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Celebs Go Dating S14E15 (2025)
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00:01Previously on Celebs Go Dating
00:03Hey, where are you?
00:04Cheers to our first group date
00:06Some of our sexy celebs went on a romantic getaway
00:10You're here to date some new folks
00:12How many girls are coming?
00:13Four
00:14Hallelujah
00:15Where it was date-mongous
00:17Oh my God, I caught something!
00:19Oh my God!
00:20Oh my hair!
00:21And while some relationships bloomed
00:24Do you see your future amazing yet?
00:26I do, actually, yeah
00:27That's how you feel now, wait till you get me in the bedroom, love
00:30Liv and Louis was doomed
00:32I just can't give you what you need
00:34Oh God!
00:35And it wasn't just poor Liv that Louis upset
00:38Yeah, I might have to show how it's done a little bit
00:41I'm taking a go
00:42After ditching his own date, Alana
00:44For a chat with Sam's date, Mahan
00:46We will be back in a minute
00:48It won't be long, trust
00:49The Chelsea boy pulled his very own disappearing act
00:53I've had a bad day
00:54This is a disaster
00:57Where's he gone? Somebody dust for Prince
01:00Welcome to Celebsco Dating
01:13Where I hope you're hungry as it's brunch time, bitches
01:16Yummy!
01:17But before we feast on our famous faces feedback
01:20Hey, my love
01:21Don't you look chic?
01:23It's business as normal at the agency
01:25Yeah
01:26That outfit, Paul
01:29And those trousers are far from normal, Paul
01:31I think there's been a mix-up at the Taylors
01:33Hey!
01:34Wow!
01:35You've done it too!
01:36And now Williamson
01:37Can I just say something real quick?
01:39Yeah
01:40Boobs!
01:41Yeah!
01:42Come on, Dr T, let's keep this professional
01:45Well, no wonder you're all so chic
01:47It's the third and final brunch
01:49I think this marks the beginning of the final furlong
01:52Oh, for sure
01:53Well, at this brunch we have three of our celebs that are doing really well
01:57That's John, Carrie, and Mark
01:59And the rest of them, well, who on earth knows what's going on with them?
02:03Some of them are struggling, let's be real
02:06The Liv-Louie thing, I guess today, we'll maybe get some clarity around that
02:12The last time I saw Liv, she decided to end things with Louie
02:16It's going to be interesting to see if she's taken her own advice and followed through
02:20Curious to see how Sam's gonna show up
02:22Or even if he's gonna show up, posh bottle job
02:25Because he's had a little bit of a rough ride in brunches
02:28But the away trip, he did have his double date with Louie
02:31So I think we're all quite intrigued to see how that's gone down
02:34Spoiler alert, like a bucket of hot cat sick adubs
02:37I mean, I would have paid to be fly on the wall there
02:41Yeah
02:42Hang on, you were there
02:43Snuck off to some late night sex rave, no doubt
02:45That explains the trousers
02:46Come on, we have to go, we have to go, we have to go
02:48We gotta go, we gotta go
02:49Yeah, get your skates on you lot
02:52Because our very own pop power couple are already glammed up and slow-mo walking into the lion's den
02:58It's S Club Jon and Kezza
03:01Here we are again love
03:02Come on Kezza
03:03You all right in them shoes?
03:04Yeah
03:05Can you take one of them?
03:06Well, it's free love
03:08Someone check her handbag for bagels before she leaves please
03:11Where?
03:12Oh, I thought I could hear the clippity clop of a couple more show ponies arriving
03:19And rocking bin bag chic, it's Liv and Donna
03:22It's like we never left
03:23I know
03:24Oh!
03:25Oh!
03:26Hi there!
03:27Oh!
03:28Oh look at the sexy mamma's walking though
03:31You all right sweetheart?
03:32Hello
03:33Hello
03:34I've seen you for ages
03:35You look gorgeous
03:36Thanks but you look incredible
03:37Thank you
03:38Oh my god, ladies
03:39What has been going on?
03:41Well I haven't seen you guys since the last brunch
03:43He wasn't with us
03:44I didn't come on any way to him
03:45Oh yeah
03:46How was it?
03:47The best time of my life
03:49Oh, the fizzes kicked in
03:51Me and Louis dirted things off completely
03:54Well now you can concentrate on other stuff
03:56Fully concentrate
03:57As I should have done
03:58Exactly, yeah
03:59I actually feel relieved now that me and Louis are not a thing anymore
04:02I just really hope it's not awkward between us
04:05Time to find out because like my bum-o after an extra hot nan knows
04:09His ears must be burning
04:11Take the body move
04:12You got to let the body grow
04:14Here he is, it's Gooey Louis
04:16Hello
04:17Hey
04:18There he is
04:19Hello
04:20He's a missile of a lover man himself
04:22Right, you're coming in hot here, mate
04:24So play it cool
04:25How are you doing?
04:26Ooh
04:27Smooth
04:28Here he is, me little lad
04:32How are we diddling?
04:34Shouldn't it be who you're diddling?
04:36Right, Louis
04:37How are we doing?
04:38Are you okay?
04:39How are you all showing coy?
04:40Why are you all showing?
04:41Hi Miss
04:42You alright?
04:43Did he just call her Miss?
04:44Stop being a weirdo
04:45Stop being, yeah stop it
04:46Stop making it awkward
04:47You're talking to a bloke who tells anyone who will listen that he calls his dick Big Ben
04:51This is so awkward
04:59I thought me and Liv have moved on from this but no one's talking
05:03Someone say something, please
05:05Please
05:06Yeah this all seems a bit weird
05:09So anyway, let me tell you about my vagina
05:13Oh that's better, normal service has resumed people
05:16And speaking of giant growlers, look who's next to arrive
05:20Well now, don't you tell me to smile
05:23You stick around, I'll make you put your wife
05:25It's the one and only Beastie Boy himself
05:28And rumour has it, he's been working on his chat up lines
05:31Oh I love a bit of cheese
05:32Mmm, keep working on it big guy
05:34Oh, here's my handsome devil
05:38Oh what have I done to deserve this
05:40Must have been pretty bad whatever it was
05:42We've missed you, we've got so much ketchup on
05:44I know
05:45Let me just do this tequila shot really quickly
05:47Okay, cheers to brunch
05:49And to new friendships that are going to last longer and forever
05:53Well, at least until everyone else gets here
05:55Cheers
05:56Oh yeah, cheers
05:57Go
05:58Mmm
05:59Which is right about now
06:01Because here are our first set of dateies
06:04Hello, Rom
06:05Hello
06:08How you been, alright?
06:09I'm good, thank you, how are you?
06:10You look stunning
06:11Hello
06:12Hello
06:13Long time no see
06:14Yeah, are both your dudes here?
06:15No, it's just scales
06:17How are you doing?
06:18What are you thinking?
06:21Things got off to a good start with Kells and Liv on the away trip
06:25I like it after
06:26Thank you
06:27However, on their second date things got a little snappy
06:30Doing a photo of me?
06:32What are you doing?
06:33Look at me
06:34Leaving things less couple selfie, more paparazzi in the bush
06:39I'm actually really nervous now
06:41Oh no
06:42Don't worry Liv, we've banned all photography
06:44Mwah
06:47How are you?
06:48I'm good
06:49Nice to see you look beautiful
06:50Alright darling
06:51You alright?
06:52Got to say lovely outfit
06:54Thank you
06:55So one drawback of being this tall
06:56I'm trying very hard not to stare down you tall
06:59Imagine if she had a slice of Edam down there
07:02We're missing someone here
07:03Where is Sam?
07:04Where's Prince?
07:05Where is Sam?
07:06Why the fuck is the lady's here?
07:07I know Sam
07:08Oh my god they're right
07:10Where the hell is he?
07:11I'm just messing
07:12He's in a cab on the King's Road
07:14Get a move on Sam
07:16It's the final brunch
07:17And I normally look forward to brunches
07:19I'm not looking forward to this brunch
07:21As I feel like I probably should wear a crash helmet after my behaviour in Kent
07:25But then you would have helmet hair and bed hair
07:28So I'm going to see Mahan, Louis and Lana again
07:30Obviously last time we were together I completely
07:32Stropped off?
07:33Went home
07:34So it's going to be interesting
07:36I was keen to get to know Mahan
07:37And I feel like
07:38Have I ruined everything?
07:40Because my behaviour was
07:41I mean
07:42It just looks like I ran off
07:44Like a toddler with no more pond bears
07:46I'm running a little bit late too
07:47Which is not ideal
07:49But I can't imagine the reception is going to be too warming
07:53Don't worry Sam
07:55Brunches are usually very easy going affairs
07:57You've got nothing to worry about
07:59Yeah right
08:01Back at the brunch
08:02Liv's looking anything but comfortable
08:04Feeling Paolo and Kerry in on her date with Snappy Snaps
08:07So it kills
08:08What did you do?
08:09We went for dinner
08:11Yeah
08:12It's cute
08:13We brought me some flowers
08:14Oh I did
08:15Oh yeah I brought flowers
08:16Did you tell him to do that?
08:18I didn't actually
08:19He's obviously just took a leaf out of my butt
08:20But I think he's a good guy you know
08:22Are you shy?
08:25Shy?
08:26Yeah
08:27For someone who likes to communicate
08:28You don't really say much
08:29Really?
08:30Mmm
08:31What do you mean?
08:32I feel like he's saying more about me than you are
08:34She ate your marketing department big guy
08:40Oh dear
08:41Got any more vagina anecdotes Kerry?
08:43No?
08:44Okay well just when you think this can't get any more awkward
08:46Here comes Sam
08:48Oh look the prince entering the prince
08:52He would if he could
08:55Oh my god he's here
08:57Hi
08:58Alright mate this ain't a Saturday night game show
09:00Sorry bro
09:01Yeah
09:02Good to see you there
09:03Yeah you left me by myself
09:04I appreciate Sam apologising but
09:06It ain't actually me who you've got to apologise to
09:09Hi
09:10Oh my baby
09:11Hi
09:12I'm gonna come next to you
09:13Is she stuck?
09:14Put him down Keza
09:15Bike a rose between two thoughts
09:18Could be worse
09:19Yeah the rose could just piss off in a huff
09:21Well your date didn't go well the other day
09:23Huh?
09:24You heard her princey
09:25Spill the darjeeling
09:26I basically
09:27Are you really excited?
09:28I just left
09:29That's exactly what I thought Liv
09:31I was just not myself
09:33Oh you weren't in there
09:34And I felt I wasn't in it
09:35Right
09:36And I was like trying to be in it
09:37And I couldn't match Louie's energy
09:38And I was just dealing with a lot
09:40Just left
09:41I know and that's what I mean
09:42I'm not rude
09:43I just wasn't in it
09:44Brunches for me don't tend to go well
09:46And I feel like this could be the worst brunch I go to
09:49I feel like I have a lot of explaining to do
09:51And I especially need to say sorry to Mahan
09:53I'm hoping she gives me another chance
09:56Hold that thought Sam
09:58Cause someone's left a top totty tap on
10:00And it's dripping dateies
10:02Someone just clapping down the stairs
10:05Oh no people
10:06Oh here we go
10:07Who's this now?
10:08A tidal wave of aux
10:09I hope you got your snorkels
10:10Hi
10:11Hattie hey
10:12Hello
10:13Good to see you again
10:14How are you?
10:15Good to see you I'm good
10:16Do I have to get up and say hello?
10:17Charming
10:18Hello lovely
10:19How are you?
10:20Good thanks how are you?
10:21You look nice
10:22I didn't expect you all walking in
10:24It's only throwing me off
10:25What?
10:26Well that's everyone here
10:27So shall we get on with it?
10:28Oh wait hang on
10:29There is one more datey isn't there Sam?
10:31I love how you let me down
10:35Bringing an extra large helping of
10:37Where the fuck did you go for Sam?
10:39It's Mahan
10:40Hello
10:41Hi
10:42How are you doing? You alright?
10:43I'm good how are you?
10:45His bum squeaking louder than a frog in wet flip flops
10:48Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating where the moment has come for Sam to talk his way out of the doghouse after walking out on his date with Mahan
11:05Can you feel for your drink?
11:06Yes please
11:07Shhh shhh
11:08Everyone shh everyone shh shhh
11:09Everyone shh shh everyone shh
11:10Um
11:15I have a big apology
11:22I've never walked out a date
11:24So you just you chose me to do it cause obviously I came down and I was really upset
11:29It just hasn't painted a great picture of you.
11:33I'm sorry.
11:34I mean, you could have waited and said bye,
11:36and I would have understood.
11:37You left the girls at a table of four on her own.
11:40I promise you I'm super sorry.
11:42Mahan is so frosty with me.
11:44I really hope we can make amends from this.
11:46Well, you've got word to do, Princey.
11:49So if Sam's groveling on pause,
11:51Mahan's heading over to speak to Louis.
11:54This is how it all started in the first place.
11:56Come on.
11:57Hello, miss.
11:57How you doing?
11:59Good.
12:01How's it going with you?
12:03I'm great.
12:04Chilling.
12:06How you feeling?
12:08I don't know.
12:09I mean, Sam apologised.
12:12So I'm still a bit upset, though.
12:17I don't know.
12:18Even though he apologised.
12:21It's natural, no?
12:24I think anyone would be a little bit upset.
12:26I was into Mahan on the away trip,
12:29although I'm not feeling it as much right now.
12:32She's clearly still into Sam,
12:33and I am not trying to get involved in that.
12:36Give it a couple of minutes.
12:37So what have you been up to?
12:38I hate small talk, Bowling.
12:41Don't worry, Louis.
12:41The time for talk is over,
12:43because we're getting this brunch of cooking.
12:45And here come our lecturers of love,
12:48the educators of eroticism,
12:50and the supervisors of shagging.
12:53It's the agents.
12:54Nice of them to turn up eventually.
12:57Uh-oh.
12:57Here we go.
12:58Shit's going to hit the fan.
12:59You bet your atomic kit and caboodle, Keza.
13:02Oh, here they come.
13:03It's the hanging judges.
13:05Hi!
13:08Yay!
13:09Hey, welcome, everybody,
13:11to another of what we call an infamous brunch.
13:14Today is where shit gets real.
13:18We are talking proper,
13:20hardcore,
13:21transparent feedback.
13:23There is nowhere to run,
13:25and there is certainly nowhere to hide.
13:27Sam's already scoped out the fire exits, eh, Dubbs?
13:29Let's do brunch.
13:31And any last-minute nervous poos?
13:33I'm looking at you, Sam.
13:35Only they can make brunch sound like a declaration of war.
13:38You should see what they can do with a grapefruit mark.
13:41Eye-watering.
13:42This is it.
13:42It's time to see where our celebrities are at.
13:44This is make or break for their dating journeys.
13:48Right, let's get things started.
13:51John, you're up first.
13:56Let's bring up Jordan.
13:58Hey, Jordan, boy!
14:02Since meeting at the second brunch,
14:04S Club John and Jordan have gone from strength to strength.
14:07I try and work out every day.
14:08I can see.
14:10Got a good set of tips.
14:11There's been a lot of snogging
14:14and a decent amount of crockery.
14:17Reminds me of the other night, actually.
14:19Oi!
14:20Or should I say cockery?
14:22Lovely to see you again, Jordan.
14:24And you too.
14:25We hear you've been very busy, boys.
14:27We have.
14:28Oh, their clay cocks have gone mad on Etsy.
14:30They can't keep up with the pre-orders.
14:32We would love to know how you have found dating, John.
14:34I didn't think that I would find such a connection with someone so soon.
14:38And I think we connected on the fact that we've both been in slightly hard relationships in the past.
14:46And then from that, we've now started speaking about the future.
14:49So, it's been good.
14:50And he's hot.
14:53Look at him.
14:54So, it sounds as though in just a few short dates, things have really started to connect from an emotional point of view and physically.
15:01Come on, Anna, that's beneath you.
15:03Not me, though.
15:04Spill the sexy beans, boys.
15:06Jordan stayed with me a few nights in the hotel after dates and stuff like that.
15:10We are progressing very well.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Yeah.
15:14I have been a gentleman.
15:16We just cuddled.
15:17We watched the film and cuddled.
15:19We get on.
15:20All we do is laugh all the time.
15:23And we've got the same sense of humour, so that makes things a lot easier.
15:27It just feels so natural.
15:28It doesn't feel like anything's forced, so.
15:31And that's poetry, isn't it, right?
15:35Well, John, I mean, no!
15:37Yeah.
15:37What do you make of it?
15:38No, I feel the same.
15:39Like, you know, I don't want to see anyone else.
15:41So, I'm only, like, a one-person guy.
15:43And Jordan said the same.
15:45So, we're very happy to kind of be on the same page and to see where that takes us.
15:49Okay.
15:50So, are we right in thinking, then, that you two are no longer interested in exploring other people?
15:56You now really want to connect with just each other for now?
15:59Officially off the market, yeah.
16:02Wow!
16:03Oh, my God!
16:04Round of applause!
16:07Okay.
16:09Amazing.
16:10Well, I mean, agents, where do we go from here with these two?
16:14I mean, straight to the hat shop?
16:15Sounds like to the bedroom.
16:18Hello, someone wants a film and a cuddle?
16:20John has been a model student from day one.
16:23He has taken on board every single bit of advice.
16:26He's been the most perfect student.
16:28And, hey, look what happens.
16:30Success.
16:31Guys, we're really excited for you.
16:33This is such a great progress.
16:35We're absolutely delighted.
16:36Thank you, guys, for all your help and support.
16:38It's been amazing.
16:38You're very welcome.
16:39You may go back down.
16:41Aww!
16:43Do I hear wedding bells?
16:46I can't quite believe that after six years of not dating anybody, I've come into this process
16:52and I've found someone that I want to spend my time with.
16:54It feels fantastic.
16:56And I'm so happy with Jordan.
16:57So, Mark, will you please join us?
17:00Aww, the beast.
17:02There he is.
17:04Before we speak to Deanne, how are you feeling?
17:07Pretty good.
17:09Date went well.
17:10Yeah?
17:10Let's get on with it.
17:11All right, got a pub quiz to get to, Beastie.
17:14All right, well, you mean business.
17:16Deanne, please join us.
17:17APPLAUSE
17:18The beast and his beauty, Deanne, have had a right old fairy tale so far, finding common
17:25ground early on.
17:27I'm fascinated with World War II.
17:30I'm afraid I could ball for Britain on the subject.
17:32Before Mark turned on the charm on their second date.
17:35I do love the dress.
17:36It looks amazing on you.
17:37I like stuff that is really feminine.
17:40Let's face it, you've got the basic package to pull it off, shall we say.
17:45Basic package, he makes us sound like a broadband deal.
17:48Kinky.
17:50Deanne, you've been on two dates with Mark now.
17:53How has your experience been?
17:55On our first date, I thought we weren't going to get on at all.
17:59And as we were talking, I was just like, oh my God.
18:05He's what I've been looking for, a real old-fashioned gentleman.
18:08And on these dates, are there sparks flying?
18:17I don't know, to be honest.
18:18I'm at this age and I really ain't got a clue.
18:22But I'm enjoying his company.
18:25Remind us, what do you usually go for?
18:27A man's man, really.
18:30That sort of builder type, come here, darling, tattoos.
18:34He is a man's man, but he's a gentle man.
18:40Are you looking for a companion?
18:42I don't know what I'm looking for at the moment.
18:44When I leave the date, I want to see him.
18:47I want to see him again, so...
18:48Oh.
18:51Wow.
18:53Look at that.
18:54And have you guys been texting or calling?
18:56We haven't, no.
18:58No sexting?
19:00No.
19:01Wash your mouth out with soap, Missy.
19:04Good to see Dr. T still using her medical degree.
19:07Gotta throw that in there.
19:09Oh, dear.
19:10We found we'd get on.
19:11It's been great.
19:13We're just seeing how it goes.
19:15Yeah.
19:15All right, Beastie, she's only asking.
19:17It's working nicely.
19:19Let's see how it's going.
19:20Love it.
19:21So, it seems like you are doing well, and Mark is loving this.
19:25So, Mark, do you want to see Deanne again?
19:27Of course.
19:31Deanne, would you like to go on another date with Mark?
19:38Yes.
19:39Yeah.
19:41Love that.
19:43We've just enjoyed each other's company, and sometimes it's a little bit of overthinking it.
19:47Yeah.
19:48We're not being the master strategist that you guys are, but let's face it, we're smarter than you.
19:54Oh.
19:57Oh.
19:58Oh.
19:59Wow, Mark.
20:01You know why you always insult us?
20:03Because your emotional intelligence is on zero.
20:06Sorry, but I'm nice to the people that count.
20:09You know, Mark, what I notice is that when you get nervous, you insult people.
20:18No, just you.
20:19So, there you go again.
20:20Oh.
20:22Don't forget, it's a teaching response.
20:25You use wit, et cetera.
20:27But that's not wit.
20:28Okay.
20:28Those are insults.
20:31At the end of the day, we're here to do a job.
20:35See, what you did right there, that's contempt, and that's disrespect.
20:39Oh, God.
20:40Oh, man.
20:41I don't want to die.
20:43You know, you want to be a teacher all the time, but be a damn student first.
20:48Fuck me.
20:58Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where the brunt dog is locking horns with a beast.
21:03And I tell you what, my bum hole's twitching more than a chihuahua on fireworks night.
21:09I have upset Paul.
21:12I didn't mean to, but I don't like talking about my feelings, especially with a lot of
21:17people.
21:21Oh, I'm sorry.
21:23I mean, is that a genuine, I'm sorry?
21:26Yeah, it is.
21:28That's it.
21:31Well, that apology seemed to go well.
21:32All resolved.
21:34Next up, if we could have Louis.
21:37There he is.
21:41There was a no-kissing agenda for Louis' date with Harriet, but that didn't slow the flirt
21:45train down one bit.
21:46You're not messy.
21:47Yeah, it can be.
21:50In bed.
21:51But on the away trip, Louis found the keys to the Snogmobile and gave Alana a lift to
21:56Smooch Town with a couple of onlookers.
21:59Thanks for the lipstick.
22:00I mean, just buy your own, Louis.
22:02It would save you a lot of trouble.
22:03How do you feel knowing that this is your last brunch?
22:07I think from when I started, I feel like I've come a bit of a way, I think.
22:12I think.
22:13Yeah, of course you have, Lulu.
22:15Now, your entire journey here has been co-mingled with Liv.
22:22Yeah.
22:23So, at the retreat, you had a conversation.
22:27What's your perspective on that conversation?
22:29I think the conversation was needed.
22:33I think the conversation we had at the away trip, obviously, I'd just seen him kiss Alana,
22:39so it was all that he did.
22:41I did kiss, um, Alara.
22:45Yeah, you've come a long way, mate.
22:48Oh, fucking hell.
22:51Yes?
22:52Louis' personal growth now with added memory loss.
22:55That's Alara.
22:56No, it's not.
22:57Alara.
22:58Nope, still wrong.
22:58Alara.
22:59It's not wrong.
23:02You don't remember her name?
23:04Alara.
23:04Again.
23:05I do, I just mispronounced it.
23:06I've got a bad memory.
23:08I apologise.
23:08That's bad for me.
23:09I apologise.
23:10So, we did share a kiss, and unfortunately, timing isn't my best thing.
23:16It's better than your memory.
23:18Because then Liv came in, which is very disrespectful, because I know if I walked in and saw her kissing,
23:24I would have definitely felt a type of way about it.
23:27So, right now, where you two stand, what are we calling this?
23:32A fucking disaster zone.
23:35I feel like, out of everyone I've dated, I still think that Liv is maybe most my type, most my energy, vibe.
23:45Is it because I've spent the most time with her?
23:48Maybe.
23:51So, Liv, do you still stand by what you said to Louis?
23:56Yeah.
23:58I do.
23:58OK, so, Louis, you just got your answer.
24:02Yeah, I know.
24:03It's fair enough.
24:04I still think Liv is special, but it's the right thing for both of us to leave it in the past once and for all.
24:12OK, all right.
24:13So then, on that note, can we introduce the ladies that you've been dating?
24:18Don't ask Louis.
24:19He could only remember one of their names.
24:20If we could have Harriet and Alana come join us.
24:25It's Alara Paul.
24:26Isn't it, Louis?
24:28Right, so, Harriet, Alana, good to see you both.
24:32So, Harriet, we see you again.
24:34Yeah.
24:34You were Louis' blonde date.
24:36Yes.
24:36All right, and then you went on a date.
24:38How was that for you?
24:39It was really nice, actually.
24:40I feel like we was on the same page throughout.
24:42Yeah, we really got on really well.
24:44Did we get a kiss?
24:47No.
24:47No, OK.
24:48You're growing up, man.
24:56No, my baby boy's growing up.
24:58Oh, my gosh.
24:59Mike is saluting.
25:00He's growing up.
25:01Wow.
25:02OK, so now, Louis, how did you find the date?
25:05Memorable.
25:06I actually think it was my best date.
25:10Yeah, yeah, I think we had a really good time.
25:13I think there was a little bit of flirtiness, but again, not too much.
25:17So then, you meet Alana.
25:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:19All right, so, Alana, how was your date with Louis?
25:21Yeah, my date with Louis was really good.
25:23I feel like we got along really well.
25:25He's outgoing.
25:26He's a bit like me, so we had good energy.
25:29Louis, how was your date with Alana?
25:31Your banter's great.
25:33You're beautiful.
25:33We had a great time, and felt like we would have had a really good conversation one-on-one.
25:37So, Louis, right now, you have the choice.
25:39You can ask Harriet out, or say you want to date Alana again.
25:46I've grown in this process, and I've learned a lot, and I know what I'm going to do next.
25:52Oh, God, what's he up to now?
25:53I really get on with both of you two.
25:56So, if you would like to go on a date, Harriet and Alana.
26:01Of course you do.
26:02He's like a dog with two dicks, and he's going to need them.
26:05He's asked both of you to go on a date, right?
26:08He's been clear and crisp.
26:10So, this is your time to respond and be clear, but not just is the answer yes or no, but what your boundaries are.
26:21I'll say, yeah.
26:23I enjoyed your company and really thought it was really nice on both sides.
26:27The only thing is, I feel like, move forward with caution.
26:32But I'm happy to go on another date with you, for sure.
26:35But, yeah, just be honest with me, really.
26:36That's fine.
26:37Yeah.
26:38Perfect.
26:39I will be.
26:40Okay.
26:41Alana?
26:42I want to say yeah, because I obviously want to spend more time with you as well.
26:45But, obviously, if it progressed further, it'd be, like, one of the big things in a relationship, is someone having a wandering eye.
26:52It's just, I just don't accept that, to be fair.
26:55Where do you stand on wandering penises?
26:58What I hear is that we all have agreed to be going on a date.
27:03Not sure you're invited, P-Dog.
27:05We'll call this a gangbang.
27:07You call it what you like, just give me the address in a couple of minutes to stretch.
27:11Good old Louis strikes again, and what he has done is absolutely fine, to be honest.
27:16He's being open and transparent about his intentions.
27:19Everybody knows where they stand.
27:21I'm proud of him.
27:22So am I.
27:23We finally did it.
27:24Celebs go gangbanging.
27:25It's a team effort.
27:26Well done, guys.
27:27Next up, our little rare sunshine, Kerry Katona.
27:29Yay!
27:30There she is.
27:35Here we are at brunch three.
27:37You're looking fabulous.
27:38What are you hoping for in this little feedback session?
27:42I am hoping for really good feedback from Paolo.
27:45I came into this close-minded, queen of my own castle.
27:50But would you say that those very high walls have started to come down a little bit?
27:55Yeah.
27:55Amazing.
27:56Well, I think we need to find out why.
27:59Paolo, come on up.
28:01Yes, big thing.
28:02Come on, boy.
28:03On her first date, Kerry's walls and knees were weakened by Paolo's chat.
28:08Anything that I earn off TikTok goes to helping people.
28:11I think you're lovely.
28:12So are you.
28:13And since then, they've been smashed to pieces.
28:16Her walls, not her knees.
28:17This might sound like forward, but I do see a bit of a future.
28:20I'm just going to give you a little kiss like that.
28:25Tell us about how things have been going.
28:27Things have been going amazing, to be honest.
28:29Like, really well.
28:31I think I've seen a lot more of a loving and affectionate side to Kerry.
28:36Which is really nice.
28:37You know, I feel quite honoured to have seen that side.
28:43You look a bit emotional.
28:44Yeah.
28:45This display of affection, it makes me uncomfortable, and I don't know why.
28:53Something is genuinely brewing here with Paolo.
28:56Massively.
28:57I'm not going to deny that.
28:58Yeah.
28:59I just don't like everyone else knowing about it.
29:02I get really embarrassed.
29:04Just breathe it out.
29:05As much as Kerry feels uncomfortable, I also feel vulnerable, because I'm not used to feeling this way towards somebody.
29:11But I think what's really nice is that I don't feel anything other than happy.
29:14And that's why I'm 100% committed to seeing where it goes with Kerry.
29:20Hearing what Paolo has to say is so lovely.
29:24I feel like we're so similar in so many ways.
29:27He just really gets me.
29:29It's pretty awesome.
29:30There is very genuine emotion and very genuine connection playing out here.
29:35And I know you, Kerry.
29:37Straight away, I think you're risk assessing.
29:38Yes, massively.
29:39Rather than just enjoying this moment for what it is.
29:42He said them specific words.
29:43I was like, take all that other shit out of the way.
29:45Yeah.
29:45Right?
29:46Me and you, right here, right now.
29:48Yeah.
29:48What do you think?
29:49And you were like, I'm happy and it's perfect.
29:50Yeah.
29:50It sounds as though this is something that you very much are inviting into your life.
29:56I'm 100% invested in Paolo.
30:01This is huge, guys.
30:05Would you guys like to date exclusively?
30:12100%.
30:121,000%.
30:14Kerry?
30:17I'm 90%.
30:18I'm all in.
30:19Without a shadow of a doubt.
30:21Wow.
30:24Wow.
30:25OK.
30:26This is great.
30:28Anything else you want to share today?
30:30No, bye.
30:37If someone had said to me, Kerry, you're going to be going exclusively with somebody by the end of brunch, Aragon.
30:43Fuck a duck, you're full of shit.
30:45But there you go.
30:47And I'm happy as are.
30:48And so are we, Kerry.
30:49Right, who's next on this rollercoaster of love?
30:53Next up, if I could have Liv join us, please.
30:56Woo!
31:01Liv, you have dated...
31:03Yes.
31:04...Sharoz and Kels.
31:06Yes.
31:06Yes.
31:06Liv met Sharoz and he came out swinging.
31:09I find the fact that you do Thai boxing so interesting.
31:13You would protect me.
31:15I protected my...
31:16We were out.
31:16Yes.
31:17Who wants it?
31:18Leaving the whole date a bit of a knockout.
31:20But yeah, I definitely would love to see you again.
31:22Good, because I would very much love to see you again as well.
31:25Okay, so now, Sharoz, you two have gone on a date.
31:31We did, yeah.
31:32It was really good.
31:32I had a good time.
31:33She's a really nice girl.
31:34She comes across great.
31:36She's lovely.
31:37Now, would you like to spend more time with Liv?
31:39Yeah, I'd love to.
31:41I think at the end of our last date, we both said we'd like to see each other again.
31:44Yeah, we did, yeah.
31:45And that's still the case for me, so.
31:47Liv.
31:47Yeah.
31:48How did you like the date with Sharoz?
31:50I had a really good time.
31:52Really good time.
31:53I feel like I really got to know the real you.
31:57And I feel like you were very invested and interested in getting to know Liv and not just Liv from Love Island.
32:04Great.
32:05All set for date number two, then.
32:07If I'm being completely honest, though.
32:09Uh-oh.
32:10I know I mentioned going on another date.
32:12But where I'm at right now, I probably see it as more of a friendship.
32:18So no banging, but you can go shopping together.
32:21How's that sound?
32:22Okay.
32:22See you at Westfield.
32:24Oh, this is so awkward, but I have to be honest.
32:28I've given it some thought, and I just don't see any romantic vibe there.
32:32What's your take on what she just said?
32:34Yeah, it's fine.
32:35Look, you can't win them all, can you?
32:36Do you know what I mean?
32:37I'm so sorry.
32:39Sorry about it.
32:39I feel really bad.
32:40Not as bad as him.
32:42So then, let's go to Kels.
32:45Yes, yes.
32:46Yes, yes, mate.
32:47All right.
32:48So Kels, you met Liv at the retreat.
32:51How was your time with Liv at that retreat?
32:54I think there was chemistry at the start.
32:57Yeah, the first date, fishing, fire, top tier.
33:03Honestly, genuine top tier.
33:04I walked away from that, like, yeah.
33:05The second date kind of made me feel like we're a bit more further away, and that kind of left
33:11me a bit confused, like, yo, what's going on?
33:13I do agree.
33:13The fishing date, we clicked instantly.
33:16I thought, oh, this could be a potential.
33:18And then we went on the date, and I don't know, I just feel like you were not so interested
33:25in just getting to know Olivia.
33:28When you took a photo of me without asking, I just found it a bit strange, because I felt
33:37really uncomfortable.
33:38I didn't know what to say in the moment.
33:40Okay.
33:41I kind of just wanted to leave.
33:42Why does that make you feel uncomfortable?
33:43Sorry.
33:44Because I haven't posted it.
33:45Well, when someone's, like, doing that with their phone, and...
33:47Because I wanted to get you your natural...
33:48Yeah, but I didn't like that, though, for the first date.
33:50You know we're, like, surrounded by cameras.
33:51It's not like I'm being secret about it.
33:56I don't know if you guys are aware, but there's an article that came up in the Sun paper.
34:04About me and you dating.
34:07Mm-hmm.
34:08And then he says, source is close to Olivia.
34:10Oh, shit, I've been rumbled.
34:18Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where Liv's snap-happy date Kels has just dangled a tabloid
34:24gossip carrot.
34:25Oh, I'm chomping on that little orange bastard like Peter Rabbit.
34:28I don't know if you guys are aware, but there's an article that came up in the Sun paper.
34:34Yeah.
34:34About me and you dating.
34:35Mm-hmm.
34:36And then he says, source is close to Olivia, blah, blah, blah, blah.
34:39It's not me.
34:40It didn't come from me.
34:43OK.
34:44You're saying the source come from Olivia, that's the little dig.
34:47If it says, source is from Kels, you can think that I planted it, right?
34:52But it doesn't say that.
34:53I'm not saying you did.
34:53I'm not saying that at all.
34:55But I didn't.
34:55Do you know what I mean?
34:56He ain't got a Scooby Kels.
34:57None of us do.
34:58I'd never do that.
34:59I'd never do that.
35:01Babe, I've been on like two hard to handle.
35:04I've been on 50 greatest plastic surgery shockers.
35:06What's your point?
35:07I know, as you keep mentioning.
35:08Trending number one globally in the world.
35:11Yeah.
35:11Oh my God.
35:15I stayed away from celebrity relationships because I'm good on my own.
35:18If I want you by my side, it's not because you've been on Love Island or whatever.
35:22It's because you're a great person.
35:24This is why some celebrities find it hard to date.
35:28Selling stories is something they just have to contend with.
35:31We don't know exactly what's happened here, but it seems the trust has been broken on both sides.
35:37I just came here for vibes and get to know you more.
35:39Do you know what I mean?
35:40So for me to like, kind of get painted like I'm someone that's chasing fame and things like that.
35:47We go to you, Liv.
35:49Yeah.
35:51Would you like to go on another date?
35:54I would like to come back to the agency.
36:02I think if we've all said everything that we want to say.
36:05Yeah.
36:06Then you all could take a seat or you could say goodbye however you'd like.
36:10Thanks, guys.
36:12Quick selfie, Kels.
36:13Nah, sit yourself, mate.
36:16Oh, that was difficult, but there's no hard feelings.
36:20Chereau's and Kels are both great guys.
36:22They're just not my guys.
36:24She'll never be trending number one globally with that kind of attitude.
36:27Right, Kels?
36:29Donna.
36:30Yes, my love.
36:30It is your turn.
36:31Oh, okay.
36:32Let's go.
36:33All right, then.
36:34Well, hello.
36:36Donna.
36:37Yes, my love.
36:37You have dated Gary, so shall we hear from Gary?
36:41Come on.
36:41Gary.
36:42All right, Gaz.
36:44When Donna and electrician Gary met up for a curry, the vibes were spicier than a vindaloo.
36:50Yeah, you look very, very good.
36:51Really?
36:51You look very, very good.
36:52Gary, stop it.
36:53You're making me go red.
36:56And things ended as it usually does after a punchy pasanda.
36:59I'm dripping.
37:01Mmm.
37:02Modium will sort that.
37:04Gary, you went on a date with Donna.
37:06How was it?
37:06It was brilliant.
37:07I had a really good time.
37:08Really enjoyed it.
37:09Did you feel at ease with Donna?
37:11Yes, I did.
37:13I feel the same.
37:13I had a great time with you, Gary.
37:15I thought it was really fun.
37:17Good.
37:17Yeah.
37:18Interesting.
37:18So, you found common ground.
37:20Yeah, I think our sense of humour and our character, sort of, we really hit it off.
37:24Well, Donna, how do you feel about the feedback?
37:27Yeah, great.
37:28Um, thank you.
37:30Great day.
37:31I thought it was lovely.
37:33Well, great.
37:34Lovely.
37:34Great.
37:35I messaged you on Instagram.
37:37We went back and forth a little bit.
37:39Yeah.
37:39And then I said, here's my number if you want to text.
37:42Oh, slipped him some digits.
37:43Great.
37:45And you didn't text, so I thought, you know what, that's fine.
37:49Okay, that is a bit awkward, but Donna says it's fine, so it's fine.
37:54Just to be clear, you gave him your number.
37:57Yeah.
37:58And he ghosted you.
37:59Yes.
38:04Come on, take it seriously, Gary.
38:06It was wrong.
38:07You shouldn't have done that.
38:08I should have been more honest with you.
38:10That's okay.
38:11At least you didn't get charged for a call-out.
38:13Why did you do that, then?
38:15Probably a little bit of fear.
38:19For want of better words, maybe want to let them down gently and not knowing how to, instead
38:24of just being a little bit more mature about it and saying, look, it's going to be a friend
38:27thing and that's it.
38:30Donna, anything to say to Gary?
38:33Maybe just text him.
38:36Yeah, I just, you don't have to let me down gently.
38:38I'm a grown-ass woman, babe.
38:40I've got my shit sorted.
38:41Have that, Gary.
38:42Right up your pipe.
38:43Can I assume that you don't want to go on another date with Gary?
38:46Um, no.
38:48But I had a really nice time with you and if that wouldn't have happened, I would have
38:52been very much open to hanging out and having a couple of margaritas with a salty rim.
38:57Maybe salty rims are what's putting Gary off.
39:00Okay.
39:01Okay, well, we are looking forward to seeing you back at the agency and we will set you
39:07up on another date.
39:08Gary, thank you so much for your honesty and for being here.
39:11That's right.
39:12Thank you, Don.
39:12Thanks.
39:13Cheers.
39:14Thanks.
39:14It is a shame.
39:15I think we did have a good connection.
39:18We had a lot of fun.
39:19But you know what?
39:20It's fine.
39:21You're lost, Gaza.
39:23Well, there's just one feedback sesh left and just like me and my all-inclusive holiday
39:28poos, we've left the juiciest till last.
39:31Next up.
39:33Sam Prince.
39:34Godspeed, comrade.
39:36May your charm be unwavering and your excuses believable.
39:39That's my boy.
39:40Third brunch.
39:42Third time lucky, maybe?
39:44I think so.
39:45Yes?
39:45Positive, yeah.
39:46Third time lucky, for sure.
39:47I'm not sure about that.
39:48Hattie, Mahan, if you'd like to please come up.
39:53Before walking out on Mahan, Sam had a date with Hattie where there were some cross wires.
39:59Would you go on another date?
40:01Yeah.
40:02And in the space of literally seconds, Sam forgot he agreed to a second date.
40:07No, I didn't.
40:08I said maybe we bumped into each other.
40:09I didn't say yeah.
40:10Did I say yeah?
40:11Wait, did I say yeah?
40:12Yeah.
40:13You said yeah.
40:13Hello, ladies.
40:16Lovely to see you.
40:17Hello.
40:17Good to see you, too.
40:17Hattie, how are you?
40:19I'm good, thank you.
40:20Now, Hattie, you were Sam's blind date.
40:23So how was that for you?
40:25It was good fun.
40:26We had a good time.
40:28Lots of laughter.
40:29So I think overall it was really positive and we both had a good time.
40:33I agree.
40:33Did you feel like there was any chemistry with Sam?
40:38We clearly had a good time and got on really well, but I walked away being like, I don't know if Sam fancies me.
40:45Do you fancy Sam?
40:46I do think Sam's attractive, yeah.
40:48Well, that's an excellent time then to throw it over to Sam.
40:52I completely agree, eh, dubs?
40:53Firstly, how was the date for you?
40:57Hattie's lovely, very, very sweet, but I should have agreed not to see her again.
41:01I'm already in trouble today, so let's try and put this fire out.
41:05I think we had fun, but I think the attraction there on the next level was not there for me, but I really enjoyed our date.
41:12It was great.
41:13Okay, so that was honest.
41:14About bloody time.
41:15You're not left with anything or any unanswered questions?
41:18Not really, no.
41:19Okay, well, so far so good, Sam.
41:21Thank you for the fee- Yeah, great.
41:22Okay.
41:23Yeah.
41:24Well, that was all a bit nice.
41:26I wanted to bollock in.
41:27Oh, well, I think there's still time.
41:30Mahan.
41:30Hi.
41:31Lovely to see you.
41:31Welcome to brunch.
41:32How are you feeling?
41:33Good.
41:34How was your date with Sam?
41:34It was nice.
41:35I thought we had some nice moments.
41:37Okay.
41:38So far so good.
41:39And then the next day, Mahan, you went out on another date.
41:41Yes.
41:41And that was a double date with Alana and Louis.
41:45So tell us about that.
41:47We were all wine tasting.
41:49It was great.
41:50I was looking forward to a bit of one-to-one time with Sam, but Louis asked for a chat, so we walked away.
41:56And when I came back, Sam was gone.
41:59Oh, what?
42:02Yep.
42:03He vanished faster than the beast's roast in a carvery.
42:05You went?
42:08And that didn't sit well with you, Mahan.
42:12No, absolutely not.
42:15I can't explain.
42:16This had better be good.
42:17I was trying to just kind of just be me.
42:21I couldn't match anyone's energy around the table.
42:23And in that moment, I went to the Lou and I came back and I was like, I'm just going to go.
42:28And I'm sorry.
42:30And it's embarrassing for me to stand here and say that, but I am really sorry.
42:34And I've never done that before in my life, but I just had to get out of there.
42:37But when you say you couldn't match anyone else's energy, was anything to do with you walking
42:43out anything to do with the fact that Louis and Mahan had gone off for a chat?
42:47No.
42:48Bullshit.
42:50So within that date situation, it sounds like you weren't feeling present.
42:55Would you have said that was fair, Mahan?
42:58Honestly speaking, I thought you were present.
42:59Because you were joking around with Louis and you were absolutely fine.
43:02Before, yeah, and then...
43:03And me and Louis went off for a chat and you just disappeared.
43:06And to me, you didn't even drop me a message.
43:10Louis, curious to know just your thoughts on this.
43:16Yeah, I was a little bit shocked that he left a girl on her own at a table.
43:23He's his own man, isn't it?
43:24Whatever he does, he does.
43:26Wow, when Louis Russell's taken a moral high ground,
43:28you know you fucked it.
43:30Sam, we can see this is very uncomfortable for you.
43:32I just feel bad that I treated you like that.
43:37It's obviously not okay.
43:38It's the height of disrespect just to storm out on any date.
43:43This is so awkward.
43:45I feel like I've explained myself, but Mahan still looks furious.
43:49And I'm just not sure I can claw this one back.
43:52Okay, well, here we are then.
43:55Sam, would you like to date?
43:58Either Hattie or Mahan again?
44:04I think, Hattie, I'd love to be your friend.
44:06I think we had a great time.
44:08And, Mahan, I think I would like to go on a date.
44:14If you would go on a date with me.
44:17Would like to make up for how I behaved last time, for sure.
44:20Yeah, good luck with that, mate.
44:24Okay, Mahan.
44:26Will you give Sam a second chance of going on a date with him again?
44:33Yeah.
44:34I would like to get to know him a little bit better.
44:36That'd be nice.
44:37What the actual fuck?
44:38I didn't expect that.
44:40You and me both, Anna.
44:41Would you like to be clear with Sam about how you expect to be tweeted on a date?
44:46I think he knows.
44:47Yeah, just to stay for the duration.
44:49I mean, that would be base level, Sam, stay for the duration.
44:51Say goodbye, say hello, you know.
44:53Mainly goodbyes.
44:54Okay, so, Hattie, thank you very much indeed.
44:58And safe to say then, Sam, Mahan, managed to save up the skin of your teeth.
45:02You're going on another date.
45:04Great.
45:04Okay, well done.
45:05Great.
45:06Hattie, thanks.
45:07It's so lovely to meet you.
45:08Good day.
45:10Hey, I'm so sorry then.
45:12Let's be honest, that was terrible, but I deserved every single one of those words.
45:17I'm happy she's agreed to a second date, and I can actually show her who I really am.
45:21Celebrities and datees, we want to thank you.
45:23That is it for your final brunch.
45:26Thank you so much for your honesty.
45:28We truly appreciate it.
45:29Yes, well done, guys.
45:31Celebrities, you have a lot to think about and a few more dates to go on, so we wish you good luck.
45:37Thank you so much, guys.
45:38It's been tense, but it's been very eye-opening.
45:41A bit like my last colonoscopy.
45:43We look forward to seeing you all very, very soon.
45:46Apart from you, Mark, Paul will see you in the car park now for a tear-up.
45:50Tomorrow night!
45:51Donna's opening up.
45:54You wasted four years of my life.
45:57You didn't love me.
45:58And Louis's shutting down.
46:00I feel like the communication would just be the main thing.
46:03I'm not in a position to commit.
46:05As our celebs!
46:06I'm starting to...
46:07Don't do that again.
46:10Go!
46:10You would never ask what underwear I had on, would you?
46:13Because there's actually none on here.
46:15Dating!
46:15You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:18Who's that?
46:19Jerry Springer.
46:19You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:20You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:21You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:22You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:23You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:24You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:25You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:26You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:27You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:28You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:29You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:30You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:31You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:32You want to know the last person I did this for?
46:33You want to know the last person I did this for?
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