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​ @MegaMetrx
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00:00all right yeah oh my computer froze um i think i'm out of the map yeah you're dead anyways
00:20i'm not gonna die
00:22wow i'm surviving this all help surviving the zone it's actually not even damaging me
00:43yeah we'll see if scoutmaster shows up
00:52oh i can see it see what do you not see the fog coming for me oh
01:04it's like right here i think yeah it's about to get me
01:11i'm now in the fog you are the fog
01:14it's freezing me
01:27why don't you just go out like a real man come on
01:31this will take actually out of the map can you find like vines the thorny ones to jump into
01:38i hit some of those when i fell
01:49you are pathetic
01:50all right i was full health and had extra energy go yourself
01:59yeah just can you jump off off the map or is there a wall i can't go any further than this
02:07is that a poison thing in front of you
02:24yeah but you know how i said there's a wall can you break it
02:33can you throw something at the puff
02:34do you see anything your backpack you could throw the backpack itself what backpack it was behind you
02:43i can't see anything because of the fog
02:46it was over here i know it was
02:51by the time you find it you'll be dead which will be good it's what you deserve
02:56you're the one who died
02:58spectacularly i came down to save you
03:01i didn't you should have said you you were going to before i force gave up
03:05that was a far fall dude you leave no man behind i didn't know you had balloons still
03:13that was insane
03:16i think it's goodbye brother yeah that's what you deserve
03:22right game can you kill him faster
03:26finally
03:28jesus christ i want to see you just shoot down
03:42yeah it was uh that's rough
03:47i made it to 379. dude you plummeted fast so bad
03:56another one are you done
03:58oh wow we're back guys
04:14did you get
04:15i'll take that as a yes you got a new heart
04:22oh i said you put it on
04:29i think we did okay for our first climb
04:31where are you at
04:49hey dipshit
04:59i've seen that they can you can actually glitch yourself out of this map using that same one
05:20wait
05:24you're a fish
05:27but uh what what they do is they climb this
05:33where did you climb that then you play dead off of it and you bounce off of the people that are waiting at the bottom and you fly through these open windows in the top
05:47we could it's insane
05:53okay what do you want to do now do you want to try it again if we do there probably won't be anthem it's up to you though
06:01i kind of figured we know we could still we could still play anthem
06:05this is good
06:14it was like you were side-eyeing me too
06:16it's just wearing the same dress as me stream elements is also like oh you're streaming this
06:26which usually only happens at the beginning of the stream so hopefully it didn't restart
06:30oh
06:35oh my butthole what happened on that plane
06:42i saw what you picked up
06:43it's for the people
06:47it's for our fallen brethren
06:51don't do it
07:00you disrespect their deaths
07:02you bloody bitch
07:10fine
07:18you happy now
07:24you are just a
07:28you can have the backpacks this time
07:29i hate the back
07:32all right we got a med kit and some snacks
07:36do we have a fire to cook these on
07:49and yes you can cook the first aid kit
07:54what does it do
07:56it just usually gives you extra like the stamina and stuff
07:59at the bottom
08:01coconuts too if you get coconuts you cook them it's way better
08:07there's coconuts in these trees by us
08:09okay
08:11but we ain't got time for that
08:16i mean i think we did pretty well
08:18i think so too
08:20and you know the maps are
08:21randomly generated right we got a med kit
08:29you're just so stupid
08:32you're so stupid
08:34dude it bounced off your head so high
08:38i hope you lost it
08:39i hope you lost it
08:40i was talking about
08:41but yeah uh
08:43where are you going
08:45i had to get an apple i was hungry already
08:48but yeah the maps the maps will be different by the time we wake up
08:52it's cool
08:54it's cool
08:54yep
09:06it's cool
09:08yep
09:18where'd you go to the left okay of these rocks the weird pillar rocks
09:33after this i can't wait to just make some ramen and have sex with it dude
09:46it just sounds so good doesn't it kind of does
09:51what am i hearing
09:58making sure that's in-game and not you weren't playing any drums or shit
10:16oh no it wore off already shit oh so you drank an energy drink to get up here
10:27what what where you at great no you could easily get up here
10:33no where are you i don't think i needed it
10:39but you drank one right yeah just because i didn't want i'm full
10:45i can't get up here
10:48hmm that's why i think you can get an energy drink
10:59here ready
11:03eat this
11:06you're not you when you're hungry tell me if it gives you the extra bar
11:12yep get your ass up here
11:19fucking barely
11:30yeah but you hear that
11:36the night bugs
11:43is this a lip right here
11:47it looks like a lip this is good this is good right here
11:51yep i didn't eat anything i swear
11:56as long as it's not my marshmallow or something else for my backpack
12:00then we good
12:04there's two yellow crisp berries
12:07were they good
12:08oh they give me extra energy at the bottom
12:11really
12:13both of them
12:27hmm
12:29hey hey hey
12:39hi iris
12:42she's so good at getting on the bed now
12:48uh uh
12:57that is such a like
12:59uh
13:00it just
13:01the grab is insane
13:04it kind of is yeah
13:07you could have stopped right here
13:10i didn't see that
13:12just like you didn't see me that one time
13:15hot
13:16yeah
13:17i seen you fell
13:18shut the fuck up
13:19shut the fuck up
13:39wow you are so strong
13:41it's the blue blood
13:42it's the blue blood
13:49i don't think we're going a good way
13:51i don't know how people can stream for like so so long you know what i mean
14:04right
14:14is there anything over there that's good
14:18there's two suitcases
14:19there's two suitcases
14:20i meant the path
14:21i don't give a shit about your treasure
14:27banish this drink
14:29rope pittin'
14:31piton
14:34piton
14:37how about you start putting stuff in your backpack
14:39i hate that backpack
14:40that way i don't have a full inventory
14:54you can carry stuff too
14:58cause you were just gonna leave these
15:12i didn't see those
15:14i said there was two
15:15yeah i didn't pay attention
15:20that's on me
15:21not because i'm looking around or not interacting
15:24i just don't
15:28but honestly i do have a cat bothering me right now
15:34the bandito
15:37um
15:39it's not the way
15:44go back to the right
15:45you think
15:46i would say so
15:48oh this is not good
15:54oh
15:58what
16:01nothing i just seen where you fell
16:04that hurt my legs
16:07i have a heart
16:10fuck
16:13why am i so hungry now
16:16you really should be able to
16:18get stuff out of the book bag without dropping it
16:20yeah
16:37oh okay
16:41where'd you go
16:43i went down to the other side
16:51a sports drink
16:53only gives you the lightning bar
16:55oh
16:57so i'm wondering if you cook it
16:58it might give you more
17:00or another effect
17:02like maybe it would also cure hunger if it was cooked
17:05okay
17:09i don't know dude i'm pretty fucking hungry
17:12two minutes
17:14no right here
17:16do you want one?
17:17no
17:19i ate two i'm fine
17:21for now
17:24i ate three i hope i'm not fine
17:28see ya
17:30i hate fucking grabbing and climbing
17:33i know
17:35i feel like
17:37once we get better though we'll be good at it
17:38and it won't be
17:40annoying
17:41i'm gonna need a hand
17:43i use a lot of my
17:45thank you
17:51there goes my hero
17:57could you tell i believed in you
18:00that looks like a lip
18:01did you
18:02did you like how i did that?
18:04yeah
18:06there was no way you were making that
18:08is this a lip?
18:10it sure seems like i could stand
18:12give me a second i got no stam
18:16but i made it
18:17just push your head on everything
18:30i live here
18:34and you can stand i think right here
18:36yeah
18:38you just gotta keep walking
18:41it's jank as fuck
18:43jank as fuck
18:47alright
18:48screw it
18:54so is the game a little funner than you expected?
18:57a bit
19:01it's
19:03i think gonna be a better game if we have more people
19:05for the sheer stupidity
19:08i think people also did the mod
19:13the mod like a
19:15lethal company where you get more people
19:18i think kyle had like 20 people
19:21jesus
19:23alright
19:27i did not grab there
19:31do we have rope or just that pycon
19:34the what?
19:37pyton or whatever it's called
19:39no no no
19:40what'd you say before?
19:42pycon the greatest warrior in all of the world
19:45stick your stupid hand out
19:49i had to use my extra bar
19:51be grateful
19:53i had to a little bit as well
19:55mine's all gone
19:59so you didn't want to go to the left?
20:00do you want to go to the left?
20:02i didn't want to
20:04not struggle
20:06it was right there
20:07it was right there
20:30that was a weird area
20:40that was a weird area
20:56wow
20:58what?
21:01i'm over here on hard difficulty
21:03and you just recruit
21:07yeah
21:12i gotta crack my pinky
21:14i
21:16i ain't jumping the way i want to jump
21:27take my hand
21:28take my hand
21:29you got the trombone
21:30take my hand
21:31i see the smoke
21:32i feel like we did worse this time
21:37i mean like it took us longer
21:41but i don't know
21:43i feel like we did worse this time
21:45i mean like it took us longer
21:47but i don't know
21:49i don't know
21:51i feel like we did worse this time
21:53i mean like it took us longer
21:56but i don't know
21:57i don't know
22:19you know
22:20come here
22:21i forgot about this
22:22because i'm a retard
22:25touch the statue
22:27what?
22:33touch the statue
22:34there you go
22:38there you go
22:40anti-rope cannon?
22:43yup
22:44i have no space
22:46ok
22:48we got a rope cannon
22:49and trail mix
22:50i'm eating the trail mix
22:52wait
22:53there
22:59there
23:00i got an achievement
23:01for getting a
23:02mystical item
23:10if you got food or first aid
23:12cook it
23:14ok
23:23we didn't get
23:33was that the only marshmallow?
23:39yeah
23:42i don't believe you
23:45there
23:46that's the only marshmallow
23:48piece of shit
23:50guys are hunker
23:51it's
23:52it's gone
23:53i just ate trail mix
23:54i cooked it
23:55so i got the buff
23:57ok
23:58well here's your
23:59cooked marshmallow
24:00it's gonna be in your bag
24:01ok
24:02now the anti-rope
24:03it
24:04is anti-gravity
24:05that's what anti-rope is
24:07hmm
24:08so it floats up
24:12i think
24:14fuck
24:21oh
24:22oh
24:26oh no
24:27ok
24:28look we back
24:29we gonna lose this time
24:35that statue is also how you revive people
24:38if you do it
24:40and people are dead
24:41you don't get an item
24:42so
24:43i've got a portable stove
24:57ah yes
24:58you can cook anything
25:00cook everything i mean
25:01i do wish the ping was better
25:12you are right about that
25:21are you making it?
25:22making it
25:24ok
25:43little bandit
25:44i can't have your bullshit right now
25:46that way it looks pretty difficult
25:48i ate a green kingberry
25:58it poisoned me
26:04what are you doing?
26:05the other way it looks way
26:07did it though?
26:12this seems like an opening right here
26:19look at you
26:20look at you
26:21you fake little scout master
26:24i don't even share my thick menses with you
26:31anything thick about you
26:32are your ankles sir
26:34oh yeah
26:36are they showing?
26:38no
26:41fuck
26:42the plant
26:48i don't even care
26:49watch this shit
27:01do you remember which anime character
27:03was famous for her?
27:04thick ankles?
27:05her cankles?
27:07oh god no
27:09what?
27:10i think her name was Susie
27:11what was the guy's name?
27:18was it like Kato?
27:21sounds familiar
27:23mhm
27:27i need your
27:28ok
27:31let's just say Kato
27:32um
27:33he bought a lot of fish
27:34fish
27:40do you know the anime now?
27:42no
27:44it was a special type of
27:48tuna
27:50oh
27:52yeah
27:53remember the girl that had
27:54cankles?
27:56i guess
27:59was your way not the way?
28:01no
28:02wait wait
28:07don't take the finest stuff
28:09what are you talking about?
28:15i need your fucking hand
28:17i need your fucking hand
28:20i have no special bar now
28:21i have no special bar now
28:33looks usable
28:39do first aids
28:41cure poison?
28:45the rope takes stamina
28:46you
28:48you
28:50boop
28:52hand
28:55i
28:56tried
28:59are you good?
29:01good and dead
29:03are you dead?
29:04yeah
29:06i'm out
29:10i'm coming
29:14goodbye
29:16you just healed yourself
29:29you know that
29:30shush
29:32alright
29:33how do i put you down?
29:354
29:39how do i
29:41how do i heal you?
29:43is it right click?
29:46seems like it
29:50oh
29:53how you feeling champ?
29:55betrayed
29:57what do you mean?
29:58this is mine
29:59wait
30:01yeah that's mine
30:05what do you mean betrayed?
30:06what do you mean betrayed?
30:07fuck
30:10i tried to get to you
30:14hmm
30:15yeah that other way looks way easier
30:28alright then go the other way and i'll follow where the fuck is it? huh?
30:45i was talking about the other way earlier before i plummeted
30:49sounds like a skill issue
30:54you plummeted
30:56i
30:58chose to come back down
31:00hmm
31:02hmm
31:04hmm
31:06you fucking bitch
31:08let's go
31:09i don't know how to use the anti rope either
31:14like the
31:15i don't know if i shoot it low and it goes up or if i shoot
31:18i don't
31:19i don't know
31:26boy your backpack is stacked
31:29you are an ass
31:31this
31:47yeah they poison you but also uh
31:50your hunger so
31:51so
32:03yeah which way?
32:04where are we going?
32:17yeah?
32:18what about up there?
32:20what about up there?
32:21i don't know
32:47what?
32:51i see a bi
32:52i don't know if that's evil or not
33:02i'm guessing so
33:06how does my hair go up?
33:12doable?
33:14until that rain started
33:17i should be fine
33:20i should be fine because i got a head start
33:23oh
33:25no i was
33:27i grabbed you
33:29are you dead?
33:31no
33:33i grabbed you
33:35did you see that?
33:36you didn't grab me enough
33:38i didn't grab hard enough
33:40not with enough love
33:49i guess i just gotta go this way instead
34:02where are you at?
34:04i'm fucking far below you
34:06oh yeah
34:14it's fucking
34:16climbing so good
34:22we just need
34:23we just need practice
34:24i see you
34:36i feel like a feeling
34:37i can't feel you
34:39i'm just like you know you're in the middle
34:41and i'm still not
34:42never gonna go into the hotel
34:44i can't get to my home
34:46i'm still not gonna go into the hotel
34:48yeah
34:50yeah
34:52yeah
34:54yeah
34:56yeah
34:57yeah
34:59yeah
35:00yeah
35:01yeah
35:02yeah
35:03Are you going up that way then?
35:18I don't fucking know.
35:21Well, that's what the rope does.
35:36I'm glad you said you shot it.
35:42It was a test.
35:45It does just go up.
35:48No.
35:51So you...
35:52Oh, fucking goddammit.
36:07Oh!
36:08Oh!
36:09Oh!
36:10Oh!
36:11Oh!
36:12Oh!
36:13Oh!
36:14Oh!
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36:30Oh!
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh!
36:33Oh!
36:34Oh!
36:35Oh!
36:36Hi!
36:37Oh!
36:38Oh!
36:39Oh!
36:40Oh!
36:41don't look at my stats please
36:53the game was too easy
36:58what happened to you
37:11I have no stamina dude
37:23did you die like instantly what
37:27oh I fucking plummeted
37:33need bandages
37:43that's not what I meant to do
37:45that is the opposite
37:51what
38:03this fucking game
38:21this reminds me of egg
38:24egg is worse
38:27I'm not so sure
38:30did you get a new hat
38:39no
38:40how about this one
38:47do I look cute
39:00so I take it you're done then
39:03yeah
39:04I'm not so sure
39:24so
39:26You can emote when you play dead.
39:46Nice.
39:47How does this look?
39:54Uh, like you're swimming.
39:57That was the dance emote.
40:03Ewww.
40:05Yeah.
40:10You don't even move, what?
40:24That's lame.
40:27Oh god.
40:32Alright, I'm exiting.
40:34Dude, play dead and jump on it.
40:39That's disorienting.
40:45Wow.
40:46Dude, look how far you flew from it.
40:48That's weird as fuck.
40:52Now watch it from my end.
40:54Or your end, sorry.
40:59That seems like the fastest mode of travel.
41:02Why do we not do that in-game?
41:04Dude.
41:05We're trying for the long jump in the airport.
41:11I didn't say you were good to exit.
41:12Dude.
41:13We're so far doing that.
41:14Yeah, nine hours.
41:15There'll be a new map.
41:17Okay, sweet.
41:18Pretty neat.
41:19Yeah.
41:20Yeah.
41:21Pretty rage inducing.
41:22I don't think it was too bad.
41:23Not too bad, but...
41:25Steelhunters wasn't bad.
41:26Steelhunters wasn't bad.
41:28Definitely.
41:29different.
41:30Yeah, it's sad.
41:31It's ending.
41:32Mhm.
41:33Yeah, it's sad.
41:34It's ending.
41:35Mhm.
41:36Yeah.
41:37Yeah.
41:38Yeah.
41:39Yeah.
41:40Yeah.
41:41Yeah.
41:42Yeah.
41:43Pretty rage inducing.
41:44I don't think it was too bad.
41:46Not too bad, but...
41:48Steelhunters wasn't bad.
41:53Definitely different.
41:54Yeah.
41:55It's sad.
41:56It's ending.
41:57Mhm.
41:58It had potential.
41:59Yeah, it was a decent concept, I think.
42:03Yep.
42:04So you're done gaming, right?
42:07Yeah, I do work.
42:09Just making sure.
42:102.30 to 8.30.
42:11It's like an industry.
42:12Yeah.
42:13Yeah.
42:14If any bots are in there, you know...
42:18Adios, amigos.
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