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क्या Maya हो जाएगी इस बार खाने के Test में पास_ _ Sumit Sambhal Lega
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00:00
I
00:06
Am rich
00:08
Wait, he's also a man
00:10
Where did I come from?
00:12
I made it
00:16
What are you doing?
00:18
You come to sleep in the morning?
00:20
Look at that
00:22
I'm not looking
00:24
I'm not looking
00:26
This is such a food police canteen
00:28
have made a difference.
00:34
What is this?
00:36
Tell it, right?
00:37
Father, my name is all over.
00:39
It's not good, but it's okay.
00:42
But the truth was also taught the term.
00:45
Well, then I'll show you something here.
00:49
Ah, aya.
00:51
Ah.
00:53
Ah.
00:54
Ah.
00:56
Ah.
00:58
Oh
01:00
Papaji
01:01
Kuch toh kaiye
01:02
So tka shud amrashari kofteh
01:07
Lagtah hai Mooli Devata ne khud
01:09
Maaya ke shari mein prwesh karke
01:11
In kofto ko aashirwaad diya hai
01:16
Yeh teri maaya ne banay hai
01:18
Vaakhi meh
01:19
Mujhe bhi vishwaas nini ho raha
01:21
Kari dheke kahin TV pe recipe dheke bana hai
01:24
TV pe dheke
01:26
Ambalish sari kofteh
01:28
TV pe dheke nahi bante hai
01:30
Uske liye na maa ke haath ka
01:34
Ab muh daal do bartan mein
01:40
Toh maaya bacha khana bhi banaati hai
01:42
Sumit ki zindagi ke indro dhanushka
01:44
Akri rang bhi aaj poora hua
01:46
Yes
01:48
Yes
01:50
Dholi, tu maaya se sikh
01:52
Kaisi banaati hai ye
01:54
Main maaya se sikhu
01:56
Ye keise banati hai
01:58
Main
02:00
Main
02:02
Main
02:04
Nikal tu sahi
02:06
Toh pata chalega kaise
02:08
In kofto ki na
02:10
Mala bana ke
02:12
Mala bana ke
02:14
Mala bana ke
02:16
Mala bana ke
02:18
Mala bana ke
02:20
Mala baya
02:22
Mala baya
02:24
Mala baya
02:26
Jaya muli do
02:28
Jaya muli do
02:30
Papa ji
02:31
Abay chapad ganju
02:32
Sharam nii aati tereko
02:33
Yeh gili pant pahen ke
02:34
Devi maa ke samanre chala ariya
02:38
Papa ji
02:39
Aapko meere kaofte bohat pacand aaya na
02:41
Bäthi ya na
02:43
Mä or deeti ho
02:44
Rukye
02:45
Khaiyye
02:53
Khaiyye
02:54
Kam se kam
02:55
Kisi ko toh
02:56
Mere khane ki qadar hai
02:57
Mujhe qadar hai maaya
03:01
Papa ji
03:02
Poono ke liye
03:03
Shukriya
03:04
Aray isme shukriya ki ki kya bat hai
03:05
Aisai amrashari kofte banane wali
03:07
Dewi ke haat toh
03:08
Doodh se dhulva kar
03:10
Makhman meh lapet kar
03:12
Uspe 24 ghante
03:13
Korooro gulaabo ki pangkdiyo ki
03:15
Barish karni chahiye
03:20
Mera bhi kuch aisei khayal hai maaya
03:24
Papa ji
03:25
Shukriya
03:26
Ipni achi baat
03:28
Mujhse kubhi kisi ne ne kahi hai
03:30
Maaya devi
03:31
Aapke haat
03:32
Bohut talented hai
03:33
Inhii kabhi aati meh mati daliyega
03:38
Chipku chipku ho jayenge
03:40
Kash aapka beita bhi
03:43
Aaphi ki tarah suchta
03:45
Hmm
03:46
Ye ka samjha ga ghade ka bachcha
03:47
Kyoo be
03:48
Kyoo pe
03:48
Kyoo parišan kar rahe ya
03:50
Amrashari kofte devi ko hain
03:53
Behti nadi meh
03:54
Laghi aag mein namak mat chidki hai papa ji
03:58
Abay
03:59
Baaki chizou ka prorok karna niy aata
04:01
Kam se kam waavare ka prorok karna toh sikhli hai
04:03
Mmmmm
04:04
Mmmmm
04:05
Mmmmm
04:06
Hmmmm
04:10
Ah ha ha ha ha ha
04:11
Or lice naa
04:12
Aap yeh teekhe mehhe ko
04:15
Itni achi tarah kaisi mix karthi hai
04:17
How do you mix it with this?
04:18
Well, Papa, actually, you can put it in it,
04:21
but I put it in a bowl.
04:23
Devi Ma, what you're doing, do you keep doing it.
04:27
Because such a tasty,
04:28
a rich woman's love to create a woman,
04:32
is very few men.
04:35
Oh, Papa Ji.
04:37
Ma hao.
04:47
Dolly, you didn't go to the house, right?
05:09
Yes.
05:10
Everything is okay?
05:15
Yes.
05:16
It's okay.
05:17
You've got to play a gizzard for me.
05:19
You've got to say thank you.
05:23
Mention not.
05:26
In the past 40 years, you've never been drinking water for me.
05:32
Dolly, you're thinking like that, there's nothing like that.
05:41
I don't have to talk to you.
05:45
I just want to ask you a question.
05:48
Why did you kiss my husband to me?
05:52
What?
05:54
What?
05:55
What did you tell me about this?
05:56
How did you tell me about this?
05:58
I made a recipe on TV.
06:01
Now you want to win my husband's heart.
06:04
I don't know.
06:05
I don't know.
06:06
Why are you angry?
06:07
You've got to tell me about it.
06:08
You've got to tell me about it.
06:09
You've got to tell me about it.
06:10
You've got to tell me about it.
06:12
No, Dolly.
06:13
I've got to tell you anything.
06:14
Shhh.
06:15
I've got to tell you,
06:16
I don't know.
06:17
What do you mean?
06:18
No, I'm not sure.
06:19
They told me that in 1982,
06:21
when I got married for them,
06:23
what did they say to me?
06:25
My husband!
06:27
They told me that
06:30
Dolly,
06:32
I feel that I love you.
06:34
After the marriage seen seven years later.
06:38
Do you understand?
06:41
Do you believe...
06:45
I saw my love for the first time in your eyes.
06:49
This happened in January.
06:50
And this happened in October.
06:54
Dude!
06:56
I thought...
06:57
I lost your heart.
06:59
But now it's clear.
07:01
You didn't love me from my lips.
07:03
You're going to go out of an arrogant woman.
07:09
Dolly, but...
07:10
You didn't have to make an arrogant woman.
07:12
It was our special thing.
07:13
It's a little bit.
07:15
Look, Dolly.
07:16
I'm going to go to 60 plus.
07:18
I'm a young man.
07:20
I'm also a man.
07:22
I'm also a man.
07:23
I'm also a man.
07:28
Manu, look.
07:30
My new Captain Cheetah.
07:34
What?
07:35
Did you put money to Bobby and Paggy's company?
07:39
Yes.
07:40
He didn't put it.
07:41
Captain Cheetah.
07:46
Look, Maya.
07:47
I said that every child of India will fall behind Captain Cheetah.
07:51
What about your mokhota?
07:52
No mokhota.
07:54
He's wearing a hat for Bobby.
07:56
He's worth 2,000,000.
07:57
What a hat for?
07:58
Look, Maya.
07:59
Sonu also put money.
08:00
How did you put money?
08:01
He's worth it.
08:02
He's not married.
08:03
He's not married.
08:04
You don't have any responsibilities.
08:06
First of all, let's go.
08:08
Don't marry.
08:09
Don't marry.
08:10
Don't marry.
08:11
Look.
08:12
Don't marry.
08:13
Look.
08:14
My wife gave me a bill.
08:16
Look.
08:17
Look.
08:18
25,000.
08:19
Let's go.
08:21
You should pay more.
08:23
And total is so little.
08:26
Maya, your value is more than that.
08:29
Total?
08:30
How total?
08:32
2,35,000?
08:34
In a month.
08:36
I won't earn that much.
08:40
I want to understand you.
08:43
Maya.
08:44
Maya.
08:46
Maya.
08:47
Use your washing machine.
08:49
Our machine.
08:50
Your hand is killed.
08:52
Mother, we are doing some important things.
08:56
You will come after a year.
08:58
Until then, it will be very long.
09:01
And it is a little bit of work.
09:04
Remember your washing machine,
09:06
and then put it to your washing machine,
09:08
and then put it in your washing machine.
09:10
And then put your washing machine on it.
09:12
When will your washing machine be done?
09:13
Go.
09:14
Take off the washer.
09:15
You're going to go?
09:16
What's your order?
09:17
Go.
09:18
You're talking.
09:19
Mother.
09:20
Look at this.
09:22
What is this?
09:24
Mother, I tell you.
09:26
You're also my housewife, right?
09:28
You don't think that what we do,
09:30
should also be value.
09:32
Maya.
09:33
You're right.
09:35
That's why I made this bill.
09:37
I made this bill.
09:38
Okay.
09:40
What happened?
09:45
You're right.
09:46
You're right.
09:47
I didn't have to pay for it.
09:48
You're right.
09:49
I don't think that's enough.
09:50
I don't know.
09:51
You're right.
09:52
I don't know.
09:53
You're right.
09:54
You're right.
09:55
You're right.
09:56
I don't know.
09:57
You're right.
09:58
I'm not a liar.
09:59
I'm not a liar.
10:00
You're right.
10:01
Maya has done it, right?
10:02
It's right.
10:03
We're doing what she does.
10:04
We have to get the right to get the right to get the right to get the right to get the right.
10:07
And you've been doing this job for the 40 years.
10:09
What did you get to do today?
10:10
What did you get to do today?
10:12
Two love-love-love-love-love-love-love.
10:17
Maya.
10:18
Maya.
10:19
I'll make my girl.
10:21
Mom, you too.
10:22
Hmm.
10:23
I could.
10:24
Penda.
10:25
Penda!
10:28
Penda!
10:29
Penda!
10:35
Ah!
10:36
Ah!
10:37
Ah!
10:38
Ah!
10:40
40-year-old-old.
10:41
40 years ago,
10:43
I've got 4,000 years old.
10:45
Mom?
10:46
Mother, from Emily's chattinikah?
10:49
Yes.
10:51
This is something that's going on with a man-mukti-andolan type.
10:55
Father, if my mother gave her 40-year-old bill,
10:58
she'd have to go out of the house.
11:02
That's right.
11:03
Today, she'll understand the value of her wife.
11:06
Maya, how much will you eat in 40 years?
11:10
3-4,000?
11:11
At ease.
11:12
Monu!
11:14
This washer has been out of the door.
11:20
I'm trying to fit her back,
11:22
so she's not going to fit her.
11:26
Papa, you've lost my washing machine.
11:29
You lost my washing machine.
11:31
Now, Papa, you're going to be lost.
11:34
Who's going to be lost?
11:35
I!
11:38
Why?
11:39
For 40 years of your job,
11:42
this is the bill.
11:43
Maya, tell me about total.
11:45
Yes.
11:46
So,
11:47
3,000,000,000 months,
11:50
means
11:52
37,20,000 years,
11:55
totaled
11:58
$14,88,40,000.
12:04
Without service tax.
12:06
Yeah.
12:08
So,
12:09
take a break,
12:10
and give me $14,88,000,000.
12:13
I'm always going to get my back side.
12:19
In 40 years,
12:20
there are 3,000 bucks.
12:22
So,
12:23
I'm going to eat so much in a month.
12:26
So,
12:27
take your account.
12:28
You won't get any money from me.
12:32
Come on.
12:35
Why?
12:36
I don't have any value.
12:38
I don't have all accounts.
12:39
I look at home.
12:40
So, what happened?
12:41
But who's going to lose my house?
12:43
Who's going to be my house?
12:44
Who's going to be my house?
12:45
Who's going to be my house?
12:46
Who's going to be my house?
12:47
Who's going to be my house?
12:49
Who's going to be my house?
12:51
I don't have any money.
12:52
No, our money.
12:54
You don't have any money.
12:56
Your money?
12:57
Why?
12:58
But I don't pay the money.
12:59
You don't pay money.
13:00
But,
13:01
I don't pay to pay me.
13:02
Why do you pay me?
13:03
What does it mean?
13:05
But,
13:06
I don't pay my house a month.
13:07
I give 5,000,000 to the amount of money.
13:09
Did you realize?
13:10
You're crazy.
13:12
You're fucked.
13:13
I don't give money.
13:14
Why do you give me my children,
13:15
its $14,000,
13:16
wait a day.
13:17
You see?
13:18
How did your mother kill me?
13:21
Hey, sir!
13:27
Papa, I love you my husband.
13:30
And tell me, where did you put a hole?
13:33
Go, go and see yourself.
13:35
The whole area is down below.
13:36
Go, let me show you something.
13:38
Listen.
13:39
This is a cheating case for me today.
13:43
Darling, I can tell you about physical offense.
13:46
I can tell you about physical offense.
13:48
I can tell you about physical offense.
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