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00:00I've been waiting for 2,000 years now. How can I help you?
00:08As he said, I can't get the first one.
00:11I can't get the first one.
00:15The first one is the first one.
00:20The second one is the second one.
00:25In the end of the day, I will never be able to die.
00:30I don't want people to die.
00:35If you die, I will die.
00:40If you die, I will die.
00:45I don't want people to die.
00:50I will die.
00:57If you die, I will die.
01:00If you die, I will die.
01:05You are a little boy.
01:08If you die, I will die.
01:11You will die!
01:14If you die, I will die.
01:24You will die.
01:26If you die, I will die.
01:29You will die.
01:31You will die.
01:34You will die.
01:38Two times, if you die, you will die.
01:43You will die.
01:45You will die.
01:47You will die.
01:50You will die.
01:52You will die.
01:53Maybe.
01:54I will die.
01:55Good morning.
01:56You will be overwhelmed today.
01:58Well, you will die tonight.
01:59I will die.
02:00Good morning.
02:01Give me tolos.
02:03I will die.
02:04Even my Selfie is still here.
02:06Who will die.
02:07Sit, welcome.
02:08In a longer place, it's not today.
02:11You're not today so long.
02:13You said it...
02:15I can't even.
02:17Hurry up.
02:21Come on.
02:37He's the king of the beast.
02:40He's not going to kill me.
02:43He's not going to kill me.
02:46You're not going to kill me!
02:52Tony, you have to go to the king of the king!
02:58The king of the beast, the king of the beast.
03:04The secret was on the throne.
03:06The secret was that I'm not going to die.
03:09The secret has been left!
03:12Now, who will be the king of the king?
03:15It's the king of the king.
03:18The king!
03:23You!
03:27The king!
03:30I owe you a king.
03:32Three months ago, I will pay for the money.
03:34If you want me to come out, give me a reason.
03:43Good.
03:44Good.
04:02Good.
04:05I don't want to be able to do this like this.
04:34Do you believe that you are the two of us?
04:43The force of the force is in the air.
04:46It looks like it's a lie.
05:04I don't know.
05:34I don't know.
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06:39I don't know.
06:59Ah.
07:00Yeah.
07:01ход
07:04你師父可是對你寄以厚望啊
07:08今日子僧幾個小輩咋鬧
07:09怪了各位啞性
07:11還望 mé要見怪
07:12明日
07:13便是我師兄天蘊子講德之實
07:16還望各位各有所得
07:18不需此刑
07:19我需 gebracht
07:21cry
07:27That laughter...
07:29The laughter...
07:31Changed from the evil...
07:33... but they are the same.
07:35What is the truth for what?
07:37Mr.
07:38The girl, she is the only one of you.
07:41She has to honor her.
07:43This is why the girl is calling you my love.
07:45The girl I've been allowed to give you the sword.
07:47She decided to give you the sword of the sword.
07:49I will give you the sword of the sword of the sword.
07:51The sword of the sword of the sword is not real.
07:53The sword of the sword of the sword is not real.
07:55The
07:59one
08:01is
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08:23a
08:25Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
08:55The end of the day of the world,
08:59the end of the day of the world,
09:01finally arrived.
09:25I don't know.
09:55I don't know.
09:57This is just these people.
09:59I can't believe it.
10:01I can't believe it.
10:03I don't know.
10:05Time to get you!
10:35老夫天韵子,苦修数万载,略感天道。此番论道,愿将修炼所感,与诸位一同体悟。
10:55没想到你竟分身前来,荣幸之志啊。
11:01你万年大兽,老夫岂能不来。
11:11这小吊。
11:13来得通芒,没被什么好理。
11:16我知你喜欢七色,这把中账品的仙气颜色金黄,该合你心意。
11:23坤鹏子,你今日修炼精进很多,此剑便送给你吧。
11:33谢世尊!
11:35谢世尊!
11:39你这脾气,真是一点没变。
11:43果然是心狠丢。
11:45心狠丢喜爱古神。
11:47难道是闻到了我身上微弱的古神气息?
11:51天运之道,玄妙无穷。
11:59诸位道友,有祸便提。
12:03天之术,乃久久归源之云。
12:05修道的第一步,从宁气一步步修至问鼎,即为修。
12:09修道的第二步,乃阴虚扬时,碎孽三境。
12:27这步是修与道之间的过渡。
12:31而第三步,方是道之真谛。
12:35可惜,无处追寻。
12:39天运之道,若运积至,一切可成。
12:44若运积未到,万载修行,终成黄土一泡。
12:51若天运自所说为真,我此时连第一步都尚未走完。
12:57可是这第三步,师父真的存在。
13:04王林,你有何疑惑?
13:10回师尊,弟子却有疑问。
13:13讲。
13:14修炼意图,常有三种手法。
13:19修仙,修真,修道。
13:22为何师尊只称其为修道,而非其他呢?
13:26好问题。
13:28仙已不在。
13:30修仙之说,缘于缘故。
13:34那时的仙界,乃是修士的圣地。
13:38因此,有修仙一语。
13:41修真的真,乃真相之语。
13:45自仙界覆灭后,修士好似无根之木,孤独漂泊,因此产生了修真一脉。
13:57而如今,仙真都成了过去。
14:03我们追寻的是道。
14:05可这种道,并非天道。
14:09修道者修的怎会不是天道?
14:13那何为道?
14:15修道之道,乃是道路。
14:19因不知第三步为何,所以找寻一条通往第三步的道路。
14:29这便是修道之道的一种解释。
14:33王林,你可解惑。
14:37弟子怀疑,是否真的有第三步存在?
14:42三万年前,我曾见过一人,依然踏入第三步。
14:50可惜此人不过谈话一现,此后再无音讯。
14:56师尊,弟子也有疑惑。
15:02师尊,弟子也有疑问。
15:07师尊,弟子有疑问。
15:12三日将到,诸位可还满意?
15:17三日将到,诸位可还满意?
15:24天运老二,以大寿之宴。
15:31陈可不邀我一句?
15:36诸位可还满意?
15:37这天运老二?
15:41乃羊?
15:42徒儿们,出来见过你们田运的时候前辈。
15:47传言老二!
15:50Ha, ha, ha.
15:52Neuro Barakai.
15:54Why not say the Lord will not be welcome much to you?
15:58No.
16:00Lord will be preparing to battle the final Thuami you.
16:03You are now right at the time.
16:09Today I will show you as an King-Zu of battle the leader.
16:14Let the Lord be able to watch the two.
16:18That's ok.
16:20There is nothing to do with it.
16:24For those of you,
16:26I am worthy of the end of the war.
16:29I am worthy of the people of the先界 of the先界 of the先界.
16:35For those of you,
16:37you must be prepared.
16:40The door...
16:42Let's go.
16:50Oh, yeah.
16:57Oh, yeah.
16:59Oh, yeah.
17:00That's the coin.
17:01This is the secret of the universe.
17:03It's in the open-ended universe.
17:05Oh, yeah.
17:07This is the secret of the universe.
17:10Oh, yeah.
17:12Oh, yeah.
17:15Oh, yeah.
17:17Oh, yeah.
17:19Oh, yeah.
17:20Oh!
17:22Oh!
17:23Oh!
17:24Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:26Oh!
17:27Ah!
17:28Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:44Oh!
17:45无奈仙界天影十者,来此驻下界兴时。
18:05天云老儿,仙界已灭。
18:09你这隐仙术,到底将我徒儿...
18:12送去了何处?
18:14天尊莫及。
18:16三日后,他们自会回来。
18:20今时,我还要向你借几个弟子。
18:24问问他们都看到了什么?
18:30哼!
18:31麒麟!
18:33吹!
18:37天云老儿,三个月后,东汉妖灵之门,带好你选的人!
18:43哼!
18:45老夫还有一事,烦请诸位做个见证。
18:51我天云宗七系弟子中,会有皇子二系尚没有天云七子封号之人。
18:59今日,便是这两系弟子,诞生天云七子封号之时。
19:09你们,可准备好了。
19:11你们,可准备好了。
19:15李宗盛。
19:17李宗盛。
19:19李宗盛。
19:21李宗盛。
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