Randy The Lovesick Pigeon by Peter Allen (written by Alan Burke)

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This is an amusing folk song I have written about a lovesick pigeon that tried to mate with everything.   #Folk music #comedy #funny

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00:00Randy the Lovesick Pigeon

00:30Randy tried mating with a seagull

00:38But that didn't end that well

00:40The seagull squawked, gah-gah-gah

00:43And pegged at him like hell

00:45For she would have none of it

00:48And had enough of his attentive coo

00:51And said, if you're a full feathers

00:53It will be the end of you

00:55Randy tried to mate with a rooster

01:01But it said, shoo, shoo, just go away

01:03You cockeyed and messed up pigeons

01:05Stop acting like you are gay

01:08They ought to stuff you for Christmas

01:11Then you'd know just what it's like

01:13When they shove stuff in up your backside

01:16Then we'll hear you shouting yikes

01:18For he would have none of it

01:21And had enough of his attentive coo

01:24And said, if you're a full feathers

01:26It will be the end of you

01:28Randy tried mating with an eagle

01:55It screamed, you've gone too far, you dick

01:57Well, one swipe she broke Randy's neck

02:00Then fed him to her chicks

02:02For she would have none of it

02:05And had enough of his attentive coo

02:07And said, if you're a full feathers

02:10It will be the end of you

02:12On theraniller

02:14But the end of you

02:16It's a matter of my child

02:16You will check the contacting

02:18And Köping Lair

02:19But the end of you

02:22And said, if you're a fat teacher

02:23But the end of you

02:24And so on

02:25The mean that Mr người

02:25And has enough of your child

02:26And he's an example

02:28That had enough of the long term

02:30To be the end of you

02:31But the next time

02:32Back in her mind

02:33Men

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