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00:00What do you want to be?
00:02Suntalo!
00:03Hey!
00:04Attention!
00:06Arlop!
00:08Arlop!
00:10Arlop!
00:12Why do you want to be suntalo?
00:14I'm going to kill my bakla!
00:20What are you doing?
00:22It's good!
00:24It's good!
00:26My friends!
00:28It's so good!
00:30It's so good!
00:32You want to be specific, literally!
00:36I'm going to eat!
00:38I'm going to eat!
00:40My friend,
00:42what do you want to eat?
00:46I'm eating!
00:48I'm eating!
00:50I'm eating!
00:52You're not eating!
00:54You're not eating!
00:56I'm eating!
00:58Okay, mga nan!
01:00Brian Edward Ungos!
01:02Nash Ali!
01:04Nagbigay ng istang mabibili sa palengke!
01:06And go!
01:08Pinapya!
01:10Angos!
01:12Galunggong!
01:14Buna!
01:16Angban!
01:18Aam!
01:20Pump!
01:22Aaaaaaah!
01:28Isuko ni mo
01:28na ako sa'kin!
01:29Isuko!
01:30Na ako sa'kin!
01:312!
01:323!
01:34Aaaaaah!
01:36Napilato kan!
01:38What's in English, what's up to you?
01:44I'm vinegar, vinegar with you.
01:46Suka, that's it!
01:48What's up to English, what's up to you?
01:54I'm going to ask you two of them,
01:56because you smell me now.
01:58If you're in a living room,
02:00what part of your body is the longest time?
02:03Ako, leeg.
02:04Leeg!
02:05Why leeg?
02:06Kasi yun ang gusto ng girlfriend mo.
02:08Kuya!
02:09May girlfriend siya nagbibiro.
02:10Ang gabi ng girlfriend mo, ha?
02:12Kuya, pangalan po, pangalan.
02:14Noel, Noel.
02:15Tagasaan?
02:16Tagasamar.
02:17Aming tanong sa'yo, Kuya Noel, ha?
02:19Kung maliligo ka,
02:20kasi bagong ligo si Kuya Noel,
02:22anong parte ng katawan mo ang pinakamatagal mong sinasabon?
02:26Sing it!
02:27Sing it!
02:28Bakit po sing it?
02:30Kasi pinapawisan.
02:32Pinapawisan.
02:33Ano ba ang kulay ng iyong sing it, Kuya Noel?
02:36Mapula-pula.
02:37What you say?
02:38Kasama natin, Tekla, isang senador!
02:40Ayan!
02:41Isang senador, mga kaibigan.
02:42Si senador pa to.
02:43Tagalog, i-englishin mo lang.
02:45Ano sa English ang sigaw ng damdamin?
02:49Puso.
02:50English.
02:52Heart.
02:53Sigaw ng damdamin.
02:54Ay!
02:55Shout of feelings!
02:57Shout of feelings!
02:58Ah!
02:59Voice of over!
03:00Voice of over!
03:01Shout for joy!
03:03Shout for joy!
03:04Galing ang mga baby!
03:06Sa tiyan po ng nanay.
03:09Tama!
03:10Hindi naman sa kilikili, di ba?
03:11Oo!
03:13Galing po sa langit.
03:14Kung galing sa langit yung mga babies,
03:16umuulan ng baby.
03:18Pinadala lang po sila.
03:19Pinadala ko!
03:21Oo!
03:22Tama!
03:24Sa tiyan po.
03:25Paano napunta sa tiyan?
03:26Kasawang mga dalawang tao.
03:28Nagkasawa yung dalawang tao.
03:30Tama naman ang kanyang kasaputan doon.
03:31Pwede ba mga kasawa yung tatlong tao?
03:35Sa tiyan ng inay.
03:36Paano napunta doon?
03:37Paano napunta doon?
03:38Nanunigan.
03:39Pinigay ni God.
03:40Sa tiyan po ng mama.
03:41Paano napunta sa tiyan ng mama yung baby?
03:43Kinain po.
03:44Kinain?
03:45Kinain yung baby.
03:46Sino ang nasalarawang ito?
03:48Chakakan!
03:49Chakakan!
03:50Chakakan!
03:51Yan!
03:52Chakakan!
03:53Ang galing mo!
03:54Umanta na.
03:55Anong kanta ni Chakakan?
03:56Anong kanta ni Chakakan?
03:57Chakakan!
03:58Chakakan!
03:59Chakakan!
04:00Mag-break na kayo!
04:01Mag-break na kayo ah!
04:02Chakakan!
04:03Kalog!
04:04Tsikmuraan mga bubay!
04:06Dahil dyan meron kang 50 pesos.
04:08Ayan.
04:09Itong sayo.
04:10Ah!
04:11Ilan buwan na kayo?
04:12Five.
04:13Five months.
04:14Ah, sa five months na yan, ah, did you move her?
04:17Anong did you move?
04:19Kung nag-alaw niya na ba?
04:21Uy, uy, uy!
04:22Kising, kising!
04:23Ang Malaysians ay Malaysia.
04:25Sa Malaysia, saan naman po ang Hindu?
04:28Indonesia!
04:29Ah!
04:30Indonesia!
04:31Indonesia!
04:32Indonesia!
04:33Indonesia!
04:34Indonesia!
04:35Indonesia!
04:36Indonesia!
04:37Indonesia!
04:38Indonesia!
04:39I love you man!
04:40Yo ba yan?
04:41May tunog nga yan eh!
04:42Bakit patunogin mo nga ikaw nga?
04:43Nge-kick, nge-kick!
04:44Nge-kick, nge-kick!
04:45Magbigay ng city sa Metro Manila!
04:50Nang city sa Metro Manila!
04:53Quezon City!
04:54Quezon City!
04:55Manila!
04:56Dovalichos!
04:57Parang niya!
04:58Ay!
04:59Mali!
05:00One!
05:01Two!
05:02Three!
05:03Go!
05:04Harbor Minina!
05:0530 sa LT!
05:07Transportation!
05:08Transportation!
05:09Anong ibig sabihin ng murder T sa LRT?
05:13Letter T?
05:14Transportation!
05:15Transportation!
05:16Toda!
05:18Toda!
05:19LRT.
05:20Ano lang? Transportation toda?
05:22Anong ibig sabihin ng letter T sa LRT?
05:25Transportation!
05:26Anong ibig sabihin ng T sa LRT?
05:30F**k!
05:31Ha?
05:31Ha?
05:32So, wait, wait.
05:33I don't know.
05:34Transportation.
05:35Oh.
05:36Ay, matalino.
05:37What a lot of people are here.
05:38Ayan.
05:40Ha?
05:41Ilan taong ka na?
05:42Twenty-six.
05:43O, kayo lang kayo makakita na first on national TV,
05:46Paano umungol ang tomboy?
05:48Ayan ha?
05:54Ipakita mo.
05:55Ang dami na lulot sa'yo.
05:56Okay.
05:57One, two, three, go.
06:01Ano sa English ang mamatay ka sa inggit?
06:04Perfect luck.
06:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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