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00:00I
00:06Am rich
00:08Wait, he's also a man
00:10Where did I come from?
00:12I made it
00:16What are you doing?
00:18You come to sleep in the morning?
00:20Look at that
00:22I'm not looking
00:24I'm not looking
00:26This is such a food police canteen
00:28have made a difference.
00:34What is this?
00:36Tell it, right?
00:37Father, my name is all over.
00:39It's not good, but it's okay.
00:42But the truth was also taught the term.
00:45Well, then I'll show you something here.
00:49Ah, aya.
00:51Ah.
00:53Ah.
00:54Ah.
00:56Ah.
00:58Oh
01:00Papaji
01:01Kuch toh kaiye
01:02So tka shud amrashari kofteh
01:07Lagtah hai Mooli Devata ne khud
01:09Maaya ke shari mein prwesh karke
01:11In kofto ko aashirwaad diya hai
01:16Yeh teri maaya ne banay hai
01:18Vaakhi meh
01:19Mujhe bhi vishwaas nini ho raha
01:21Kari dheke kahin TV pe recipe dheke bana hai
01:24TV pe dheke
01:26Ambalish sari kofteh
01:28TV pe dheke nahi bante hai
01:30Uske liye na maa ke haath ka
01:34Ab muh daal do bartan mein
01:40Toh maaya bacha khana bhi banaati hai
01:42Sumit ki zindagi ke indro dhanushka
01:44Akri rang bhi aaj poora hua
01:46Yes
01:48Yes
01:50Dholi, tu maaya se sikh
01:52Kaisi banaati hai ye
01:54Main maaya se sikhu
01:56Ye keise banati hai
01:58Main
02:00Main
02:02Main
02:04Nikal tu sahi
02:06Toh pata chalega kaise
02:08In kofto ki na
02:10Mala bana ke
02:12Mala bana ke
02:14Mala bana ke
02:16Mala bana ke
02:18Mala bana ke
02:20Mala baya
02:22Mala baya
02:24Mala baya
02:26Jaya muli do
02:28Jaya muli do
02:30Papa ji
02:31Abay chapad ganju
02:32Sharam nii aati tereko
02:33Yeh gili pant pahen ke
02:34Devi maa ke samanre chala ariya
02:38Papa ji
02:39Aapko meere kaofte bohat pacand aaya na
02:41Bäthi ya na
02:43Mä or deeti ho
02:44Rukye
02:45Khaiyye
02:53Khaiyye
02:54Kam se kam
02:55Kisi ko toh
02:56Mere khane ki qadar hai
02:57Mujhe qadar hai maaya
03:01Papa ji
03:02Poono ke liye
03:03Shukriya
03:04Aray isme shukriya ki ki kya bat hai
03:05Aisai amrashari kofte banane wali
03:07Dewi ke haat toh
03:08Doodh se dhulva kar
03:10Makhman meh lapet kar
03:12Uspe 24 ghante
03:13Korooro gulaabo ki pangkdiyo ki
03:15Barish karni chahiye
03:20Mera bhi kuch aisei khayal hai maaya
03:24Papa ji
03:25Shukriya
03:26Ipni achi baat
03:28Mujhse kubhi kisi ne ne kahi hai
03:30Maaya devi
03:31Aapke haat
03:32Bohut talented hai
03:33Inhii kabhi aati meh mati daliyega
03:38Chipku chipku ho jayenge
03:40Kash aapka beita bhi
03:43Aaphi ki tarah suchta
03:45Hmm
03:46Ye ka samjha ga ghade ka bachcha
03:47Kyoo be
03:48Kyoo pe
03:48Kyoo parišan kar rahe ya
03:50Amrashari kofte devi ko hain
03:53Behti nadi meh
03:54Laghi aag mein namak mat chidki hai papa ji
03:58Abay
03:59Baaki chizou ka prorok karna niy aata
04:01Kam se kam waavare ka prorok karna toh sikhli hai
04:03Mmmmm
04:04Mmmmm
04:05Mmmmm
04:06Hmmmm
04:10Ah ha ha ha ha ha
04:11Or lice naa
04:12Aap yeh teekhe mehhe ko
04:15Itni achi tarah kaisi mix karthi hai
04:17How do you mix it with this?
04:18Well, Papa, actually, you can put it in it,
04:21but I put it in a bowl.
04:23Devi Ma, what you're doing, do you keep doing it.
04:27Because such a tasty,
04:28a rich woman's love to create a woman,
04:32is very few men.
04:35Oh, Papa Ji.
04:37Ma hao.
04:47Dolly, you didn't go to the house, right?
05:09Yes.
05:10Everything is okay?
05:15Yes.
05:16It's okay.
05:17You've got to play a gizzard for me.
05:19You've got to say thank you.
05:23Mention not.
05:26In the past 40 years, you've never been drinking water for me.
05:32Dolly, you're thinking like that, there's nothing like that.
05:41I don't have to talk to you.
05:45I just want to ask you a question.
05:48Why did you kiss my husband to me?
05:52What?
05:54What?
05:55What did you tell me about this?
05:56How did you tell me about this?
05:58I made a recipe on TV.
06:01Now you want to win my husband's heart.
06:04I don't know.
06:05I don't know.
06:06Why are you angry?
06:07You've got to tell me about it.
06:08You've got to tell me about it.
06:09You've got to tell me about it.
06:10You've got to tell me about it.
06:12No, Dolly.
06:13I've got to tell you anything.
06:14Shhh.
06:15I've got to tell you,
06:16I don't know.
06:17What do you mean?
06:18No, I'm not sure.
06:19They told me that in 1982,
06:21when I got married for them,
06:23what did they say to me?
06:25My husband!
06:27They told me that
06:30Dolly,
06:32I feel that I love you.
06:34After the marriage seen seven years later.
06:38Do you understand?
06:41Do you believe...
06:45I saw my love for the first time in your eyes.
06:49This happened in January.
06:50And this happened in October.
06:54Dude!
06:56I thought...
06:57I lost your heart.
06:59But now it's clear.
07:01You didn't love me from my lips.
07:03You're going to go out of an arrogant woman.
07:09Dolly, but...
07:10You didn't have to make an arrogant woman.
07:12It was our special thing.
07:13It's a little bit.
07:15Look, Dolly.
07:16I'm going to go to 60 plus.
07:18I'm a young man.
07:20I'm also a man.
07:22I'm also a man.
07:23I'm also a man.
07:28Manu, look.
07:30My new Captain Cheetah.
07:34What?
07:35Did you put money to Bobby and Paggy's company?
07:39Yes.
07:40He didn't put it.
07:41Captain Cheetah.
07:46Look, Maya.
07:47I said that every child of India will fall behind Captain Cheetah.
07:51What about your mokhota?
07:52No mokhota.
07:54He's wearing a hat for Bobby.
07:56He's worth 2,000,000.
07:57What a hat for?
07:58Look, Maya.
07:59Sonu also put money.
08:00How did you put money?
08:01He's worth it.
08:02He's not married.
08:03He's not married.
08:04You don't have any responsibilities.
08:06First of all, let's go.
08:08Don't marry.
08:09Don't marry.
08:10Don't marry.
08:11Look.
08:12Don't marry.
08:13Look.
08:14My wife gave me a bill.
08:16Look.
08:17Look.
08:1825,000.
08:19Let's go.
08:21You should pay more.
08:23And total is so little.
08:26Maya, your value is more than that.
08:29Total?
08:30How total?
08:322,35,000?
08:34In a month.
08:36I won't earn that much.
08:40I want to understand you.
08:43Maya.
08:44Maya.
08:46Maya.
08:47Use your washing machine.
08:49Our machine.
08:50Your hand is killed.
08:52Mother, we are doing some important things.
08:56You will come after a year.
08:58Until then, it will be very long.
09:01And it is a little bit of work.
09:04Remember your washing machine,
09:06and then put it to your washing machine,
09:08and then put it in your washing machine.
09:10And then put your washing machine on it.
09:12When will your washing machine be done?
09:13Go.
09:14Take off the washer.
09:15You're going to go?
09:16What's your order?
09:17Go.
09:18You're talking.
09:19Mother.
09:20Look at this.
09:22What is this?
09:24Mother, I tell you.
09:26You're also my housewife, right?
09:28You don't think that what we do,
09:30should also be value.
09:32Maya.
09:33You're right.
09:35That's why I made this bill.
09:37I made this bill.
09:38Okay.
09:40What happened?
09:45You're right.
09:46You're right.
09:47I didn't have to pay for it.
09:48You're right.
09:49I don't think that's enough.
09:50I don't know.
09:51You're right.
09:52I don't know.
09:53You're right.
09:54You're right.
09:55You're right.
09:56I don't know.
09:57You're right.
09:58I'm not a liar.
09:59I'm not a liar.
10:00You're right.
10:01Maya has done it, right?
10:02It's right.
10:03We're doing what she does.
10:04We have to get the right to get the right to get the right to get the right to get the right.
10:07And you've been doing this job for the 40 years.
10:09What did you get to do today?
10:10What did you get to do today?
10:12Two love-love-love-love-love-love-love.
10:17Maya.
10:18Maya.
10:19I'll make my girl.
10:21Mom, you too.
10:22Hmm.
10:23I could.
10:24Penda.
10:25Penda!
10:28Penda!
10:29Penda!
10:35Ah!
10:36Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:38Ah!
10:4040-year-old-old.
10:4140 years ago,
10:43I've got 4,000 years old.
10:45Mom?
10:46Mother, from Emily's chattinikah?
10:49Yes.
10:51This is something that's going on with a man-mukti-andolan type.
10:55Father, if my mother gave her 40-year-old bill,
10:58she'd have to go out of the house.
11:02That's right.
11:03Today, she'll understand the value of her wife.
11:06Maya, how much will you eat in 40 years?
11:103-4,000?
11:11At ease.
11:12Monu!
11:14This washer has been out of the door.
11:20I'm trying to fit her back,
11:22so she's not going to fit her.
11:26Papa, you've lost my washing machine.
11:29You lost my washing machine.
11:31Now, Papa, you're going to be lost.
11:34Who's going to be lost?
11:35I!
11:38Why?
11:39For 40 years of your job,
11:42this is the bill.
11:43Maya, tell me about total.
11:45Yes.
11:46So,
11:473,000,000,000 months,
11:50means
11:5237,20,000 years,
11:55totaled
11:58$14,88,40,000.
12:04Without service tax.
12:06Yeah.
12:08So,
12:09take a break,
12:10and give me $14,88,000,000.
12:13I'm always going to get my back side.
12:19In 40 years,
12:20there are 3,000 bucks.
12:22So,
12:23I'm going to eat so much in a month.
12:26So,
12:27take your account.
12:28You won't get any money from me.
12:32Come on.
12:35Why?
12:36I don't have any value.
12:38I don't have all accounts.
12:39I look at home.
12:40So, what happened?
12:41But who's going to lose my house?
12:43Who's going to be my house?
12:44Who's going to be my house?
12:45Who's going to be my house?
12:46Who's going to be my house?
12:47Who's going to be my house?
12:49Who's going to be my house?
12:51I don't have any money.
12:52No, our money.
12:54You don't have any money.
12:56Your money?
12:57Why?
12:58But I don't pay the money.
12:59You don't pay money.
13:00But,
13:01I don't pay to pay me.
13:02Why do you pay me?
13:03What does it mean?
13:05But,
13:06I don't pay my house a month.
13:07I give 5,000,000 to the amount of money.
13:09Did you realize?
13:10You're crazy.
13:12You're fucked.
13:13I don't give money.
13:14Why do you give me my children,
13:15its $14,000,
13:16wait a day.
13:17You see?
13:18How did your mother kill me?
13:21Hey, sir!
13:27Papa, I love you my husband.
13:30And tell me, where did you put a hole?
13:33Go, go and see yourself.
13:35The whole area is down below.
13:36Go, let me show you something.
13:38Listen.
13:39This is a cheating case for me today.
13:43Darling, I can tell you about physical offense.
13:46I can tell you about physical offense.
13:48I can tell you about physical offense.
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