
01:20I don't know who you are, but you're dead meat!
01:40I'm gonna take you down!
01:42Meat lead freak!
01:50I gotta get away from this guy!
01:52I will kill you!
01:53I might be dead white on this guy...
01:54I'll be dead!
01:58Ah!
01:59I can't see!
02:00I got your name, you jerk!
02:02Ah! I can't see!
02:15I gotta get out of you, jerk!
02:27No! You!
02:30Not you!
02:31Stay back!
02:32I'm warning you, you psycho!
02:34I could have stopped you at the fight promoter's office.
02:38I could have saved Uncle Ben.
02:45Whatever Craven gassed me with is really throwing me off.
02:52Flames to bar the walls, electricity to block the sky.
02:56You are Caged Spider!
02:59Let's go!
03:00I guess the Craven never won many good sportsmanship awards.
03:04I guess the Craven never won many good sportsmanship awards.
03:17Decisions, decisions...
03:20Shall we dance?
03:27I admire your wit.
03:30Those potions make him too strong to take head on.
03:31Those potions make him too strong to take head on.
03:35I will honor you by drinking your blood.
03:37Dumb and ugly.
03:38Now's my chance to take Craven out.
03:40Ah, truly, you are my most worthy prey.
03:42I will honor you by drinking your blood.
03:46Dumb and ugly.
03:47Now's my chance to take Craven out.
03:48Ah, truly, you are my most worthy prey.
03:49Ah, truly, you are my most worthy prey.
03:52Having fun yet?
03:53Is there a history of mental illness in your family?
03:54Has you never seen this dangerous when I was a kid?
03:55Dumb and ugly.
03:56Dumb and ugly.
03:57Dumb and ugly.
03:58Now's my chance to take Craven out.
03:59Ah, truly, you are my most worthy prey.
04:01Dumb and ugly.
04:02Now's my chance to take Craven out.
04:03Ah, truly, you are my most worthy prey.
04:05Is there a history of mental illness in your family?
04:12Is there a history of mental illness in your family?
04:14Has you never seen this dangerous when I was a kid?
04:22I can beat you.
04:23I must beat you!
04:26Hmm, you test my skills to the utmost.
04:43The hunt is glorious, is it not?
04:46Well, play it, Spider. You are as cunning as I had heard. Here is the antidote, as I promised.
05:02Thanks for nothing. Who put you up to this?
05:08I did what I did for the challenge of it. That is all I will say.
05:17Great! Well, the nice policeman will be by soon to take you back to your padded room.
05:23You'll be a good boy until they get here.
05:26So you must be Quilt Man, Padded Pete, Mr. Triple Ply?
05:39Oh, I've got it. The Cushion.
05:42I'm the Shocker. I tell you not to forget it, but you won't be around long enough to worry about that.
05:49Now say goodbye to Mr. Innocent Bystander, sucker.
05:56The Cushion.
06:13Come on, freak. You need to learn a lesson, and Shocker's School of Hard Knocks is now open.
06:20Give me a break, Shock. I can't believe you have any class, let alone a whole school worth.
06:26I'm so sorry that the Cushion has given me a long time.
06:30I don't want to know, but I have to hope.
06:32I can't believe you have any class, two hours, but you can also just keep coming down.
06:33Then I'll be able to listen to her.
06:35I will be able to listen to her.
06:36I'll be able to learn a lesson, and I'll be able to learn a lesson a lesson.
06:39I will not be able to hear you.
06:41You will not be able to learn any class, but you are able to learn.
06:44You are able to learn the way to learn any class.
06:46I can't believe you.
06:48Ah
07:06Hey shock say I'll crush you like a bug it always cracks me up with your rock and roll
07:18So you're called the shocker, but you don't use electricity. I don't get it
07:33Looks like you're flying friends getting your share of the loot, too. Where'd he get off to anyway?
07:40If I don't get mine
07:42Vulture isn't getting his he had some workshop set up up in the old clock tower on the lower east side
07:51Vulture, huh? Thanks shocker give my regards to my fans in the slammer
08:07Must be a pain to get groceries up here
08:09Ah pest why can't you leave me in peace?
08:19You'll have plenty of time alone once you're in jail not getting away from me that easily
08:34That'll knock the wind out of your sails
08:39Oh
08:48Curse you
08:52Vulture's down now's my chance to stop him for good
08:55Ha ha ha now I'll teach you a lesson in sex
09:06No, I'll teach you a lesson in sex
09:08Now I'll teach you a lesson in sex
09:18I will teach you a lesson in sex
09:25And I'll teach you a lesson in sex
09:30I'll teach you a lesson in sex
09:32my
09:32voice
09:35You've grounded me for a moment, but just wait.
09:49Now I'll teach you a lesson, insect!
09:58You've damaged my beautiful wings!
10:05Now, Vulture, you can't go around taking things that don't belong to you.
10:16What kind of example does it set for impressionable youngsters out there?
10:22Come on, old-timer. Wouldn't want you falling before we can book you, right?
10:29Let's talk about this, Scorpion. You need help!
10:33Talk! No! No talking! You can't take me back!
10:38I wouldn't even know where to take you back to!
10:42Oh!
10:43Careful! You're gonna poke your eye out with that thing!
11:03How can you make jokes?
11:04I don't know who did all this to you, pal.
11:14I don't know who did all this to you, pal. But don't worry. We'll get you to a hospital.
11:32These things attacked me before. I wonder who's after me.
11:44Scorpion? Disappeared.
11:47I feel bad for him, but I can't help hoping I've seen the last of him.
11:56Help!
11:56It's never easy, is it?
12:04Who are you?
12:05No, wait.
12:06Let me guess.
12:08The Emerald Elf?
12:09Me? I'm just a concerned citizen, helping to clean up our fair city.
12:24Hey there, beautiful. Need a hand? Hang on.
12:29Oh, thank you. I said for sure.
12:32Hey, no problem. That's what I'm here for.
12:34Are you all right?
12:37Yeah, thanks. You were great back there.
12:40Thanks. I have to go deal with, you know.
12:43Oh, yeah. Thanks again.
12:46No problem. Grab hold of a rope balloon anytime. Rescuing damsels is my specialty.
12:51Go get him, tiger.
12:52Oh, yeah. I'm afraid I don't give autographs. Sorry.
13:15Oh, yeah.
13:15Oh, yeah. I'm afraid I don't give autographs. Sorry.
13:19Don't bore in me, Spider-Man.
13:29Wait a sec. Where are you going?
13:35There's no need for a faster fight.
13:38Uh-huh. When you stop lobbing bombs at me, we'll see about that.
13:42This station will leave more of an impact on people after I'm done with it.
13:53No. I can't let that tower hit anyone.
13:55How can you be so naive?
14:22These people want to lick a finger to help you.
14:26Yeah, well, since they can't fly or bend steel with their bare hands, I can't really blame them.
14:30You hear that sound, Spider-Man?
14:50That's your future rushing to meet you.
14:53Are you sure?
14:54I think it might be your muffler.
14:56I can't bother with you.
15:11I have things to do.
15:14You are getting away from me.
15:20Do you like my toys, Spider-Man?
15:23Oh, yeah. Great.
15:34Let's find some new people to play with, shall we?
15:39I'd like to vote against that.
15:40I've been burning bridges all day, but I think I'll just knock this one down.
15:56Those people.
15:56I have to stop that bridge from falling.
15:58Oh, it's Spider-Man!
16:06Spider-Man is next to us.
16:08He's strong.
16:10Listen, bud.
16:10I hear he's got a great radioactive blood.
16:18Oh, Spider-Man!
16:20You just be disappointed.
16:22Ah, my adoring public.
16:23The gingerbread man, you're not.
16:48Look up there!
16:48It's Spider-Man!
16:49Just stay away from the bird and plane metaphors.
16:52That's that other guy.
16:53No better workout than those.
16:55It's that quest, hero.
16:58You're such a smooth talker.
17:08Fool!
17:09Why do you want to keep fighting me?
17:13Don't you read the bugle?
17:14I beat up bad guys.
17:16That's like my job.
17:19What's happening?
17:20I beat up bad guys.
17:21I don't know.
17:22I beat up bad guys.
17:22I beat up bad guys.
17:24I will be killing the alien.
17:34No better balls, people.
17:38I'll be a cheered man.
17:38I feel like my head is difficult for something to do.
17:41It'sTime.
17:41I don't want to keep fighting.
17:42I can't even tell.
17:43I似合 you to die.
17:44It's that one of the other guys...
17:44I don't want to keep fighting.
17:45I don't want to keep fighting.
17:46oh this is just nonsense i think i'll find a new playground i've got to put an end to this
18:06before someone gets hurt
18:07time to end this
18:19did you see that we're cut from the same cloth
18:36we are quite normal people speak for yourself
19:06amazing i didn't think my glider could be dangerous
19:25too late to learn new things is it
19:32so
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20:00let me introduce you to my fist
20:15oh i get it
20:19you're a disgruntled guidance counselor
20:26oh
20:32tough guy huh let your thingamajig do your fighting for you
20:36common sense my friend it's something you will benefit from
20:41hey my reps sketchy enough without you calling us friends
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21:55Let's go.
22:25I can't believe you don't sense it.
22:34Our kinship.
22:35We are truly brothers.
22:38Brothers, huh?
22:39Well, then I'm telling Mom.
22:46You misguided fool.
22:48I've offered you the world and you've thrown it away.
22:51Well, I'll cure you of your deluded ideals soon enough.
22:57Save it. You're done.
23:01That's what you think.
23:03I've arranged for a little parting gift.
23:13Throughout downtown, our bombs have planted filled with a deadly gas.
23:17When they go off, well, use your imagination.
23:23You might be able to stop them, or you can try to stop me.
23:29The choice is yours, hero.
23:34Ah, I can't let them get away.
23:37But if I don't stop those devices, the results could be catastrophic.
23:41I'll have to deal with the green menace later.
23:44I can't let those bombs go off.
23:46Put me down, you jerk!
23:54Help!
23:55Fire, girlie!
24:01Come on, brother.
24:03Let's do this!
24:11Hurry! The fire's getting closer!
24:13It's getting hot up here!
24:28That creep.
24:30Give him a punch for me!
24:31Whoa, where am I going?
25:01I had such hope for you.
25:21Jagging someone I care about into this was a big mistake.
25:31I'm not a big mistake, I'm not a big mistake.
25:43I'm not a big mistake, I'm not a big mistake.
25:52Mr. Osborne, why?
26:12Surprised?
26:13Yes, I suppose you would be.
26:15But the best surprise is still to come.
26:22Tell Harry, I'm sorry.
26:45I'm sorry, too.
26:49Mary Jane, there's something I have to tell you.
26:52I know, Tiger.
26:58You don't have to say.
27:09Yeah, that's my life.
27:12Complicated.
27:13Looks like you're done now.
27:16Go outside and play.
27:22Go outside and play.
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