Craig Carton Reveals His Bold Predictions for the 2025 NFL Season

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00:00All right, let's get to my NFL predictions.

00:03Now, the way we do predictions here at the Craig Carton Show,

00:07it's not like everybody else.

00:08I'm not going to bore you with,

00:10I think the Baltimore Ravens are going to win the North.

00:12We're not doing that.

00:13I think the Eagles are going to win the East.

00:14No, we're going to give you predictions that matter.

00:17All right, predictions that you can hold on to

00:19and talk to your buddies when you get to work later today.

00:22So prediction number one, in Cleveland,

00:24old man Joe Flacco is going to get hurt at some point this year,

00:29and he's going to be replaced by Dylan Gabriel,

00:32who is number two on the depth chart.

00:34Shadir Sanders is number three.

00:36Within 24 hours of Dylan Gabriel being announced as the starter,

00:41some woke race-baiting announcer, I don't know,

00:44like Ryan Clark, is going to go on television

00:46and complain that Shadir Sanders should be the starting quarterback

00:51in Cleveland and not Dylan Gabriel.

00:55There you go, Ryan.

00:56Oh, no, stop the cat.

00:57That's a lock.

00:57That's not going to happen.

00:58Not Ryan Clark.

00:59It's not going to happen.

01:00That's all Ryan Clark does.

01:01That is a lock.

01:02That is not a lock.

01:03How come Dylan Gabriel is starting?

01:05The Browns must be racist.

01:07By the way, speaking of the Sanders,

01:10as soon as Flacco gets hurt or the Browns lose three of their first three games

01:15and they're again playing for the number one pick in the draft,

01:19Diaz probably going to come out and start floating the idea of,

01:22maybe I will go to the NFL.

01:24That is a guaranteed prediction number one.

01:26I like that one better.

01:27All right.

01:28Prediction number two.

01:29Joe Burrow, arguably the best quarterback in football.

01:32Joe Burrow is going to lead the league in every passing category,

01:36despite the Bengals going winless into the month of October.

01:43Joe will then, for the first time in his career, demand a trade,

01:46and Cincinnati is going to say to him,

01:49they will honor his trade request by putting him in the Bengal Hall of Fame

01:55or their version of it, which is called the Ring of Honor.

01:58But with one caveat, he has to buy his own tickets at his own hotel room,

02:03just like my former radio partner, Boomer Esiason.

02:06And it'll look at something like this.

02:07If you guys have that, there you go.

02:08I mean, in the case of Burrow, he could afford it.

02:12Yeah, they could both afford it.

02:13Me and the guy is crying poverty.

02:15I can tell you that right now.

02:17That's Bengals football for you, the cheapest organization in the NFL.

02:21All right.

02:21Prediction number three.

02:23Commissioner of the NFL, Roger Goodell,

02:25will be caught on a private webcam on his knees,

02:30praying to a statue of Taylor Swift.

02:33Swift, that's right.

02:36He will then deny it and claim that the NFL hates country music

02:40and sadly, Lil Wayne, and he was just trying to find a lost contact lens.

02:44But the damage will be done when you see that picture right there of Roger Goodell.

02:50Which brings me to number four.

02:52Prediction number four.

02:53One of the most highly anticipated moments of the entire NFL season

02:58actually happens week one,

02:59where the Pittsburgh Steelers play my beloved New York Jets,

03:02and they do that, of course, with Aaron Rodgers as their quarterback.

03:07Aaron Rodgers is going to struggle in Pittsburgh,

03:09and he's going to do the unthinkable.

03:12He's going to come out of the press conference and say publicly,

03:15it's either me or Tomlin.

03:18One of us has to go.

03:20We both can't stay.

03:22And that will be the last press conference Aaron Rodgers ever has

03:25as an active member of the NFL.

03:28Wow.

03:28Yeah.

03:29I like that one.

03:30I like that one.

03:31That's a time for another one or no?

03:33Yeah, you got time.

03:34I got time for another one.

03:36All right, fine.

03:36Another one.

03:37All right.

03:38Prediction number five for you.

03:40You may have heard that a number of NFL teams decided that this was the year

03:43to premiere male cheerleaders.

03:45Like they're having college all over the place.

03:47All good.

03:47All over college.

03:48I got it.

03:49I get it.

03:50Some guys like to do that kind of thing.

03:52I'm not among them, but whatever, whatever toots your horn, I suppose.

03:55But let me just keep it real.

03:58It's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

04:00They do it in college.

04:00The last bastion of American manhood is an NFL or college football game.

04:08And I do respect the fact that some guys just like pom-poms.

04:13Whatever makes you happy.

04:14Uh-huh.

04:15I'm good with that.

04:16Yeah.

04:17But the NFL and college football doesn't have to play into it and put them on the sideline.

04:23They don't.

04:23And anyone says it's great.

04:25It's awesome.

04:26Let's encourage it.

04:28Let's embrace it.

04:29You're lying.

04:30Everyone knows you're lying.

04:31That being said, my final prediction is one of those male cheerleaders is probably going

04:37to get pregnant.

04:39What?

04:40What?

04:41They're going to.

04:41What's happening?

04:42Yeah.

04:42They're going to scrap.

04:44They're going to have to scrap the entire idea.

04:46Where are we going?

04:47All right.

04:47More predictions coming up.

04:49More football coming up.

04:51You could have put one.

04:53You got any real ones in there?

04:55No real ones?

04:57All right.

04:57I mean, come on.

04:58I'll give you a quick real one.

04:59Yeah.

05:00The Kansas City Chiefs do not make the Super Bowl.

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